Sebastian cries again, Pete thinks he could be the Dalai Lama, and they both continue to fear men's feet!
This is the Pete and Sebastian Show with Pete Craeley and Sebastian Menascalton best get It's Jimmy from Boston. Pete. I called that home depot and I spoke to those delivery guys. They claimed that as soon as they got to your kitchen and took the dishwasher out of the box, you started licking your lips and on the zipping. So they turned around and then they saw all the dictents in your refrigerator, so they rushed the washer out of this, saving it from becoming the next appliance to be victimized. Those boys are goddamn rows. You perverted fridge fucking basted you. Pete Spashion Show, We're back there. He is fresh off his new our special taping Spashion Man Scout Go kill Now. I don't know, based on what I'm seeing if that T shirt was purchased that deep or did you have something hanging on it that brought it down to your navel. It's it's a it's a button. It's got snap buttons. So snap number one is for Irish, Snap number two if you live in Connecticut, Snap number three if you corporate g I no snaps. If you're Italian, Sorry about that. I gotta accentuate the change. How you doing, bro? Speaking of dress, I didn't know the full extent of what was going on with your special. As far as I know, you told me you were going to go. I don't know if yeah, people so what it talks, But to tell the listeners to get dressed up, I can't even tell you how much I wish I was there. Man in suits and tucks, women in beautiful gowns. It was like you're doing a show on the fucking Titanic. Guy so cool. Actually it was well to clearly listeners. And if you don't know, I shot a special this weekend in Las Vegas at the Win Hotel UM and I had asked the people that were coming to dress up in nineteen sixties attire, suit jack and cocktail dresses, and some people really went above and beyond the ask. Um. One woman that was there was wearing um satin gloves up to her elbows with a long cigarette holder, you know, and up dudes and French braids on the sugery hepburn. I love it a little breakfast why sixties though I look like it was just uh attire. It was a throwback to the rat pack, Frank Sinatra, when people did dress nice well, when people were when they were human beings, your cattle through the casino. Now, the sad thing about this, and a little insight on this, is we reserved the first three rows four people who were dressed up, so we kind of let let those those tickets um empty. And then when we spotted people in the crowd that we wanted to bring down, we put them in the first three roles because those roles we're gonna be seen on camera. Now, I'd say, I don't know, I'm just gonna throw a number out there because I didn't see the top balcony thirty five of the people dressed up. Thirty forty maybe, um, But it was nice to see, you know, look down in the audience and shoot both ties and ties and women already sparkles. And I felt like I was performing in uh in the Stardust Hotel nineteen sixty three, and I thought Dean Martin was gonna walk down at any minute, right, love it? I love it. Um. It was almost enough people that the people that didn't get dressed up should have been like, it's like going to a Halloween costume party and you're not in the costume. It's like, you beat it, guy, what are you doing? And I want to add that the wind is such a beautiful place. It's not like you're asking him to like they make a left by the home depot and then come walking into your talks. It's like a beautiful place. Well, Steve Wynn try to implement a dress code when he opened the Joint, I think in two thousand five, he had all over the casino signage men must must be in a jacket, women in a cocktail dress, and no babies, no strollers. And that lasted for five days and uh and and people walk in through the casino with a thong. So because they have a right, they have a right right? Oh my god, you know what anything, you know what? I'm getting upset about what rights me too, because I like my rights and you like your rights, but I don't like the other rights people want. It's like we're not on the same page our rights all right? Oh my god, that should be a T shirt. You can't. On so many levels, I don't even want to get into the details. But on so many levels, it's like people are like making new laws. While I'm looking at that person going you go crazy, jail you. I mean, it's like, I don't even do you see the lady Montana today saying that you can change your birth certificate if you change your sex. So if you were born a mail and then you decaw you're a woman, you can make them change your birth certificate to saying you were born a woman. We're correct in God, I don't know how it's gonna play out. Who's gonna You've got the paperback and go night out of ten, big guy you want to change? Change But to say, the big guy, you know what, it didn't do what he did? It's like, all right, and that's any religion. I don't I gotta start studying more religious. I'm thinking about getting the kurant the and a dive. Serious. Can we get a page cone on the Koran? Patrick? If you had a guest before he tells us, Yeah, how many what's more pages the Bible or the Koran? Oh? I think the Koran is more pages thy pictures in there. It's estimated