Pete and Sebastian Show 204

Published Jan 22, 2016, 9:53 PM
This rare occasion, the guys are face to face in L.A. for the show. They discuss the lack of progress in building Sebastian's house and Pete's disappointment with his own nude body in this hilarious new episode!

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You're listening to the Pete and Sebastian Show on the riot Cast Network riot cast dot com. This is the Pete and Sebastian Show with Pete Coralli and Sebastian menascals. Go Peter Biscuit, It's Jimmy from Boston Best. I would love nothing more than they fucking bust y'all. Ball of the ball. You pinch it a here in a bird cage in the back of a U haul. Why you didn't just pull to the side of the road and shipped in the wood like a gentleman is beyond me. But with all of my youthful indiscretions, I really not want to talk. I mean, back in my day, we once broke into a bar and after party in there until the sun came up and basically tearing up the place. My buddy thought it was a good idea to drop a deuce on the floor behind the jukebox as a sort of thank you, not to mention one of our other favorite pastimes. After all the beers were gone, with the lineup in a row and piste off the McGraph Highway footbridge, giving all the cards pass and underneath the free year and silked wash so bean is how we would degenerate. I think I got about a lot of talking shit about you too, mother Teresa. This week what yeah, wow, you want to start? Yeah, here we go, man, Pete and Sebastian show. We'll back this stun. We don't know what to say. Listen to how we sound. Let me it's crisp. Man is a speech Skype? Oh, this is I feel like I gotta say stuff more important. That's how good I saw. I know. I feel like I really can't stutter. Let's paint a picture. Yeah, Pete co really is in Los Angeles and this happens. Maybe what once a year we do a face to face. Yeah, usually I mean in l A more than once a year. But there's been times I've been two miles away from you in l A and we still do it over skype. So this is this is strange. I think the last time we did this face to face we did the Robert Kelly podcast in New York. Yeah, that was a nightmare. Was a nightmare. It's a little bit of you though. It's me, yes, you, I know how you feel about appearances. Man. So like even before I did this show, when I was when I was in the hotel room. I'm like, make tell him you, hey, we have something remotely decent. Well you're a little like that man, you won't do it in a moment. Then to two weeks later, were doing a cast and go, yeah you think it came in with come on, this is a casual hang Then you're in sweat I'm in sweatpants. I just got done working out. We are located at the Melrose improv in Los Angeles. We're in the upstairs V I P Room where they have a podcast studio here. And I gotta tell you, man, this is I feel like getting a cigar and some scotch. That's exactly the field. This is very masculine feel with these leather couches in this big throw rug. And then they got these beautiful wooden bookcases all around the room. Um with the brick behind it, the brick fast side, and one of my favorite touches which I always dream I have in the ladder to get the books and even see it is the ladder even needed though? Is that it's not? I don't know. It's on the bar so it does slide. I've always wanted to do that, just you know, let me climb the ladder and get that book forward, which leads us to Andrea Agassi. Where are we at in this book we started reading? For anyone that remembers from two shows ago, Yeah, we're on page one seventy two. I gotta tell you, I've never been on page one seventy two since what fifth grade? This is a new territory for Yeah, when I passed a hundred, I'm like, we're on this is this is great. Every time you flip a new page and see the number, you're just more and more proud of yourself. Right, But Derreker, for kids who can't read good, you know what I do? Sometimes I don't even keep track. I don't know if you do this when you read. I just I just read, and I flipped the page and flipped the page, and then in my head, I go, what page did they come? Man? And I look up, And sometimes when I guess low, I get like excited that you know you already have reading bits. It's only halfway through his first book and he's heard no I hear you know, let me ask it is? Are you passed? Because this is an autobiography, I would imagine you know how most books like that have photographs. Halfway through the book, Yeah, there's a few photographs. They have a couple of different photographs stops. Yeah, but not as many as I would like because I'm reading the book and they're describing a guy, and I wonder what this guy looks like, so I have to go to the internet and look. So I wish they had a few more. Oh, why are you into the photo intermission? Well, I do like the photo intermission. It took old to get to it, but when I get But the other thing too is I won't look at the photos until I get to it, even if the guy they're talking about, I know, will be in a photo. Okay, you don't skip ahead? Yeah, Like, why don't they do that? When a writer goes and then he met Frankie Jones. Okay, now, fifty sixty pages later, when you have the photo break, there'll be a picture of Frankie Jones. Why not slept the picture of Frankie Jones right there after the sentence walk Frankie Jones. All right, there's Frankie. So then you don't have to describe him or anything. I see him. Well that's the whole that's the whole deal with the book. It's the description of what I'm trying to turn it into a goddamn movie. Right, I'm glad you liked it. Though. Man Man highly recommend the book. It's really good. The writer is fantastic and is he which drives in yet not yet still not yet, which no, we he's about what about nineteen where I'm at in this book? He doesn't really have a girlfriend, no girl friends, really disgusted yet. Some crushes he has from Afar, but nothing really. Three weeks are reading and you're only at the age nineteen. Yeah, Well, this kid was a prodigy and he started playing tennis when he was three years old, so there's a lot. You know, three, five, seven, eight, was going to tournaments in Australia. He went to the the Academy in uh in, Florida to train with that Nick Belisari. So you know, when we were nine years old, we don't have no story that only went to school, we came home. This guy's lived the entire life. Guy's a man by the time he's twelve, and you're interested in it and it hasn't even gotten to him being famous yet, which speaks vibes about how good this book must be Yeah, he's just on the cusps. He just bought a Corvette. Now this is when the books get fun, because I read a lot of rock and roll bios and they always start out with an opening story about the guy when he was like in rock Bottom, you know, like he was a rock star, and he was almost half debt like Eric Clapton. He was such an alcoholic. It was Christmas morning. I was curled up in a fetal position and drunk on a bottle of whiskey, crying, and my wife found me behind the couch, and then you go, this book's gonna be unbelievable. And then the first chapter s thoughts out when I was five, my father got me of Oh with the fucking five. When do we get back to the drunk on Christmas pissing yourself? All right, I want to get so you're not even into agassy, being agressive, And he just got the core Evette. It's heating up. It's heating up. It's heat it heat it up from the get go. Because again, this kid lived the life of an adult. Uh. You know, he left his parents when he was twelve years old to go to Florida to train, uh to play Tennis says he say in these early years to Sampris mentioned like Sampers, I mean a gassy mentioned. I came across a young boy named Pete Sampers. He was the only one better than me, that like that kind of stuff. Yeah, he played Sampras when he was a kid, and he wasn't that good. He thought this guy is not gonna go anywhere. He thought Sampris wasn't good. Yeah, he's like, yeah, this guy's this guy's got no game. That sounds like me talking about half the famous comedians before I hit. But so he didn't think sam person was going to be good. He came across what's his name, the Asian kid