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You're listening to the Pete and Sebastian Show on the riot Cast network riot cast dot com. This is the Pete and Sebastian Show with Pete, Curie and Sebastian Menascalco Peter Biscuit. It's Jimmie from Boston. Now. As much as I want to throw out some more biscuit sitcom names, I won't, but follow me on Twitter at Jimmy in Boston and find a shipload of my suggestions. Feel free to pile on and send me some of your name ideas. Let's be honest. I mean, I enjoyed that you way more than I should. But that aside, I need a little time here because I got to address one specific listener that's right justin James, I mean, you kid? I mean, is it just me? Or there's nothing any of us can do and not find what? Right in the middle of it? You go the Superman cocket. He's on Cereal boxes. Turn on your TV. He's on every commercial. Should I actually even saw the guy on an old rerun a say by the Belt. I have no idea how we pulled that off. You can't even go into a mall because he'll be there cutting a ribbon at the goddamn Grand Open of an Orange Julius, is there nothing we can do to get away from this guy? Anywhere we can go? Oh wait, there is the Pete and Sebastian show. It's so called favorite show. Only place you can't find this guy. And it's time j J. Listen, it's the offseason. Trust me, you can take a break from chopping down trees or ripping telephone poles out of the ground. Oh, whatever new fancy work you're into these days, you can put all that on pause and finally join Pete and Biscuit. What he had? White horses and ladies by the squaw, Oh, dressed in sutton. I'm waiting by the door. M What a lucky man he was. M a lucky man. He heats abashed and show we're back brow our consistency. It blows me away. It really does quite amazing how we're able to still put this thing up once a week. And where are you? Well, I'm at home right now, but I just got home from Toronto for a little little uh week date getaway with Jackie And uh where did that come from? Yeah? No, man, I got off the road and we had the middle of the week and she's like, I just want to get away for a couple of days, and uh, you know, I was looking at We just wanted a hotel, the chill out, relaxed. So we're looking around here and yeah, if I am, I gonna go to Buffalo. It's like, so Toronto was two hours about two hours and twenty minutes from here, so it's a fucking man. We drove to Toronto. We stayed in the fantastic little bootique hotel called the Ivy, and we spent two nights in one full day just strolling Toronto, eating good food, laying in bed. Late I wanted to bring up, do you have a here of a Heston bed? No, yeah, that's what this hotel has. Well, look we gonna start out with beds. I don't know, but anyway, it's called it's called a Heston bed. And we had seen a special one time on CBS on a Sunday afternoon about the history of beds, and it's this is can sit in one of the top beds you can get in the entire world. The cheapest one goes for like six grand and it made out a horsehair and uh, just at a coincidence. After we got the hotel and Jackie was read enough about it, She's like, they got the Heston beds man, So they made in Switzerland and they use horsehair into woven into the mattress. And I gotta tell you, man, slept two nights on that Heston bed and I don't think it's any better than my fucking fifteen hundred dollar Puci King bed right here in Fredonia Main Street. God, you know what, now that you mentioned it, I think what might have one of these? Oh yeah, he's probably got the Heston man, I mean the cheapest they They go for as much as fifty grand. If I, dude, what, I don't know what like if I had fifty grand to spend on a bed and a custom bedmaker was gonna say to me, how do you want to feel? What do you want to feel? Like? What? What can I expect? Like? Do you feel like you're floating in air? Literally? Well, I mean you slept on the damn thing? Was it firm? Soft? What are we talking? It was soft? But you know what, dude, then there's always the factor to that, like how many other people slept in it before me? I can't get past that whether it's a two bed or five thousand dollar bed. I mean, we weren't playing tiddley Winks in that thing, if you know what I'm saying. And I'm sure most people that go to the ivy R and there to fucking uh, you know you're gonna have some fun in that horse hand. So you know, I don't know if I'm giving it its fast shape. It can be six years old with wear and tear up the wazoo. But why horse, sir. It's fascinates me A lot of times I hear, oh, it's made out of this, it's made out of that. How does someone look at a bed and go, you don't want to go? Put some horse saraenus and see what it feels like? How does it get to that point? Yeah? What other kind of hand did we go through? Be what we settled on? The horsehair? You know that's a good question. I mean, what about the lama? Don't you just think the lama would be better? I don't know. I'm just thinking with all these animal activists and everything, if someone came in from Peter and found out there's horsehair in the bed, they have to cut it open. I mean, I I don't know how horsehair ends up in a bed. I don't think we're killing the horse. I think it's from the main. I don't know. I don't know if the main continually grows. But I think we're taking the hands from the main, and we're weaving them in and out of some sort of organic cotton and then layering it. If you see, a heston bed is only about four inches thick, and then underneath that is just a box spring, So it's just about four or five inches of horsehair interwoven. And I think it's I don't I don't think we're killing horses for the bed. Okay, If that's I don't gay be wrong. I kill an animal for a good sleep. Don't get me wrong. Uh yeah, I think I think, if I'm not mistaken, what has one of these? But I have to double check? Uh do they have pillows? The pillows were unbelievable. Yeah, the pillows are also I guess they're also heston. But I said to Jack, we gotta get the pillows because the pillow, it's a nice soft like your neck, doesn't strain. It's just it's a it's a good It gives just enough but not too much. The pillow was fantastic. I gotta tell you, though, I gotta tell you Toronto, what do you do there? It wasn't then, you know what I did. That's why. That's why I was kind of like shock that you went, I mean, dying the winner, going from New York to Toronto. It's like, what the hell are we looking for? It's a lateral move. I absolutely understand that. But it was it was about eating good food, maybe getting some sushi. We didn't know up getting sushi, but we had some fine restaurants, sleeping in a heston bed and uh, you know, getting that urban field, getting getting you know, feeling like we used to when we lived in the city. You know, did you Oh? Of course, bro, what do you think I'm thinking? Say to Toronto? That was what I said. I'm not doing titterly wings in the bed. What do you think I met? Maybe say he was in a crib? Next year? God, no, no, no, we no. We left Sadie with my in laws. They took care of it for about two and a half days and we got out of town and we had some fun, eating good food, hanging out in the bed, watching TV and just you know, listen Man, the best I can get around here is a goddamn chicken wing fucking sandwich. So you gotta go two hours to get a decent meal. Where did you go eat? I knew you were gonna ask me to need I can't remember. One was a really great Italian restaurant, kind of a high end place. Uh, and then the other one the next day we were gonna go sushi, but we went Italian again, but it was more my kind with the red checkered tables table cloths. Toronto is a cool city. Um, I just don't know about the winner. Man. Yeah, it was brutal to man. The one full day we with air, it was fucking freezing and raining and we're freezing our asses off. And then we went back to regroup at the hotel. I lay it up. We come back about a half hour the hanging the sun comes out. Dude. I am not a fan of matching April. It's like, you know when people say, what the way when you go out and watching April, what the bringing fucking bring everything? Yeah, it's it's bullshit weather. I can't take it. Man, it's hot, then it's cold, you know, I mean, I don't know. I got one last thing I want to say to by the way about all this when we're don't when we're going over the border with the car, especially coming back to America, I got a problem with. I don't like the attitude of when I passed through customs coming back in. Yeah, and I may have brought this up before. I'm I'm American. When I come back in, I feel like I should feel more welcome back to my home. There should be more of a like, God forbid, they ask you if you had a nice time. Yeah, right, Yeah, you're right. There should be more of a like even maybe a piece of candy something that I welcome you back into the States. Just good to have you back, or or you know, don't act like don't act like I'm not a part of this guy. I was on a little vacation and