You're listening to the Pete and Sebastian Show on the riot Cast Network riot cast dot com. This is the Pete and Sebastian Show with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Meniscalco. Peter Sebastian. It's James from Massachusetts. So sorry, I've been such a negative Nancy for the past Oh, I don't know, two hundred and fifty five shows, and I, for one find it wonderful that Mr Corielli yearns to cuddle up in the Pope's bedsheets and a biscuit. Excuse me, Mr Maniscalco has become so Hollywood. He now has dues out tressed like video game hit men while they soap up his automobile. There is absolutely nothing utterly ridiculous about any of that ship. So sorry, old habit, and I have nothing that get to say, thank you farewell? What do you want to know? What's? Ah? There we go? Are going already? I'd like to go to a general. One's closer close? This is your opening? Are you getting this on the table? All right? Billy? I guess why don't I just got it? Wasn't that one by the Sam's Club In Secret Life of Pete for you. I'm here now I hear you. Will you hurt me? Y'alling at Jackie. Yeah, but we didn't hear you earlier. We just got piped in about the thirty seconds ago, and then we heard you talking about Sam's Club Blue. How you doing? We're in, We're in. We've been recording. Uh Pete and Sebastian show. We're up and running. Um back in the swing of things here and uh, I don't know do we um? What do you cleaning dishes? Order? Dude? I would give anything for once to be able to do this show with a nice set up and everything is fine. Now I'm back in my half office, moving ship around. It's how Jackie, can you keep Sadiauti here? Why? It's fun? When she comes on the show, It's like, it's not we don't do that. It's like if it happened, it happened. And then we're about to start and she comes in as I was saying, right, and she's like, oh that I found the Lows because I got to go Lows and working on my porch at my father in law. I'm just like she knew I started the show. Bro Stern was doing his show, his wife's not going to bop in and be like, don't forget milk. I mean, is his real radio? And basic? Yeah, back for the odd It's sounds like you're either remodeling your office or you're possibly hammering wood into the porch as we speak. Is it the is this the chair? Are you know? I got in glass? What is that? Well? You know how I have that oversized closet that became my office. Yeah, I love it, and that's where I used to do the show before I had to split down. So what I had done was because the walls were a little rotted and stuff in here, I skinned it. Man. I took all all the wallpaper and I spackled. So now I'll have to do with sand, my spackle and either wallpaper or paint, and then I can really start to decorate my office. But in the meantime, with no wallpaper, it is echo. He is fucking he Yeah, one small movement and it's sending vibrations through that because radio. But there was a flick of the light years right off the bat. Let me get into what I've been dealing with over here. We had a seft in the driveway. What what are we talking about? Man we're talking about. Listen. I was in bed, and I have a camera positioned on the driveway, and and I was expecting someone early at around seven am. So I looked at the camera on my phone and I noticed that the car trunk and door is wide open in the driveway. Holy sh it, all right, now, when you see that in the morning, there's a bolt of adrenaline that goes right through your body. Uh, you feel violated, you feel angry, there's a sense of fear in the air. I throw on my sweats, I run down and sure enough I look at the that the car and uh, it looks like it's been rummage through. Now I'm selling the car, so thankfully I cleaned it all out. I didn't have anything in there to steal. So I go back to review, to tape and an approximately for oh one am. I have a teenager on the on the video camera looking directly into the video camera or the or the camera outside with no fear. What's looked right into the camera and proceeded to stupid me, didn't lock the door, open up my door, and clear out my change out of my cup holder, which quite frankly should have been taken out after the last visit from the call watch guy because it's white trash having a loose change. Maybe he heard the show, was like, I'll wipe him out. Now. This is a violation, bro, And this has got to be creepy to see this shit. Creepy man. So you know, I called the police. Well, first I get in my car, this is at seven o'clock, half in my pajamas, and I do a once around the neighborhood seeing if this guy might have, you know, slept in an alley or maybe he's on the sidewalk. Kid looks like a vagrant, you know. Um, Pete, Pete Lou, I'm getting like the feedback in my in my cans. Yeah, you gotta turn your mic down a little bit, all right? And Pete, you gotta turn down uh your all the way the button all the way to the right. How can me tell him what it is? But me, you're do it like a monkey, the one all the way to right, all right? Is that good? Little yes? The seven am drive behind your pajamas. There was just a knee jerk emotional reaction. What do you think you can find him two doors down still at it? Totally, totally, totally jerk reaction. I was just hoping maybe if I covered a couple of blocks, if he was still in the area, I could uh, you know, I don't know what I was gonna do, but I knew what the kid looked like, had a backpack on, made out what the shoes were. They were in Adidas type of shoe I'm saying, and uh, I got two problems with those. Number one obviously the fact that he just decided he could, you know, open up my card door and rummage through his fucking who is this? Sorry? What is this? Is this the kid? Is this the kid? Is he ringing the bell? Now? Yeah? Yeah? Hello, oh pul hitter Yeah one second, pool Hitter guys here. So I gotta get back to this unbelievable brazen theft. Now, one question I have before going further from the video. Did you detect any sense of drunkenness or drugs? Hard to tell because it looked like a raccoon eyes. I couldn't really make out the state of the individual as far as if he was drunk or high on drugs. I detected two years old, backpack, kind of well dressed, nothing that you would suspect the kid going to steal anything, just like a normal everyday kid, at least from the video. Although the videos in black and