Chang, Michael Chang. Yeah he was good. Yeah, he caused him a lot of problems because he was Chang was fast, he could and he sucking face with female famous tennis stalls on the way up like nothing ran into so and so I can't know. Girls right now are not a big part of the book. It's mainly him and there's a relationship with his father. So anyway, book is great. Um, you're in town. Let's let's let's get into this. We we we we we took a tour at the house before. Yeah, we couldn't wait to get Sebastion just showed me the house and uh, again, as you people know been with us from early on, because this is going back now too, I'd say maybe hundred and fifty episode on one fifty. By then you already bought this house and we moved out of it. To have worked one on it, it's how long has it been now? So we started January twelfth of last year, so we're a year in, a year in. So we go to see the house today and I gotta tell you, I was expecting to walk in and like I was telling you to see like papered, you know, when they cover the floor with paper because they're not done the ready to lift up the floor. Like I thought we'd be walking on paper and you're going they need to still paint there. But then, what do you think this place is gutted, folks? I mean it does. It doesn't look like it's going to be done for at least another seven months if they started trying to wrap up now. Yeah, And the concerning part for me was as we did the walkthrough, not one hammer, no one was working well that this all leads into what I'm saying. There's a giant pile of debris in the front one. By the way, folks, there's an outhouse, porta potta. I'm saying, it's a bashion. I've never hired a job. They're gonna be there so long. They've got to bring their road toilet. Oh my god, that's what you know. They're gonna be there a lord time. So they got the toilet and the place is not even close to being done. As we're coming down the side walk towards the house, there's three people, a woman and two men, and they're all standing out on the sidewalk and they're looking up at something like it looks like maybe they're looking at a bird in a tree or something. I didn't even know they were in front of the house. And Sebastian goes, oh, there they are. What are they doing? And I'm like that these were the architect and the world and the contract is and they're just looking up at the home. The home is totally middle of disarray. Not a single worker, not a hammer, not nothing. And this is the morning after a holiday weekend when people traditionally work their hard. To say we're all back let's get at it. Let's get going. How do you not walk up and just go, oh, what the funk are we all looking at? Well? How come I don't hear Rahammer? And then the lady, the architect design lady, you know that's that's that's the contractor. The lady. She's the one who supposed to be like leading the pack. I literally thought she was coming into disgust design like she's the contractor, so on top of all this, she's in charge of all this. She leans over and says, I guess Sash and got families someone to see his show last night, And she goes, they kidn't stop laughing. They said it was the funniest thing ever, right, And I gotta be honest that you're like, oh, it's great, and yeah, I can tell you like I don't. Let's this is wasted time right here. Just complimenting is wasted. How are you not going crazy? Dude, I've done it already. I've gone crazy. It's it's it's past crazy, all right. It's this. This is what it is. This is this is where we're at with it. And I there's nothing that I could say or do that will accelerate the process. But where are the actual guys that build and and bang the nails? Where were all those I don't know where the hell they were today? Yesterday they were there. I don't know if they took Martin Luther King today off they yesterday they were there. Now you're paying for this. So when you walk up, how many guys are usually working on the house? Construction work is about? Today there was five or yesterday it was five five, And when you walk up today none and there's none? Um, what are you just assuming it's lunch and you're being cool about it? No? I actually called Lina right now because she just had a meeting with everybody. I where's the workers? She goes, Um, good question. I was just I mean, that's what I was thinking when I walked up. Why wouldn't you just say to the lady, where is everybody? Because what I've said this time and time again at time I was at the house, no one's there. Where are they? Well, we can't do anything until we get the design of the railing, you know, like everything works in order. So it's like, yeah, there might be some debris, there might be some wood outside, but that would can't be cut and put up until one piece of the puzzles taken care of. So that's pretty much where we're at now. So you could all you each one of these points if you want it. But I think you told this basically. You gotta be careful because you don't want to just to toss the hands in the air and go, you know what, get someone else isn't working out, screwed. It's not even that that I'm just saying. I've said this time and time again, where are they? How come he's not here? Where's the site supervisor? And there's always an excuse of what why certain people aren't there at certain times. I'm fine with it. It's cool, it's moving. When I went down, I know, I try not to think about every time I go there. It's a thing, you know, it's like forget it, I mean, and it's it looks like it's gonna be unbelievable. I wish I could tell you more listeners about how beautiful it is, but it is so under construction. I was blown away at um because there was talk a few months back, there was talking about a February movement time nowhere near February now to clean up alone when they're done is going to be a month long. Oh yeah, not to get the outhouse out of there. It's three and a half weeks. So, yeah, you came over, you took a look at that. Um so you got into town? What yesterday morning? Yeah? I'm still I don't know. I guess you don't want to talk. No, we'll talk, we'll go what do you what do you want to talk about? I just it's blowing my mind that you're paying top dollar, your house is in disarray and there's just a lady with no workers there and not even saying why they're not there or anything. And you're not saying anything, and then you're calling your wife later going where are the workers? And it's like you gotta get back in your house. And even if they're on lunch break, does anybody do to lunch break anymore? Where you bring from home and you just sit on a bucket where you work. That's how I grew up. You didn't leave the location. Are we doing now? I'll go to Blimpee, We will go to Blimpie. You sit on a bucket even your wife made, and then get back to fucking work. I don't know that's okay. You're more angry. You're more aggry. Can you explain to me? And I don't know. Maybe because I've been under the workforce for quite some time now. These people don't work past eight hours. It's an eight hour day. Yet the construction side across the street, they're at night with night lamps. Give your head lamps on. The banging and nails like sharp is in the middle of the night, but spice it coal miners over there and three thirty and might play that. Does anybody work eight hours anymore? I mean, I don't know. Do they across the street day though? But not for you? They don't, right, No, eight hours is the max forty hour work week. Do you keep track of how much how much you work? Oh? No, because it would always be over that, right yeah, right, yeah, But you're saying these guys like clockwork sliding down the dinosaurs, and if it's a three clock time to forty five, everybody starts to taking the shovels. You know. I love that too. I love that too. When the time to clean up is party, you worked, No, no, you clock out, then you put your tools away, then you go hold on, right, Yeah, you don't clean up on the clock. And the lunch. It's like they take the lunch. It's like a union, like twelve o'clock. Everything, that's it break. Everybody lays out, even running errands they get they're running, go into the bank getting the dry