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This is the Pete and Sebastian Shows with Pete Curraelly and Sebastian menascalcit basket. It's Jimmy from Boston. Best. What did that doctor stuff y'all pockets with those volumes before you left? I can't believe you actually went to a wedding looking like goddamn snow man from smoking in the abandon with your high truck a hat. Who are you? Kid? Don't beat We all got you, picked you when your bumper stick is what? Uh? What's up? Guys, Pete Sebastian show, We all back a little good tune. We needed this man. I don't know. I'm not knowing about the energy. Sebastian Maniscalco. How are you? Bro Oh? We are we? My family and I are beat out. Saraphinus sick. This poor girl has been all over the world and it's finally caught up to her. So she's got a little cough. And when your kid coughs, you heard in sight. So that's what we're dealing with over here. I'm coming off the wedding and had a revelation at the wedding. You always know where you're at weight wise when you when you go to put that that suit on that you never wear. Yeah, and uh, mistake on my part for not trying on the pants. But uh, not a good feeling night of the wedding when you when you put the pants on and uh, you know it's you don't have this problem, Pete. Maybe Lou and I would be more after having this issue around the waist. Well, thank you very much. I'm fat flattered. You ever put your pants on and right from the ankle you could feel it's gonna be tight. I'm not that far down usually, Yeah, it's usually mine goes all the way around the ankle, like as soon as I put the my ankle through the leg and I could tell like that stretch that the pant gives as soon as you put the second leg in. Yeah, it's in between the first leg in the second leg going into pant where I know it's gonna be a long night. Oh no, But what do you A guy like you has an endless wardrobe, So I feel like, uh, you know, what are we pulling out an old suit for? That's it was? It's it's only a year old. But I was at least fifteen pounds lighter. I think when I audit and you know, the trip to Italy puts some heavy, heavy pounds around my way. So when I put this damn thing on, Uh, I don't know if you've ever done it yet, Lou, I gotta talk to you on this. Have you ever been in like dress pants at like an event and had unbuttoned your pants at the table? Yeah? Or yeah, unbuttoned and pretend that they're buttoned all away you put the shirt over it. Yeah, I know that. Yeah, So that was me I had, and I have a right foot, the right toe, the right toe knuckle has had arthritis now for probably two years and it flares up every once in a while. And my my feet couldn't even fit into the damn shoes. I had those real kind of narrow dress shoes where your foot's really gotta get shoved in there. And as I was eating throughout the night, my foot was growing. So I had to pull this move right. This is so white trash that that I can't even believe. I stooped the slow the the pants were unbuttoned. Then I had to take one shock off so I could flit the damn put the damn foot into the shoe. You needed that extra like eighth of an inch to get the shoe, and that you had the bail because just the right one because it blows up. Yeah, holy yeah, I had to take and then you got the hat on the head right, so between the hat, the shoe and the goddamn pants. He looked like that that lost uncle man. Oh did you say you must have you must have stayed seated the majority of this wedding, then well, this is the problem. When you seated, it was even worse because you know when when you sit down and you've got some extra weight, now you're seeing it in your thighs, and it was it was bad. Man. It was a type of pants where and I don't want to get to to graphic here where you could start seeing your nuts through the pants you ever, you have that tight when I was younger, now that we want to see my nuts as if they come down the bottom pant like by my ankle. Oh my, my junk was all like laid up by my my, my inner tiles. It wasn't a good look for me at all. Embarrassing. I'm I'm a little confused. I mean, you you know what you've been doing as far as your wardrobe is mad at to you for many many years. Were you so zoned in on hair coverage with the hat that you just dropped the ball at the entire outfit? I did, you know? Because this was an outside wedding in nap and it was gonna be hot, so I had to take a lighter colored suit and what typically would wear. So this suit again, I bought it when I was fifteen pounds younger. I thought it thinking I could slip into this thing. And I needed I needed oil to make this work. So that's where I'm coming off. We're home, we're feeling good, We're getting back on the regiment. The wedding was was nice. Lana killed it, and I know I text you for a for a few jokes which Pete came through on a on a just it's amazing. This guy just spits out laughter. I mean he could have been what we have toilet and you got that. You just spit it right back. I wish I could no. The Trump tweet killed Oh good, good good? What about the four where hey, uh a little we're gonna have to cut that? Yeah, we couldn't use Eddie and as those are like two personal Oh that's what you cut this to then. But that's what you that's what you gave me as a description. I know you came from the jugular and that and those were good. But he might have went home crying. Okay, my bad. Oh all right, yeah, but she did good. Huh, she did good. She went up there and you know, really had some some poise that was really really impressed with her microphone usage. The timing was dead on. Um, it was good. It was good. It was a nice, uh nice weekend. My mother in law really put my mother in law throws an unbelievable party. So she uh, she kind of spearheaded the whole thing with with her son and her new daughter in law, and uh, it was it was great. But we are beat. We are beat from travel and uh it's nice to be back. I don't know. Once you walk in your home and you got like all those bags and you put all the bags and you shut the door and you get that house, your house kind of smells a certain way, like, man, I missed this. So that's uh, that's where I'm at. What what's up on your end? As I gather myself here in my in my office, that's that's about a hundred degrees right now. Yeah, I got a hot one here. Let me just kick it off with this. I have you ever had this? This like happened to you? Like a long story short? This guy kind of a friend, had a little bit of a falling out, uh by a little more by his choice, didn't want to do anything with me whatever work wise? Fine, So all of a sudden had a no had to past couple of days, I'm getting texts. I got two texts and two days from them. All they are is you ever get this kind of ship? It's a photo of a gas station and it's as Pete's gas station. And then the next day it's another one Pete's ice cream truck, Like he was somewhere in the ice cream truck sat Pizzas ice cream truck. So he just texted me a photo to truck. What you never gotta tell you? Loo? You ever get those? You understand what I'm saying, spish, Yeah, but I'm jerzy trash, I know what you're saying about. Yeah, Okay, it's it's it's Sebastian's doughnuts are throughout sixty eight whatever the hell, and somebody sees it and takes