white, not color, so I didn't really get specifics, but I felt I felt disappointed and angry in two different areas. Number One, that the kid had the audacity to open up my card doors. Stupid me though didn't didn't lock the door. It was one of those days. It was a bunch of I didn't tidy up the house prior to going to bed, so that's my fault. Number one. Number two, um, the fact that he left all The guy popped my trunk too, and left the trunk open wide, so my card doors wide open. Light on car trunk that the trunk is is white, wide open. He didn't shut the doors. Now I know I didn't shut the doors because he didn't want to make a sound. But beyond that, I'm looking at like the entry point of where he got in, because I just clear in the car. Fingers were dirty, he had like, oh he was sucking on a sucker's that's dead, bro, that's drug signing. Don't you understand what I'm saying? When you're on Crystal met those two guys and gay guys in l A lived across from me that actually like quite far enough. They would when they were Crystal met, they could they couldn't get enough candy in them out. Do you know, Luke, you would you say that Crystal Net guys suck lollipops and ship Maybe it was a pot lollipop, Okay, whatever it was, they got all over his fingers. Now it's all over my door. So it had like sticky finger dirty finger uh prints on the car and uh and the inside. You know, It's just it's just it wasn't a clean break, you know. And it wasn't even a break in. It's not even it's not even breaking and entering kid open my door. It's even a lesser charge. I found because I had the police come over, and the police, you know, I just wanted to file a report, get this on the books, just in case this is a frequent thing within the neighborhood. And I'm asking the guy, what's the charge on this? He goes, well, it's a it's a real real it's something really a charge of anything. I mean, he stole a few quarters number one and number two. He had the car door open. If he broke the car, it would have been a different story. But if I leave my car door open and somebody opens the door and steal something, it's a lesser charge because they didn't break in trust. Passing said, is there anything? Do we have? Any So now at four am every morning since then, I'm setting the alarm. I'm waking up watching the video camera thinking that this guy four am is his time that he comes around. I'm thinking, but I haven't. I haven't caught him yet. There's uh, this guy still on the loose. First of all, do you think there's any chance that what we have here is that you're involved in a high level uh what do they call those games when you try to when you got to try and find ship um? Gang initiations? No, not a gang initiation. I did it when I was in high school. Scavenger hunt. You might have been on celebrity scavenger hunt. Get something out of Sebastian Maniscal ghost car. Maybe they got changed. They didn't feel it was a good enough grab for the game. Checked you your trunk, I don't know, could be that could be that number one? Number two? Why would they come back to you, bro? They got nothing from me the first time you were dead, Well, you're nothing they've moved on. I mean, wouldn't you think, I mean, did any neighbor get hit? Have you talked to anyone? I see, this is the problem with my community. And Lon and I were discussing this last night at dinner, saying, you know, our neighborhood is not the type of neighborhood where you could go across the street and go, hey, Fred, you get hit last night? Man, It not like that. I don't know the guy that lives across the way from me, and we think the house is condemned, but there's somebody living in the back guest home. That guy I don't see. I don't see my neighbors, and when they do come out, it's creepy, Like I gotta I got like a somewhat of a creepy neighborhood over here, where I was telling I want to maybe go to a neighborhood where you know, you have that type of community feel. We took a walk around the neighborhood yesterday just to kind of see what the nearest park is for for the baby to play in. And I'm looking at the park and I know, I don't know, you know, I want I don't want my park to have graffiti on the slides, you know. Yeah, yeah, So I don't want to walk down the neighborhood and go when they knocking this down, you know, like I don't like that's the houses on the neighborhood, like when they when they tear this thing down, or does anybody live here? I want to be asking these questions. Yeah, I know. Well you know what it is, bro, when you were first making that for you and Lana. Perfect for this couple with no kids, close to everything. We like, easy walking, plenty to do. We don't need a lot of space because we got the pool. And I told you, Bro, by the time this puppy was done, you're gonna get That's what you're saying. Now. You're like, I got spray paint on the slide out of here? Well, I hear belass. Got a fantastic playground guy, You know, but listen to playground with wood chips and and maybe it's made out of old soup cans, you know, like that type of playground where you know there's kids, they're not like at the playground we went to last night, there was more adults sleeping on the benches than there was kids swinging on the swings. You know. Yeah, this is well, this is what I'm saying because the way you're where you are, it's more of a young, hip vibe, and it's like this. I don't obviously don't know a ton about real estate, let alone in l A. But I do know like, if I was going to live there, and I had to live near l A with Sadie, I would go right over to uh right by the studios. What the hell's it called now, But Burbank That's where I would go. I love it there. It's flat as kids, it's you know, but like that would be perfect for your kid. I've seen playgrounds in Burbank. They're exactly what you're looking for. But I don't see you in Burbank. No, no, not at all. I'm looking for someone we could dwell that not only has that charm of community as well as playgrounds, but somewhere lar Lana and I could kind of fit into the mix as well. I mean, don't get me wrong, we love where we live, we love hors but as far as like looking at things for the child to the kid friendly, like I don't want to get I don't want to get in the car and drive twenty five minutes, so the you could swing on a swing. That's what I'm saying. This