clean. Is you just stay? You have had like I've seen it. Why used to work instruction, like a masonry place. There's been times where they would like pouring cement and the like head guy would grab his ham sandwich and keep working, like waiting the crane down, biting into the ham sandwich, making a living. Yeah, what happened with the food? Maybe hanging out of your mouth while you shimmied up an Then the lady thought I was from Atlanta by the way she was being sarcastic. Oh she was personality was terrible. I thought she was serious. Oh god, I mean she heard your thick act. So it's like, are you from Atlanta? It's like a Joe. Oh yeah, I didn't get it. I didn't get it. Oh that's it? Is that why you came back like like she didn't know what the hell was going on? Yes, I thought she really thought I was from But the thing with her anyway, is I'm already like already discussed. It's like this woman to me is like the reason why you guys can't get home? What you w Yeah, it's just a lot of reasons. But again I'm trying to stay positive. It's all good working. I'm actual fall to Beverly Hills building investigated. They tell you I was coming. They didn't know. The plans have been changed. They're not to be any right angles on this building. You you stop working, everybody, Just come on down home. Collect you got the week off, and we'll strain this whole thing out. Just leave it in my hand. And I think you should give you boys a big round of clause because they did. You have done a good job because other than the house being square, it's beautiful. It's gonna jump yourself. But go home now and relax for the rest of the week. I'll straight this whole thing out. It's smell of time. Somebody clean, somebody ship up for you leave. It's driving recently long distance, and then I was talking to the guys which I bringing up soon at the San Jose and PROP love those guys, but I'm driving long distance, and I was I try to keep myself awake. Do you have I have techniques? Do you have any keep yourself awake driving techniques that you could share with the list? Windows down? Okay, windows down, depending on the weather, they could be all the way halfway. But some type of air in the car. So you have to do an extended window open. Keep it open, keep it open. If you close it, forget it. You're gonna go to bed. You're gonna go once it's once it's it's gotta at least cracked. Something gotta be some fresh air coming into the car. I agree with that absolutely. I take off my socks and I rubbed my feet on the carpet. Really, I have my left foot and I just rub it on the carpet while I'm pressing on the gas. For whatever the reason that that constant activity keeps me up. Yeah, okay, that's good. If I'm listening to talk radio, I started to get tired. I go and I flip it to music. Have you ever done this? What I've done? Actually, is I flip it to music? I hate? No, Yeah, you put on something well actually, ironically, I'm not put on you in music, and I just and it just irritates me so much. It's like when you're shopping in a store, and they're playing the music you don't like, and it's just bothering you so much. It's look, we're not saying any of these techniques. Were sharing what you people are gonna make you drive comfortable and enjoyable. This is just survival techniques to stay awake. All right at your foot listen to wrap. I don't know what to tell you. So you're driving from San Jose to l A. No, No, I flew, I flew. Yeah. This was like about two weeks ago. I was just telling these guys a story. I was driving home from my parents and I was telling them a story at the club about keeping awake, and they're like, why what are you doing. I'm like, well, if I'm i'm alone, I slapped myself, but when I'm with Jackie, I haven't slapped me in the face. But like you slap your own face while you're in the car while I'm driving. Man, wait a minute, literally, I hold the story way and I just told him, but like you got a man up and keep your face perfectly and fucking a good knock to face, you get fifty miles out of that serious fucking just damn bamn, Like three at one time, I did it with my left hand is at my right hand my ring hit my fucking jaw, Oh my god, Ama, my stuff like cutch. Yeah, that should tighten you up. So so you know in a in a in a five hour drive, how many slaps you going through? Well, let's say if I'm if I'm sleeping now and I have five more hours to go, is that what you're saying. I'd say, you gotta slap the ship out of yourself about every hour. And I don't think if you really tired, I don't think my slap method is going to get you another five I mean, maybe beat somebody for coke bro I don't know, but you could get a couple of hours off this. And if you have someone with you, what jack you would do is I'm telling I'm tired, I need to smack, and she's like, okay, but off technique is don't just turn around smack me, but smack me and you know in the next minute or so, like so all of a sudden, I'll be driving and I fucking whack and I'm like, what the fuck and we both start cracking up. Because it works better if you're not ready for Because if you're ready for you always move your face. At the last second. You're like, ah, so yeah, so you tell her I need a slap, yes, but then she's going to surprise you with the slap. Well, and this is the way it originally started. She was driving with me and she was sleeping, and Sadie was sleeping too, and I gotta be careful because I don't want my wife to think I'm falling asleep with my daughter in the back. But I needed a shot of adrenaline, and uh, I can't put the window down. And my technique, like I said alone, is to smack myself. So while she's sleeping, I just did like three smacks really hard to my face. I kept driving like that, and then after like about another minute and a half of driving, all of a sudden, I get fucking smack, like all right to the face, like coow, and I go, what the fuck? And I look up her and she's cracking up, and she's like, you needed that, right, you feel good? And we were cracking up. But it really worked. I was like, holy shit, Jack, I was crying, laughing, my eyes were tearing up, and it kept me away for an hour. So ever since that became the technique just when I say slap me, that means not right this second, but within the next five minutes when you think least expected. Just But that slap came from a slap that you didn't even request. Right. But she could tell what I was trying to do. And she could tell because I could tell you didn't want to hate yourself too hard, because you didn't want to wake me up. So I figured I've blashed you. Yeah, there you have it. People, that's the that's the best I've heard anyone described the story and trying to stay up in the I drove home from Vegas at forty eight hours. I did it once in fifty six total hours. I was gushing blood, I had a concussion, but I did it, and I really did it that quick thought once. That's my motto when I'm going long distance. As long as you're awake, you should be driving. Yeah, you know what I mean, Just go keep moving. The chain's baby, I hear you. Consumers were much road as you possibly can. But someone they're like, want to stop the lunch And every second you're sitting at that counter and then you passed trucks that you passed an hour ago. Now at your back on the road and you're like, I hate that. When I drove out to l A from Chicago as me and my sister, I mean, we took turns driving the car, so it was her turn and I was sleeping. I got up and I couldn't even see out the windows of the car. It was in New Mexico. It was snowing so bad. My sister's up on the wheel. What are you doing? We gotta get there right through the snowstorms, not even waking you up nothing? What A what a trooper? Man? When you get heavy snow, you the person sitting passenger, you need them to like literally navigate with you. Everybody puts their face right up to the snow. You know, let me know what you see driving in that, man, The worst is awful, awful. You can't see nothing, especially if it's coming down heavy that the roads aren't clear. You're skidding side to side. Nothing. We went right through that, flowing through. Yeah, that's why eventually we'll