here's the deal I pull in Obviously, got nothing that's gonna get me in any kind of trouble. I'm going back to America. Where were you Toronto? What were you doing there on a little vacation? Do you know anyone there? No? Did did you buy anything? I had a couple of muffins and I bought a slipping slide for Sadie. But I just said no, because like, whatever, what are we talking about? But I said to Jackie and She's like, what do you cab? But I'm asking you when I pull up wait wait, wait, I'll say, okay, Toronto, what were you doing? Can I go listen? I got nothing in my car. If you want to check it, feel free. What I was doing in Toronto? Who I was saying? What are you my fucking mother? It's none of your business? I mean, seriously, what could they do to me? I need to know? You don't need to know, jack Ship guy, I went to Toronto. I'm back. I stayed at the ivy. I'll let you know that. Back off. You check the car. I check the car. Well, I just check the car. Guy, all right, you know more American than me. Open the fucking gate, all right? Like Mark bart he said, shut the gates. I say it, opening gates to the gates on these funds? Right? What could they do to me? I don't know. I don't know if they have the right to ask you that or you have the right to refuse that. If they asked you what you were doing and you responded with none of your business, I would guess that you would probably be in a prison cell. Right now, I disagree, all right? How about if I went more like this? Right if he goes because he did say he goes, you know, anyone to around? What if I was just a dick and I was like, no, fucking fucked around him? Like what would he do that? Just okay? Like like like what if I said fuck? I don't know. I just think the way you say ship is um provoking an altercation. I listen, I'm number one as far as I don't care if this camera's coming up my ass in this country, I don't care if you tap in my computer. I don't give a ship because I really don't do anything, all right. But when I'm coming home and you're asking me where I was and who I was, kiss my ask guy? I mean, well, it's not of your business? Is it his business? It's none of your business. I'm serious. Well, I just don't know why they're relying on the general public to tell them the truth. Like let's say he went over to do some illegal activity. Yeah, exactly exactly. Why is he believing me? Anyway? I went overenate to fucking buy coke and killed dolphins. I struck out all right, guy, does this guy know how to party or what? Like, you're not gonna say what you went over there for if it was anything that was shady or illegal. So when they go did you buy anything? And you know know, and they're taking your word for it. Yeah, I don't know. Is he maybe is he the master of reading like the facial expressions and he knows I'm telling the truth because I also love to As he's asking me questions, he's looking in the back of my car like, uh, you know, hey, Zeus is under a blanket. Uh. I really do think they're going into Canada. Jesus Christ, you can break a fucking livestock and a machete. I mean, they don't give a ship really going in. I founding to be very, very tough to get into that country. Well, now I find I agree with you when you're flying in there a little annoying. But when you're driving in, uh, you know, I really felt like I could have had a brick of cocaine underneath the gas thank But then I guess they're like, guy, you're coming to Canada to sell your coke? I mean, why would you just go to Florida? Now, did you see like a wall or of fence, anything distinguishing the border. Oh yeah, well there's a bridge called the Peace Bridges, you know, because it's basically going over the river. So uh yeah, you know they got there flagged a little leaf. Listen. I'm a huge fan of Canada, I am, but I really, I mean, let's just married of ship. Let's just do it all up cold, all one thing, man. I you know, I got no problem with that. So you just think we just take on Canada and we and we merged Mexico right in on the south and we're one big nation. That's it. I mean, look, you know it's like when serious the next em merge, they called it serious excent. We ain't calling at USA Canada. I mean it's still the USA. But you know they get all the perks and we get over the border. Eas Yeah. I think it's a wind win man. I really don't know why we're not. I look, they're getting on, they're getting all protection anyway. Yeah, you know that's the key. It's so lucky because you know, it's like we can't leave them hind dry. I can't have pouting on fucking leaning over Niagara Falls with a pair of binoculars. Oh that's good. You got out of town a little bit, you had some nice food, you got to sleep on a Haston bed. There you go. Man, I was J J. Watt for a weekend. That's those those little tricks that are unkind of planned and you just go and have a good time. Sadie was left behind then. Uh yeah, it's uh any um an he talks you have with the wives sometimes those trips bring out like little talks over dinner. Any anything you could share or not. No, man, I mean we're always bullshitting anyway all the time. So nothing in particular that. No, it was just a great time. Well that's good. Good dude, you got out of Dodge. Yeah. Yeah, how you doing man? I'm in Grand Rapids, Michigan right now. I just did one show tonight. Have you ever been? Yeah, man, I'm surprised. I was thinking small city, not much to do, but it's actually the second largest city in Michigan, got a little bustling downtown area and it's St. Patty's Day, right, And I ever got into this, I doubt you have. But with with the dressing up like a leper, count to go out like yeah, yeah, I know, I just don't know if you dress up in all green and wear like a red beard and come out with a like a hat, drinking green beer whatever you're drinking. I don't know. If I did that with my friends, I don't they they'd go out with me. Ever again, Yeah, well, I mean, you know, my mom is all Irish. You got any Irish in your family? None? Yeah, so I'm half Irish. But you know, I really, I really acknowledge it. My father and I mock it every year when it comes around quote it down in Florida. Now, I call him up and he goes, oh, you know, I love this fucking thing. But my mom, my mom, you know, she always would weigh a green and we would get green bagels. But you know, she would try to get us to wear bringing to school, but I wouldn't do it, and I don't. I don't do the green thing, know so. So so I'll party at night. But like you said, like today, I went to get pizza and it was really cold, and I'm wearing a Fredonia State sweatshirt. And as I walked into the pizza place, it's so cold, I put the hood up so you can't really see my age. When I look like and I walk in right away. There's two drunk girls in the pizza booth and they see my sweatshirt. Oh god, they think I'm a student. And one of them yells out happy same Patty. Uh god bus Yeah, And I pulled my head down and I heard the whisper. Oh I thought he was. I'm like, get right, I'm old, look like you're gonna come in and rob the pizza. But they were I've done that though. Your party of the crack of dawn. You know, it's a it's a reason to party. But yeah, I find it the beat. I look, I'm a Firish heldman. It's a white trash holland it is. I agree with you. When you're younger, you get into it. Whatever. Even when I was young, I never wore green. I never really participated in the same Patty's Day. But I'm talking you got like grown women and men out there dressed in green with you know, flashing green necklaces and walking around and thinking about Saidee. And then and then when you don't wear green, people like, where's your green? I don't got green in my wardrobe. Yeah, these are the same people that have the goal to wear a costume to work on Halloween. You have to see that move. You go to the reception. You have to do radio on Halloween, and the receptionist is a bumble day. I god, I'd walk in a past the boss. I go, great outfit, You'll fire it. Is that like a company mandate? Or if you're running a company, don't you just make an announcement? Hey guys, I know it's Halloween. You could could celebrate it outside work, but don't bring that ship into work. Yeah. I know, I didn't think i'd have to type this out, but I guess I do no fucking costumes. It's ridiculous. But do you think we're in the minority or do you think the majority of the country is doing these types of activities? And if you if you had a survey, you know, the three million people I live in the United States, would you say, half our out tonight, face down in the gutter, covered in green, green clothing, I'd say, But I gotta be honest. Whenever we open on mouths, we're not in We're in the minority. You realize that. I mean every time we open on mouth, I mean we were we we were spouting well, I don't want to put you on the spot, but we were saying kind of things about Trump a long time ago. I don't know about this. Don't listen. I haven't given my full endorsment either way. I don't know what's