to take six dred hours to understand the Koran. It's six hundred pages. If you have a twenty by thirty copy of the Koran. It's six hundred pages and they estimate six hours of studied to grasp. Yeah, but bro, I could do a forty five minute peruse and come back and give you enough you need to know on this show. I mean, just a couple of words here and there. Anything that takes six hundred hours to grasp, I ain't joining, you know. I mean, it's not even an option. That's not even an option. I mean, I could be a doctor at the end of that ship, right. I don't know how long medical schools, but if you told it, they're like very long in than that, all right, and be half way there. I could be a nurse. So did you have fun? By the way, I saw the picture of you in the suit, which looked great. I'm wishy washy with the hat, and I gotta ask. I don't know, maybe this is an edit. Did you come out with the hat? On? No? On? No way? Nice God, Thank god. I ain't a hanku. I don't have the head for a hat. My head don't look right in a hat. It don't look right with no hat. But you put a hat on my head and it throws off the whole symmetry to the body. You know, Sinatra had the hat for it. I put the hat on reluctantly in the photo, but after it came out, I go, this isn't as bad as I thought. It wasn't great, but I wanted to convey a Sinatra type vibe in the hat. The photo was great. I just didn't know if you create the photo with the hat it made sense with them with the whole what you were going with it was fantastic. But I always at a feeling I feel like the hat is on on stage is for dances because they do that. You know, they can do that with it a lot. But I feel like I feel like, once, like you probably, once I got a hat on, it's gotta be on, because I mean I take it off, we're gonna have like a little fucking, uh you know, wreath going on around. Man. I don't know. I feel like I have said you when I said I wasn't into the hat. I'm not upset at all, bro, Bro, I'm very mellow. I'm coming off a big weekend with essentially no sleep to last two nights. I got my father here. Uh now, my father and I watched the movie last night about my father. The movie that I made with the I was reluctant to show him, and I'll tell you why two reasons. Number One, I couldn't get the damn thing to mirror on my TV from my computer, and I didn't watch I didn't want him watching it on a laptop. I wanted him to watch it on a TV. That's first and foremost. I didn't want him watching it. Secondly, you know we're not done with it yet, um so I didn't want to show him an unfinished product. And thirdly, and this, this will kind of tie into one of the things I wanted to talk about. Uh. And I told him this last night. I said, you know what, I wasn't gonna show you this, but and I don't mean to be crass here, but I feel like my dad's seventy six years old right now. If you don't watch it this trip, he could will drop bed. Do you know what I'm saying? God forbid, God forbid. Like we're in the age. We're in the age range where you know health is deteriorating, and you know, not to say that he's gonna die tomorrow. But I wanted him to see it before God forbid. Anything might might happen. And the reason I bring this up and I want to send my condolences to the Arnold family. A comedian by the name of David A. Arnold passed away last week or two weeks ago, and we didn't mention this on the cast, and I just wanted to do, uh, you know, a homage to him because I've known him for twenty years. Four years old, two kids, wife, beautiful family, drops dead on a Tuesday morning on his computer as a heart attack. Right now, I don't know about you, but I'm hearing a lot of people and I don't know if this is the age we're in. You know, died in sleep, die, just a lot of death around the fifty year old age mark. Now, are we just paying more attention to this because we're in that group or have people been dying at fifty for the last eighty years and we since we weren't fifty, we weren't even paying attention. Guys, you bring up a great point because I'm going through the same emotions, bro, And I'm gonna get the answer because I was telling Jackie the other day in bed, I go, I feel like we're all running up a mountain, you know, and like boulders are coming down and people we know him like doubt left the right and like you just keep going for the fucking flag. I just keep calling you know, what are you gonna do? Stop and look back down? So you know, but to your point, a lot more people getting hit with the boulders, I feel then got hit with him at fifty in the seventies, you know what I'm saying, Like like when I was seven in the seventies and my eighties and my parents, Like one guy in the neighborhood, would you know have a heart attack? Now? Just starting to ask, you know what vax did these people have? Because it's this star. I don't want disrespect. You know, any of these people have been passing away. But it's like someone checking the stats on this. You know so, but I don't know maybe maybe you know, we didn't know anybody when we were young. I had a heart attack. Now were getting older, we know people because weird. That's why, bro, you gotta just you know, you gotta live every day. You know what that is? Did you tell him? I showed it to him, like see, I