moving. We'll moving. We decided, man, wait, whoa not any time because we got the in laws and stuff. But I said the jackie that they were on the couch. I go listen. I figured about a time the kids ten, we can still move her without her having like deep relationships with friends around here. I go, and then we're just going west. We're going to California to get it. Jackie can't wait. She's like, I'm down with that. Wait a minute, Wait a minute, this is a complete yeah what hip. I thought global warming would be working better by now. I'm still getting too much fucking snow where I live. I can't take it. I was I was hoping that by where our time, you know, it would warm up where I live. Like two years ago it didn't snow. The whole winter didn't snow in my town. And I'm like, right that it was the year right before I moved there. And I'm like, God's turning into Miami and for doing you. I'm going seriously, though, I just the snow whears you out because she does. And we get it so bad. We had a more than buffalo because we get this lake effect. So we just constantly get it. And like I got this big like it's a big warehouse I guess used to be a roller rink. And it's on the state that's on the county fairgrounds. So in the summertime they have cattle shows in there. But in the winter because it's so cold, Dad, they put some heat is on. They put a bunch of balls in there, and they charge you one dollar and you bring your kids there because it's it's dude, you would think it's it's like Alaska. It's so cold where I am, there's nothing to do, and you go in there and it's just a bunch of kids riding their bikes around in a circle and throwing balls at a wall, just waiting for the thaw. Wait a minute, Wait a minute, christ say these two and a half two and a half, by the way, already using the toilet. Is that unbelievable advanced? Yeah? I mean yeah, it's pretty advanced. He was about two years, three months in already banging out the toilet. And what's typical for kids three? How far along here? She as far as my kick could be ten by the time she's done ship in the pants. And I'd still say that's fast. She's unbelievable. I don't know. I don't know. I just thought it was fast. I guess about the same time. The trick though, I just want to quick safe for parents. A little side note. When you're trying to to put them get them off diapers. A lot of times you just put their pants onto something, uh, and then they'll still go number two because there's no reason not to. It's free flowing. But when you put the underwear on, they don't like the feeling of shifting in their own under way because now it's sitting there. So it gives them motivation to, uh, you know, figure this out. Because like there's a couple she crapped the pants like five times before she figured it out. But then my my in law was like, my sister in law goes, do you put panties on yet? And my wife goes no, because I know she's gonna crap, and I just and she goes, no, put the panties on because once those are up close, she won't crap because she knows now it's going to sit on the skin and that grosses her out. So it's panties and then her or just the panties. She shooting in her panties and she was just shipping. We would just put sweatpants on him when we're trying to train her, and she kept shopping in the sweatpants. Oh god, yeah, like I have to wipe Sadie up and Jackie's cleaning out the sweatpants. Yeah, but don't you go out. I think you'd have to get just a pair of ship pants. Well that's what we did. We went to Walmart and ship sweatpants like different colors and they were because we for training, but she wasn't not She kept doing it and we kept yelling at why do you keep shooting in your pants? And that's what my sister was said, because there's nothing between her ass and the sweat so when she ships, it just goes right down a leg that doesn't bother her, Like she'll be playing with her iPad and she just ships herself like a homeless person, you know. And I'm yelling at it, like don't you feel that coming on? We've been through the She just so empty, fucking pop a pig that you shop yourself like you watch pop a Pig or whatever, puppa pig. Yeah, even I know that pop a pig. So yeah, so then that's in the system. Was said, Yeah, put it. You know she won't ship now because then I'll be sitting on her underwear and it works. Now forget. I'll be upstairs and she'll literally I'll hear it downstairs. You're like, Daddy, I I want number two in the bathroom. Come down here in high five me. Come see it. Come see it's ridiculous. You understand the flush and all that. And yeah, by the way, when you flush, do you when you flush, whether it's number one and number two, are you always do you always make sure the top cover of the bowl is down before you flush? Neither do I? Now. Jackie has been on me lately. She's like, when you flush with the top open, She's like, all the germs are shooting out of the toilet into the air and to your face and everything. And she's like, what about when you're in a stall, uh, like an airport? Do you like cover anything when you flush? I don't go no, I just stand there. I Flush's like it's shooting up in your face. I've read stuff about that, so I thought it's going down. Well, I mean, yeah, the water is all going down, but the initial to push the water down and shooting just I don't want to start name of diseases, but everything right into the mouth man is right. I don't know. I mean, I've been fine. I thought you'd beyond that. I thought you'd be going Oh, I put the thing down and I pull away. I've often wondered why there was even a lid on the toilet. I never used him. I know right, I never used it. Do you ever go walk into If I went into your bathroom and your wife had been in there before me, the lid is gonna be done. I gotta lift that up now. Yes, yes, not for me. I wouldn't do that, but yes, but S would do h The only time I sit on the lid is when my wife is taking a shower and I want to talk to him. You ever do that and you just sit on the ball. It's fantastic spots because they can't walk away from you. You know what I mean? Don't walk away from me? Stop? What is that? I love you? I was why you wanna watch the Notebook. Good news, football fans, The playoffs are underway and the big one will be here before you know what. The bad news is when it's all said and done, another long, dark off season awaits. 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And for those of you that no, no, I'm not going to give anything away. But the just of the story is uh, a mother, UH is in a caravan coming back from a campground and she's got two of her kids in the car and three of her nieces and her husband's in another car. She ends up getting into into an accident and eight people die. That's all I'm gonna tell you. If this was a DVD cover and you're reading the back, they'd give us more than you gave me. Well, the documentary, the way the crash, the type of crash is insane. It is insane. It's insane how it all went down. It's insane because the documentary has to do with her husband and her husband's brother's wife trying to find out what went wrong with Aunt Diane that day. Well, we can give a little bit more because it was in the news. Okay, So so in a nutshell, what do you know about it? Well, all right, everything that you're saying, but I know that she was driving on a major highway, um in New York, in the New York City and the try stated area, going the wrong way head on towards other cars, and for a significant amount of time, what be fifteen minutes or something, even the distance was one point seven miles in the wrong direction, going seventy miles going seventy miles an hour, with children screaming in the car and the kids calling their parents saying there's something wrong with Aunt Diane because she's doing fucking seventy and and this lady wasn't known to party or anything like that. Um So, so then these autopsies and stuff, because they were you know, was she drunk, was she not drunk? Was she high? Was she not? And and then there's this massive hate by the survivors towards the husband. I mean, I would never if I was the parents that lost my kids because your wife crashed, I would