You're listening to the Pete and Sebastian Show on the riot Cast Network riot cast dot com. This is the Pete and Sebastian Show with Pete Coralli and Sebastian Menascals. Go Peter Biscuit, It's Jimmy from Boston. Congratulations on a pilot bisk well deserved kids. Pete, you crushed it on Maren's Cat. I mean that ship was hilarious. With all this success, we gotta get this cast into the top twenty on iTunes and the comedy chats. You don't what I'm talking about, but if we do, I'll tell you one thing. Pete, you gotta stop admitting a ship, like the fact that you are bouncing around your house and nothing but a T shirt and underwear like it's some young Harry Denise Richards. I mean, that is just a bell you can on ring. Nobody needs that ship chat shoot on their brain. Keep that ship to your self. Kit Keat's advangent show. What's going on? Can you hear me clearly? Because now there seemed to be in the lake. That's the lay. It's a dip in and out of the audio. I'm in the same home studio same equipment. So it's like, you know, it's like a long lost married couple and you're like, I'm not happy, and I'm like, I'm the same woman, Fred, I'm the same woman. Okay, Uh yeah, what's up here? We are? Uh? What do you got? What you gotta get into? I got posted notes everywhere. That's that's me too. I got I got posted notes. I got a mini version of Italian take. I got a couple listen. I don't of course we want an update on on the show. As much as you want to talk, for how literally you want to talk? Um, I I got I got notes left and right right out of the gate. Let me just start subtly because it's just happened. Uh, what's your take on the I was in the parking lot at the jim and before I get out to go into the gym, I'm one of these guys. I take my time in the car. You know, I do what I'm doing. Maybe I'm on the phone a guy I know in the parking lot. He's trying to get my attention. He does the tap on my window with the ring. Is that is that allowed? I mean, if someone's in the vehicle and they don't see you. Can you touch? Can you knock on the vehicle? Is that a Is that a knocking situation? Or I feel like that you wave if they don't see you? As it? Guy, I think the only way you can get away with touching the vehicle is if you're a family member or say it your mother, father, wife, brother. Absolutely after that, you don't touch the window because nowadays, as soon as you touch the window and that's unexpected to the driver inside, the head could get blown off. Hey even more subtly. Okay, we're over two hundred shows in. We got a relationship going. If I was crashing at the new place. When it's finally done, maybe you'll pull it out. I forgot to ask you to get something. If I run over and lean over to your push on the driver side and give a little ring tap, that's gonna stay with you the rest of the day, Right, that's gonna annoy your old day that I did that. No, it's the fact that you that there was a ring involved. You need to ring. If it's just skin on the window, you might not hear that. Then I look like an asshole. You'll pull it away. You give a nice rain la. I'm sorry, you can't. You cannot tap a window. Jewelry man, that's what he did. He did the wedding ring, tap on my driver side jeep window. Just want to say, HI, really want you bring it the fibulated next time. Bro, you give me a heart attack. We we must be living parallel lives because I'm at a light the other day and uh, by the corner of my eye, I see someone approaching the car, and it's a there's a point in your head where you go, he gets closer, and you go, this motherfucker gonna come up to the window, right. It's so outrageous. So the guy tapped on the passenger side window, and then I was yelling from the outside one dollar, one dollar. I'm sorry. You get yourself a sign. You go up and down the middle of the aisle, and you asked for money that way, you don't tap on the window. I'm sorry. Oh he was begging and he wasn't he Oh, I thought he was selling something for a dollar. He was he wanted a dollar, oh man, And that's you know. You don't bang on the cage. Guy. You don't do that. You know, when you go when you go outside of New York, City. When you go through the Lincoln Tunnel, you gotta make a slow rite. And in the summertime it's specifically crazy pack, but any time of the year it is really during rush hour. And there's a guy selling hot dogs. So as you're going and bumping a bumper you pass, you go right past his cart. So before you get up to him, you yell out, you know, three dogs, mustard, sour kroud. So by the time you're up to him, you get out in boom boom boom. But it's pretty cool because sometimes, you know, you get a little delayed and the hot dog exchange, nobody honks, nobody takes your spot, because sometimes we all want a dog man, you know. So that's why I thought this guy was maybe selling you bottles of water for a dollar. Just first of all, what don't we buy an off ramp hot dog for New York City? Baby must the sala crowd with the tifoil on one for each pocket Before you eat them, they warm up the sides of your ribs in your pocket. Come on, sour crowd alone must just when you when you make it at your house, it must have bacteria galorida. Now you're making it on the side of the freeway. Who makes sound crowd at home? That's I don't think I haven't make that at home. Really, I mean I don't know. I mean somebody's gonna make it. I tell you, man, you like I like sala crowd. That's the one thing that that reminds me. I got a little micken me man, half fire shut some good ship. You don't like some sala crowd, man. I never became a souer crowd guy. That's just not my speed. Do you do Do you eat a hot dog? Oh? I love a good hot dog, especially in Chicago, nice sesame seed bun with a pickle on it, maybe some pepper, little mustard, chopped