told w I want I want to show you this because I don't know if you're gonna drop that tomorrow. Hey, they say say I love you every time. You never know they're gonna die. So I should probably in a movie about you and me too. I'm not like that. I can't wait to hear what he thought, unless that's personal. But it's got to be trippy to watch someone playing you, let alone narrow Wow. Well even I'm sitting there going, what a nice thing to have. Regardless of this thing does a dollar at the theater? What a nice thing to have. That kind of uh is there forever and gives people like my daughter and my son and their kids moving forward, kind of a little snapshot of what my relationship was or is now with my father. I mean, I would love to see a movie about my father and my grandfather. You know that my father wrote, you know, just to just to see the dynamics because some of the some of the stuff in the movie is true. You know, it's it's stuff. So that is fascinating at the end. Yeah, I'm bowling, right, I though it was weird about it in real life. While you're bawling in the movie, I'm balling in the movie and I'm balling watching it, and my listen to me right now. My bawling watching it is far more superior than my balling in the movie. I'm sitting there crying, going, I wish I would have cried like this in the now toss the arrow. He wouldn't have yelled cut bro. Now your dad's getting you crying in stereo? Is he joining you in the cry with dying? A note to listeners, I'm not necessarily crying watching myformance. No, No, I know you're you're balling at at this at look at where we got Look at all as you support. Right, I'm looking at I'm wanting in a movie about my father and I relationship with my father, and my father is watching the nero play him. That's all going on right, Oh my god. Now a corner of my eye, I look because I don't know about you when you're when I'm crying, and I got other people in the room, I'm just hoping they see me cry from this side. I ain't given him a full frontal on the cry, you know what I'm saying, Like, I can't turn to anybody and then them see that. So I did a little side peek and my dad's man, oh no, And then I see that and Uh, I almost had to take a knee. I almost I almost had to leave the room. Bro, that's this moment is unbelievable. By the way, the only reason you have to turn away when you're crying is because you have a tendency to cry what other people are crying. I only cry funerals, So I don't care if you get a frontal because everyone's crying. So, I mean, I don't even need to know what words were spoken, because it's clear how you fall the felt about this movie. I mean, my biggest question is is he like, it's a finished painting? What more you people gonna do? Let's let's let's put yes, what what? What? What are you gonna What are you gonna change? I told him a couple of scenes in there, you know it could be better and what have you. But I mean, by the most part, if we had to put this movie out right now, I'm proud of what we got. UM cool experience to see that with him. So he's been here for the last three days. Yeah, and uh, you know, I've been cooking, we've been drinking, and I haven't been getting enough sleep. So my energy today is not where it needs to be to drive a piece of fashion show. But yeah, I got we've got some things to talk about. But for the listeners, if you're either listening or watching this, the whole hearted apology goes out to everybody. Uh, because of just my sheer lack of enthusiasm right now. Oh god, it's not that big of a deal. It didn't even need to be said on that level. The fact that you don't want it hanging out, you know, he just told her a fascinating story. We're all good. Brings me to a question, though, when you're old and gray, all right, and they come to you, let's let's take it outside of the realm of what's then. Now, if someone was gonna play you in a movie about you, and it could be any actor basically that we know of. It could be someone who's not even alive anymore, and you could just say that, tight, who do you see playing you? And again, we're talking like during your prime, you know, like from like thirty to like sixty five, you know, all those years. Man, maybe a bolt up Pacino I was gonna go brand Oh no, I'm not saying. I'm not saying I look like this guy or already thing. But I think that's who I'd go with. Either that or l d C. L d C. He'd have to do a head die. Brand Brando was Brando was actually a good call. Mean, I gotta, I gotta let me really wrapped my head around this. Maybe he would have had diet James Cohan. Oh maybe, I don't know. That's a Brando was a bold choice guy. Yeah, I mean, I hate to go down the Italian around, but you know I loved as an actor is Gene Hackman. If I don't make guys like that anymore, you know, and he was just such like you know, if he was walking down the street and someone said he's a movie star, he'd go, Okay, come on, seriously, that gay just you know, fantastic. They don't make him like that. I just I just came up with a guy that I wanted to play me if I had and there's an obvious I got Denzel Man. Nzella play you that type. I know he's play I think I think guy. No, listen, there's a quickness from what with him, and like I don't he's so good of an actor. If he played