never forgive. I would never. I'd go with I couldn't be like you have that someone get attempted, murdered and then they forgive the killer. The fuck is That's what I say. I totally say I want to forgive him, just so they put me face used to face in it. The last second, I fucking punch him in the face. His faith GIF you, I can't believe that. You believe that the funk? Oh god, Yeah, I never understood that either. It's all good. Everybody needs forgiveness. No. This documentary, I mean, I'm not gonna say it's making a murderer, but it's a very interesting how the husband has dealt with the fact that a his wife killed seven people. One of them was his kids. There was one survivor, the son survived the entire crash. Everybody died into the caravan except for the son who was five years old. He's still alive, which was their son. Their son with the other couples, all three kids. It's awful, awful. So that's my recommendation for the week. There's another. I heard this through the grapevine. Do you know there's a Rocky documentary? Have you heard about that? On all the Rocky movies with Stallone in it? Really it's on Epics. Okay, I don't know if anybody's got that channel. I'm trying to stream that. I'm having problems getting it, but highly highly recommend going to see that. I haven't seen it yet, but it's got to be fabulous stuff. A stallans in it. I spoke to who shall remain nameless, but he had done the majority of all these major boxing films. He's, Okay, here's gonna do. You're gonna come out. You gotta throw two and he's gonna throw two. You're gonna throw one. Uh, and he's gonna throw it to anyone. That's pretty much I see all the time in these fights. It's like rockhom Stockholm bow. I said, why can't we invitate real fights. I'm gonna come out and move you actually see some head movement. I'll keep my hands a little lower so my face exposed. But I want to see footwork and whens the whole thing. I said, I'd like to see a polop come out of the corner and throw three right hands bang bang bang. That's ridiculous. No one get hit with three or hands. I go Rocky Wood and Apollo. Is that good? You guys, I'm not doing it. There's no I quit. If you want to do that, I go, all right, any quits now. He was looking at me like, what did you do? Who's gonna do this? He's gonna choreograph this. Uh so the director goes, well, it looks like it's gonna be you. Now, why don't you go home and write it all out literally right, like a screenplay that had never been done. I had a problem on my flight from Boston. By the way, I'd like to thank everybody who came out to the shows in Boston. Um sitting there and I don't know if you've ever had this, but you know, I'm very very pleasant with the flight at them. Thank you very much. I appreciate that. Would you like some you know today, I'm just gonna relax or whatever. Yeah, like hey next, Yeah, a woman not treating a flight at them and with respect. It's kind of like, uh no, thank you, no pleases? Is it my place to get involved in that? I just feel if I get involved there's nowhere for me to go. No, no, well that's a five hour deal right from the get go. I don't like this. I don't like the behavior here. And I was gonna say, excuse me, you won't lighten up with But then I'm there for six hours. So what's the obvious move? I don't know. We all know when the way, when the flight attendant comes back over, you're extra nice star. But he's a lesson to him. He ain't paying attention to me. As this is the problem. I pay attention to other people. I don't think people give that type of attention to me or you. You know what I'm saying, Like our our our radars always on. I think people are in a bubble. They're like they're this guy who was in his and then he's laughing. I don't know what he's laughing at as his computer, but he's like laughing out loud. You know, is it that funny whatever you're looking at? Is it that funny that you gotta like vocalize the laughter. So what I'm saying, is you like this man at all? I didn't like him at all. We don't talk. I didn't talk to them once I've got a string now of seven straight flights where I haven't spoken to the person next to me at all. I think I've gone a couple of years. I don't say a word. I don't say a word either, but sometimes they say it to me, so I gotta respond. I grunt with the hello. I just go ahead like that, just like that. So when you arrive at the seat, there is no salutation. There's like, no good morning, there's no nothing. I'm always the first, No one ever beats me to the seats, right, so I get to see first. Then when I don't buckle in because I know people come in, but once that everyone's in, hat down, buckled in. Just clearly. Not a talker, man, I'm totally with you. I got a problem now of what people are putting up in the overheads, because I got my suitcase and I'm gonna put it up there. How do you feel. I'm sitting there looking into at the thing and the things packed. But a guy's got his two hats like to like, you know, hats that have a brim, like him and his wife have these like two straw hats, and they put those up in the overhead. Now, if you put those in the overhead. Is it my duty to put that ship aside? Or do I just ram the ship right into the head. It's a tough call. They usually stay when you open up, when you're in the area where the hats are. I was. They were staring me down like you won't believe, like if they if they could. Their thoughts were like, you better move my hats. I'm surprised they didn't get up and said, excuse me, we'll take care of you know, but I'm sorry, hats don't belong up. You know. That's from when checking luggage was free. So the only thing you put in the overhead it's up with your hat up there is something that's hugely valuable space right now, there was an umbrella up there. Do you travel on in the No. It's a tough call. It's a tough call because sometimes I gotta walk from where I park and I'm strizzling and I want an umbrella. But then, like you said, I'm not bringing an umbrella, I'm not flying with it right. Yeah. I used to fly with an umbrella, but it was so small it fit into my bag. It was a little fold up one. Yeah, it was real small. This thing was you can fit three people onto this thing. Well, it goes into back, it lines the back. It's not that bad. I'm sorry. I don't belong up there. You don't, it doesn't. You shouldn't travel with an umbrella that size. I have to tell the listeners what arrived this past week in Male We got the core Elli's gift and and something that we would never buy for ourselves, but we absolutely love it. I gotta show you a photo. I don't know if I should. Oh, you actually got ice creaming? Yeah, that was last night. We uh, we bought some ice cream and we have these ice cream bowls that Pete and Jackie sent us with. Um. It's actually it's a twofold. It's a it's like a stone bowl and that stone bowl keeps the ice cream cold and a wooden bowl kind of. It sits in a wooden bowl so your hands don't get cold while you eat it. And I gotta tell you, I think this works better than a freezer. Yeah. So yeah, it's such a nice gift. And I got the Sinatra uh sent Penny Hill edition Life magazine that I was just traveling and I saw it. That's all very nice, very nice. Commemorative peace and yeah, so gifts are have been given and Sinatra wasn't a Christmas gift. I was just traveling. Nice sift. Alright, it's a gift. It came in an envelope. Anything that comes in an envelope that I gotta open again, all right, So I gotta thank you for that. Very nice man. No, no problem like that. So I gotta ask you have you been using the coffee machine? Is? Do you like the coffee? And if you don't, that's that's fine because because really you're coffee guy. Yeah, so what have you been You just been doing espresso coffee? Well I figured it out now because this we're talking about the espresso machine. There's a couple of things to this thing too, you know, because I'm very particular with my coffee. But then you know, you come down and you just the machine takes these pods, and you know, the first morning I come down, I'm like, I don't want to deal with my steam impress. I'll just throw this in and then you cut two. It's like three