onion. Yeah, they do it right there, right man. Very famous. You know. I just saw his film Bill. Murray plays Franklin Roseveout, the president who had polio in the wheelchair, and he plays him while he was still in office. But the president had a big est state. He lived on the Hudson upstate New York. And at one point the war World War two had broken out and the King and Queen of England have to come to America and basically beg us to help them and get involved in the war, and they stay a weekend at his house and the movie takes place over the whole course of the weekend at his house. Great movie, real period piece, But the the gist of the whole movie was on the itinerary. They were having a picnic for the King and queen and they were having hot dogs, and the Queen was like so insulted. She's like, we gotta eat fucking She's like, you're not gonna eat it right, And the King didn't know what the dude, do I eat the hot dog it? And his wife is always telling him what to do, and she's like, don't eat it. Your brother wouldn't need his I'm not my brother. I mighty too the fucking hot dogs. And they'll arguing overnight in the mansion. And then the next day he said, fuck it, man, he just chopped down two hot dogs. And the President was so impressed, and we loved him so much for that that we joined the war and we stopped Hitlor. Two hot dogs basically stopped Hitler. Would you like a hot dog? Do you take mustard? I take whatever you think I should take with my hot dog. Allow us then to put on a bit of mustard. For you, and like that, we felt America and England were back on the road to being very good friends. That's how good hot dogs are, man, I'm telling you, you have a hot dog, it's very hard not to keep a smile on your face darting the experience. Now, I agree. I agree, And who's not to get one going through the Holland O Lincoln Tunnel, grab yourself a couple of dogs and telling you folks, look out for the car. All right, we gotta move on. I think the number one pressing thing in everybody's mind. I know it's in mind. It's a it's a it's a cliff hanging up from a previous show. Let's just get into it. Did we finish the Agacy book? What happened to the book a week? We're not even doing a word a week anymore. Oh yeah, listen, let me tell you. I'm still on the Agacy book. It's got three und fifty pages. I'm on two fifty. I'm almost planning on knocking it out over the weekend. I'm gonna be doing some traveling, so I'm gonna open that up on the on the plane. I just haven't had the time to really relax, sit down and get into it. But I'm still I'm still interested. I know a book a week is not happening. I'm back at a book a month right now. Reading is good. I'm disappointed myself. Come on, you're making a TV show. But this brings me to the question, like this is this something what I'm about to ask you something that sometimes you struggle with as a an actor because now we're doing acting. Okay, so you're going away to do some stand up gigs. Now you're on the plane, you pull out the Agasy book? Is there a party you thinking? Should I be working on the script? And when I say that, I mean when Pacino was going to make Godfather, and for you as a comedian making our own sitcom, it's all version of Godfather. When he got the script and got the part. Did he just studied sleep with it? Licked the fucking pages? Well, like you know, did he read a book about author rich? One question? Are you supposed to be examining every word and how to the the I don't know. I will look definitely at the script over the weekend while I'm traveling, and know what, I do have a problem with pulling out a script at the airplane. I I see some people do that, and I go they put it away. We know you're in a show, you know, do you feel that way? I see people reading these scripts on the plane. It's like, man, well I'm always afraid the open woman because I'm a way back and coach I opened up. They just give me that look like you're not gonna get the hard way, and then look at them like, I know you got a magazine with my daughter, so you know. But again, if it's somebody famous, then you're like wondering, like, you know, is that the next episode of you know, whatever show they're in, so so with you? Now you got this thing going on. Hey, you know, if they listen to the cast, they'll know it's you got wasn't it you who told me? Somebody? Only? They flew once and Ron Howard was on the flight and he had his face in his script. Oh maybe it was in put the post his face in his script in his first class cross country seat. They said the entire way, NonStop taking notes, taking notes, only put it away to land and then you know, just left. It was like for seven hours it was an office for him, just working on that script. So stop pretentious. You gotta do what you gotta do, all right, So I will maybe feel as bad as I whip it out on my flight to Albany. Yeah, just don't laugh while you read it, because you know they know. But like, what do you? What do you? What are we doing now? You just memorizing now, because that's that's the thing, you know. You don't want to burn out on it, right, I mean, well, let me tell you. Tomorrow we are doing some casting. It's our first day of casting, and I'm going in and I'm just gonna sit in the back and what I'm gonna do is kind of start immersing myself into the script. That like, that's why I get to hear the lines being said. On the other side, I'm not gonna be reading the lines, but I'll have the script so I could follow along. So tomorrow it starts for me where I start diving into the dialogue. Okay, and listen, we get new listeners. This thing is growing like a beast. So if you just topped on, this happens to be your first time listening to what Sebastian Meniscalco has got a new sitcom pilot he's filming and they're