good. This guy's got it's rioting now, so that's not good either. It's rioting on the other side, though they're provoking it. It's just like the Occupy Wall Street movement all that stuff. They come down there, they start rabble rousing, and they hope they fight back, and then they pin it on Trump. That's what they're doing. You heard it here first. No, I like that. I like that thinking. And you know, these endorsements. It's funny, like when somebody gives their endorsement, like the Lance Base I think his name is Lance Bass Bass. Yeah, he gave an endorsement once and I was like, whatever, who cares, Like whoever he gave an endorsement to. But then when it's someone I respect, I'm like, especially when someone normal saying that it should be Trump, I'm like, okay, all right, if that guy thinks that, maybe I'm not crazy. Maybe I'm not crazy, you know, Like, I mean, what would be like, who would be a huge endorsement if you were running for president? What what would be huge if what said this is the guy for us I was running for president, and what endorsed me, I would give the baton to wat and said you just run just doing yourself? Then uh so, yeah, what? God, there's like a lot a lot here going on. All right, Well, let me ask you a question. Are we fully cast at this point? Are we fully functioning cast? Now for the Sebastian Maniscalco Show, No, still looking for some roles. Let's get TikTok time. There's a couple of things that are going on. Of course I cannot mention. All right. We have the wife and Vanessa Leash. We have my father, Tony Danzel. We have the brother in law, Steve Tally. I think we have found my friend, all right, which I'm excited about. But you can't announce that. You can't announce it. I can't announce it because he doesn't have the job yet. And then we are still up up. The other two characters are still there's no one been locked, locked and loaded yet. But I can't get into it. I'd have to do it off the air man. So but we have our first table read in front of the studio on Wednesday, and then we have a table read in front of the network on Thursday. So to give you, uh, you have our listeners the kind of background of what these table reads are. I just went to one a couple of days ago. It's a pilot that's on CBS. So for the for the studio, it's a big table, all the actors are at the front of the table, and then you get basically an audience of about thirty five people, everybody including script supervisors to studio reps too through whoever is right. Yeah, yeah, they all they were all sitting around, they all, yeah, you read it for the first time. Mine is next Wednesday, And this basically is the first time that all the cast gets together for the first time to read the script. Meanwhile, Tony Danz has already been doing curtain cold with the fucking thing back in New York. It's like we already been renewed for a third month. The camp. Oh it was he either gonna do to read it or is he just gonna play the ukulele in the background. So so I'm thinking, you know, of course me I always Mr Hospitality, and I wish my house was up and running, but I thought it'd be cool if the cast got together for dinner, like at an Italian restaurant, maybe Sunday or Monday night before Wednesday, where we would come in and have little chemistry already. Yeah, you think, I think it's a great call. But the thing about that and you gotta be carefuls because that time I did that pilot with Brewer, after we did the table read, there was some firings. So you know, you just might not want to get too close too soon. I mean, you know, I get you want to go out with Tony and Tally and the wife. I hear you, but you know you might want to just wait till everything is completely settled and then maybe uh do a table read in the back room of a restaurant. You know, I'm serious. I don't know. They might fucking launched me after the fucking read. I know. It's uh, it's an interesting thing because you know how you know how it goes in that business. It's even when you pitch, when even when they tell you you don't need to be funny, that means you gotta be extra funny. And it's like scary when you do a table read if it's not getting to laugh, you know, because then you like, you know, then they stunt telling stories. Oh there was a show They've got the biggest tables, legendary for the biggest last of the table read and then it flopped or the other way around. The table read was a bomb. But then the show is great. So it's like, it's I think that people still might be a little too nervous to relax with spaghetti with you and any It's not. It's the Sebastian show. You're the only one. You and Tony Danz are the only ones walking loose. Yeah, well it's funny you say that, because I always, no matter what it is, I gotta bring the funny, you know, and and can't can't sit there and mail it in. I'm gonna be you know, I'm gonna be first ten pages in actually asking myself. I'm doing all right? Right, I'm doing I'm doing all right. I might stop to read and go, am I doing? Okay? Up there? What do you got? Where do you see this thing going? I love that old story when I first met you, and I think we told her the cats years ago. You a pitch it with another comedian and he was doing the talk and you looked over at the lady and you go, do you even like this? I told that to Reagan. Man, he was fucking hell because we're talking about pitching. So yeah, no, it's gonna be. It's gonna be ripping, man, it's gonna be ripping. Yeah, You've been an interesting point up because maybe people won't have a job after this. But I'm thinking maybe if we do this, everybody kind of settles in, gets comfortable, starts really feeling it, and then we go into the table reading and it's like, oh, yeah, we were out that dinner a couple of nights ago. We we already have a little chemistry going. So I don't know. No, it can't be. It can't It can only help, It could only help. Yeah, I just wish we had the whole cast. Yeah, I mean, what's gonna happen if you don't have him by the time of the read just what happened? Somebody else reads the part and then you know, we figure it out. But uh, yeah, man, we're getting into the crunch time here. This next three weeks. It's gonna be full full, ball to the wall. So uh, yeah, it's been it's been great. Man, I'm telling me I'm Mike and having a little job, going down to the the thing you know, you get, I got my place where I go now for lunch. I feel like I got my little my little thing I get I d now I feel like an employee. Yeah. Well, you know, grass is always greener on the other side. I mean, of course it's a great job, so that's helps. But uh, well, you know, we'll see when you're done with an episode twenty two, you're gonna be like, I can't I can't wake up tomorrow. I need to sleep in. I need But it's exciting, man. And I saw I saw the announcement for the invite to come to the live taping for the studio audience. Yeah, yeah, so we Uh I got I got friends. I don't know how you would feel about this. Would you feel comfortable if you had your friends you grew up with in the audience as you taped your first sitcom? I don't know, man, I mean friends are flying out for this, man, I don't know, but you know it's I guess it's really no different than when you're doing our special. Yeah, but this is a little bit more like the hour special. I know what I'm doing, not that I don't know what I'm doing. Here is like the first time I'm doing it. Yeah, I mean this is a little bit more like you. Like guys, you ain't gonna be in the green room like you are in the past and maybe having a drink or two. I mean, I can't even talk to you until I bowed at the end. Yeah. No, nobody's got no one seeing me. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm not having people back and hey, can you take us around? None of that, just sitting the stands and I'll talk to you after these things in the can. Yeah. I would even imagine what a week or two out You're gonna have to uh pull the plug on the cast for I mean, you know, I mean maybe I could do it with somebody else. You bopp in for twenty minutes. I don't know why. I mean, I just go wait, I don't I don't think it's gonna well, I don't know. I don't know how it's gonna go. April four through the twelve. I'm definitely gonna have some time to do the cast. That's all right, all right, that's I'd like to hit it, would like to give you that one last pep talk. Yeah, man, the cast is the cast. But yeah, we uh, we've got people coming out from from back home, so we'll see how this all shakes out. But yeah, it's like two people, two hundred people in the audience. That's exciting. Man. It's a nice little, nice little, uh little audience. So we got that. We got um. I gotta tell you, man, I'd say the last two three weeks I have had such a craving for Italian food. I could eat pasta every night for the rest of the year. That's how much I'm loving this Italian food. Well, what do you you act like it's something new, man, I mean, it's the time, I know, but we really don't go out for Italian food a lot because it's heavy, a lot of bread's a lot of pastas. But Lana and I have been going to this restaurant. I don't know if you've ever been there. It's in Los Angeles called Medeo. So I'm Beverly, OK, and we've been going. I'd say this was there like seventh or eight time. It was on a Sunday night, and I noticed when you go in on an off night, you start really kind of talking with the staff and we broke in. We had a full blown jail break with the staff just talking with the stuff. The owner came out, these guys about seventy six years old, still walking around with an apron, making sure everybody's enjoying themselves, speaking Italian. Of the servers are from Italy and they speak the language. So it's like, I feel like I'm back in my grandmother's basement and my cousins are over. Because you just hear what I said, O, Lord, I gonnaby the same pot a queen. I'm sorry. It makes the food even taste better than it is. Oh god, it definitely If I walk in and they're talking Italian, I'm like, oh my god, the food he is probably amazing. So we broke in, and I think it's gonna be a regular hang for Lana and I. What we've been doing recently is what we call little recap because normally, without the TV show, Lana and I were, you know, we we saw each other a lot during the day and then at night. You know, it was it was, But now we're so busy. By the way, I got Lana working on the show. She uh, she's helping out with wardrobe as well as the the set, and we're showcasing two of Lana's paintings in the show. So one's going to be in the dining room and one's going to be in the living room. Interesting, man, that's really cool. Um can I can? I? Can? I send over a couple of my DVDs and put on the shelf and then we're gonna have your show time special playing that's man, that's cool. So yeah, she's So we've been really busy. So at night we kind of like you. Around six thirty seven o'clock, you know, we start chirping on the text where you want to go to dinner? That's that's dot a nice little recap of the day, and it's basically been all Italian man loving, loving Medeo and another restaurant I'm really loving for those people who love chef Michael Phatology Patologio. No no, don't know if I'm saying that right, but he runs a restaurant up on Marrows called Ink and Man as he got some good dishes on it's literally two three blocks away from from Medeo. So if you're ever in l a, Medeo and inc are my endorsements for a little nice, nice restaurant vibe. Well, what the last Italian place I went in Toronto? As nice as it was, I went with Spaghettian meat balls. No God, And I've been doing that more and more when I go to these Italian joints, no matter what they have, I just I just find I'm not gonna lie to you. I was. I said to Jackie when I was eating the spaghetti meat balls. I said, in all honesty, if I wasn't a comedian, I think I would have thrived in the mob. I said, if I could have just got around the killing pot, like if I could have killed one dude early on who was a real bad dude. So now I'm cool with that. I got that, and then I don't have to kill anyone else. Man that would have that sings to me. Man, that sings to me. What would be your way of earning drugs? Old school? I'm old school. There'd be no drugs. Uh No, I don't really want to deal with prostitution. Be a lot of gambling. I got I listen, I'll do that. I'll walk into the deli with the fucking bat, you know, I mean, yeah, you gotta give me a little dollar. But listen, well you're not understanding. Is no one's gonna come in here and even steal a pack of gum from you, not even gum. So all the gum that you would have been fucking lifted from from the kids coming in that's that. Just you're giving me the gum money. That's all you're doing. Look at it that way. Back off in respect the title, get fucking jerk off. They loved me, They loved me. I'd give out Christmas gifts to all the people I'm protecting. Oh my god, I'd smoke all the time. I'd smoke cigarettes and he pasta. I'd be fucking drinking wine. By known Jack had a problem with it. I'd hit a Oh my god, I get the cash. I'd have buried in my backyard. Oh got the cash alone would be a reason to to live that life for just three weeks, just come out with a wad and just had handing it out to people. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, Just to just walk into a room and people men get nervous and women flutta. He could have been more than eight or twenty nine at the time, but he was already a legend. He'd walk in the door and everybody worked the room just went. Why he'd give the dorman a hundred just for opening the door. He shoved hundreds in the pockets of the dealers and all the guys that ran the games. And the bartender got a hundred just for keeping the ice cubes cold. Nice. Nice to nice and the guy to get involved in that. And speaking of restaurants, Uh, we went out for the first time with Bill Burr and his wife. Oh little double date. In a little double date. We went to Noble for some sushi and uh we we broke we broke rice with the burs fantastic man. It was nice. It was a really nice time. And you know the girls, uh, you know, the girls kind of did their thing, We did our thing. We intermingled, and it's always it's always one of those things where you don't know how the it's gonna go, Like if if did the couples all talk together, do they branch off? Did the guys talk, did the girls talk? You know, it's like one of those things you you want to make sure it's a balance, and I think it was a great, great balance. That's nice to hear Man I'm more for the Uh. I don't like that. I don't like the the when the women kind of walk off. I like everyone to hang. I like Jackie tends to have really good stories and she's funny, so I like to keep it all. I want to hear it all man. Um. Yeah. Sometimes having a couple and the girls say something like you want to go for a walk or something, I don't know, like just something with the woman. I'm like, is this keep the ship here all of us? Yeah? I like I like the tight community at the table. I don't like anybody taking walks or doing branch offs. It's okay if you want to branch off for a little bit, but then, you know, repopulate yourself back into the conversation. So how's it looking? Is it looking like maybe a weekend getaway with the birds and meniscal? It could be, you know, I'm mean, uh, you never know. We gotta see uh, you know what his schedule and traveling, and it's hard lockdown a weekend, but you know they're a couple. This is what I like about uh, what Bill was telling me and which I would like to do. When I moved into my house in two thousand twenty eight. Uh is start making This guy's making his own pasta. Oh yeah, yeah, He's like, uh, apparently he's unbelievable at making pies, but now he's starting to make his own pasta. He's a type of guy that likes to do stuff from scratch. You gotta ad And I'm like, wow, man, I would love to sit there and make my own pasta. You know, you make the dough and then you put it through the machine. Well, he's trying to make Joki, which I guess is you know, it's a it's a task. Yeah, Jackie's made that before. It's it's a lot of work, man. Yeah, it's a work. It's a so a lot you gotta put into that. But he's doing that. And uh. They loved to travel. They loved to go to Europe, particularly France, and uh yeah, man, we had a great time. And I'm surprised it took that long for us to kind of to reconnect because you know, and you heard the story when you did his podcast. But he even told me more than I even I knew. He's like, remember I told the story on the podcast. God knows how long ago that I had that nudist neighbor across the way that was fucking his couch. Well he knew about that guy too, Like, how the hell did you know about that guy? He goes, remember I used to live down the hall. But on the other other side, I'm like, oh my god, I forgot all about that. We had this whole thing with the nude guy and this and that we had this conversation about, Like, oh my god, that was it was like eighteen years ago. So uh, it was good to like kind of reminisce and reconnect after all this time. Not that I haven't seen him, but uh, it was good. It's good to get the wives together. And we we've been like social butterflies. Man. We don't stay home. I don't know how to how we're gonna have kids. And he likes France and we like for full all the normal stuff. Oh but yeah, we're loving the social life. And you know, we've definitely talked about settling down and having having kids sometime soon. But I told Lanta, I go, anyway, we get a couple of newborns around here, you could take away middeo and ink. Yeah, get it in, get it in. I don't want to be one of those people that says, what you have kids, you blah blah blah, especially because you man, what's the day you got the nanny, watched the kid? You go up to Mideo? No big deal. By the way, the way your show is going and the way your lengths going, you probably get the fucking chef to come to your house. Do you think though, like, you know, we