a photo. I'm still confused on if your relationship with this guy is not like day to day and then all of a sudden you get to two places out of nowhere. I'm kind of confused on that. Okay, yeah, you know, because if I just said it was a friend sending it, let me be clear. This was someone I used to do business with from a stand up capacity. And then I reached out recently to see if he was interested in doing something and he wasn't too busy. But it was a subtle blowoff, no problem, put it in my pocket, part of the motivation moving and forward. Then a month later, I'm getting these frilly fucking texts with photos of establishments with my name on. It wasn't yeah, I'm not into that. You know, you got the blow off. Now, wasn't an obvious blow off for this guy is busy. Now, it was an obvious blow off, but you know, yeah, but I kind of I had a feel and I get it when I reached out, but I figured, all right, let's see, I want to be bygones, be bygons. And then he didn't. Alright, a little blow off, Okay, So like I said, you know, then don't send me Pete's gas station. What am I? Jackie's like, what did you did? You? Please tell me that in text back, I'm like, of course not Kauzama man, Yeah, I don't know that. I a text back? Where is that? I should go get my guest there. Those texts are kind of weird, I think in general, like okay, yeah, so there's other pizza out there, right, and so the guy decided to call it Pize's auto body. So is this a shock? I mean you would think my name was right? Yeah? Right? I don't know that's an ended. I usually don't fucking embarrass myself, like you know when you said that. When you said that name, I felt embarrassed for you. I was like, whod that come from? That's why I don't do improv. Bro. I don't want any part of that ship. You're a frog, you know. I'm the guy getting in my cog getting the funk out of here, right, jokes guy's frog? Who watching? Do you ever watched that True Carry ship? I mean, funny, said Colm talented man? But that whose line is it? I flipped through that fast and Joan Rivers selling me jewelry back in the day. I never liked that whole improv like beepop boop, cut it off, cut it out with that man, be boop around the circle. Yeah yeah, just insulting every writer in Hollywood right now. We don't need writers, We'll just rip it. Oh god. So no, But like getting back to the photo I've gotten, someone sent me a photo of an old truck from that said Corielli's lumber, right, and it was out on an old beat up field, like an old field, very cool. Or in Naples there's the core Elli Museum. Someone texted meat at photo that's worth it. But you know, a call wash outside of new work. Come on, man, yeah, come on, that's that's not that's not photo worthy. And yet the fact that you got blown off is not even text worthy. So uh, even having like an interesting run with like past people and I caught this on Facebook that you read you wrote like a little thing about a guy and we talked about this guy in the cast before that you can't find. Yeah, I bro, I like to write, and I don't know where to write it, so I write it on there. I don't know if people want to read that ship, but yeah, we'll cut one day wrote it it is this fucking guys. Still still no sign of this gay. That was my last reach out. That Facebook post is my last reach out. I mean literally drank being with this guy all the time, hung out, We drove across country together, drinks one night at my house, crashes in the apartment, wakes up. I wake up next morning, he's gone. Never see him again ever, No no sign of him. His last name is Dina Kola, but I think he went back to his his uncle's last name. And I don't know what the uncle's last name was, because that's who raised them. The whole thing. Bro, this this guy you can't find online Facebook. There's no sign of this gay. No. And some people reached out and went through and like you know, they found the photo and stuff because he used to do stand up, but like nothing recently. One guy sent me this cool thing where you can go and type in the person's name and find out if he's in jail anywhere. It'll come up. But again, I don't know if he's going by his real last name. And you know, man, when I when I reach out like that, that that that's as far as I'm don't And now I just expect the phone call for him, going, dude, I'm here. You know. I'm not not I'm not spending money and ship no, I know, But I find this story fascinating me too. You're able to hang out with a guy and drink beer to stand up, and then the guy sleeps down your couch for Christ's sake and gets up one morning and basically vanishes in the thin air. I mean, I you want to hear the irony of it? How about this? I just thought it is when I married Jackie, right before we got married at the wedding, right before I walked down the aisle. Uh, you go in the back room, the priest's room, and you just hang out there until everyone seated, and then you come out, and then act will come down the aisle. My brother was a little all over the place, having a great time. He brought the girl that became his wife, so he didn't have He wasn't he dropped the ball a little in this moment, and he wasn't hanging with me. So I was all by myself, sitting in the back of the church right before I got married. So there's a door and I opened up. The door goes to the outside. Feel let me get some fresh air. And there's one car in the back and as soon as I opened the door, I'm standing there the doors opening that car and it's two friends of mine I invited to the wedding and they had both been smoking weed and you can see it coming out of the car and they're like, what's up, We're just about to go in and watch you get married. I hope you don't mind with doing this. I'm like, no, guy, enjoy whatever. Man. Both of those guys, dude, the one is the guy Mike de Nakola who I can't find, and the other one who's the one sending me two photos that off these guys. These guys are tied together. Yeah. I just realized that now we accidentally talking about the two guys and the last two guys. I saw it before I married my wife. Oh man, oh yes that's something man. So if he's out there, just yeah, you know, this reminds me of a documentary. And I don't know if you saw it on the ESPN. It was called Phi Slam a Jamma. It was about the Houston Cougars, uh, the dynasty that they had that that team. Yes, yes, yeah, they were looking for this guy. Benny's Benny. I think his name is Betty Anders, Benny Anders. Yeah, and they couldn't find them, right. They played basketball with this guy for four years and basically I vanished and they found him. I forget where the hell it was. It was like a coffee shop or a bar. And he was living in just like this really small town and didn't want anything to do with like basketball ever again. But this, this is similar. Could we make a documentary on this gay? I don't know the search for Dina Kola? You know, I'll tell you. Joe going to work, Uh, Joe Matta Reese is opening for you in September. You gotta ask him. I just saw something he posted. He made he made his own documentary about him. Did you see that? Little? No? I didn't. Is that allowed what? I want to make a documentary about myself? But I just thought him not alloud? Mat of Reese made one about him. Yeah, like there's