me in a movie, I think people would believe it. Like his actor just transcends color. I know, I know, I mean the first day of the shoot, he'd come walking in like you walk down't I mean he'd already have you walk down? I know, Yeah, he'd be a good choice. I'm a winner. I'm going to win. We gotta win this stick you dick, you fucking wins. Fuck you. Remember to have an attitude of gratitude when I put my head on that pillow and I, oh, it's just grateful to be working. Shut out, hand me, shut the funk up and sit down, get out, get out, Hit the funk out of the building, take a walk. Oh what a day? What me? The week I had today? I don't see no resemblance the Pete Sebastian show, whenever saw you. I gotta start with this. It was just bothering a ship out of me. Patrick, if you're there, can you do me a favor and pull up an image of I don't know if you ever heard of this guy. They call him the masked country singer. I got his name written down. I got a name for you, bro Orville Peck. Don't put it up yet, don't put it up yet, just get it ready. I'm watching this documentary. What Shania Twain about Shania Twain, you know what, Jackie fascinating lady was unbelievable. But anyway, and I got something to say about her too. They would have singer that would talk about her, you know, saying nice things about it. And they cut his guy and he's wearing what do you see what he's wearing? And I'm like, what the fuck? I go, who is this? And Jackie's like, oh my god, I don't know. We started Google on him and this is his whole thing. Can we get a photo of Patrick if you if you're there, if you don't mind, Yeah, that's just one. It's a mask, bro, we got can we get other ones? If you get a sec This guy wears masks all the time when he performs. Can we get one of him performing? Chill performance? Mask? And I went online to read about what's this guy's story? He doesn't want the face to be part of the judging of the performance or anything. He wants it just to be about the music. So he always wears masks whenever he performs. And he's got fans. Guy, he's got people go and see this ship? Are you kidding? I mean, I don't even know it's all the maybe it's all the brother and playing Milwaukee on Tuesday, all the pecks and fucking the Bahama is without a mask on. Bro. I just you know, I'm sitting here trying to get my social media going and these guys making millions with a fucking leather mask on. I don't even know what's going on. And he's talking with that on about Shania Twain, like just Narius music has really always been in spot. I'm like, hey, what you got, well bring out of the game anyway, it's my second thing. I don't know if you ever heard that guy. So Shania Twain, at one point, she's on her boat. She's loaded, you know, and she lives like on some lake in Canada, and she goes out on her boat, beautiful like wooden boat, um, and she goes, I come out here all the time, and I always bring my guitar. And she's sitting on the on the front of the boat with her guitar, and I'm saying to Jackie, she don't bring the guitar on the boat. She had. She hasn't broke the guitar on the boat since she moved into this place. It's bullshit. What is your take a. I mean, I don't even think she makes music anymore. Guy, why would you bring a guitar? You know something about music and musicians bringing their instrument with them in areas that maybe do you think people get on the boat with Chania Twain right, and then they get on and I can't wait to have a nice day in the boat, and they see the guitars there and go, that's what I'm now. Now we're gonna have to look at her. I'm right there with you. When people bring a guitar to a party or is something it's a lot of presumptuous that you think that we're gonna want to listen to you play. I mean, did Bill bring his fucking book of poems? Can he read those? You know? So? And I also think it's an insult to the company because you're saying, listen, I've been around you before, you tend to be boring. I brought my guitar in case you're boring again. I'm gonna just play some music. So um, but I don't know. My big question is it's I don't think it's true. I don't really think that she did it for the for the documentary she's like, you know, this would be a good thing that I tell people I play with on the boat. And my question to you is, if she starts playing, do you have do you have to listen? Like if she's playing, she starts singing, And then me and you were on the boat and I go to you while she's singing, I go, so, what's going on with jack while she's playing? Can you talk through that? I would say it depends on what she's playing. You know, she's just strumming and and like trying to find a song. We could be able to talk. But like you know, if she goes into like, you know, let's give him something to talk about or whatever it is, you probably gotta go, ohh it, this is one of the hits. Hold that, hold that dog, hold that don oh god. I'll tell you if you want to make a real documentary, and you really want to make a documentary, I was riding my bike the other day with Jackie and um it was just getting dark and people had the window shades still up and just on one block alone, first thing I saw looking through the window and he said, you want a real documentary, you gotta get people