see a great comedian. You know, there's a part of us that is admiring the great comedian and there's another part of us going damn, but you know, he's doing things I didn't think to do. Do you think chefs do that? Like they go to Nobu and they eat some of that tempore and they're like, do you think they're just like fantastic? Do you think they're like, what the fuck am I doing? I mean, I gotta I gotta think. You know, if somebody chefs walk into a guy that's on top of his game and they eat and they my god, there's just no way I could do this. I mean, they have to have that feeling or it inspires them to do better in the cuisine that they're cooking. But me and Lona, we're talking about it the other night, We're sitting there and we're tasting all these different flavors, and I'm thinking to myself, how does this chef know that this goes with that and then that equals this and that. It's just it's fascinating. It's like when you make anything and it says, uh, put one half of blah blah blah salt, You're like, so, how many times did you make it with too much salt and then too less salt than and you know you went through how many times did you make this to get it just right? It's fascinating, isn't it? It is? It is, But you know, like it's funny when you think about that, like how you know you probably if you're a chef, you get bummed out if someone's doing something better. But because sometimes I just equate my job like oh the troubles and my job. But then when you think about it, every job has its Like I'll give you an example. Recently, I had a corporate gig lined up and basically they come back to me and they go, the ladies running the thing goes, I just want to make sure you're available, and she tells me how much money it is. It's great money and she's like, so, I'm just gonna recommend you to them tomorrow and it should be a lock, no problem. So fall it falls through. So now you know, I almost and it was gonna be in New York City, I almost want to go to it. A day of it. I'd say this to read and just to walk in and go, that's what you choke me. I'm gonna give you ten minutes for free, just to show you what the funk you could have had, because you would saying, yeah, dude, that's happened to all of us. But but then I guess you know, it happens in any job. Like my old man, like you know, he's like, we've done presentations and we don't get the job, and then you hear who did get it? And you're like, what they use crayons over there at that architection firm. God damn it, man, God. Yeah, it's always got that the back of you line like who got the job? But you know now that I'm on the other side of this casting thing, I'm telling you, man, when you go out on these auditions, there's so many different factors of whether or not you get it or not. There's no way you could take this stuff personally, there's just no way. You just go in. You do your best. And that's that there's so many different opinions and and and it's just it's impossible. I'm surprised that anybody gets work. I'm telling you I maybe I told you this one on the cast before, but when I had to deal with CBS, one of the women involved in our thing was telling us one time because she used to work for a network second in charge, and she said, we had two sitcoms film both uh. Both scripts were great. We couldn't decide which one we're gonna make the pilot of UH and one took place in Philly and one took place wherever else. Literally we couldn't decide. Roll at the table, we like them both, we can't decide. And then someone's like, what about you, cything, And she's like, well, I'm from Philly, and I really you know, all right, she's from Philly. Were doing the Philly one? She goes and literally, we didn't make the other one because that person wasn't from Philly. So yeah, you know you can't, but still, did you know this one? I feel like somebody watched it and say that what do you say that now when people don't know me. I get that if they haven't heard me. But once you see me, and then you're still not laughing. Now you got. Now we gotta problem. I deserve a good break. I go. I'll tell you why I did. I gotta tell you a really cool story. That's funny story. Um. I played Cleveland Hilarities last weekend, and I just want to say that everyone who came out great, just you know how it is, bro what a great club the people that worked there. So again, I only live about two hours from Cleveland. So the last show Sunday night, I'm gonna go home afterwards. I got my car parked in a garage next to the Hyatt Hotel, and I really want to make good time. I'm you know, I'm all done. I just want to go home. So I already had the car packed so I can just make a quick getaway. Got my cup of coffee. I walk over to the garage. I go to get in my car, and the car right next to me, a black Dodge Ram or what you know, charger or some kind of calling that got a big fat black wallet on the roof of the car. Yeah, so the guy whoever his car was, he obviously put his wallet there. So I grabbed the wallet. It's gotta be like, I don't know, a ten o'clock at night at this point. So I grabbed the wallet. I opened it up. There's like over two hundred dollars in cash, loaded with cards and everything else. Now the problem is there's no attendant at this that Sunday night. There's no one work in this garage at all. It's just a meter. So I'm like, what the funk man? So I'm like, all right, So I walk over to the highat with the wallet, and I give the wallet to the people behind the front desk and I say, listen, I don't know if the guy is staying here. Um, but you know, I gotta go home. And I don't know what to do if someone's gonna steals wild and go no no no. And as I handed to the guy, who goes, that's your good d for the day, huh, I go, guy for the day. This covers me for four months. This is two hundred bucks in there. Bro. Not only did I not take a dollar, I put it back in chronological lorder. He had the twenties mixed with fives and tens is like, what, what'd you just get back from a carnival? So I made it twenties, then it tens and the fives. Right, So then I go to the guy, you know what you've mean a piece of paper? Let me put a note on the guy's car, so at least till nowhere's wallet is So I write on the you know no, you know you while it's at the highest. Now I'm walking back to the car, now ten twenties, so um walking down the ramp. As I'm walking down the ramp, I see coming up on the other side of the ramp the car. It looks like the car that had the wallet on it. So I peek over and see that there's no car by mind. So my god, it's got to be the car. And he's just about to leave, and I run over and I'm waving him down. Whoa, whoa. So they rolled down the window and it's two black guys I don't know about my age, maybe a little younger, uh, you know, totally cool guys and stuff. They were just wondering what the hell I'm waving them down for. And I go, you lose a wallet? And the guy driving he goes, what I go, do you lose a black wallet? And then he goes to look in his console and he goes walk go fuck like that, And I go, yeah, man, you left it on the roof of your car. I got a note and I showed him the note. I go, it's over at the highest I was, you know, And he's like what and they dude is stunned, you know, and I'm showing and I'm showing him the note, so you know, I'm not lying. It's like, here's the note that says I go, I was just about to put this on your way, know when I saw you drive out, And he said, oh my god, Holy sh I don't even know if I would have been able to get out of here right now. Man, if I had my wallet, i'd give you something right away, could thank you? And Bro, I'm so bad when he said that when he goes right away, could thank you? I just wanted to look him right now high and go just vote Trump. You hope Trump will be doing this kind of stuff all the time. No one will need to take anyone else's money because we'll all have it, don't you want to stand? Of course? I'm like, no, Bro, don't worry about it, man, and he's like, thanks so much. So anyway, that was that Oh god, what a story. I mean in some way when you found it and you handed it in, don't you want to get the credit? Dude? I was this close to put my phone number on the note, just because I wanted to call me and I can hear at Oh my god, get up. I almost want to write, I left your wallet at the high and here's my number. Kids, you want to call up and say I'm the fucking king. Oh. He didn't even know he had lost it until he spoke to you, right, That's why he was like, my first said you lose a while and he was like what And then he looked in the console and I was like, yeah, dude, you left it on the roof of your car. Well, how do you get out of your car, put your wallet on top of your hood, go out, come back and still not know you don't have your wallet? I mean, don't you know I've taken my wallet out? How many times do you think you take your wallet out a night or check or feel how many taps on the back do you go, Okay, it's still there. Man. I'm like that guy I put cash in my