park over here, it's just like, really this is this is where the tax dollar is going. It's just not even there's not even you know, I think a good playground has a couple of things. A slide number one and a slide, a slide that has some spin to it, you know what I'm saying, Like, um, slide down a twister. You need a twister, you need at least two swings. Then you need some type of jungle type gym where the kids could kind of climb up and go up and come down. Also, here's something right and you could speak to this more than I can. But just going back from when I grew up, how about you ever have that thing where it was like a little small crane that you kind of jimmied with two sticks. It was like a crane that picked up dirt. You know what I'm talking about. You remember this, It's like a mini crane. You need that. And you know, I don't see a lot of see saws. Yeah, they're kind of I mean, there's we have older playgrounds around here, so we still have some seesaws, But I feel a seesaw is a staple. It should be from any good playing around. Absolutely, when we grew up, we we had ship. We had a jungle gym. I'll never forget this. It was a big round sort of cage thing and you climb on either side of it and you rock it back and forth, and then the big kids would come and they'd really make it lean back and forth like just dangerous ship man. And they don't. They don't have that stuff anymore. And everything is plastic now. We had metal, metal ship when we played as kids. Hot slide, burn your leg? Oh yeah, what do we got? Now? Everything the plastic. I hate that ship, bro. But you need a big, big thing, like with a bridge to climb over in monkey bars. You're gonna need a lot. Ye have some rings, stuff like that. And we're not really seeing that here in our in our local community. And I don't know that. Do I go out and and and and meet the neighbors to get some type of sense of community. I mean, if I walk over to my neighbor's door and knock on it like at my head blown off. Hey, I just got out of jail. I ain't going back. I ain't going back, Well, you're not gonna get your head blown off. Man, what are you talking about. I mean, somebody's got to get the community started, if that's what you're looking to do. But again, I feel like that neighborhood is a great neighborhood and a hit neighborhood, but not necessarily family oriented, like I just yeah. I mean, do you have to see Bill nex Stool with his kids playing on their little bikes and it's not that kind of neighborhood. So it's like, it's not I don't think I would start relationships now. I really don't think it's I mean, I'm sorry. I know you love your place, but when you you really should. They'll knock on a neighbor's door just to get back to seriousness and just say, hey man, I got robbed. I'm trying to figure out if anyone else got robbed. It's it's you know, I think that they would actually appreciate knowing that. And then you say, well, just you know, make sure you lock up because I quote him at four am, young kid, and he looked like he was brave enough to come back on my video. So hey, thanks a lot. What's your name? Man, I'm Sebashian, What you is? Bill? Hey? Sebashian? Want to come over and watch the game with me? Do you? That's what you gotta ask yourself, because that's what's gonna come down to. And that's why I'm not going over there because isolation locked the doors in the car. Next time, problem solved, Let's do that's that. Comedians Pete Corey Yelli and Sebastian Maniscalco forty year old comedians going for the younger demographic. I went to be snipe. I've been known to dance around the house to a Beaber song. I mean, if I got close enough to be but that he could hear me, I mean I'd feel an obligation to say something like grof nah. Quite the opposite. My friend. He looked at me and it took my breath away. Granted, I'm forty two and I'm sitting in a mash bit with teenagers. But I'll tell you who else was in there. O'Dell Beckham was in there from Giants. Yeah, I'm if you google Odell Beckham, he's still in his twenties. The Pete and Sebastian Show Friday's at five p m. East only on Raw Dog ninety nine or listen on demand with the Serious XMC. Well, I'm glad to know this happened, if it had to happen, which I wish it didn't obviously. Now, then before I sent you your half of a gift I received from playing a club over the weekend long island packed fun. Thank you. I had a great time with all of you. One of the guests after one of the shows out at McGuire's was none other than Dom the Tiger trainer, and he gave he gave me a gift and a little plastic bag. One was for me and one was for you. And I have to get it to you when time permits. But it's in Asia it's considered extremely good luck. And we each have a tiger whisker. They occasionally fall off the tiger's face and when they do, they collect them, and Asians collect them because they're very lucky. And he got two of them, one for me and you. I don't know if they're from the same tiger. I don't know anything that long. They're they're hard like almost like a fishing line. Whisker coming your way, gay tiger whisker. Now, do you know for sure that they actually fall off or did this guy go in the cage, tranquilize the tiger and pull it off. I do think there was a yelp involved from the tiger tiger whisker though, I mean, I think that's kind of Oh and then then that bro, it's like Christmas all over again because sad my guy from England who does my website, that cox he's got a client very tearing it up over there in England. Who with these special scented candles from York And Uh, I got a couple of cents scented candles coming your way. Guy. We can listen between the whisker and the candles. You're gonna walk away with more in wealth from this ship than you lost from the back of your trunk. So it's a winding guys. That's maybe I'll light the candle with the whisker. Oh wow, guy, I don't know. That's like burning a rabbit's foot. I don't think you put a flame to the to the whisker. Holy shit, the Asians are rolling over right now on that one. Good. I'm looking forward to getting these little little trinkets in the mail. I just want to bring it up very nice to Tom, Yeah, I want to get into this. Uh did you see the United Airlines guy that that got taken off in a in a physical manner? Yes, I just want to bring this upthing. You know, everybody