a voiceover, it's not him, but you know he made it. It's not Tuwood. You know he had he had the highest point of his career when he crushed on America's got talent and yeah, like yeah, he made it. So if you want to know about him, it's about an hour and I gotta tale yet, man. I went to watch for a second, and I'm a documentary fan. I started getting into it, and I'm like, it's just interesting. You know, this is for single guys. There's any single guys here as we need to do, You'll be happy for ever find somebody beneath you in every category? Who is Joe Matterys? What's impulses drive this Italian American comedian from New Jersey? And why is this story one of such intrigue to the online community? Are we doing that now? He? I mean, why not? If no one's gonna make one for you yourself? Well that you know, Dena Cola can be lost. I'm making one for myself if I'm firing up the cameras for anything. So yeah, that's that's that's I responded to those photos. Take a walk. You don't see you you the Pete and Sebastian show. I didn't hear it was little come on good, take this ship out of um. You know, when you work out at the gym, you know, more of a I'm not saying high end hotel gym, I mean, but not even high end, just above average hotel. When they got the apples in the gym in the little basket. Yeah, do you ever take those apples? No, No, I do. I was biting into it the other day at the Omni and Providence. I was wondering, I doubts and eats these green apples from the gym. The only way I'll do it If it's a bananma, I just I don't know who's touching the apples. I've run it under the hot water and give it a hard rub on the shirt before I eat it. But I I really, I don't think I've ever seen a banana in the for fruit. I want a hotel that's high. It's only got a one day shelf life. Man. Okay, here's a question for you. How much is one apple at your average grocery store? Would you say? I'd say it comes out to about a quarter. Right, I'm gonna go thirty two cents. Look, we gotta google that ship on the price of an average apple and a price of a banana. Not a Manhattan apple. Guy, is that a thing? Well, I'm saying, not an apple that you buy a Manhattan Oh. I thought I thought it was like a like a like a like apple. Yeah, like a man half an apple that'd be nice. If they had been hatting apple, they just grow it on the rooftops of the hat. What do you think is more expensive a banana or an apple? I would a your average at banana. I think it was a time a few years ago where there was a scare of bananas actually not being around anymore. Really might have been click bait. Might have been click bait, That's what I thought. I was pretty sure it was a bug outbreak on the banana tree somewhere. And say, some ship man, I'm serious. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't know. I didn't know the bananas were gonna become extinct. Well, no, they're good. They bounced back like the eagle were good. Now, oh god, I can only go by pound, and a pound of apples is a round a dollar, and a pound of bananas is a little bit under that. What are you shopping in Haiti? Bro pound of apples for under a dollar? I can't google one apple? Okay, So so the banana is cheaper. So why aren't we seeing more bananas kind of laying in around lobbies And a lot of times I see bananas other than the grocery store. And in the second place, I see him the most. Yeah, it's like at a gas station, like, yeah, you're paying for gas, and they got like they got tried it and and then they got like two bananas laying there. But the gas station apples are always gonna be great in three days, you know, they're like way right, they're always they're not ready to be eaten, because that's the thing. And and a banana that's ready to be eaten doesn't look fresh. It looks half dead, and you don't and you're not gonna sell it what. First of all, I don't think the gas station even gets the first pick of the apple thing. I think they're getting the ship that's on the floor. I mean, the gas station ain't getting what what the grocery stores getting. It's like defective apples. Well well, I wait, wait, I thought on the banana. Right now, we're talking about the I want to I want to well a banana. In my personal opinion, the best time to eat a banana is when you have a little slightly green right at the top of it, and the entire peel is yellow. There's no knicks, no brown, no not it's all yellow. That's that's wha. It's not ready it's not ready, it's too hard. First of all, this shouldn't be any green whatsoever left in the banana, and there should be a lot of brown spots. It should look like the skin of a sixty five year old woman. No little back me up on this with the with the freshest of a banana. Pete's talking about a banana that's headed for banana bread. I'm talking about a banana that's delicious, Like by open a banana. If it's got brown on the actual banana, I throw it in the garbage. Oh you know what a little round on the tip just means the whole rest of it is gonna be beautiful. Dude, do you expect to be able to bite through your banana? If you cut your lips and use no teeth, that you should be able to get right through it with no teeth, just a lip push? Serious, bro? Oh no, man, I don't think I think I would be able to rip a piece off with my lips, But I don't know if I could. No, maybe, But your way, I feel like, isn't there a lot of skin still a lot of strips of skin? What are you doing with that? Mind? Mind that just falls off with the with the peel because it's time to No, you're sound like it's you sound like when you open your banana that it doesn't um I get like a little pop, you know, like the peel gets like a little you know, a little I feel like you don't you peel the ban bana and and the actual peel like it's just there's like one little peel and then then then you have to go back to the top and your finger in and run it up, put the top and rip it all open. You're right, dude, the popula here and is the skin saying? Why are you opening me? I'm not done. I know you don't know. I bro. You look at you're eating bananas that look like they got beat up a little bit. That's right, That's what they look like. That's the deception. But when you open them up there pearls. Man, don't you see what I'm saying. You know, I think they're too soft, bro, I think they're over there, past there. They should be safe for banana bread. That's what I'm saying. Man. When you open up a banana and you turn it on, it's if you held it like just turned your wrist, it should break off. And fall. You shouldn't be able to hold it sideways like a baton, and I bro I'm I rest my case. I can't even do any not my style. But lou up bananaas okay, this happen. I do eat bananas. I don't eat apples alright. According to Spoon University, green does not mean go. Uh. Just because it's green does not mean it's ready to eat. If you're struggling to peel it, you gotta save it for later. It's not ready. And if there are no brown spots, it's not ready to eat. You practically the dude, you got me here. I like my bananas a little bit more. I guess uh hard than the average person. But here here's something I don't know if this is a mom thing. I'm gonna pose this question to the group parent as well as the listeners. My mom will open a