starting casting tomorrow. Did we land the dad without saying any names? Or are we still not allowed to again? If I ask anything that you like, we can't discuss. No problem, Well we'll move on. We are still in negotiations with the father character Gool. This is a change, this is a career defining script or Gool. So we're still waiting on that. So tomorrow we're starting on the other roles. Um. I just got word today that we are going to be shooting on the CBS Radford lot Stage nine, the stage Seinfeld shot on between nineteen ninety and nine. I am King of the County, Lord of the manor Wow. I mean is it in the stars? Wow? Man? The stars exciting? Exciting? Yeah, it's like I mean that is it isn't the stars. But I mean, geez, that that that Radford lot. You could name any stage and there's some classic show that was filmed there, you know. Do you know of any other ones? Well, I mean I don't. It's like your show is for NBC, but you filming on the CBS lot. So it's the thing. I don't know, but I just know that it doesn't have to be a CBS show to be filmed there. So for all we know, I mean, they could have filmed uh who knows what they anything like? It wouldn't that be something if they filmed like threes company. Man, I gotta find out some ore history. I'll be on the lot tomorrow, so I'll be uh, definitely fishing for some lot history. Now there's ever a day for the stylists to get a phone call. It's what who I wear walking around a lot? I mean, you don't want to come off to like, hey, look at me. And you also don't want to come across as like, oh god, what's he got a hacky sack in his pocket on his He's got a show with something nice? La la la la. It's gonna be very casual for me. I might even wear a ball cap. Ooh that's that's interesting. I mean, I'm surprised with all the talk we've had about you know, nothing goes on the heads that I know. But this is a thing where you know, you're in the back of the room. It's a casting. Maybe you want to kind of conceal a little bit your eyes, you know, looking down. Who knows, I don't know, maybe is that what people do? I have to have? This is all more on. I gotta figure it out tomorrow. I'm not I'm not calling the stylist. So so when you say you're gonna sit in it back, you're gonna be in the room though that the person comes in. So so let's say you got like twenty in a row. Okay, they're bringing in twenty in a row, and after like the tenth one, you get a phone call or text from Catherine, the new assistant, which I will get to bro, I will I was. I was offended, Bro, I was a little I mean, she was a sweetheart, but whoa I thought I was. We'll get into this. We'll get into this right now. Well we will a second. But first of all, I just want to say, so halfway through you get a text, you gotta leave the room. The eleventh person on auditioning is going to think that you don't care about them. That's gonna mess with this psyche. I don't know. I don't know if you've given them a clean slate to start out of the game. But on the flip side, if they can't, you know, step up when the start of shows in the back of the room, can they step up an audience? Yeah, we'll see we'll see. I'm not doing it for any other reason to a be a part of the first casting and be get myself really really familiar with the script. So it's more, I think, for myself than than anything else. If they're thrown off by it, they're thrown off by it. It's just kind of the nature of the beast. You don't know what you're walking into in an audition room. You gotta be ready for anything. And you know, I've I've walked into a room where there's like eight people and I'm like, I didn't know that as many people are gonna be here, But uh yeah, we'll see what these people are made of. But I want to hop back on the Catherine text. I don't know, Okay, why don't you explain what happened and that I'm going to tell you what happened, so, um, well, just a little back history. As everyone knows now, Sebastian's got a new assistant, and I'm trying to roll with the flexibility, of course, because you've got some big stuff going on right now, making myself available as much as possible, and we're gonna finally, we're gonna do it at four forty five today, cool milk problem. Well before that hour or so before hour and a half before that, I get a text. Hi, Uh, my name is Katherine high Pete. My name is Katherine. I'm Sebastian's new assistant. Totally nice, very nice. I can tell already. Um she then she said, because I can't read it right now, but she said, our schedule is very busy today. First of all, can you get me a favorite role and tell her I don't like the our thing. It's like not a team. Just say Sebastian is busy, all right, to our schedule is very busy, okay, and can we push back to five fifteen and then if you could get back to us in a timely fashion, which I was so tempted to write back, does that mean timely fashion Sebastian's version of the timely fashion? Because if that's the case, I'll touch your Wednesday. So anyway, UM, you know, I understand the need for an assistant. She seems really nice and really good at what she does. I get that very professionalism. But I thought I was above that list. I thought, you know, like I'm about like, I don't get that. I get the guy. Okay, So we're sitting around, and I tell Catherine, I go, I'm gonna have some fun with Pete. I go, I want I want you to text him for me to see what he responds with. Right, good, I'll be honest to tell you what I really did. So I go, just text them. It's all. I need to push it to five fifteen and then whatever you want to put in there, just to just to beef it up a little bit. Oh, she beefed it, man. So so she sends the text, and then she texts me because I had left, She texts me pizza official response, Yeah, sure, five fifteen. I'm like, it was just