onlines up in arms and oh my god, you got taken off. And granted I do agree that it was an aggressive takeoff, but for a different reason, probably the same one as you. Okay, can we flip the coin here and just talk about the other side, because nobody wants to really talk about the other side, but let's bring it up. There's gotta be another side to this, because a the video starts when they go in to take them out of the seat, which I have a problem with these cinematographers out there are these amateur people that are and that's a whole other animal I'd like to tackle, as well as these people that are videotaping this. But we always see the video start at the altercation. We don't see what leads up to it. Now. Number One, in this country, there seems to be a sense of I'm not moving, I'm not doing this, I'm not doing that, and there's no real compliance here, like if four guys and and maybe you're different and you have to have because you're a little bit more aggressive than I am, especially on an airplane. If four guys came up to you and said, I'm sorry, but you're gonna have to get off the plane. We've over sold. Is there like hemming and han, I don't know me, I where's my bag? And I'm off the plane. There's no yelling involved. That's I am up in arms, speaking over everybody who's up in arms. Get that slug off the plane. You're playing dead. The minute you stop playing limp like my what it does when she doesn't want to get up? Uh, that's when I know we picked the right guy to throw off the damn plane. If you need to see, and why didn't we just grabbed that chatty, yelling Cathy lady to the left who wouldn't shut up too just for ships and giggles, throw her off to what are you doing? Have they gotta get the funk off now? You're off to both off? Anyone else want to melk up? You're not in America, You're on United It's a different country right now. Shut up, bro. What was it going to Chicago or going from Chicago? It was it was starting from Chicago. Going to Kentucky and uh, yeah, so what's the Russian Kentucky? Anyway, guys a doctor looked like he was going for a run. You know. It's like, I don't know. I want to see the footage prior to the to the take off, and there's got to be something that instigated that. Not to say that that type of aggression is something that should be going on, but I'm just staying in like, why don't we listen to people? Why is this? No, I'm not going no, I ain't doing that. Isn't there any type of like a concession to people of authority or if you're in a restaurant and someone says you can't do this or can't do that, what's with this confrontation? Constantly get off the plate? Thank you man, thank you. That's no, we don't have a problem. That's it. Take a walk, all right. Ever, I read something about and again I'm not totally informed, but I read a little bit about the situation, uh leading up to that, and he was on. But then what happened was there was some actual flight crew. Did you hear about that? Yeah, explain it. They needed to be on that plane, some flight crew and I'm assuming they needed to be on, as you and I both know, because sometimes they have to go somewhere else to fly another plane. Yes, so maybe that was the case. So there was, even though we had to kick this one guy off. If we don't kick him off, we have a plane in Kentucky with two hundred people on it that are gonna go nowhere if I don't get there to fly him. So so he was the one bab no One. And then they were offering like a thousand dollars credit and nobody still wanted to get off. So then they go, all right, we have a system. I don't know what the system is, but they have some sort of a system of determining if we got to physically take someone seat away, who's it going to be? Right? You ever in the hotel and this has happened. I've even worked at a hotel. Happens all the time. I go, sir, Yeah, I called up to a room. You have to check out your schedule to check out. No, I wasn't. I was supposed to be here through tomorrow. I'm sorry, sir. Your reservation that you signed shows that who schedule check out today and was sold out. Never do they sitting there hugging the goddamn bedpost, half naked, holding on for dear life, Just get the funk out right, It's like read there. So so anyway, whatever it is that led up to that, that guy, that doctor, he got screwed. Absolutely, he got screwed, screwed hard because he was already seated. But the bottom line is what you're saying, bro, It is like authority, somebody. You have to respect the authority in some capacity. We can't have chaos. And everyone thinks that so entitled. And they're sitting there trying to make these big grand statements like tree holl get assholes, get off, get off the plane. When asked, what's this study? Played dead? I didn't even hear that. Well you saw the video, right, arn you animal? You are insatiable. Doesn't anyone realize he's dead? Yeah, he just didn't want to get off. It didn't didn't come off not played dead, played limp like you know, like when you when I try to pick up my daughter and she doesn't want to get up since she just makes her body limp and you can't. He was doing that, you know, And it's like at one point, are you aren't you like you are you just looking whatified did dragging you off like a dead guy? And you bring up a good point. The people that like the people around that are all of a sudden righteous, and I can't believe that you know those people. I would watch something like that, shut my mouth, have my own thoughts, and get off the plane. Even if the person next to me started to talk to me about that, I wouldn't share my opinions with that person. Would you like if you if someone pat you and go, could you believe that? I'd sit there and stare directly at the chair in front of me. Let's put it to you this way too, right, Let's say they're dragging that guy off and you're on that plane, and some lady else out what are you doing? Oh my god? And then they and then the guys who dragging wolf go all right, lady, you're right, well, sorry, he can go. I'd be like, no, no, no, no, there was a reason you would drag him, keep dragging him, get him off, Like what do you want, lady? You want them to stop giving water and put him back in his seat. He obviously is a problem. And even if he was just a normal guy wanting to fly, the fact that he was protesting when