banana, eat half of it, and then fold the banana up in the peel for later. Don't you have to eat a banana in one sitting? You don't? We do that a lot with Sadie. Um. The only thing is we do that fold peel love it. Got it from the old school. People like your mom. But when you reopen it, you're gonna have to do about a half inch slice because you will have brown on the tip, but the rest of the banana will be humming perfect. I'm more fascinated that who can't down a whole banana in one sitting? I don't think I could eat one of your bananas in one sitting. That's a goddamn brick. I'm sticking by it. Bro. You know Elvis loved that, right banana isn't peanup on it? Oh that's delicious. I'm sorry, Yeah, no, that is fantastic. That's what's happening. I like Elvis pressman. Really, I get credit where credit is duel. When Elvis was young, he was a bad motherfucker boy. Elvis was bad. He would vision singing asshof He sang so good. They let him do movies. He couldn't act. I said, fucking let him sing all his dialogue. They did everything. Elvis said, Elvis, we gotta win this, right, hang out up. When there's a rice, Elvis wants some lemonade. Lemonade, that cool refreshing drink. But this guy was walking his dog and he said, when your dog dumps and you pick it up, properly as you do with the bag. All you allowed to throw it in somebody's garbage can if the garbage is at the end of the driveway waiting for a garbage truck pick up anyway, No, no, I'll tell you why, because if it's out there, right, there's always some extra garbage that comes, at least in my house where you might have to go to in the morning because you maybe forgot to throw something on. Now you gotta go to the curb, and now when you open it, you should not have to wolf ship in your own garbage, right, I don't think that's right. Well not you listen, you bring up a good point. He then went on to say, what about if the garbage has been picked up already, but the empty can is still there? I said, no, right, I felt you could if the garbage was full, but you can't on an empty camp. But you're saying not at all, not right. I don't I don't disagree. I don't disagree. I'm a hypocrite here. Why I don't know. We get we have a lot of garbage as a family. I just got a lot. I go, Okay, what's all this garbage you're coming from? Right? The Amazon boxes were breaking down. There's a lot of just just a lot of garbage we accumulate, and um, we have of those garbage like tins, like those big you know, it's like a black thing you throw all your garbage in and for me, it fills up really fast. So what we do is we go around the neighbor a couple of houses around us, and we throw our garbage in their garbage because they don't have any garbage. Oh my god, I can't believe you're saying this. This is what bro, What are you doing? This is something I might do. A loom might do. Your dumping your garbage and natives garbage can't What are you sticking your hand out of the push dangling the garbage. No, I do it early in the morning and nobody's up. I go out there and I sneak a few bad It's not bad, it's I would do it. I'm impressed. I just don't see you doing that. Man. Oh it's hilarious. So yeah, I'm I'm like, is that stealing? I stealing? What am I doing there? Because they're paying for a guard, but but they they didn't use it all. They didn't use their bin. You know what I'm saying. Yeah, no, no, yeah, you're you're good to go with there. I mean I've done like occasionally, if I have an aggressive toss like something, I'm not sure it'll take. I had this desk chat the other day, my name, and next to me the house is empty, so it's for sale, so I put it over there. I'm like, it's I don't want to be because there's nothing more embarrassing than when the garbage man doesn't take something. Oh you gotta do to walk back. Well, it's always I remember that being a big, big argument with my father, and my father would like throw something out and they'll take it, you know, he's always convinced they were gonna take it right. And then in the boarding we would come out and it's devastating when you come out and the garbage guy has already been there and you're like, couch or mattress is still there, and I remember my father gone, and then take it. Take you, oh ship. If I'm up early enough, I look out the window, I go to see you. I go look at let's if they take it. Let's if they take it. Oh man, I'm diet bro. My neighbor had a big carpet across the street and uh um, We're like, they know it was a couch. I'm sorry, and we're like, they're not going to take that. No way, in no way, And sure enough the garbageman coming, they don't take it. This is a class move. I'd say, the garbagemen leave. I am not kidding you. Within ten minutes, the owner of that house was backing out with a pickup truck, throwing the couch in the pick up to take it to the dump. Like he probably said to his wife, see if they take it. If they don't take it, I'll throw it out, may as well try well, you know what normally if they don't take it, there's like scavengers around my neighborhood where you know, if we throw something out that doesn't belong in a bin. Let's say it's i don't know, like an old bicycle, whatever, the thing will be gone within a half hour. We we we have bets I go how long do you think before someone comes by and takes us? And no joke, it's it's like under an hour. These people must be patrolling the neighborhood every hour. It really is something. And don't you don't you sometimes want to go out, like a guy just took my screen. I threw a screen out, not sure if the garbagemen we're gonna take it. Some guy comes buying in a station wagon, hit the tail lights, just throws it in and I go, oh, I want to come out and go I don't mind, O mind, I just need to know what are you doing with that? Like? What do you do? It's got holes in it and ship what do you doing? The they work on it, they tanker on it, and then they go to the flea markets on Sunday. Man, oh man, well here's another here's another one I want to throw at you. And I've had this happened before, where that's like four or five o'clock. Let's say I put I put the cans out at the three pm for the for the for the day, right before five o'clock. I come out and uh, I get eye contact heavy with a guy going in my blue been taking out the cans for recycling. What's your take on that? Well, I mean he's allowed to do that. I got a backtrack for a sec. Here, you're doing the three pm garbage, putting the garbage out for a next day pick up three pm you can't. That's too early to be put too early next day, Yeah, you gotta wait till, like at least after dinner. Bro, you got your stuff out there for fourteen hours. Come on, it's embatrassing. It's the long ornament. Bro Jesus, you think that twenty four hours on the garbage hole? I mean, now, what's not twenty four right? It's about fourteen hours? Yeah, I mean, come on, I mean it's I I listen. If you run your way out, I get it. But basically speaking, if your home, it's like after dinner you roll the garbage out. Man. I mean I rolled out after dinner and no one has this out yet, to the point where I'm like, it' isn't it's tomorrow not garbage? Are they all getting up at the crack? Oh? I've done that where I go out and I start questioning the pickup time. I'm