front pocket and unless I'm driving or traveling like like like even when I drive, I don't bring my wallet. Like I love my wallet. Once Jackie's like, you're gonna drive it out your license, I'm like, I drive. I would drive without my fucking breaks my license. So I've lost my wallet and not knowing it was lost for a good solid two days. Yeah, but you know, I mean, l A is different. Man. It's like you're using your card probably NonStop. You got so many places you go there you need to show your ID to get into goddamn building. I mean, and for don't you a ship, dude. Yeah, it's always on me. I'm always tapped and I always do like a tap. I'll be sitting in the car after i just went somewhere and then I'll just do that little I'll just you know, pick my little cheek up it's there. I do do that, like like in Cleveland someone bumped me, and it's just so old school for the past twenty years that you live in the city. Whenever someone brushes by me, I always do a little tap, I guess, saying to make sure it's there. Absolutely. I got a story. It's not similar, but it involved the wallet. Lana and I go to San Francisco last weekend. I had a show there, and uh, it was Lana's brother's birthday. And I told you about this story, you know. I was like, Oh, I don't know if he's gonna like the restaurant. So we go. It's me, Lana or brother his girlfriend. Sweet people. So it was a Greek joint. I picked up the tab. Okay, Okay. The next day I get Lana's brother and Bro, you're picking up the tab the rest of your life, guy, even if you go out with me, those days are over twenty sold out Beacon shows, fucking hanging out. It's like, yeah, you're picking up the tap. I know I was picking up the tab. Was birthday. We were taking him out, so I know that's that was already kind of a solid that that was gonna be the way it was gonna go. Oh, I know what this is going, all right? What he think? It was his birthday night dinner and the rides don't don't they just la la? Okay. The next night I get him and his friends eleven friends tickets to the show. Right. He wanted to bring the whole team. It brought the whole thing, the whole neighborhood they got and which was fine. It wasn't a sell out. So I had some tickets I get, you know, I get comp tickets, but I get them in. They come back stage, they go sit down, they enjoyed the show. Okay, exists a Sunday breakfast. Now in my head, I'm thinking, okay, Friday picked up the thing. Saturday gave him the tickets. At least, you know, treat for the breakfast. Not I am. I am I outliner. Well it's either treat for the breakfast or just tap out on the breakfast. Let you in line to grab something myselves. I don't know, man. So I'm sitting there and the bill comes. Now I'm the type of guy when the bill comes, and I know if we talked about this at earlier shows, but bill comes and it stays there so long it gets stale. You ever seen that, Yeah, where the bill sits too long? Were you thinking, okay, hot, why isn't anybody touching it? So it's there, he's talking. It stays so long that he starts actually playing with the bill as it were a prop, Like he's like spinning it and he's touching it. So I'm thinking, okay, you touch it's yours. Right as soon as you make contact with the bill, I'm thinking, you gotta pay it. I feel like he's doing a podcast right now and he's going so now I'm I'm playing with the thing, so maybe he'll see it to know it's time to pay it. And he's still not responding. Yeah, but now, come on, the minute you grab it, you grabbed it, it's like even if you grab it to look at it, now, it's yours because grant it. Yeah, you it's in your possession. It's like something you can't give back to the table once you touch it. So then he leaves it. He's not touching it now and he's still talking. So now it's becoming like almost part of the table. It's almost like the salt and pepper shakers. I'm thinking, man, this things, this thing is really not gonna get paid. Huh. So I do this move, and I don't know if you've ever pulled this one. I go and I reach for my wallet and I take it out. But as I'm doing this, I'm hoping he goes no, no, no no, no, come on, oh no nothing. So I do this move. I act like, I'm organizing my wall. Have you ever done that? Did you? When you went to reach for it? Was it nice and slow? Plenty your time, plenty of time ago all case going for it. He's got it out, he's pulling it up. There was a lot of time. It was really slow. Yeah, you gave him plenty of jump in space plenty and I didn't get it. So now the wallet is in sight. So what I did was I put the wallet in my lap and I did this bullshit reorganization where like I took it out because I felt like my license wasn't in the proper slot. So I'm doing the reorganization on the credit cards. Still nothing. I go to the cash and even though my cash is organized like you say in denominations, I went as far as to not only you know, have him in the denominations, but I did all the heads the right. Yeah. So still not. So I go and I pulled this one. I take the credit card and I kind of like toss it in the air so it has a nice little arc on it and then it drops on the bill because I felt like if I took the credit card and put it on the bill kind of with a firm, like, here's my credit card. It could have been mistaken that I was picking up the bill. I did the toss. I feel the tosses the universal. We're splitting this once. If you see a toss job, don't you go Okay, it's a split job. Yeah. The more when you slide the card into the plastic and close it, then you're clearly saying I got this. Yeah. When you're throwing your card on the table, you're saying like, here's my half. Yeah, I was a non herbal here's my half. God, this is so much more trouble than it was work. You should write for you. You're like, it's so the principal right now. So he put his credit card and we went you know, we went halves on it. But man, I go through so much in my head when it comes to this stuff that I don't know if it's even worth it. Man, you went halves on breakfast? Yeah, dude, he aside from everything else, you got an image to protect now, and I know you you know that he takes one waitress to go. He the guy who did the theater sal is that. Yeah, he went half on breakfast today. I mean, he's nothing to do with my image. This had something to do with like principle, I know what you're doing, but people on the outside, I mean, a waitress is going the back room. I just served some best Ramatouscalco eggs and he's splitting the fucking check. She don't go to backstory? What are you gonna look at her and go listen to the next cast? I apologize for a split bill. I didn't even think of that. I mean, I mean, that's what I'm saying. I mean, on principal, that's you know, he's gone. You know what, if you just throw it online, they do it. I mean, listen, man, listen, let's get down. Let's just get right down to it. If you go out with someone who's making more money than you, are you just expecting that that person is going to pick it up. No, I mean I'm not that kind of person. Okay, So what I'm saying, I'm not Yeah, you do pick up every bill. No, you can't pick up every bill, but I mean that My point is if the bill is not going to be picked up, especially breakfast, and then pick it up. So you're saying that I should have picked it up, I'm saying, of course, you're not gonna be expected to pick up every build, all right, of course, not just because you have the most money. We're all we all got mail money to eat breakfast. But my point is, if it comes down to it, when a person who you feel maybe it's the turn to treat isn't treating, then then you're just better at paying it. I don't know, man, I don't know about that. That's what Why is it for? You paid the whole bill, You're getting the car, you get home, you look at hunger. What day do you want to explain to me? I still did that. But then you can look at you and go you still you split the check? You split the check? Oh I got I. I had another story with Burr and bur I assumed that we were just splitting it, which was cool, There was no whole issue there. We both put our credit cards in and then Burr pulls this one. He goes, is, uh, how much we leave it for tip? And I was just gonna give like a straight and he one up me. He goes, na, how about we leave more? I go wow. I Never had that happened before, never been in the position where I was looked upon as being cheap yeah. Wow. Yeah, I mean I don't think you'd being cheap. But it's like when I was out a Reagan. I mean he was tipping big cash. Like I was like every time he went to tip, I could hear them singing fly me too. Can you give me an example, an example? We got one drink from the waitress which was on the house that he gave it two shop hungies. Yeah, powow. I'm sorry. I don't know if I'm revealing too much, but it's a compliment. The man is so genuine. Oh wow, that's that is a nice move. Yeah, especially when she leaves over and goes, oh the drinks on the house, of course, and he's like, pow there you go. Yeah, so that's the way it's