they were telling him get off. He's weird, he's unstable, get him off. But you know, there's many of times that I've wanted to drag people off the plane like that because of their behavior. You ever sitting there watching people behave on the plane and inside you they give motherfucking love to get you off the plane. I've had those thoughts myself, not that I've ever acted upon it, but you got you got some people. They took a woman off but four years ago, right in front of me, drunk off her ass, bothering everybody around her thousand times and responsible and even if I am drunk, they came in and then they're like, you're gonna have to leave. And it turned out that her mother worked for the airline. She was flying on one of these companion passes. So her mother probably lost the job because the daughters acting like an asshole. When you fly, sit down, shut your mouth, look forward, and and and that's that. Uh. Flying home, I gave a flight attendant a big fat and she really she heard it was clearly. I said it to a relaxed lady, because no possible to throw off, I know, there's only one flight attendant and a woman. Uh, and there's five rows of first class and then it becomes economy or whatever it is, I guess, and I'm the first seat before first class and it's like, no, no difference, bro, they have a biggest seat, but there's no curtain, no gap, nothing, and the bathroom is all the way up at the front of first class. Um. I didn't think twice. And then a little later on I went to use the restaurant. Someone was in there and I take two steps forward and the flight attendant pops out from the little cube and she's like, you have to stay back, stay back past the fifth row like that. And I looked up at it and I go, yeah, relaxed lady, And she was a little star that I said that. And then I turned back around and I was like, right, calm down, I have a surprise. You didn't have people waiting for you at the gate. I know when I hit it with the relaxed lady, I said that, and then I turned around and do it a loud whisper away from her. Calm down. But as I'm saying and I'm like, is she coming towards me? Is she coming towards me. Is she coming towards me? I gotta sit down? And she wasn't pushing the envelope, bro, But right there, right there, if like, let's say there was a co pilot and he unbuckled and came back and said to me one more word and you're gonna We're gonna put it down and you're gonna get thrown off, I'd be like, Bro, I apologize. Would you like me to polish your shoes? The rest of the way. What we've got here is fail Yeah, your milk some man you just can't reach, so you can get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants. I don't like. I was watching Godfather the last night with Jackie. God comes on, just sucks you in, man, leave the gun, take the canales. But at one point, um, when Brando was sitting there and he's talking, uh, making a deal made, the guy wants to make a deal with drugs, and James con leans forward and he goes, you're gonna go back to the dot and I can't remember the name of him and mom and Brando turns around, goes hey quiet, and then he turns back to the bad guy goes I apologize for my son. I love my boys. I spoiled him. As you can see, they talk when they should be listening. And then the bad guy leaves and he turns to James con and he goes, what's wrong with deal? What did I tell you about never letting anyone outside the family know what you're thinking? And then I pause it and I turned to Jackie. I was jack Sebastians literally lives like that. He lives like that, Like when we hang out, I go he he doesn't let people know what he's thinking because if they know, then then they got an advantage because now they know. I go to Jackie. I can't do that. I wear it on my sleeve. I come out this is who I am. And she goes, well, maybe he's just more comfortable doing it that way, and I'm like, oh comfort. I didn't think. Is it comfort or is it calculated or a little of both? Either way? Bro, It's so so silly, and I wish I could do that. I don't have to discipline if I'm mad at someone the minute I walk in, even if I'm like, I'm just gonna be nice to him the whole time, I'm just as soon as I say like, hey, Bill, you fucking asshole. No man, I think you think this is a family trade too with us. Uh, we've just been known to cut people off, you know, if you do anything that would suggect us um, you know, anything immoral or or kind of underhanded or devilish or whatever what have you. Uh, it's not discussed. You're I'd have a funeral for you in my head. And you're done. We don't talk again. I see, maybe you're gonna swimming with the fishes. It's so good and rewrite. When that thing comes on, it's just so hard to stay away from it. I particularly like to when they're going back and forth and and you see in Italy and then you see de Niro or the young Godfather kind of getting his wings stealing the carpet out of that person's Uh. I mean it's it's it's you know, he's stealing. But it seems right when they do it. You know, it's like this kid's stealing my change. It's it's so wrong. But then going to steal a carpet and then he gives the carpet to his wife, and he's got his little baby on the carpet, like guy to serve the carpet well, you know, and even last night when I'm walking to Jackie through some of the scenes, even though she's seen it too, I'm like, yeah, the bad guy here and the bad guy here, as as if the whole Coldly Home family is the good guys, you know, like you literally forget all right, Well they're all technically bad, right. I wanted to ask you though, in the first one, like I'm watching last night, when Pacino goes to Sicily to live and he falls in love with that Greek girl that he marries, is that, um I think she was. I thought she was Greek because when he was talking the two bodyguards with him or on the porch, and it turns out they were talking to her father and the one guy, a Italian guy, goes, she was a more Greek than Italian, like a Greek girl in a blue dress and a blue ribbon. And he goes, that is no Greek girl like that here, And then he goes inside and the Pacino goes call out the father again, tell him I want to talk to him. Just call him out, tell him I want to talk to him. You know, when it comes down as like, first of all, I'm sorry I disrespected you, and uh, maybe we should get along because