like, and then I'm thinking myself when these people are gonna do it? Like when they coming out they run it out. I mean, have you ever done that move? I've done that move where I've done the ho as I run down the driveway with it because he's coming by right when I forgot it. Oh you've done. Oh, you've done the like, Hey, wait a minute, I got an extra piece. Yeah. And and here's here's a question. When I ask you, my guy, my garbage man is this guy? He laps, he takes it all, and he's one of these guys. He wears the bandana tied around his forehead and I'd say nine out of ten pickup days he's got a cigarette dangling out of his mouth as he's as he's hopping in and out of the truck. So I'm thinking it's a safe assumption to assume the guy drinks hard. Lique I don't want a stereotype, but I'm thinking about I'm thinking about around the holiday season giving him the top top line of vodka, saying hey, man, thanks for taking it all. Bro, Well now thanks. I you're supposed to tip the garbage man at Christmas time, that's what you're supposed to do, right where they do that in a wonderful life? Who does that guy? I mean, we'll listen, I'll tell you who does it. And I'm gonna tell you I will now I will now, Okay, First one, I need to know your garbage man, and you lived in l A. So I'm hoping you remember the garbage men out here, but where you lived, you got a guy it's driving the truck, and then a guy hanging off the back. Well in the in the warm weather, you have the two guys and one is usually off the back, and then you have to see this movie. The other one's driving, and depending on how many cans that are there, the driver will sometimes get out and help and sometimes not, which I always comes to be like tricky, you know, like the other guy's gotta go home and be like fucking ken, he's never getting out. Man. Oh yeah, I wonder if there's like a I wonder if there's like a it's set before day la listen, four cans. You gotta get the funk out of the truck, bro, you know, like or or is it up? That's what I'm saying. If it's a discretion thing, I'd be like, oh man, he's got you got you got? Every time I'd be like I'd be hopping out every time. I can't take so why what do you got? I remember him being good in l A right, well, no, well, growing up you used to throw it used to be garbage bag on the on the corner the driveway, there was no like cans growing up. It was just bags and a guy would come by, hop off, throw the bag in the garbage truck and move on out. A there's these these big bins. It's a green bin for yard waste, blue for plastic, and black for trash. Now the garbage man, I don't even see him because it basically looks like a thing out of transformers. It's like a big like claw that comes grabs the thing. It just violently throws it in the back of the in the back, and then it's it's all electronic. I don't know. I don't know how they line it up where it it flips it and it it comes back down. I don't even see the garbage guy. Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, they really got an efficient system there with that. Yeah. So there's no guy that's hanging off. There's nothing. If God forbid, I forgot something, and what am I gonna do? Run down the street and hope the claw grabs it. I can't even get to the truck. So so there's not that type of I don't have like a familiar face with my garbage guy. But I'll tell you what about I'm gonna say that was about eight years ago. Yeah, about eight years ago. Lana and I was like second year weird dating. We got a real Christmas tree and uh about January. It's a eighth Maybe the thing was huge, right, and I couldn't take the thing out. It was you needed a two guy. There's a two guy job to take the thing out to the corner to the street. So the garbage guy came by and I and I flagged them down. I go, hey, you and your buddy want to take this Christmas tree out? And boom. He didn't even have time to think. Fifty dolls right in his hand and he goes, is no, bro down, you don't have to do that. I go, believe me, I gotta do that. And I had two garbage men come into Laana's house and extracted the tree. Best spend. There's still talking about you, man. You come up. You come up every holiday season. I'm telling you, I love it. I love it. So he has so my garbage guy. When I I he just wheels the garbage can over. It is like one of those been ones, but he has to wheel it over and then he presses a button and the machine lifts it up. And then I have two little bins and recycles, and he takes it all. So what he comes once a week rain sleet to snow. What are we talking of a hunch for the holiday? Oh? That's that's that's a pretty nice tip man, hunter, honest. I mean the way I look at it, Yeah, well, if the I look at the year and review, if you're a guy who's putting a lot of stuff that's questionable out on the curb, i'd say like large items, big couch chest, the drawers. I'm just thinking things that you're like, they're gonna take it in. This guy, no matter what the hell do you take out there, Yeah, he's gonna he's gonna take it. Hundred dollars is nice because he's saving you, you know, probably about a grand in in uh in transportation getting that stuff out of there. No, you're right. At one time I gave about a half a garbage can of bricks, old broken bricks. Fucking I thought he was gonna pull his shoulder right out of the fucking joint when he went to wheel that. He didn't. He didn't flinch, he didn't even fucking ashes Winston cigarette. He just dragged it over and put it right in you're right, man. Do you think these guys when they go for a can do they do you think they're going in full might every time? Or do you think they give a little tug on and going foo? It's just got a human body and they're like, what's what's the technique question? That is a great question, you you man. I don't know. I would think i'd have to give it a light feel every time, but then they probably get tied of doing a light field and a pull, so they just do a hard pull. But my my fearies, when you overload you can. Right of course, everybody makes it heavy. So what are you gonna do? You're gonna hunt through everyone's can? Of course not, but you know he's garbage, man. They want must have wine once in a while. They must just get so piste off that they come across that one can. But they're like if they's bullshit and they turn it upside down, they dump all the ship on the driveway. This shan't a loud loud and I feel like that's gonna be my can, you know what I mean? Like he's gonna have to melt down with my can, and I got bricks on my fucking driveway. I would think I would do that if I was a garbage man, I would be constantly angry. Go and look at this, skeptics are good at this fun right past the house. Just I tossed it all out of the can right on to the front law like no, no, no, not even close. And look how old the nabies and go yeah you all looking folks, because you're next. Let this be a warning to everybody. Oh man, no, my guy's taking everything out there, thank god. So I think we got three garbage the guys that come down. It's one for trash, like I said, one for each you can and every everybody's uh getting the cut of the garbage till So yeah, I think you gotta tip the guy. I think it'd be nice and the holidays to give him a tip