yeah, sure for a minute, man, but I'm like, I better add the numbers. It's a little rough, I said to her. I go, that ain't the Pete. I know pet I know it is over there, going Jack, come here, look at this ship. Think that's got his assisted texting me. I knew that was alright, alright, here's here's the deal there. So Sadium on the Calcudhu. She's watching Scooby Doo before her nap a shower, and I'm just kind of going through stuff on the phone, waiting, you know, to eventually do the show. I get you text. I text that back to Katherine Jackie shower and I go, say to you watching school? We do Okay, I gotta be right back. I go up to stay Jack, Jack, I gotta show you this text. No, I'll read it to you. I'll read it. Think she's in the show. So I read it to it and she goes, oh, guy, you get this assistant. I go, that's what I'm saying. I get the guy. So then I go, Jack, all right, Jack, I want you to time this while she's in the shall I go, I want you to time this, Jack. Just count in your head in seconds? How long it takes me to finish this? Okay, I'm Sebastian talking to his assistant. Ready, go Katherine, Hi, um, Pete's cell phone numbers blah blah blah blah blah blah. Can you text him and tell him that I'm running about thirty minutes late and see if he can just get back to us and say that's okay? All right, Oh yeah, Pete? Thanks? All right? How long is that? Jack? And she tells me like, go five or six seconds? Okay, all right, I go. Now tie me again. I'm gonna text that myself and I text, hey, Pete, I've been running a little late. Can I go? And she goes final same time, same aout of time. Today, I could have just texted me instead of telling him. So, Yeah, I got hopped up. I knew that would hop you up. That's why I had her do it. I go, We're gonna play a little a little fun with Pete here. So that was totally planned out. Man, come on, wait, Catherine started on Monday. She's fantastic. We're up and running here. I gotta get into this because this just happened to me. Um. So, I've had some back issues probably for the last seven to ten years, and progressively has gotten worse over time. And what happens is right underneath the scapula, I get like a pinching um and it's so crippling. Take it to to your knees. That's how bad the pain could get. What's the scapula right underneath like the like the trap area and your back, you know, like the no, the back of your back, like the scapula. You know, you can say it's six times, guy, I don't just make me know where it is. I'm telling you it's all right. I'm on my spine. Where is it on my spin comparative to my spine? Okay, if you just go over a little bit towards the left or right, it's that's your your scapule on your back. Let's say about I don't know, six seven vertebras down it's like your letts almost all right down there. Okay, yeah, it's like it's like, uh, it's it's it's a It connects the upper arm bone and the collar bone, the upper home bone. All right, man, I don't know, Man, give us an episode of hat. I don't want to hold you up. So anyway, it's in the back. It's in the back. It's it's like a pinching nerve. So I go to a guy who comes highly recommended. He's an acupuncturist. So I go to him today. I fill out the paperwork in the lobby. He brings me in and he looks at me just kind of by eyeball in me. He goes, your postures really really off. Now I've had a problem with my posture again over the last ten to fifteen years, just because a I think, you know, using a computer bent over a lot, the flying, the weightlifting, the texting on the phone. It brings the shoulders forwards. So a lot of your shoulder movements now are kind of coming and making your body almost concave in the chest area, like almost like like like an eight walking around like an eight. This is incredible because I just went to a kind of practice two days ago and I have all this tube with Just go man, because I'm okay, this is okay. This is an acupuncturist, not a chiropractor. Acupuncture is the guy with the needles. Okay, I know, I know, all right. So this guy, he starts digging around in my neck, he starts digging around in my shoulders, and he also does neuromuscular massage, but he manipulates the body in a way where the things that he's doing is very corrective. It's not the massage is not for relaxation. It's for correcting your body from your alignment. So he's in there and he goes, wow, man, you're really tight up in the neck. You really type you feel like yeah, yeah yeah. So he starts working that out and then we start doing some stretching exercises. Mind you, my my back area hasn't been touched yet. So he doesn't have to take take your shoes off. So I take my shoes off. As I'm bending to take my shoes off, the nerve and the back pinches, and I go, oh my god, there it is again. And I haven't had the pain in a couple of days, but now it's back. So he lays me down on my belly and he starts rubbing my back. Now he starts hitting the rib cage and he go. He starts getting really into the rib cage. Then he tells me to lay on my side. He puts like a couple of pillows between my legs, and then he takes his elbow and he puts his elbow right in my um like a dominal side muscle. And then he starts asking me to maneuver my leg up and down simultaneously with my arm like I'm grabbing on a tree getting an apple. This is all on the side. He does this in about four or five different ways, and he tells me, huh that my rib cage was out of balance. It was shifted to the left. Have been walking around for a crooked rib cage? Man, I've ever heard of it? I got have you ever even heard of anything? Like this, he goes, I go. He was. He was shocked because he was feeling an area around the bottom half of my rib cage and there was no space, and they're supposed to be space. So he realigned my entire