I'm gonna marry your daughter, you know that kind of thing. I think she was great. Yeah. So my question is, is that how your dad grew up and where he grew up like that? Yeah, that type of farm kind of old world you know. Um yeah, that's very reminiscent of my father's upbringing. And is the temperature always warm or doesn't snow there? No? In Scily there winter is kind of like I guess you would say our winter. But as far as this the time of year, but the temperature is forty five fifty. There's rarely any snow. I mean it's northern Italy. Yeah, you're gonna get snow. But where my father lives, which is Sicily, um, you know south, so you don't see a lot of snow that way. Wow. Man. And and probably the best food in the world right from the ingredients that can be found there, very simple, very simple ingredients, but fresh and pastas and fish they're gonna think called pasta concardi. It's pasta with sardines. Oh my god, it's one of the best, one of my favorite pastas. I actually was going through a memory box the uh last night, and I saw a recipe for pasta concardi right from Sicily, So I'd like to uh start making that. Possibly that's a kidtastic get the get up and running on some concardi. And now here's Pete in his hometown of Long Island on stage dealing with chatty Italian ladies. I caught a mouse. I gotta walk to tresh. Yeah, I know never had you never had a mouse? Would you have? You never had a mouse in the house. Your house is well, you know what you guys have in your house that I don't have in my house? You guys. Oh man, I'll tell you this baby. We went in and the baby's measuring in at approximately eight pounds. With two and a half weeks to go, this baby might come out walking. Um um, what's that weight? Eight pounds? It was seven pounds late last time I did this show was in the seven pound range. Yeah, it's it's growing by the minute. And Lana is becoming very, very uncomfortable and the pregnancy is kind of hitting a tipping point for my wife. She's exhausted, she's tired, she's kind of irritable, She's in somewhat of pain, the back, the growing area. Everything is kind of hitting it at once. So baby is full term and could come at any minute. Man, we are on pins and needles over here. I'm leaving. This is Wednesday. I'm leaving tonight to go to Texas. So hopefully baby will will stay in the oven until till Sunday. But if she does decide to come out earlier, I'll be on the first flight home. Do you have people with you that you want to be like, if my wife calls and says she went into labor, don't even wait till them off stage. Wave a flag or something so I know, or you like, I'll finish this show. And then we talked about that and it's going to be extremely difficult. Given the places that I'm performing Dallas, Houston, and Austin, they don't operate like you know New York. In l a where they have like later flights eleven, twelve o'clock, one o'clock flights, they don't really do the red eyes. So if I am performing and Lana goes into labor, I had told people to let me know right after I get off a stage, because it's either we wait till the morning or I try and flyof fly a private jet back. But I don't see that happening. Well, what would you do? Well, I take the jet? What are you talking about? Do you think I would do? I have no options people calling the next day to Delta get me on the earliest flight out. No, I mean, like, would you would you want to know your wife is in labor if you're halfway through your set? Oh no, No, unless there was a physical problem, But like, are your wife in ever? But everything is going fine? Uh, then I'd be like, no, it's just it's only forty minutes. What's the difference. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Unless there's a major medical something that's very serious, then yes. But if it's labor pains, I'll just finish out the show. I'm there already, I might as well just finish it up. Yeah. Yeah, we don't even have to go down this route and not just is gonna happen. I can't wait for you, bro, I'm so it's unbelievable. Man, it's really great. I'm home now. Sadie's at this age. I've been taking it to school. We've been hanging out every second, bro, and it is just the absolutely greatest, awesomest thing in my life ever. Man, She's so awesome, dude, every aspect of You're gonna love it. It's this is great. You're bringing your kids, my daughter, it's enough. It's not funny. What are we talking? Nothing funny with that. We can't keep doing this ship, right, lou Then I kind of called a little and go cut the baby shit even Hello least smash and last week rememb when we started and I said something like, oh, Jimmy, I don't even need to hear the message. No. I said, uh, he's always beating us down. And then I said something about Louise. He does he like our show the best? So DJ Lou, you know, was he was like, you make it seem like I don't work, And I was like, I didn't mean that, man, when we're talking off air, and I was just joking. And I don't want to apply that to any of the listeners because DJ Lou is the best man and he means everything to us in this show. But then I'm getting ready to go on stage the other night and I get a text and it's Jimmy from Boston. I'll save him from reading it on the air. I don't even have it in front of me. But it was something like, Pete, if you feel um My, my messages are not too long or not this or that. I'm only trying to do what's best for the show. But I'm like this sky sending love. Let it so. So I email him back and just say, Jimmy, I bust your balls once. You bust all balls every week. I do it once, and you're in an uproar. Uh, your tenured guy, You're integral to the show. You're funny and fun We're just having some fun, you know, tighten up the chin strap. But supicion do you believe this? This guy hits us every week. I hit him once. He's breaking down writing me back with a feathered pen. Do you think he was in fair of losing his job? What job? He hasn't gotten paid in five years? Every Christmas we say we're gonna get him Celtic tickets. We never even do that. I mean, I daught a guy and he's hilarious, but you know what, who's We just thought he getting a couple of shelakos from Serious. So they say, unless, uh, I haven't sniffed serious envelope yet. But apparently that's coming down the line. I forgot to sign the contract when we would air, and nobody's