golf clip, golf climp. But I gotta tell you that, you know you're supposed to tip the mail man too, And uh, I gotta tell them that the mail The mail man is really disappointed me. In the last ten years. They used to have a uniform. And I know you're having problems with your mail man, trapes and through your your your your garden over there, what is your mailman dressed like a mailman. I can't believe he said that. About three days ago he came by in in a regular sweatshirt and shorts and just the only one it was a mailman because he had to sack over his shoulder. Wait, they are they not? Are they so broke? They said that we can't afford the gun in the form, so just just wear something comfortable. I mean not even not even the colors of the post office. Dude, the Pony Express had a better uniform than these fucking guys today. I think got I mean, there's nothing that I mean once in a while. And here's the other one I got. Might have have this. My my mailman's a weightlift. He's a big guy. So you ever seen him when they customized the UNI. So he like cut the sleeves and he did a roll up on him so he can get him around his biceps. Oh, this guy's this guy's custom paler and the damn outfit to his body don't fit. Man, you know what I'm saying. So cut sleeves, yeah, you know, so he's wearing a uniform, but not in it's uh, what the what's the word I'm looking for in the in light of the not in the spirit of what it was designed for. No, No, at least you still get that. I got a guy, uh, they used to live in. My mail used to come at eight thirty at night. I go, he's this guy? I mean eight thirty at night. It's like, you know, that's a little that's a little too late for anybody coming up. Because my mail slit when I used to live in an apartment, was like right by the door, so when the mail used to come in, you could hear it through the apartment. It was like a you know, like you could hear it o'clock. You hear that, You're like, what the fun? I go out. It's the mail man and he's walking around the neighborhood in a black hoodie. When an iPod on? When did this become a mail man appropriate for them to be listening to like a podcast while they're delivering the mail. I mean, this is uh groundbreaking, man, I've never heard of this before. It's not a bad move for the mail man as far as you know, less less traffic to deal with cooler temperatures. But I mean, listen, you're supposed to come home to your mail. You're supposed to come home to your mail from work. Yeah, I agree, and there's no reason that this guy should becoming at nine o'clock. But I was. I was more even upset with the iPod because I've had to talk to me. It's always weird when you kind of run into the mail man, at least in l A, because in l A, no one's talking to the mail man. But you know, in a small neighborhood maybe, I mean, I know, growing up and nowt in Tonight's Illinois, I used to, you know, say hi to the mail man. He used to be kind of like a part of the family. Almost, Hey, what's going on? Light load today? You know you you disgust the mail. Now it's like they're just throwing a couple of advertisements in there and that's it. I mean, they got nothing to do with it. It's the mail is gonna be obsolete in ten years. It's if not sooner, man, If not sooner, they've been talking about doing a suh, doing it like maybe a couple of days a week thing. I don't know. I hate to lose the mail altogether, though I know I do too. I kind of look forward to that mail, you know, like you never know, you look a little surprised. And Lana and I were talking and this kind of leads me into my next question about thank you carts, and she goes, what do you think about the thank you card? And I said, well, you know, based on all the technology, the thank you card has survived email like it's it's it's it's amazing how everything is email text. But when it comes to say thank you, you gotta sit down and write it. It's it's it's true because it's showing effort. It's showing effort man to to to sit down. I mean, come on, let's be honest. I'll be honest. How many times I have to sit down at your table and your wife's like you have to fill his card off the so and so. It's thing like oh what then I and then you got it? How do you spell their name? Spell? And then you gotta put in And this is what I can't stand about thank you kard. You've got to put in the thank you kard what they gave you so it doesn't look generic. Oh, we can't wait to use the toast. Oh come on, Oh yeah, that's that's it. That's that gets tricky. Sometimes you know she's plat. I mean, you know, how do you how do you blend that? In? Meant so much to us that you came. But you know it, man, we read those cards and we get those cards, and we know that the person who wrote them probably made the husband sit down and fill it out too and huffing and puffing. And that's what Mattie. We knew that you went out of way, and thank you for doing that. That's instead of just a little click. You know what though, I'm not a verse two now just let me think it's just the video thank you with the product. Wow, that's weird. That is right. You still need to do the letter, still need to do the letter. Yeah, that's a little strange. Well, I mean, here, let's say it is a cheese platter. Let's say I gave you a cheese platter and I'm coming over. Are you going to use the cheese splatter that I gave you to entertain us like that if I'm having cheese. If I'm having cheese, yes, but I'm not gonna have cheese just because you got the plata? Yeah? Yeah, But are you the type of guy you're gonna remember like what everybody gave you no, what if you forgot I gave you a cheese plant, another cheese platter came out because I would be expecting to see the cheese platter I gave you. Well, that's the thing what you I would remember because I know your psycho and that you would be remembering to see if I pulled out the cheese platter. So I go, jack anything that we got from them that we could use this week that belt it out, because if we use it, it's something that they didn't give, they're gonna be waivers. Oz. Meanwhile, my wings been were burnt long ago. When you back you off for kindling my angels episode? Whatever? Can I tell you where if you want Jackie to get upset, I wouldn't though I can't do it. You bet it not, bro, because then I'll have to tell because we don't lie about anything, and I don't like I'm gonna go watch an episode of Marc Maron's Glow after it, and I don't want you ruining it by me going in jack you know angel? Oh God, okay, popcorn maker, reason in a happy place, the power, all right, that's okay, Bro, that's fine, all right, I'm cool with that. If you threw it out, you gave it to today. But I'm fine with it, all right. I'm not fine with the angel wings. So so I got speaking of watching Glow and this and that other thing. We had an incident last night before we went to bed and m Man on Fire came on, all right, Denzel Washington, Christopher Walk and love Them movie and uh, you know, Lanna was in Battle with Men. She's like, you know, can we watch like a sixty minutes or something. I on that. It's just like I haven't seen this movie and whatever fourteen years and it's a good movie. She's never saw the movie. But we were a half hour and she's like, well, it's a half