not knowing that being filmed. I saw a mom and the son and the father on a dining room table where they clearly have dinner, and they had the cat on the table and they're all sitting around it, and they go and they're petting the cat, and I don't listen. Sadie's nine now, so you know, I told her not to judge long enough. Now I'm teaching, you know, let's step on the gas pedal with the judging, you know, like because I looked through the window and I go, oh my god, said he look, look, look, look like they got the gut on the dining room table. And then we went passed another house a couple of blocks over that I happen to know these people. And we drove by and you could just see because you can see the TV me and say, you were doing the thing. See how many people on the TV on already? And you could just see a pair of feet and they were doing this like they were rubbing the feet together like to each them, like together. And I knew the person and you can only see the feet, so I said the last name, I'm like, those that's Mr Franklin's feet. I don't think I could talk to that guy. Ever again without thinking about that foot move. I know. But the thing is the guys in his own living room aware you should be able to rub your two feet together while you're watching. I agree. I can't, not, just Bro, I am so anti feet. I'm watching a movie of the day that the Annapolis, something about one of those American boats that sank in the sharks coming for the troops. They're floating in the water, the s s Annapolis or something. I just turned it on like twenty minutes left, and in the scene, it was a rubber raft and the one guy was dying and he had his He was like laying back in the raft and he's crying and talking about his childhood. But he's got his bare feet up on the other part of the raft. And the other guy who's still alive, is like, right here, going, you're gonna make it, Mikey, And the guy's feet are right next to him. I don't care if we're in a wall or not. I cannot have a man's feet next to my face, even when he's dying. I would have to put my helmet on them, you know what I'm saying. And Bro, I think i'd be more inclined to do a kissing scene with a man than I would be to do a scene where a man's foot is right next to my face while I'm throwing a heavy monologue. I don't know if we covered this on a previous GAST, but have you ever been around someone and you've never seen their feet? Right, Let's say you gotta buddy, boss, uh, a neighbor, whoever it might be, he never saw their feet before, right, do you imagine what their feet might look like? I try not to. It's like right up there with trying to imagine what that person would look like naked. You know what I'm saying. You're trying not to go there. But uh, you know when you have a relationship like that, and then it's like sometime and maybe that guy comes over and you have have that moment like, oh my god, am I gonna see his feet? Is he coming to my house? But you know, like is it gonna take his shoes off? So I just I'm I really feel like many that old course should keep their feet covered, even in your own home. If you're gonna rub your feet and viewed the window, shade's gotta go down. I agree. I think feet sometimes are a surprised to me when I see someone. I just saw a friend of mine that I've known for five years for the first time I saw him and sandals, and his feet were completely the antithesis of what I thought they might be. I have to tell you this guy, this guy's foot is probably one of the most beautiful foot I've ever seen in my life, really on a man and a man. It literally took his sock off, and I thought I was looking at a woman's foot. That's what I was gonna say. The only pretty foot that a man can have is one that looks like a woman's, and I don't know what I want to have women feet. Man, you know what I'm saying. I mean, I can see, bro. I swear to God before we started this cast. It gets hot in here now with all my phone so I was like, I'm burning up. I took my shoes and socks off five minutes. Five minutes before we started the cast, I went outside. I suited back up. I'm not even comfortable talking to another man that doesn't even know if I was bass foot, you know what I'm saying. Like, I'm serious, Bro, I'm serious. If you were barefoot right now, it would change my whole perspective of what's going on. You suddenly lost like nine school points. If you're doing this thing barefoot, Mike, I couldn't agree more. I mean, it's like almost intimate. Now, um, listen, you're gonna not get me much on this, but if you unless you're going somewhere, I have something pretty interesting to get that much. We just had just said one conversation at feet. I don't so too. You don't want to act that like you're not doing much, but you're doing great. I'm having phone with you as always, and this is this is less thing to say about movies or whatever. Alright, hear me out on this. The other night I watched did a repeat watch of Seven Years in Tibet Star on BP, which I highly recommend. I don't know if you've seen that movie. It's based on the true story Guyants from nine. He goes hike and ends up in Tibet, finds the city of Tibet, and stays for like seven years, becomes really good friends with the dolly Lam. What's unbelievable. Now, this is