rib cage. I've I got up. I felt like I grew about three inches, and my breathing I felt like he could. I felt like somebody gave me a new torso, holy ship. He's guys, a good rue man. He realigned your rib cage, realigned my rib cage. Now I tell him, you know, my left leg is significantly longer than my right leg. I've had this problem sense. I think I was eight or nine years old. My parents took me to the doctor and at the time what they told my parents was put a little lift in his right heel, so that would make his legs. You know, if he's wearing shoes equal fucking jump. That's your solution. Ship it to the heel. That's the that's the Italian way of dealing with. Just lift is on. So he goes into if you're laying on your back, he goes into where your leg connects to your torso. I think it's called Oh God, I'll find out what muscle it is. It actually is connected to your um stern um. So he goes digging around in there, and then he asked me to pull my leg up and down, up and down. The pain was excruciating. And then prior to doing this, he looked and he goes, oh, yeah, yeah, definitely left. The left is longer. After he did this, he straightened out the legs. They're they're equal. Come come on, man, I mean, if this guy did both of those things in one visit, he'd be Oprah Man, he'd be on Oprah. He got legs of the same length. Now, yeah, same length just by him attacking this muscle. When when is it next time you're gonna see your father? Uh? In April? Damn not till April. All right, how about your mom? I'll see her probably next week on Monday. Okay, can we get you to get your mom on a verbal recording on your phone verifying that she's looking at your legs and that day are now the same length. If anyone would know, the mother would know. Because you've got a propensity to uh, you know, you really know how to throw the ferry dust and make a story great. I give you that kid, but this is a huge medical thing. He's straight in the leg. The ripot give you. This is unbelievable. And we're talking no pins though, right, no pens? He goes, I don't need the pens right now? I go When can I see you next? It was like I had the most amazing date and can't I can't want to see this guy again. These are the kind of guys I dream of where you walk in and you come out and it's like you want to play two hand touch. I told him, Michael, God, I could see clearer the guy. My visions better. Oh my god, I want to work out after that. I did the stairs. That's because you get more oxygen to have got the rib page. Well you mad this rib cage deal, and Lana, you know everybody thinks like you. Everybody thinks I'm dramatic. Oh yeah right, the rib kg it's I'm telling you, man, this is a a guy with a degree in this field telling me that my rib cage had come off somehow and he put it back up. This is yeah, now, hey listen, and but this is what I'm saying. The pain that men like you walk around with without without sharing with people and putting burdens on other people. I mean, I got I got a Sarah story where you literally two days ago, I went to a guy. Here's the deal, this is unbelievable. Right started with Jackie's mom who had a bad back problem. She got ahold of this guy. Apparently this guy not only is the kyo practice, he's licensed and all those things you're talking about that day, the massage therapy, you know, like, and he does the Buffalo bills the whole team, and his office is right down the block from the stadium when it bills play on the same block. So Jackie's got a problem and she goes to him, what are you doing this on the shoulder to four or five? I don't know, you would think the ambulance pulling right up to the off I know, alright, go ahead. So so Jackie has a running problem, and she and she's really into running, and she goes to this guy and he tweaks it. Over the course of like eight sessions, she swears by him. So now I got a growing situation for the past year and a half that goes down to my knee. That's like it just literally constantly aches, and every once in a while, at least once a week. I'll turn it in a certain way and like that. It just makes me buckle man my gas. Sometimes it happens on stage and I'm like, I played off as part of the joke because it's just so quick. And then I can so I'm gonna go see the guy. And my mother in law Jackie, both say listen, when you go to him the first visit, he's just gonna ask you questions and he's not gonna work on you unless he thinks you're in a lot of pain. My brother in law went to him too, and that's the trick. And Jackie's like, you gotta go in and act like you're in a lot of pain because if you don't, they're just gonna talk to you and set up another visit. So I got in with her right soon as I walk in. It's meet her and as another guy waiting, and you can either sit next to the other guy waiting, or you can sit across from him right below the TV. You have a did in the waiting room. You have to sit below the TV. You feel everybody's looking at you, don't. I don't even go near that TV. There was well, it was either that to sit right next to the guy, and I don't want to sit next to the guy. So but they got pictures all over the wall, signed by all the Buffalo Bill's players, Like I swear to guy, like at least thirty of these guys saying stuff like what you're saying, you know, thanks for keeping me on the field. Doc, Oh you're the best if it wasn't for you. So you know, I'm reading these old and I'm walking around. I'm looking at him, and she's like, guy, So I woke over with Jackie and like what She's like, Yeah, you don't even fucking limping. Guy. She's looking right at you, the receptionist. She's like, you have a fucking limp. So like I'm and she's like, really, gotta play it up. So I'm like, I really started limping around. And then at one point I'm like, look