hour. And I said, all right, you know, it's not much happened to a half hour? I tell you, and get you up to speed. And my wife needs to see the movie from the beginning. I don't know, I don't know why, but she always has to see the movie from the beginning. Said just let's watched the damn thing. So she's still pressing me and let's come on, let's watch something together, and why we always gotta do that? And I pulled one of these I shut the shut the TV off and and I do it. I do I do this thing when I get mad and and I don't know what you do or if you're like this, but I do this thing where I of a talking roll like opposite her, I do like I do elbows in the belly button. I do like almost a fetal position. And I turned the out away. I don't know. I don't know if this is childlike or what the hell it is, or if you guys do it. But I didn't want to get into the argument. It was one of those things where she was like pressing it. I just shut the thing off like a baby. You know what, I'm gonna go to bed. She goes, no, no, no, no, put it back on. There's no way you could come back from a TV shut off and actually watch anything after what you're saying. You know, like, I don't know if you gotta you ever have problem like oh I want to watch this and I want to and then you know, and then someone shuts it off and you can't tell the other person no, no, no, no, put it back on. We'll watch it. No no, no, it's no no, it's beyond that now now now it's uncomfortable. I know you're miserable watching this. She just the whole thing is forget it, just forget it. Yes I did. I didn't forget it last night and she kept on, what's going on on? Put it back on? I go, babe, I ain't getting it in that is I said, you know what, Oh, because a long time ago, she's like, compile list of one hundred movies that we should see together because my wife don't watch movies. There's a lot of movies out there that she hasn't seen. And you know, it's a Godfather, Goodfellas. I mean, yeah, these are you know, Italian heavy, but I mean these are movies that you should see. H she didn't see? Yeah, yeah I did. We I think we had a conversation about this four or five years ago. She didn't see a show Shank Redemption, and then we watched that one night. But anyway, she's telling me, you gotta, you gotta compile this list, so we have. I go. I compiled the list and I sent it to you two years ago via email. And every time I tell you you want to watch this movie, the same thing happens everything. How long is it still? I wasn't dirty too, Minch can't we watch anything like just fifteen fifteen minutes? What do you want to watch? A trailer? Got low? There's no detention span to watch anything? But what did did? Yeah? I just said I did a talking roll and uh, I didn't come back. It was one of those things where I didn't want to turn back around because if I did, you ever do you ever like cut Jackie off at all and turn the other way in bed? Oh? Yeah, of course, Man, I don't want answer, don't answer. Do you ever do you ever turn back after a tuck and roll away? If I'm mad? What do you mean? Why would I come back? I don't know? Like, like if she's like egging you wind, do you ever come back with? Uh? You know, like I just told you? Are watching it? Yeah all the time? What are you kidding me? I'm all big things. I always tell you you always want to watch real Ship? Oh I'm dying addition, now, I we with fucking people die. I don't need to see this shot on TV. Dying to debt and real ship drives me nuts? What about this? You ever get? Whatever you want to watch tonight? All right? You want to watch this? Is? Uh, you know, walking dead? Anything but that. Well, then don't say anything I want, because that's the only thing I want to watch. I do watch you want The Three Gay Guys, the real estate guys for a millionaire apartments in New York City. You ever seen that, fred Ricks, I haven't seen that. I've seen a version of that, like the l A one, But I heard Jackie said that's even better. She even says l A one's better because the house is a better. But yeah, I watch it a lot, the three I call it the Three Gay Guys. Um, they're good dudes, man, They're all and they're great at what they do. It's fascinating, man, selling those apartments in New York City. It's like crazy gash bro Oh. I bet yeah. Those uh those uh, those shows a kind of like showed you could just watch with no you know, you've gotta listen. Really, I mean you can listen. You can miss a few years and that's gonna be totally dude. That's what those are four just when you're not really watching anything. Um. By the way, did you see Glow with Marin? I watched one episode and you know, I just couldn't. I couldn't get into it. It's one of those things where me and Lana watched it and we're like, oh, you know, and and just for whatever the reasons and never never revisited. I know, I know, it's like that one girl is the stars so annoying, but she's supposed to be. And I really I'm a fan of Maren so much, so I really like what he's doing. And then by the second or third it's the weirdest thing. It's like every night I'm like, I don't want to watch these girls prepare and wrestling, and then I sit down, I'm like, put on glow. It's like kind of thing too, and and Maren is just great. So, uh, I did the thing where I rarely do this, but I just had that because he's so funny in it. Man. I just texted him. I said, don't know if it's still your numbers, have to tell you blah blah blah. You great. But you ever have that thing where you do that with someone and you're like just texting. Yeah, if I don't get a text back, my life sucks. I mean, when am I getting I'm getting a pizza ice cream from this dude, but nothing from Aaron? Yeah, but no, right away, got a real nice text back. So it's like that, right, but that's not even really not why I did it. But you know, you're like, if you don't get that, you're like, all right. So anyway, I have to say before we go, you didn't bring it up much. Dude. You were on CBS lou We gotta clip of this. You were on one of the most in my opinion, prestigious shows on American television, CBS Sunday Morning. I don't know what it was about, an eight minute, nine minute interview sit down back to the Four Seasons where you dude, that was awesome. Dude, Yeah, you know, I did that when Lana was pregnant. So this was like a year and a half ago. We filmed that, and it was one of those things where it was in the can for a while. We didn't even think they were gonna air it, just because it was so long ago. And then finally, um, they slotted it in, and of course they came to my house and interviewed my family. My father came in for that, my mother was here, and my sister, the whole thing, and I don't know, it just didn't go well. The interview. We thought as a family or like they ain't they ain't putting this an TV sucks Like we critiqued their interview right, There wasn't anything that they did. It was like our answer sucked, Like can't imagine doing an interview with your mother, father, and brother and the cameras are on, and when the cameras come on, my family goes another way. It's like my dad mom started talking. I'm like, who are you? You know this is like the people I know. You know what I'm saying. Absolutely, of course I do it. I went