weeks later and you haven't steamed a press coffee since. Because the convenience level. I love espresso right after dinner, so I have coffee in the morning, espresso right after dinner. But the pods, the espresso ones, they look the same, but they're not as deep. And I didn't realize that at first, So so I thought I was putting coffee in and it would when it has an espresso pod. It stopped short like espresso. So I kept yelling at Jackie, fucking things already broken, and because then I would press it and it would start to go again, and then it would stop, and I didn't realize, okay, So thought now I wanted to double espresso, so once again, and I go, fucking stopped again, and I'll do it like three times, and then she goes, what's wrong. You gotta fucking hold that. You gotta hit it three times to get one cup. And it took me I was doing that first. So for a week I'm drinking triple espressos thinking I'm drinking coffee and that the machines broken. Everybody. End of the week, I go, oh, jack that's an espresso, that's what. Because Lina bought me a sample of what you guys did that has a whole tray of every pod that they make, and and then it tells you below what it does and he and that's when I first realized. I saw that, and I go, oh, it's an espresso pod. I've been drinking, so you wanted the full cup of coffee. That's what you wanted for in the morning. Yeah, this was in the morning, and then afternoon I like an espresso. And then last week wrap my parents and uh, I come downstairs in the morning and Jackie's going to pour a cup of coffee and I go, oh, no, jack that's she can't drink the caffeine. And I go, oh that's uh. I go, that's caffeine, and you don't want that, We'll make you some decaff. And then Jackie looks at my mom and kind of smirks, and she keeps pouring the coffee. And this is a pot I already poured myself some out of and and she goes, should I tell him? Mom? And my mother's like, I wasn't gonna, but I guess we have to. And Jackie's like, you've been drinking decalf. This isn't even And I go I thought that. I go, I'm not fucking tired, I'm not waking up. I'm not good, you know, because I was about a cup in and my mother goes, I just, I don't drink caffeine eated, and I didn't want to make two pots. And I knew you wouldn't know. And I go, it's not the taste, it's how it affects my body. I need a certain amount of caffeine. Man, do you feel like like if you didn't know caffeine, if you stopped drinking caffeine, it'd be a crash. It would be a big, big problem. And I do want to wean myself off this caffeine, I really do. I mean, I've been on a caffeine so long I don't even know what I feel like without it. I mean, when did you start drinking coffee? What age? I guess. I guess right after college is when I really got into it. How are you? How are you going to college to stay up? Um anything? Just yeah, I guess I don't really remember drinking coffee in college. You know that was like I would drink water or you know, gatorade and Snapple geez, you know, well as a kid, yeah, but you know I was doing those like ripped fuel tablets. You ever take those? No? Oh man, they outlawed them. They were so good. I used to take to two of those, and I used to be wired from morning tonight. Took two A dose tablets. They had like a fedron in it, so it was like I was copped off, Like I used to take no dose Yeah, something similar. Yeah, okay, so that's what I'm getting that No Does jul Cola that was the other one cola and no dough the lightning. Yeah. I took no dose once when I worked at that masonry. I worked Saturdays for time and a half and I was so hungover from Friday that I popped like four No Does and went in at seven totally, Hey, this is great. By about eight thirty, the sun was hitting me fucking sweating. My whole body was shaking. They let me go lay down in the corner and shaken. Kill you right, What were you drinking today? Oh? That was like a like a speed drink speed stack, which I normally don't drink. I was just at the vitamin shop. I picked the one up because I knew I was gonna be coming to a vitamin shop. No, I see those all my life. We have one by me and Jack and I said, have you ever been in a vitamin shop? And She's like she did for some fish pills or something. But I've never been in there. What are you getting? Do you take vitamins? No, you don't take any vitamins nothing? Wow, that's it. Yeah. Sometimes, no, I don't take any vitamins. Man. I take it like little packets, you know, like little multi vitamin packets. Will see little a little fish oil, some zinc every day every day. And then I've been taking some digestive enzymes lately to kind of like make sure the digestion processes. Yeah, just in case if I go off the diet a little bit. Hopefully that kind of regulates me. It's been working pretty nice. How many pills you I have been taking? How do you have time to eat your stuff? And so much throw here? I took so many vitamins once that I sometimes it took too many at once. So I took these vitamins. I did a little water chug and I belched and shock came out. How many you'll see? Wait? What do you do so much stuff for your body? Oh? My goodness? So like my mother mother kiss eat all right? Enough with these pills. I mean, from the hair to the toe, there is constant work. Speaking of hair and toes. I'm on this new item for hair and nails. You got a vitamin for hair and nails. I make your nails healthy. I don't know. It's supposed to make up strong and then strong what just to kiss your nails start to fall off? So but why do you take you prevention? I don't. I do see old people men when the toes get brown, then tone, nails get like And I was wondering how would I avoid that happening? And once they go would can you take stuff to make them again not be would are they just would full? I don't know. Well, once they become petrified, I have no idea if there's a reversal on that. That's why I'm on hard now. Yeah, yeah, I mean I hear you with that. So how many pills did they take? Would you say about how many different size? I mean over different sizes, But I don't know. I gotta say twelve twelve a day day. It's a lot of pills for you guys, not even sick. Right? Is it all in one sessiony? Or is it spread out? Threat? It's spread out. I can't do it all at once because I start to feel like nauseous. Yeah, so every you know, maybe two or three in the morning, another four with lunch, and then at dinner. Um, there's just like this royal uh lana was taken at this like be pollend, Like it's called royal jelly beat pod and what the hell it does? But that through a couple of why I'm buildings, you're like the guy to call wash if the extra dollarday duty undercarriage. Not all the plastic from all these pills are not plastic. But you know the capsule? Yeah, yeah, what is that stuff we're putting in us? What does that mean? Is there a certain amount of us you should have your stomach trying to digest in a day? I don't know. I thought that was just they made it out of the vitamin. Is that part of the vitamin? All right? That would make sense. It's all mixing in together there, you think, So, I don't know. I mean, if not, can you just like get the liquid inside and just like just pour it out, drink it out. I don't know, who knows, Maybe we should. I don't know. Now, what do you think would happen if you, starting tomorrow, went a month nothing without vitamin nothing? I mean, how do you gauge how you feel. You know what I'm saying that, Like, if if I stopped taking vitamins for a month, do you think I would go, Oh, man, I need my vitamins. Yeah, I mean, I don't know what I would be like a smoker just hitting the size of pockets. My vibe. Don't even stop the car. I gotta go back in the house. I forgot my vitamin. I mean, do vitamins give you such a different euphoria that if you didn't have, like if you started taking vitamins tomorrow, would you go, Man, it's just unbelievable. I don't think it would affect you at all. I don't know. I mean, I mean there's vitamin stores everywhere, so I mean it must be working. I mean, you you you gotta glow. To get the true glow from what I'm hearing around town, you got to start taking h g H which is that that's you