asked me too since so I think, and it's whole thing for charity too. But but Jimmy maybe in a position where he could probably cast all on his own now. Man, he's got it going, he's got a little bit of a following. Maybe he should do a spin off. No, I don't know where this will come out. It's like saying Ringo should go to one album. Well, come on, we're all we're all in together, we're all matter know. Jimmy, I'm busting your balls. You're hilarious and just never stopped busting him back. Guy. A matter of fact, Luke did he do that on the last message? Yeah, he busted hard again. Oh good, good good. Everybody got a little sensitive. And plus I took him the Pearl gym at Fenway. He's paid. Oh let me just say. I mean, we've known each other on over ten years at this point, and it's just finely nice to see you are getting closer to the big roomveal. I mean, slowly tiptoe and toid it by. I think the reveal is coming. I mean, here you are asking do you got any gate tendencies? Biscuit? And it's just entering closer and closed up, finally admitting the truth about yourself. I mean, it's twenty seventeen, for Christ's sake, you got a limbing heroes chopping off their junk. I mean, nobody's gonna give a ship. Brother, just admitted. The funny thing is you've got no problem with admitting that your fun refrigerators. Listen, dude, I'm just here to say it's gonna be all right. It's just time that you just admitted to yourself and to the rest of the world. Kid, we got your back, brother, It's okay. Good Lou went to the induction of Pearl Jam into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Wow. Where was that at New York? Yeah, Barklay Center in Brooklyn. Yeah, speaks vines about putting the whole of Fame in Cleveland. They're like, yeah, well we'll put it there. It's like crazy. This is DJ reporting from Brooklyn, New York. It is two hours after the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame has ended. I had to wait that long so I could sober up and give you this report. The only thing you need to know about this whole event is that Pearl Jam music saved Michael J. Fox's life. That's right. When m J F first got his Parkinson's disease, the only thing that got him through those first treatments was listening to Given To Fly by Pearl Jam. Was so happy to see that Michael J. Fox was here tonight. I was so moved years ago when you when you wrote your book first came out and I was so touched that that you mentioned this next song inston to this next song in your book. That was a complete surprise and I was so proud of me. Part of your life is that you have been part of ours, and we just so that's it. This is DJ Lou reporting from the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. This has been a show within the show, and now back to the Pete. It's about the show. Do you think Biber ever saved any lives? I know all the night wakings and I can't remember what I can before we do nothing? Shot? Are they ever gonna make a comedy Hall and Fame question? I don't believe something like that in Jamestown, New York. Oh right, that's twenty five minutes from my house. That's what I was arguing, that's where the loses. That was arguing with Jackie before the show started. It's a museum, it's Marva. Yeah. Yeah, if there was an actual Hall of Fame where people were inducted, I hope something like that doesn't get off the ground until I pass away, because if I don't get in it, I'd be really fucking piste off. We've sitting by the phone every year going again nothing, well, I mean not right away. I know I'm not gonna be a first ballad guy, but you know, yeah, by the time I hit sixty five, I'm like, I'm all and what is the guy hid him? That guys? I don't want to beat that guy. I don't want to be sipping lemonye on my porch ripping out of the guys that got in and I didn't, you know, And then I'll be going, is it, man? What is it all matter? Don Rickles passed away, God rest his soul, and like, there's no ten year olds out there going, oh that's so sad. But we know, we know that one of the funniest man that ever lived passed away. Yeah, rest in peace to Don Rickles and m and Charlie Murphy who just passed away today, which was, um, yeah, it's just a shame, you know, you hear the guy that young Diane and uh so yeah, prayers go out to the families of both guys. Uh. Don Rickles at a pleasure to meet at the Stardust Hotel in two thousand four. Uh, and what a gracious guy he he He got off stage and I had seen the show, and then uh, they brought me backstage to meet him, and I thought this was such the coolest thing. He showers after the show and comes out in a robe's robe that is old school. I love it. Man. When they told me he'll be right with you, he's taking a shower, I was like, Wow, he uses the shower in the green room. You never hear anybody using the shower. The only time I did that, ironically enough, was at Gotham Comedy Club in New York, the first time I performed there. I used a shower in between shows. For some reason, just doesn't feel like clean. Not that it wasn't clean, but when you're showering at a comedy club, you just don't get the feeling of freshness. Well, it's it's interesting, Manny, you just don't get the same freshness you do it your own home or a hotel. Huh. This is the how do you feel if you shower in a place where showering typically doesn't happen, that you come out of the shower feeling a little bit more grimy than you would say if you were doing it at your own home or a nice hotel. That's an interesting question, and I have to say no, I don't because when I go camping sometimes the worst showers you get and you go in these just nasty, you know, community shower things where you have your own stall and everything around you is kind of gross. But you're in your flip flops. The water is hot, the precious good, and the head is clean. So you bring your own bar of soap, you wash up. And when I walk out like that, right, push open that screen door and I'm in my flip flops walking on the granvel back to my tent, I feel cleaner than I am showering in my own home with a loof a sponge. Wow, you're showering your own home must be dirty. Then, I can't believe I got away with the loop for sponge without a correction. My shower, my home is spotless. Guy. But there's just something about being outside because this this is you know, summertime shower