jack Jim, Kelly even, And then she calls me over again. She's like, dude, you can't act fucking chip. Don't go in there crack jokes. He won't work on you. So then I get real somber and I'm limping around. Dude, I swear to god. I look up and they have one of these reception desks that are real high and you can only see the ladies eyes and that's all that's sticking up. And as I limp across, I see all looking at me limping, and she quick looks away and I go to Jack. She saw me limping. She saw me limping. So the guy calls me in. I do I. As I go in, he goes, come down the hallway follow me, and I started limping and he goes, take your time on you when when you get here, like right, because I mean I could kick up with him, but I'm doing a fucking limp thing. So I did in there and he sits me down. And they always ask so many questions, Dude, you know how long have you had? It has any history? It is in your family? And do you just want to go? Guy? It's right below to me, it's fucking killing me. Lay me on the bed, start feeling around. What are we doing with all the questions? So did you have to fill out the paperwork too? Yeah? I already did that outside. That's the thing. I had to fill that out before I went in, two days ahead of time. On you gotta go to his computer and fill out with the scroll with the arrow on the on the body and tell him where it's hurting. So it's like, I mean, how much arcations do we need? Yes? So I go in and uh He's asking me a lot of questions and I'm halfway through the session and I'm like, dude, is this guy you canna even make me him? Finally he goes, okay, I want you to stand up the same as you as they take your shoes off. And uh and he's and and like right, and he's like, right now, is there any pain? And I go, bro, I'm doc. I'm on, I don't even know do you do the doc? I know it's a chiral practice, but it's like I called the guy bro. I said to my life my wife, I said to Jackie Goo, what do you call him? Doc? And she goes, I called him Brian. I think I opened the way man, but I didn't man, like I've been paying a man. But you know, by the time he was done feeling around making a pain go away, I'm like, side your doc, but same thing. Right, he lays you down. He lays you down and uh so, and like you know, he starts having me do these movements and then at one point he takes and puts a glove on, puts gel on it, and goes underneath my shirt and starts digging into my rib cage. And he's feeling around, and I'm telling him what I can and can't do. And then we finally get up. Oh and he and he feels my sciatic and tells me where it's stone. It's not moving at all. And then we get up and he's got a big picture of a body on a wall and it's laminated so you can write on it with marker and wipe it off. Biology time. There we go, the lesson, the lesson, this is your colladical got dollar god, the bog the dotta dude, you may as well be saying it in the Chinese. Guy, I ain't get any of this, so what But then all of a sudden we get two turns out the kid with the tolerance level of me, I mean, I I see you a twisted rib cage and raise you with I've been walking around for the past year and here a year and a half. What a torn laborrium? Oh labrium? That sounds serious, man, At least that if you were a pro athlete, you would have to shut it down for a season to uh to a rehab and he goes, or have it operated on. He goes, but you know you don't work that hard on it. So what we're gonna do? He goes, Because what you have, Pete, you have naturally uh deep. I have deep hip pockets. He goes, you can't bend very well. Even as a kid, was squatting difficult. And I go, yes, it's always in pain. My wife says, you know, I gotta stretch more. I say, I don't have a lot of flexibilities, Like you don't have as much flexibility as a normal person because you have deep hip pockets. Oh so when your hips come up, they hit bone quicker than most people's and you can't bend that much. And he goes, So we gotta get We gotta work all that area. We gotta work everything around the tear, so when the tear is inflamed, there's nothing affecting it, you know. So it's eight trips back in fourth six pop. I'm thinking about just living with the torn Labrian. Oh man, come on, you gotta get this fixed. Man. You can't let that go. You want to be fifty five sixty years old, you can't move Come on, in. No, I don't. I definitely don't, you know, but uh again, he's saying, you know, maybe we get it six better, maybe we got better. I mean, I want you a guy, I want to go in there. And he just touches my inn it though and does some Indian dance and then I'm sucking calling you up, going, I got three guys, how many you guys, Let's get a football. Let's do this. I'm telling you, next time you're out in Los Angeles, you gotta go to this guy. This guy. This guy is amazing. This guy is a type of guy where he can't tell me who he works on. He's got to just give me like hints he does. You know, I can't tell you because it's you know, patient doctor confidentiality. But I had a Hall of famer come in here, football hall of famer and about fifty years old. They wanted to do surgery on his shoulder. One one session with me, walked out and it was painless, and I said, give me what he had. That sounds fabulous. Oh god, So yeah, it's it's it's it's great. I'm getting involved in this alternative type medicine. Have you ever heard what? Oh god, you're supposed to be on your seventh book. You can't even get through a tennis novelist. What happened to that you had the nutrition is we had him on the show. He put everyone to sleep. God blessed the guy got blessed the guy that got shut down. Halfway through, he's start to see it glow. You said, I'm good, we don't need to finish that program. And uh, one hug from a Hindu guy and now you're lightened incense. Probably