here's the deal. I'm watching this movie and they're explaining how you become the Dolli Lama. And they're saying in the movie that the Dolli Lama becomes reincarnated in another body, and the Dolli Lama, the one that's alive, can sense what body it's in and it tells the people that'll be the new Dolli Lama. I don't you listen. You know, I'm I'm doing this lightly. I know it's more detailed, but you follow me and basically how it works. And usually the new Dolli Lama comes from the Tibetan region. But the Dolli Lama that exists now, the old guy he's like, but that might not be the case this time. I don't know. Maybe he found it by now, but he's like, I don't know where it will come from. And I'm not holding myself to any of that. When I know, I'll know, I'll see it and I'll know. Now you put that aside. This is going back about twenty years, maybe when I used to work front desk in New York City, maybe twenty five years. I used to ride my bike to work at like six lock in the morning to save money. I take my bike to the hotel and lock it up. One morning Sunday morning. It's gotta be like about five to six in the morning. Um, bike, I'm sorry, what's up? You rode your bank? Yeah, the work? Did you have the uniform on? No way, guy, we had lock is it's a hotel? Oh my god? Can you imagine? Fair enough? Fair enough question? Now I'm biking cross across town like and it's a Sunday and I'm passing this very fancy hotel called the Mark on the Upper east Side, and there's a bunch of cops out running. So I'm like, what's going on? So I pull up and there's no one around because it's so early. And as I stop on my bike, swear to God, I'm not making this up. Coming out of the Mark with escorts is the DOLLI Lama in the room and he's walking to the walking across the street to get into the suv. And as he's coming across ten feet away, I'm standing on my bike making complete eye contact with the dolly Lama, complete eye contact and it was a good solid one to two seconds and a smile, and then he did a dip down. Was I swear to God, I'm not making any stup. I told my wife this when I didn't realize until I watched that movie. During that two seconds, guy he was checking to see if I might be the fucking guy. I said, the check and he was doing a check to see if I was the dolly law because he said, you don't know where it's gonna come firm that the fucking guy and the bike. So I said, the jacket, I just cast where she goes. That's a stretch. I go stretch. Not that he says he's looking in everyone's eyes to find the fucking guy. And we made eye got that unbelievable girl, unbelievable. If you were the guy, what happens? What does he do? I I don't know. I mean, I don't know if he's found them since. But maybe it's a point like you know and invasion of the body snatches when you realize someone else isn't a zombie and they'd go, oh, you know everyone he looks at I feel is a possible DOLLI lama. But I specifically it was like coincidence that I was there and that he was there. I was like, wow, it was close. Okay, Well, if you are the guy, does he all of a sudden just give you his his robe and his you I know what they take you to immediately to the school and the in to bet where you learn all about um how the religion works. And they it's usually the DOLLI Lama picks a kid, so it would have been really a little fall fetch to him to pick me because I was older. But you never know. But it's usually a kid. And then they bring that kid and his whole family to the temple and they and you just study and study and study, and you know the new guy when he dies ice if you can get it. Well, let's say let's say during that thing you were the guy, and I know he only picks kids, but let's say he picked you. I would have left it. I would have left if I had to if I got Yeah, I mean, I don't even know if I could take it. I don't even know if I allowed to have a wife. I can't. If they put that robe on me, it's like ship I'd be having tea with the pope. What is what's the perks of being the dolly? But what the hell do you get? Well, you live in the temple, which it's got, it's in the m l a is, it's supposed to be in the seven years at the bed it looked beautiful. You know, everybody worships you. You like, uh, I don't know if the hand like that's a good question. Like when the Pope says we have to stop the fighting in Ukraine and Russia. You know people like, oh man, the Pope came out and condemned it. If the dolly Lama says that is anyone like what what do you You're up on a mountain, guy, I don't even worry about it. Yeah, I don't know the same as the Pope, right, I don't even think the Pope it's got the same weight as jay z Bro. I know it's a little sad. Do you think if the Dolli Lama went to the Vatican like he did, you think he could get an overnight stay at the Vatican if he made a phone call? Doali Lama wants to come sleep over? Yeah? I think he gets in. You don't think they're like you're a different religion guy. It's like, we don't need you whispering to all guys while you're here and ship. No, I think he gets I think he gets a night stay definitely, well here one night night stays at the Vatican and the gonna to us out a couple of names, and you tell me if they're big enough to get a sleepover with the Pope, right, Mum, Hum, Rosie