done. Man. Yeah, I mean, well you're around. I'm sitting there and going, we're gonna pick up the ash Bross. Nothing on the ashbro large juice? Come on? Then? Juice is pricey? Yeah? What is what the juice? Man? Yeah? Why is the juice so much? I don't know, man, I mean it's fake, it's pricey. I mean I don't I don't go need a juice when I have breakfast. No, it's like it's like one of those things again so much. I think I'm should start bringing my own. I got something that happened to me on the plane and the way here. Yeah, here's what we need to tell us. One of your most noteworthy experiences on an air This could be a great experience on an airplane. This could be a bad experience on an airplane. This could be a completely boring lane experience on an airplane. The painters off airplane. It's seven thirty in the morning, and uh, the guy behind me is um shuffling cards. He's doing it like I can't see what he's doing, but it's one of those things where he's so good at it. You hear the yeah, the zing of and then you hear like I'm all fold together and I'm talking about yeah, yeah, yeah, I hear that, and right away I'm annoyed. I'm just thinking, first of all, I'm thinking, really, seventh thirty in the morning, we're shuffling cards, like, I don't know, I'm just like the type of guy that not doing that. Then early is he playing cards? I don't know what he's doing. I think what he's doing he's got his wife there and he's shuffling cards because they're gonna play a game. My question to you is how many times is enough on the shuffle? The wait? This guy shuffling one shuffle Okay, I counted pen shuffles like that where I kept here like, come on, how long is this gonna go on? He's one of these card guys, man, I mean, have you ever seen that. I've seen that just in general, like someone maybe waiting to get on a plane or just on the subway and they just just shuffling cards. They love cards so much and they move them, they move them in their hands. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is not something that you do on a heavy populated train or plane or wherever you're at. If you're around people, you limit the shuffle three pops. This guy it took it because he's talking while he's doing it, so so it would shuffle and he's like, and in my head, okay, okay, he's done. He's done with a shuffle. And then I hear again, I guess here he goes again. Look get over it. Then I could get over the shuffle on the cards. I think that's got to be a three max. Is this really seventh thirty? This is seventh thirty no joke in the morning, because I didn't amazing how people find each other, Like if you wait, looked over you at seven thirty and the more and shuffle cards and goes want to play some pinocchi? I'd be like, what the fun you're talking about? Shut my eyes? I mean, you know how many days I have to be stranded on an island before I find and go, Yeah, let's play cards. Fucking I hate I hate cards. I hate cards with such a passion. When somebody ever asked me, do you want to play a gin? Is? First of all, I don't know how to play. Second all, if I did, I wouldn't want to play. It's just I find it so boring. Oh god, I I played gin sometimes. I used to play gin with Jackie, and it's I can't. I don't like it either, Bro, I forget how to play. But with a quick explanation, I know again, but it's you've got to be very quick to like know where each card goes, and uh, it's just and then when and then the round finishes and she pulls out the little pen. She goes, that's seventy five for me and twenty for you. I'm not a cad it cards. If if we walk up tomorrow and they said every fucking card ever made just burned, I'd be like, no problem. Yeah, I I don't get it, dude, gamble poker, I've played blackjack. If I go to Vegas every once in a while, but that's it for me. To buy a pack of cards, take off the wrapper, take them out of the box, shuffle them, and then get a game going. Forget it, man, get it. Yeah, I don't even know how to play. I don't know how to play polka. I don't either. I don't mean I don't know what beats what. Half of the time, it's just too complicated. I stay out of that whole thing, you know what, because every time I've ever tried to sit down and play cards, it's like I'm trying to talk and tell a good story and then someone's like go or no, and I'm like, I don't want to go and try to just sucking talking. The cards are getting in the way of my good time. I don't need the cards to have a good time. I agree, man, forget the cards. If you or someone you love has a gambling problem, you're not alone. The call and the help are free. Call now because a full house doesn't always win. I can't get a roof of. Dude, we had we had strong wind. So now like we come home and I'm outside doing work and Jackie Young through the window. There's more shingles over here in the bushes. My my roof, My roof is blowing off. We'll go open the attic. All my ships covering in slot from you know, so I got this this. I mean when I was first looking for a roof of, I was being very meticulous, checking out the professionalism be I was like, do you have insurance if there's a problem, thinking I had a lot of choices. Oh god, Now I got this Puerto Rican guy named roof and who's been promising me three weeks is gonna come by with a fucking ladder and give me an estimate. Every time I talked to me said oh, one more day, one more day. I need my guy came in thick, I need him behold the ladder. So yeah, I swear to God man, oh god, well, did you have what the what do you call the Amish? I'm the I'm the Amish guy. At the end of the winter, he didn't want to do it, and I said, listen, man, I'm gonna bind because he did say if you can't find anyone else, I mean, I really don't want to do it, but if you can't find anyone else, and I go, you'll do it, and he's like, yeah, if you can't find anyone else, but I really wish you'd try and stuff. But if not, call me in spring, right. So I call him two weeks after that and right at the end of the winter and I'm like, Andy, I can't find anybody. Man, Um, you know, I just need to notice. Ruf is gonna be done. I got a daughter, and you know, I played that card. And he calls up and he leaves a message and he goes, I'll do it. Just give me a call when the springtime comes around. So I've been calling him and he didn't called me back. Yeah. So it's like it's everybody comes here, bro, and they literally had five guys come here and they go, it's do too steep for me. There's your girls. Ruf, get up there, man. Don't get chances. Part of the game. It's the gig two weeks the any didn't get for two weeks worth the pay man. Get up there, baby, lock in get it done. So yeah, that's it's that's that's the problem, dealing with the people that don't want to do anything. I got another plane story. Lana and I coming back from San Francisco. We got upgraded to first class because you know, it's travel a lot, so we got the upgrade and uh, it's do Virgin America. And I get on the plane and right away I see somebody is sitting in line of seat all right, and now the amount of warmth that came over me was I got hot right away. So the flight attendant goes, oh, you said it, and I give her our seats and she looks over at our sea since she goes, oh, somebody's there. One second. Not thank god she did this, because she goes in now to tell this woman that she's in the wrong seat. Now we are standing behind the flight attendant as she tells the woman, I'm sorry, what's your seat number? And she shows her it's thirteen. See she's sitting in two. See. So she says, I'm sorry, you're sitting in the wrong seat. And this woman proceeds to say, ah, this is ridiculous, this is dick. I've been waiting in the airport for fifteen hours, and the gentleman up at the desk told me that I got upgraded to first class. So we're talking about what forty five minute flight, right, it's a forty five minute flight. A lot of hoopla for forty five minutes fighting. I mean, it's ladies, ridiculous. Yeah, I'm sorry, but this is crap. I've been upgraded, and now you tell me. She's like, I'm sorry, but you're sitting and somebody else is see, oh, this is d Now she's getting up and she's you know, getting her bag down, and she's looking at us, and I'm trying to like, you know, calm down, because I'm ready to have an episode. I'm ready to do one of this andy, get that, get you know that. That's where I'm at. So we sit down. This woman is still complaining up at the front. She leaves the plane. She comes back on the plane, she walks past us, the flight attendant. She's like, I'm so sorry that you had a you know, in the flight that it was a sweetheart and so patient, and she goes, I'm so sorry that she was in the in the seat here, and thank you for understanding. And uh, and I go yeah, she was supposed she was supposed to be here in the first place and just just gool for the round. Chick, I'm so sorry it isn't it turns out the fly it then and tells me this woman crossed out what a pen where she was sitting and rode in to see what I've never