through that nightmare earlier. But I did the reality show. We first start doing this cast. Everybody was clamming up on me. I'm like, people better start talking, man, they're gonna pack up and split. You were great with your father, but I know what you mean. Like they're all just kind of sitting there with smiles on their faces, right, smiling and nodding. That's what the whole interview was. But yeah, that that aired, I think it was four or five weeks ago. And that's a show I used to always kinda one of those shows. When you were a kid, you looked at it, you looked at h come. I just put flint Stones on because my mother always used to watch it, but uh, it was nice. It was a nice little piece that they did. And if you haven't seen it, it's up on my Facebook page. You can you could check that out a little play clip when we leave. But we always watch it on Sundays, Jackie and I. So I really don't get by the way, man, I don't remember that joke when you're saying were we always watched whatever my father was watching. I was, what do you I was five years old watching sixty minutes going on my that that's horrible with it? Leave him laughing is what stand up comics Sebastian Meniscalco tries to do every time he takes the stage. Meniscalco has turned his personal gripes with everyday life into a career. The Fuck You Do? Forbes magazine listed him as one of the top ten highest paid comedians in the world. It was an ex shitt in. Sebastian Meniscalco is exasperated. Do you have a hobby? He's exasperated with everything. He plays the piano, reminding people that it is okay to it's gonna laugh at yourself, laugh at myself, laugh at others in in a good natured way. What do we all getting all hopped up about? Just laugh? But that's a nice touch. And then I saw the the Vigo Morgeson, the movie that he did where he play his brother, right but his brother in law. So that just came out today and I essential that was like, awes, you see that one period piece. I didn't realize that, Yeah, we we're gonna go up to the Toronto Film Festival. It's going to premiere there in on September eleven. So going up there with uh, with Lana and the baby and uh welcome the red carpet, so it should be should be a good good time. So yeah, that's what's going on again. I gotta, I gotta, um, I gotta toot our own horn here and the Pete and Sebastian Show climbed the thirty two up on the charts on iTunes. And it's not like I'm checking the charts every week, but for whatever the reason, you know, we had the wad on and then he retweeted that I promoted it and um, I'm gonna start doing it weekly on my Instagram and Facebook. I don't know if you saw last week I put up a meme money and you with the with the Bear, so uh yeah, I'll be doing it every week. Just we gotta build on them this momentum because I feel the Pete and Sebastian show right now is this how does this has ever been? But no, no advertisers. I mean it's it's it's not even not even nothing, having got paid a dime in the five or six years we've been doing this. But again, it's not about the money for us. But the way this is going, man, you gotta think that you know, Toyota Apple is gonna jump on soon with the sponsorship. No, My what I think is gonna end up happening is Starbucks is gonna buy the whole catalog and they're gonna lightly play us an all Starbucks starting episode one, just looping it all across the country. I'm telling you, man, that would be great. You know who you know it's funny and Lou. I don't know if you remember this, but we got approached by a Dollar Shave club. Remember when they first came out, Yeah, yeah, yeah, so they were They did like a massive push on radio and podcast and I remember at the time us going we ain't doing it, like yeah, we were waiting. We were waiting for like the best of the best to come along and say, yeah, we'll advertise, you know, and and and we we pushed away people that you know. But I just I don't think it was right for us at the time. But dollar shave glub ended up selling for a billion dollars. They did, yeah, but they weren't sharing that with everyone else. Everyone was getting two. I mean thing, it's like we all got food on our tables. Why why yeah, we You're gonna ruin a great banana flow about a ripe banana with a dumb dollar shave halfway through, That's all I mean. I want to end up, like I said, we're gonna be having a Rolling Stone article with the three of us were they're like, you know, and Jimmy and Jimmy for a minute, but they're gonna do with peace on us when they like, uh, what else is free in this world other than air and a sunset? The Pete and Sebastian Show, they started from zero with no sponsors. By the way, what was that chick we wanted to get? Who was the track chick? Why don't we try to get on now? Lol? Jones? Lo Lo, what is Lolo doing? She's hanging out with Benny Andez and Georgia. Oh yeah, I remember that. That was that was first started. We wanted to get here Lolo john You adamant. It was the Olympics and you were like, why can't we have lo Lo Jones? I think I have an ability to be like the male Barbara Walters, I could possibly get somebody to cry. Really, yeah, I'd like to get an Olympian. Could we get like a Lolo Jones in here? Well? Is that her name? But you know she's a virgin. Yeah, so would you would you find out why? Like you'd break it down into like could you possibly get it? And want to do it? Sebasti metis Galco such a good interview and he could get Lolo Jones the fuck? And now, Barbara Walters, do you want to get an Olympian for the first guest? I like that. I like that Lolo Jones. Why don't we just make that the thing? We don't have a guest until we get Lolo. They're looking for Lolo God, so thank the listen. Yeah, what I want to do is we did this once before and we he had some impact. What I want everybody to do and We thank you for the listenership, very loyal fans. They not only listen to the cast, but they do come out to our live shows when we do stand up. But what I want everybody to do this week, in particular, if you can post the the podcast on your Facebook, your Instagram and share it with your friends and tell them to download it. Get involved, whether it be through social media, word of mouth, at work. I know a lot of people, you guys listen at work or the gym or what have you. Power one person, just one person, uh to download our show and and and get on board, and we would really appreciate it. Again, We're just trying to keep the momentum going here. Um, so let me let me let me read off some shows here and uh and and we'll get off the air. L l A September eight, Get your tickets. Creek Theater, Philadelphia, Wells Fargo Center September. Coming to Wilkes Barre, Pennsylvania, Kirby Center for Performing Arts September fourteen. I'll be up in Albany at the Palace Theater September and uh two big shows in San Francisco at the Masonic September. I'll be in Milwaukee September seven at the Riverside Theater and in September I'll be in Minneapolis at the State Theater. Sebastian Live dot com for tickets. What do you got? Just go to my website Pee Kryelli dot com for all the dates coming up. Great hanging dude, take care get rid of your garbage were the show has ended. I never liked that whole improv, like cut it out, cut it out with that