o'donald No, No, I don't like when my dad went to the Vatican. He wasn't wearing a jacket. He was so embarrassed they had to give a jacket of someone. He's wearing shorts and he had to go buy sweatpants. And he goes and they sell them right out on the street for five bucks. I don't even think they left Rosie without the proper time like I think she'd be treated like the rest of us. You know what I'm saying now. I did read my book that Don Rickles and as you know, Bob Newhall with best friends, and Rickles got them all for a visit, personal visit with the pope, like a private meeting with the Pope. I don't know if they slept over, but just to give you a template, you know, you know who I think that went through. Oh, Sinatra, I think you might have set it up. Oh man, you're probably right, You're probably right. You know you know who. I think the closest ear and entertainment is like what Sinatri probably right was was to the Pope is now I'm thinking Bono, he gets all access. I think not only does he get all access, he gets he could get you in. I think he's very Catholic, right, the Irish Catholic man. You know what I'm saying. I think you know who. I think it's in and and gets a chocolate on their bed and not only gets dinner but also gets breakfast with the Pope. I feel clony. Yeah, I think you're right there. I think the Pope might have been to the fucking lee Cuomo guy there. Oh there it is. Look at that they're literally making dinner plans. It's either they're making dinner plans or the Pope just saw the new Pope and Clooney. So do you think the Pope if he calls, say, um, Rihanna and said listen, I'd like to see you tomorrow night, do you think people cleared their schedules for that? Or does Rihanna going there going out with the girls. She's a good, good example. That's a tough one because she's a bit of a rebel love of music. But uh, and if she's not Catholic. It maybe like you know, might not mean it might be liking I not me that much, but I have to say, you know, the Pope is the Pope. I have to say, yes, I I can't imagine the Pope ever gets turned down for a lunch. Well you know, I'm thinking here you got the Pope for the cam flis. But like who's who's say that? The Jewish version of the pope or the Muslim op That's question. Yeah, that's that. That's interesting man, because I watch my words here. But with the Muslims, I don't like, you know, I don't know who it is. That's a really good question. They gotta have a main guy, right, Like if you're a Muslim, you're gonna watch their like version of a holiday on TV. Like we watch our Christmas Christmas Eve from St Patrick's Cathedral with Archbyss Boom, who was some of the big dogs in in the Muslim religion. You know, I don't know what about bro Bro is its I gotta watch what I say. That's might being edited. Is there a Gandhi or is that was that like a one time thing? Or is there always like a Gandhi? Well you don't, oh, you're you're intending, you know, do you know we're getting We're getting, We're getting, Patrick says, one Gandhi, it's one when he died, but he was his name Gandhi. His name was Gandhi. Or yeah, his name is Gandhi. It's not a position called no no, I know, it was in a position called the Gandhi. But Gandhi was the leader of all the Indians, right, So when Gandhi died, is there a new Gandhi? You know what a new name? You know, he was more of a more of a mother Teresa. The day you go, we replaced huh, what is happening? There's no backup for these people, Like we used to say, what do you mother Teresa? What do we say now? What do we say now? Just keep saying huh. Well, I thought mother Teresa growing up was a position you know, likes Coco Cola, you know, but when that president leaves, there's another president that comes in. That's what I thought about Mother Teresa, that oh she's the mother Teresa, and then there's gonna be a like a mother Anna or what was the mother of all nuns in the whole world nuns? Was Mother Teresa? None. Yeah, your mother. You don't get the mother title without being a nun, right, Patrick, we get a hard google on that. Yeah, she was a nun and she was sainted. How do you get that? I mean, I know McCartney got that, but right, although he got knighted sainted, who's got I don't know who's got that label sat hood? Who gets st hood? Yeah? These these figures out there, you know, like one of the threesa Gandhi. I mean, I know this is not along those lines, but like Nelson Mandela. You know when he came out, he had this kind of uh or around him, right right, I think Watt's building up a resume for stood. Why I have sacked this last week? I don't know if you saw it, No, damn it. I only get freaking well, I can't complain. I got Josh guys unbelievable. Great to hear about what man. I guess he was just hurt season the first game of something because he said he didn't play the first one. You didn't, Yeah, I didn't play any in a sack and then yeah they're playing the Raiders. And then after the sack, what did this um roll of the dice move after he sacked him. He was like mind rolling dice down the field. I thought that was kind of nice that he associated his celebration with the city that he was in at the time. I like that. I like that. So that's got to be thought out ahead of time, obviously, Man, I don't