know, that's come on steroids. Me. I know, But what I'm saying is that people that are really glowing are on human growth horm a lot. That's terrible. Yeah. So if you look around town, especially if you go to the gym that I go to, everybody is glowing. They don't even need to put electricity or lights on it. My gym, that's everybody's on it. They take it like it's uh, like nothing's gonna happen. You take that stuff, you have to think, within ten to fifteen years, you've got something growing in your body that shouldn't have been growing there in the first place. Now you rage, man, anyway, it makes you rage. You don't need that. For those of you that are in the human growth hormone, look more into it, because I'm supposed to from what I've read online, it's supposed to accelerate if you have a tumor and you don't know it. It's supposed to accelerate the tumor that's already there, the cancer that might be. Yeah, so see, I got yeah, I don't know, manill the vitamins we did. I did take these fish oil ones for a while way back we lived in New York City. I have to dinner every night, Jackie, w bring us something. I know that stuff is good for you. I should well, no vitamins and okay, well then get yourself on some. Let's do a test. Wh take some vitamins starting February first, No I won't. I won't keep it up. I'm not gonna travel with the vitamins and ships packs. Did they come in little packs? I forgotten. I was just in Walgreens today get a toothbrush to his past two days. Been rubbing my fucking finger with toothpage because I left my toothbrush in the last hotel. So you think I'm gonna leave my I'm gonna forget my vitamins everywhere. Just put them in the bag. Just put them in the bag or with your computer to not that hard. You pop them on the plane. What are you doing on the plane? Just crack up in some vitamins. Oh I didn't beat that guy and you do that to you. Well, it's funny you say that vitamin fucking nasty. My father in law believes that you shouldn't take vitamins in public. That's something that you should do in private, Is that right? I I it's right up there with flossing, Yes, popping in vitamins because you do that, little annoying head jake, So you believe it should be the privacy of your own home. Yes, okay, I'll go with you there. I'm sorry I even't mentioned airplane. The dangerous, abusive tills, all sorts of tills, all colors, all shapes, all of them smaller than than a bullet, but just as deadly in the wrong hands. It was a family member recently, but they had the stiff neck. You have to hang out. So that's when you say something, go just fucking come until that's bad. I go, you do anything about that? And he's like, I got bang gay honest, And I'm like, I don't smell the ben gag. He's like, it's well they haven't. Now it's sentless. I feel like it's not working. Yeah. I felt like the smell in ben gay was the main ingredients for it to get in there. That's why it's even when they invented it. The owner of the company say, can you get that stink out? And they got Now that's what's making it work. Trust me, We've been trying for months to get that out. That's the thing. Why would they have that smell? Like it's perfect? And he goes, it's good, but no, you don't stink. Can we make it stinking? We got that out? Yeah, Now it don't work, right, man, I'm telling you that's what I feel about anything that has a stench, like Lana is like, I think we should did you smell that? And I gotta ask you this because you have a child. But Lana was saying, you know, I think we should start buying some organic green cleaning solutions for the house, like for the floor, for the sink. And I said, I don't know, man, I'm a bleach guy, right. If I need to get something now, I'm putting on some bleach. And if it stinks, it's work. I did the green stuff made out of like bumblebeer and it ain't getting it out. Well. We it's funny because we make well, Jackie makes our cleaning products. Yeah, we got my sister. Yeah, it's online, you get it if so many people do it. It's one part vinegar, one part distilled water. So we make our uh the stuff to clean windows and we make the household every day cleaning to clean the floors and stuff. So we have to and we have them two separate bottles. But he has the deal and Jackie uses that religiously and she makes it all the time and it's a vinegar thing. But once in a while, like like let's say, Sadie, like you know, you know, well maybe she hasn't thrown up. But if there's something real bad, uh, then the bleach comes out. Yeah. Yeah, she's like, oh, I got it works good mayor spell get the bleach. No more games, because yeah, you're right, bleach kills to murdering machines. What I feel? Four oh nine? Yeah you we I'm out the stuff where you where you spray it and it in the stain, it starts to like almost liquify like air. I'll give you an example. Let's put a little wine on the counter last night at the four oh nine. I left it on there, came back in about a minute. The thing was almost gone. I have to rub it that organic ship you put put it on there, you dislocate your shoulder. I know, I know, man, I don't. What are we gonna have a wine spell story every fucking show? Now? What are you doing here? I've been doing with the wine, and this is something new. Maybe the listeners want to try it. We've been decanting our wine. That's when you put it in its own bottle. Put it in its own bottle, let it breathe a little bit. So I've been transferring wine into the decant and every once in a while, I'll get a little splash on counter. So that's what I So when you pull the wine, my parents have one to my mom, no Irish drains cheap wine. You old wine. When you pour it in the decanter, are you basically saying we're going to drink the whole bottle or can you still leave it into decanter for a week? Great question. And when I opened a bottle of wine, it's a commitment. You or Lana and I feel we've got to finish the bottle a lot of wine and a lot of wine. No, it's not, but yeah, but it's just it's it's two glasses. It's very mild. So I don't think anybody's getting panked off two glasses of wine. And if you are it, then you're not a big drinker. So my father for Christmas got us this thing called the Cora Van and it is a wine opener. But the wine opener is a very very small needle that popes through the cork and it uses gas, so I guess it fills the bottle with gas, so no oxygen gets in there, and you pour the wine through the cork of the of the bottle through this apple ratis So this allows you, in theory, to drink a glass of wine from let's say a bottle that you might have from You don't want to open up the whole bottle. You just want to glass and it preserves the bottle over time. So why because after you pour it, that pinhole just goes away. Yeah, I don't know how the technology works. Wow, but it's supposed to be filled with this gas. I forget the gas that the that's this Casio two cartridge or whatever that fills the bottle and also fills the cork where no arro gets in, so the wine stays. So if you had a beautiful bottle of wine and you want to just a glass out of there and not the whole bottle, you use this. When does it end? Man? I don't know when do we stop making ship? When did we just come for and see? We got everything tapped? It's it with tapped. We don't need any new drinks, no new cakes, no new any kind of ship except medical. That's it now. And by the way, bro, how long does a human being deserved to live? I mean, what were these ages? Now we're getting into an area that I wouldn't even want to get to. What do you think is a good age to just check out. I'd like to check out around uh, eighty two. But if i'm you know, relatively you know, physical, still doing my thing at that. But then again, I know some eighty two year olds that I wouldn't want to die if I would end. They look good, I know. So it's all this and how you look. Let's say if you are eighty two years old, but you look a hundred and eighteen. Yeah, or let's say you're seventy five and you you look like you're you're dying. Uh, do you stay? That's how you feel. That's the thing. It's how you can feel great because you look like ship. Though that's fine. I don't mind. I mean, I