I love it because I want to avoid surgeries later on in life, because, to be honest with you, a lot of these hip surgeries, a lot of these rotator cuff surgeries could be prevented with neuromuscular or massage and acupuncture and all these things that are benefits as you get older. I know those kind of people are about to clean up because we're all living longer and we need that ship man downs. You need them. I mean you leave there and you like you have it, like like sometimes when he's touching stuff, I'm trying to memorize where he's touching so Jackie can do it right. No, you have like he was right there. I go. You don't feel the thing. He says, it's touching right there, and I gotta come in for him to separate it. No, you can't. You can't teach the touch. The touch is part of it's half of the battle. The guy's got an amazing way of feeling around the human body to detect and he stress tears whatever you might have. That's he can't teach that to a layman hand. No, I'm not talking about your guy. I'm talking about the average guy who's rubbing out like you know, when you get a muscle that gets with it called and he's it. Um. You know, Scott tissue gets tough and they got to loosen that out, you know. I mean, I'm just saying, um, basic rubs. But by the way, dude, can we be honest to you? How do you know he didn't just maybe give you a good nice rub down on some inner long muscle and then he told you was straight enough to the rib cage because you're gonna breathe nice for a couple of hours. You don't. I don't know who knows, but I've never been in that position before with those types of range of motion exercises. Along with the fact that these guys gotta and the elbow jammed into the side of my solar plexus, So who knows whatever it is? He sold it and he sold it well. So I just gotta ask one question, man, as this beast grows and you end up, you know, horroring like massively. Is he bumping Dr Ron on the doll bus? No, he's He's not bumping Dr Ron. Uh. Dr Ron is a staple in the in the besage community, and there's no one that we could replace Dr Ron. But I have to tell you, this guy is my guy here in Los Angeles, um, and I've been talking. It's funny, I've been talking. I talked to Joe Rogan last week at the comedy store, and I went out to dinner before I talked to him with a guy who's starting this business out here with these sensory deprivation tanks. They call it floating therapy. And this guy says, Joe Rogan is one of these guys that has a tank in his house. It's a float bank. Yeah. I did a radio show years ago when he came on and he was already he already had it, ran and raving about it. So what it is, I guess is it's a tank that's got about twelve inches. It's like a bathtub, a large bathtub, got twelve inches of warm salt water. Uh, there's about a thousand pounds of EPs and salt in the tank. And what you do is there's a top to the tank in which you close and its soundproof, no light to get in, and it's supposed to have all of your senses basically are gone. You can't see, you can't feel because the floating, the act of floating, you can't feel your body. So you know, you know when you're sitting there, even though you're sitting on a chair, you feel your ass on the chair, you feel your shirt on your on your arms. This detatches the physical from the mental. So number one, it gives you an amazing amount of magnesium. This is according to Joe, and I'm trying to remember what he told me. Gives you the benefits of magnesium and the body is tremendous as well as separating your mind. So your mind is very clear and very lucids, and you're not thinking about anything else. So he says your mind is capable of kind of you know, he does his writing in the tank. He thinks about bits and working it out and stuff like that, and the body begins to self correct itself because it's literally like you're floating in air for an hour. Now, I don't know the ins and outside this thing, but I'm made an appointment to float next week. Oh man, I'm so excited to finally have a friend who's got enough throwaway care he might find one of those states because I have always wanted to try one. I don't know Rogan that well, but I was hoping you would frevously get one. I'm not gonna try and get it. I know you're gonna get it. I'm going to a place that has I'm not gonna give one, I know, but you're gonna do it once and get one. That's what you do. Yeah, the floating pot, I get it. When you're floating for an hour. As far as your body healing itself, your body has doesn't have to do anything. It doesn't have to fight anything from sunlight to walking to just just the pain of sitting in a cheat. It's not just when you eyeballs look around. That's energy for an hour. For an hour, none of that is happening, so your body can go and do other stuff. Yeah, so I gotta, I gotta, I gotta try this out. That and the cryotherapy. Have you heard of that? They put freezing air, like really freezing air, right, Yeah, it's a you go into like a like the sealed off room and the temperature gets down to about degrees below zero and what it's supposed to do. And again, I'm so bad when it comes to listen stening to someone explain something and then I got to explain it to somebody else? Are you good with that? Like he's telling me such detail and I'm sitting there, I'm getting the concept in my head, but to spin it back out and tell someone else I sound like Rocky, don't well. I mean that's the that's the accent. Not much you can do about that. But it's not that, it's not the accent. It's like it's so like I'm illiterate. It's like, yeah, no, you going do a tank and then you come out better. Yeah, yeah, you're beating yourself up. I mean, Rogan is a very intense guy. He's been studying this stuff for years. He's very detailed with it. It's listen, you