know. I have to ask him if that's something that he thought about. Was that it just instinctual. It's one bad motherfucker. And lastly, before we leave, there's a new thing that's past in California. I don't know if you've heard. It's already two other states. Got a new way to go. When you go, if you're interested, you get, You get your body. When you die, it's the decomposing process. So for thirty to forty five days, they put you somewhere and just let you naturally decompose. And then after forty five days, what's left to you. They put in this steel vessel with alfalfa and a few other sort of organic nutrients, and they let you sit in this steel vessel for a long period of time, and then when they open it back up, it's your soil. You literally moist soil good for a garden, and they give that back to the family if they want, and then they can you know, grow flower or tree out of your remains or you know, they just take it and they put it and becomes part of the organic farm somewhere. But uh boom, you bro, can become a tomato tree. I don't want anybody biting into me going I was. I literally my brain stopped in the middle. Oh that's so, that's are you kidding me? I feel like I'm watching the president. Do want a speech? Don't feel bad? You know, at least you're apologizing. Right before he talks about China, I said it people. I don't know if you saw sixty minutes, but he said the deaths over, he said over this guy. They're still telling us to get the shot. Oh my god. Politics taking at the politics. I'll tell you, oh man, you died, They take you soil, you sprinkle it around, your kids, grow a garden and for years to come. If they did that with Sinatra, and you could go to a garden and you know you were getting Sinatra lettuce, lettuce that is made from the soil of Frank Sinatra. What does that work? Bro? I don't know. That would be something to think about. Yeah, well, I hope the special one great look, it's all good. It took a lot out of me. Um. That's our show for today, Pete Sebastian Show. Check us up on the Patreon, Patreon dot com Pete and Sebastian Show. The numbers are swelling. That's what I want to hear you, guys. We got the The one that's up now is really funny. Man, if you get a chance, if you're thinking about signing up, sign up. All that puppy still floating around up there. I think that's probably top five podcasts we've ever done. Yeah, well, we gotta maybe go down memory lane a little more down the line. But that, yeah, that was That was a lot of fun. Thank you for watching those. I want to just do a quick plug. I got a bunch of shows, folks. They're all out. Go to Pete Kreli dot com, Grammys Theater, New York City, to Paramount Chicago, Milwaukee, shankholl I'm going to l A, man, I'm gonna be playing in l A. You can go to peek Corelli dot com. They're all up. I hope you guys can make it out either way, though. Man, great hanging again. Brother always never a moment the show has ended, he punny out one of the funny of guys I know, makes the noise very funny, said David step There. My stepfather didn't have no job when getting no job, and fuck anybody who told him he better get a job. Stepfather was a completely different kind of doo. My stepfather had to claim the thame though. My stepfather started a group in the fifties that became popular in the seventies called the o Js Yes, but he quit the day before they made a million dollars. So I spent my whole childhood watching a man try to prove that one was probably the biggest mistake of his life was not really a mistake at all. And this is the thing when I don't know if you know anybody from the same my stepfather from the seventies, you know, all the date from the seventies, they always got some slick shit happening. They you know, he's got they got everything. He wore with silk for no goddamn reason. And he was always doing some seventies ship with his fingers and he had a Jerry curl, but not really And you know my stepfather, you know, he was cool when you know, he would talk down to you, you know, because they got started o jays, nigga, you didn't, so all of his sentences started the same way. No Ni. I remember saying to my mother, why you got me in here? And we grow with a lot of rules with my stepfather. One of the biggest rules that we grew up, me and my three younger sisters was one glass of juice per kid per day. Everything after that drink water. That was the rule. And you couldn't get around this rule because he had drink tickets that he would pass out in the morning. You wake up, come downstairs, he's standing right there. Good morning, Day's to drink ticket. That off high of you. Like I was a smart kid. I would see my mamma drink tickets to the end of the week. Coming there on Friday. Put him on the table. Bam, got five drink tickets, Need five glasses of juice, No nagging dog. The day's drink ticket color David is blue. None of this is that drink water. And I was like, I hate it here. And for the life of me, I could not understand why this man was so cheap. And then one day it hit me he was not cheap, he was broken. Walk with me, doll is omen talk with me, Come on, big, love me, step by step deep, what's your mind? I'm trying to and w came to want to come and come on. It's gonna be a D my dad, my hand I said f