situation, camping screened in. It's like, I just I don't know. I feel like outdoor outside shower in general, like in a beach house or something where you literally showering outside naked on the deck. That's as clean as you can get. I feel. I agree. I think an outside shower you can't beat it. Yeah, And like you know, in my hotel, Like I was in a Marriott this weekend. It's a nice Marriott, but the windows don't open, so it's all that recycled air. I'm coming out of my bathroom. That's just I gotta film. I got a Marriott film over my body. Let alone the basement of Gotham Comedy Club, and let's not forget the design down there your foot and a half. On the other side of the wall, people are drinking Martin. He's waiting to get into the second show. I mean, they're like, I want to where Sebastian is now, Like I'll tell you where he is, washing his all pits of fun half away from your face. That's funny, man. I always wonder who used it. If anyone ever used the Gotham shaller. I used it, but just to blow a couple one hits. That's an at a little walk the time. So there you want, Tubby look like a fucking alert on a bad day, you baby gorilla? Why don't you work as soon? Stop bothering people. Got a call yesterday from Baskin Robins. They said that they're down to only five flavors swelling up as I talked to you, how's this? How's it doing me? Hello? Ice cream? Having a good time running around? What do you laugh at it? Because I called your friend the fat pick? You think that's funny? Oh no, I was just laughing earlier when you were talking to his belly. Did you get a horse and live in the mountain someplace? Don't bother anybody that a personally like a dead more to all of you. Enjoy life, Douglas, It's been a real joyful it's really John, what no eyes? We did this thing for CBS um um this morning. It's a it's an interview type magazine show that's on Sunday morning and they wanted to do and that is it? The is it? The one I love? What's it called? It's called CBS this morning. It's what the Sun? You know, a little that that cut out of the sun that's been on first Yes, we love that. Man, you're gonna be on that. Yeah. We did about eight minute piece. It's it's about myself and my family. So my my family was in the peace. My father flew off from Man, that's huge. We're excited to see it. So my father came out, and my sister, my my wife, and my mother and I wanted to go pick up my father at the airport. And he has a sandal and a sock on right and he has a regular shoe on his other foot, and said, what happened? He said, I tripped over my luggage. She was in the foyer um of of my home and I was locking up and shutting, shutting everything down. But I didn't have the lights on it, and I forgot the suitcase was there. Tripped over it. And he proceeds to take off his sock and his foot looks like it was mangled by a wolf. I mean black and blue crooked. The big toe is four times the size. Uh. He comes to the house. We end up having my sister over and all our kids. He's got it elevated, were icing it. We do the interview the next day, and right after the interview take him to the doctor. Two broken toasts, the big toe and the pinky toe. The guy flew with two broken toes because he said he wasn't gonna miss this for the world. And he today is back in Chicago at work cutting hair with two broken toast. The work ethic is unbelievable. I've never seen anything like this. No, it's it's amazing man. But that he's to deal with that level of pain he had. The threshold of pain that my father can withstand is something that is. I mean he if he ever got captured by uh you know, isis or whatever he did, they wouldn't get anything out of him. This guy went to the doctor and the doctor was pulling on his toe to try and kind of straighten it out, and do goes, is that hurting it? He goes, don't worry about the pain, just fix it. I mean, with with the people around now and this day and age taking off work because they got a little carpal tunnel. My father right now is doing a color with a with a with two broken feet and a boot over his over his Uh, an ice bag on it, and it's not complaining at all. He goes, you know what, I love. This is a challenge for me to do hair with two oaken toes. I'm like, man, who are you to be able to say? I didn't with two broken toes? I still got it done. Wow? Man, when does this sand? This coming Sunday? Well, this air is gonna air in June, so um, so yeah, we're looking forward to that's nice. I had my family and then I took my father. Um, I'm doing this animated feature film called nut Job Too that's going to be out in August. And I had to go back in and do some some clean up on the voices, and uh, I brought my dad and then and my dad sat and watched and after he was like, oh man, that was fun. And and the rector goes, does your father want to get on and do some lines, because at the end of the film there's like a lot of high fiving that goes on and people are going all right, yeah, all right. So we got my father doing these lines and and uh, you know, kind of doing like hip hipparae stuff like that, and and they're gonna throw my father in the movie Cloud nine sicily to the Hollywood Big Screen. Yeah, so the proud Man. That is really awesome. It was really a nice time. He only stayed for forty eight hours, but we had a blast. So that's what's happening here in Los Angeles. I'm headed out to uh, Texas this weekend, Dallas Houston, where we'll see hopefully what who's coming to the show. That's what he said, but who knows. That's a game time decision. So hopefully I have a a lot story for you next week and then we'll culminate it on Saturday night out in Austin, Texas. Uh, you got anything this weekend? Yeah? Well no, this is Easter weekend. I'll be home. So next weekend I will be in Hartford at the Hartford Funny Bone, and then the weekend after that San Jose and prov weekend after that Philly punchline. Three weeks in a row. So there you go. Good luck out there in Texas, Melana, keep the bun in the oven and everything go well. Bro And uh, that's a good hanging man. Who knows we might have a baby by next Friday? Ne? No, man, never, no, I never know. Alright, man, good hanging yeah, good hanging man out Later the show has ended. Anyone else want to mount up. You're not in America, You're on United It's a different country right now. Shut up. Its stays