heard dad the bulls balls to just scratch it out and go, you know what, I want to sit up front. I can't believe you know, I'm not gonna lie. I have thought about trying to trace the zone three boarding somehow make it look like zone one, but there was no way I can pull that off. But to literally have the balls that just crossed out, like someone's gonna look at that goal, okay front? Oh yeah, John normally does that here in San Francisco. He crosses it out, cried, Oh man, that's funny. Dude, Holy ship never cease is to amaze me what you're running too. By the way, I just gotta tell you this, and I'm only telling you this because I was happy to help about our wonderful producer Lou. I got him to pearl Jam tickets at Madison Square Guarden. Oh my yeah. I had to do it. This poor guy travels all over the country with this band, and they were coming to New York where he lives, and I was like, I gotta, I gotta get this guy some tickets. It's nice not just to be here in New York City, but to be and what they called the world ship most famous medicines were on. It worked out. I gotta thank the Missilli brothers for for putting me in contact with the guy. And yeah, that's just my thanks to Lou from from the Peta Sebastian Show for helping us out doing this stuff. Pro Poto. Uh uh so, yeah, I hope he enjoys the concert. That huge man nice seats probably or we don't know. I know they're in the hundreds. Holy shit, Lou Eddie Vetti is sweat might hit you. Sweat already hit me. Salt Lake City, Utah, first row. Check that off the list. I think the hundreds is around the Let's say, if you were watching a basketball game, I would think the hundreds would be about six rows back from the floor. But for a concert, that's perfect. It's like, you know, like fifty yard line. Maybe for a concert they're not fifty yard line. I'm sorry, Like if Eddie Vetter is performing in the end zone, this is fifty yard line. Yeah, that's beautiful, man, that's just perfect. Okay, I didn't. I didn't know, like if that, like if you want to be in a mosh pit on the floor. But I think these are up in the stands. Yeah, but they just sound like they're right above the floor, away from all the animals moshing and listen. This is this is Eddie Vented. This ain't the Weekend or Michael Jackson. It's not a lot of dancing. You can just sit back, close your eyes and taking the music. Baby, Okay, I didn't. I didn't know, like what a hardcore Pearl Jam fan if he wanted to get in like with sweat and a mosh pit, Does Lou do that? Yeah, we dance. You can dance anywhere. I'm not even get in shape for this, so I can dance longer without getting winded. Blue has been everywhere to see Pearl James. He's been way up top, he's been right down up front. You know, I you know, I would imagine to see you got him know I'm gonna be slamming flu I mean, you know, because like a lot of times he's barely in the building, you know, and then he's got other times where he's right up close. So I mean, I don't even know if the guy's probably gone over to two hundred concerts. Man, oh my god, then yeah, I don't know. I hope, I hope these are I hope these are lou approved. But I looked at the seating thing, and you know, the hundreds are in that that close ball down there, so it's they're got to be pretty good. These are the hardest Pearl gam tickets in the world to get. The last time Pearl Jam played MSG was two thousand and ten, and to get into that show, I had to tell Rosey O'donnald that I would quit smoking so that she could get me tickets. She had to use her cloud to get me tickets if I promised. Of course, I smoked through the fucking whole thing. No, what a gift, lou boas to so many shows that security has a tree backstage of people that they're always watching for lose one of them, like, you know, keep an eye on that guy like a weirdo, like been to too many shows. We had Oh wait wait, wait, wait wait wait, I might have to take the tickets back, lose on a tree. I'm I'm guessing you know, you know, we all like to have fans, but when you know, like when someone becomes an uber fan, where it starts to get a little weird, man, a little heavy, you know, like Getty Vetta comes out and he's like, whoa, I've been seeing that guy every night for ten years. Man, he's gonna shoot me with a catcher in the right fucking book in his pocket. I'm telling you God, so lose that guy where he's on like he's almost like, uh, most wanted on isis yeah, because he's got a brother very similar to him. Yes, most you see two of them? Do you see two of them coming at your book? And do you feel like they've been plotting for years? You know that's not iss, do right, it's always two brothers. And I'll tell you right now, louis none of those things. But again, it's like you leave in paying half to check the waitressaysn't noted backstory. Security doesn't know the backstory. They just note that this guy is at every show blowing butts, hanging out a little too heavy. No, no, dude, you literally I mean that what a gift. I'm joking, but seriously, what a gift. Man. That's awesome to you. Thank you man. This is the greatest gift he could possibly get me. What a thoughtful thing to do out of the blue. You are the best man. That's great. It's great. Billy Joel is doing a show in the Hampers for a hundred of people. I'll give it a date. I'll give it a date when this sensor right. It's funny. Wait, speaking of Billy Joel, I didn't even tille it is. Wait was it Billy Joel? I think we got a Billy Joel's sighting in Naples, Florida. But what do you mean who sighted him? You guys? Uh No, he did a private like dinner that I think Lana's mother was at. It's either him or Elton John. Maybe Elton John was recently and Billy Joel. She went to tu of these things where it was they hired Billy Joel for an hour and a half. Oh my god, why didn't your mother in law invite me? Man? He I don't know what did he what did he start with saying? Like the joke he started with was, oh god, I got Lana knows she's gotta I hope she text me back. He opened up with a joke, is Billy Joel? Yeah, yeah, we got confirmation. Billy Joel performed at a party that my mother in law was at and the party had about a hundred hundred and people. Uh, what was the joke he said about Billy Joel got hired at a party in Naples, Florida. My my mother in law was there. She's taking photos and it was look like he was performing in the living room. That's fucking unbelievable. Man, Holy ship, that's crazy man. I just it's unbelievable. Where you're looking through like the entertainment and you turn to your wife and go, let's should just get Billy Joel. I mean, I mean, what if you like on the back deck when the party starts and you're like, oh, they kind a guy that sounds just like Billy Joel. H what the fuck? Maybe opened up with a joke about piano man and about it was a joke said something like, uh about the guy, the guy who hired me must be doing well to afford me something to that effect. Oh alright, yeah, that sounds like Billy Joel talking right, damn man. Yeah, I'm a stalker, Pete. You're studying his fucking speech patterns. The piano man would never say something like that. That's classic piano man. Yes, so that's really cool. All right, Just a couple of days. I want to plug April fifteen, Minneapolis at the Pantageous Theater. Also be at the PEPs Theater Milwaukee on April sixteen, and then I'll be in vague Is April at the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada. Go to Sebastian Lab dot com to get your tickets. And that's all I got in here. Man. A couple quick announcements. My new showtime special let Me Tell You is now available on iTunes. Baby, just go to iTunes punch up Pete Corelli ll let Me Tell You and you can download the full special, not just audio video because some people are asking the whole thing, audio and video. Also gonna be playing at Minneapolis Mall of America the House of Comedy April fourteenth through seventeen, and then April twenty ninth, Friday to twenty nine and Saturday, I will be in Hasbruke Heights, New Jersey at Bananas Comedy Club Bananas, got a bunch of new stuff. I love going out there and ripping it uh close to where I grew up. Should be a lot of fun. And you can go to Pete Corelli for all future dates. I'll be doing some more shows with Brian Reagan in April, like the fourteen through the eighteens. Who want to check out some of that? Like I said Pikorielli dot Com. Later, alright, dude, great hanging brother, good hang. We'll see you guys next week. Take care later the show has ended. There's over two hundred bucks in there. Bro. Not only did I not take a dollar, I put it back in chronological lorder. He had the twenties mixed with five and tends. It was like, what, what did you just get back from a carnival? Bro, I'm so bad When he said that. When he goes right away, I can thank you. I just wanted to look him right in the eye and go just vote Trump. You hope Trump will be doing this kind of stuff all the time, but one will need to take anyone else's money because we'll all have it.