want to turn around and talk to COUDERI plates you'll show some enthusiasm and some listening skills. All right, it's a matter of interest. You told is the general just it doesn't matter. It's a zillion dollars you and a lot of and what are the only three that might do it that listened to the show. It's not a zillion dollars. This therapy is not a lot of money, man, I'm telling you cry out therapy the floating it's seventy five bucks for the hour. Who did they even clean the tank? That's the thing I wanted to ask before I went in. I go, I don't want to be using somebody else's water. Oh yeah, they don't clean the salts that are on you assaults that when the person and the people before you that day got up, they just fell off their chest and pubes and all and landed back in the bathtub. Are you are you? Are you at least the first deploytment of a day. Well, I gotta make sure I am or I gotta make sure they drained the tank and then replen of ship because I'm I can't. I can't sit somebody else's bathwater. They're gonna be like drained the tank? What part of seventy five dollars and you're not getting Jesus don't how much salt is dude? What do you think We got a warehouse back there. Yeah, bring around to payload, dude. We change it once a week on paper. Listen up, everyone, we need the entire PD and Biscuit family. On February fourteen, yea Valentine's Day. Make sure you get on iTunes and leave a comment in a rating and make sure it's a good one. He's gonna come here house and fuck your friend while Biscuit ships in your bird cage. So don't forget Valentine Day shows up off. Here's a tip of a week for those of you that have a best job. According to my guy, the acupuncturist, it's beneficial for you to stand and work then sit because what who's gonna get Who's gonna do that? You're the kind of guy that would do a bit on stage. If you ever see the guy at work, oh with the stand in or else they do. They sit on the red bull. They sit on the red bull, and you kindy going, You're gonna bounce around, going on, start getting getting chand takes some adville and suck it up a bunch of bouncy Well, I know that's exactly what I would stay on stage, but I would be making fun of myself as I'm on a treadmill, uh, working on the computer. I think at the treadmill desks. I told you my my, my sister in law's got a treadmill desk where you walk at like a point to whatever and you do your work as you walk. It gets your body moving, your your blood working. When this thing first came out, I was the guy who said exactly what you said, pull up a chair, get the carpal tunnel, and suck it up. That's it. But now I'm telling you that I'm having these problems, get yourself the stand up desk and go from there. I'm done sitting down. I'm gonna not sit down as much as I possibly can the rest of my life. Well, if your sister was doing a job for me, making a movie trailer for me, in my contract, I would have to say, anytime you're working on our project, I don't want you to be on the stay master because you're getting let you, I'm getting you're worried about you. If you're gonna trip you, you know is your shoelace tie. You're tired. You get And by the way, if you walk in when your sitcom gets picked up, and you walk into a writer's room and all these writers of banging out late at night, eating you lousy food, trying to write funny stuff you and in the corner is one guy with a stand up compute. He'd be fined by morning. Guy. You get the stand up guy out of there. What is he giving me? What is he giving me? Standing up? God? The guy? Come in? Why did I get fired? You? You're standing standing up? How creative are you being? Bend over? Stare at the screen? Suck down black coffee, do smoke? You should be smoking cigarettes anyway. God, I have to go. What I got a six forty five? I'm telling you I'm running a tight, tight train here. Man, oh my, I'm texting Katherine right now to tell me I thought I had a solid album. This is horseh it. Man. Come on, sorry, man, I'm sorry. I believe it's got a free off period in a bit. It's just been it's been a nail buyer. Alright, alright now, I understand, alright, go get him tighter. I apologize to the listeners. We're short changing you. This is totally on me. Do not playing Pete. But I got a six forty five. I got a hit. Uh, but what do you got? Taloload the Marin cass forget the Agasy book. Listen to me on Baron Talked. I talked to Marion last week at the Comedy Story. He said he had a ball with you, a very very funny guy. So yeah, check out Pete on Marion. Where are you this week? This week I'll be at Levity Live in Nyack, New York. Next week I'll be out in Royal Look, Michigan. Just added March ten through the thirteen Hilarities in Cleveland, So go to Petek Cory Elli and see all my dates. But that's a new day Cleveland Hilarities, great club, great owner and Nick coast Us. I will be at the Egg in Albany on Saturday night, and then I will be in Atlantic City at the Burgada until next week. Thank you for your listenership, and let's do this people. We said this a while back Valentine's Day. Go to stitcher and iTunes and write a review to see where that takes us in the stand endings. We did this once before about eight months ago and it really kicked in. So we're asking our listeners to go review our show on iTunes and Stitcher wherever you uh downloaded and write us a review, bad or good. We want to do this experiment again. There you haven't coming from for Dounia and West Hollywood, California. Another episode of the Peten Smashing Show. We will see you next week. Alright later, bro, the show has ended. It's great. I'm getting in fall in this alternative type medicine. Have you ever heard what oh God, you're supposed to be at your seventh book? 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