don't mind looking like ship after a certain age. I mean there's certain parts of my body, uh, my private area, if you know what I'm saying, It looks every bit my age. Do you think your private area has changed over the course of the last ten years? It has aged worse than my face. I'm not kidding. If you lined it up with some others that were younger, you would definitely go that those are the oldest balls in these photographs. Just yeah, not even just like a man of forty five, but a man who's like what they look like? What have you been out at sea living a rough life weathered? Well, you have nothing to really compare it to unless yeah, my own No, from twenty years earlier. Yeah, we got photos of it. No, but I have a general idea. I remember looking down when I was younger and not thinking, Wow, that whole thing just looks antique. It would be interesting. Still got thick clock going on down. Yeah, you're doing great. I have no age, not at all. No, No, no, it has. But what I'm saying is, I would like if I had a photo of it when I was twenty and now that I'm forty two, and do a comparison, and then then I think you could really see and they go, wow, did that change? I mean, I'm going off memory, you know what I'm saying. So I see it every day. So it's just like when you see someone every day, you don't really quite see them aging, you know what I'm saying. Well, yeah, so that's what I'm saying. I mean, because you really don't see someone aging when you see him every day. So she's still saying, I still even though I see this every day. I'm still looking at it, going wow, this thing's aged. That's saying a lot does Jackie think? So she looked and going wow, this is this is old. No, she's Can you say to her and go, look at this. Does it look like it did fifteen years ago? I could say that, but yeah, you know, I mean, but with us opinion here? Yeah, well she's like she she has an opinions about by the way, you know you no, once only once that I ever do a trim sitch down there. Dude, you would have thought I told her I have a male lover. She was so turned off by that. So that adds to the age situation of it because there's nothing like grooming or anything going on that this so it just runs its course. It's had a very nine seventy look, so I don't know, maybe if you did that you can make it look different. But she's very big into a little just some muscle, you know, like sometimes like someone will come up or something and I'm like about a man and she's like, yeah, he's fit, but I saw his arm and it was like, God, lift a weight. So if you men out there, sometimes we focus too much on caudio and you're not. You don't really lose weighting caudio. You sweat and you feel better, but you can read your magazines. Just you know, pump a little weight, put a piece of gum in your mouth, and just get in there and just lift some weights and give you a lady something to hold on to. That's it. Nothing like get in a little weight, some biceps, do a couple of flies, keep it tight. You have a pad of buddy, just like go to pat him or something. He's been working out and then you hit him. It's so solid. Even you go like, why I even working out? Imagine what a woman feels like what she touches you like that if a man saying it right, hit it. So that's that's what I'm always trying to make sure. I just got a little maintain Just I'm not a big guy, but something you know. Yeah, no, I hear you. Are you a wait guy? Yeah? I'm thinking we need a photo. You might give him your your camera. You take a photo of us. We gotta get we gotta get this up on the up on the site. Yeah, it's crazy that we're not even do you do you have a camera on your phone? It's his iPhone six his iPhone six. What are you kidding me? Things unbelievable. You can't even find a damn well because I keep just think you'd be on the on page. You're searching in a folder for the camera. What I'll forget it man. By the time you get it, then again here you go forget it? All right? Should we look at him? Well, yeah, this is a candid Yeah, this is how these are way better. No, seriously, ever get a photo when someone shows you a photo of you with them or something, but you didn't know they were taking a photo of you, and then they showed that's the one you want to say, like looking out cool, I look just conversating the way right, the way? It's natural? Yes, natural? Look, So now we'll do the post one though, right, got that big white, rinkly loose skin and old balls? Gross? All right? Do you have thanks? Do you have a certain polls you do for photos? I mean I have a prefer if I mean, if you really want to be vain, this side is better side for me. I get a little hair calic over here, and with some photos it almost looks like it could be a bald spot because of the way the hair is like turning this way that way, So do you situate yourself on the left side for the photos? Do a little duck there? I got the same I got. I got such a same move that it happened to me again. Last week in San Jose, girl wants to take a photo of me with her friends and she goes, she puts the camera down like this. She goes, God, smile like to me, like joking, But but I was smiling. But it was just like it's you're like, smirk, Yeah, yeah, it's my smirk. Why what do you gut? No, I I don't do a side. It's just basically the same smile in every photo. But I noticed when people take photos with me, it's particularly women. Women do this leaning thing. It's like a lean and then a turn, so like their body is facing me, but then their head is facing the camera. You know, they turned to the camera and they almost leaned down at a Most women who are taller than me, they duck to my level. Have you noticed that, Well, most women aren't taller than me. But you're in great company, dude. Every superstar is short at something but not shut. But there's not you. I'm six and a half inch six and a half. All right, I'm five ten. That's not short. So I'm not that much shorter than you. How many women you come? Oh, I see what you're saying. So you're not a short guy either. Really you're sure you're five ten? Are you getting five ten out of here? That's a stretch, man, I'm looking I'm five time. Let me say, let me stand up next. Well, I mean how many inches? Ain't that much taller than me? I mean maybe three four four four inches? Yeah, so that would make you you like five e? All right? Well just to see who, all right, whoever might agree with who? Let's tell him your shoe size again? Because your shoe size is more in line than a five A guy, A nine? Nine. It's even more crazy than I thought it. Nine. Can we get a little tiny dance a little bit? John? Right now? Where you're going, where you're gonna be? And um, let's let's wrap this up, all right. Well, I'm just keeping it simple. As far as you go to Pete Kreli dot com, all my dates will be there. I met the Melrose improv here in California this week, and then Levity Live. Nayak. I want to say two things. A new episode of the Pete is coming out. Um, put a little time to this one whole night Infalo Hotel, all night long, I mean in San Jose. It's kind of fun one. So go to my website sign up for a Pete and in February eight my Marc Maron appearance. Well you can download it February Mark, WTF catch Pete on that we have still playing there. That's great, man. Just check out Showtime anytime and that's where you could pick up Pete on demand. You could also pick up Pete on Showtime if you check showtime dot com at the entire schedule there of the entire month of when Peach Show is going to be airing. Before you plug yourself, are you going to get into how it went what you meet in Greek? Because I want to hear about that before we are ye. So, Um, what we did this time around is we did this uh we called it an encore events, so people got a chance to come back, stay age take photos. Yeah, yeah, they got these like lamin and you say backstage, but you come back out on the stage on the stage and they come back out into the showroom. Yeah, there's a curtain. I respect the fact that you got your lunch. You though, right, I mean, this is that you're doing. You're hosting what's the name again? I'm sorry, man, Andrew, you're hosting this cast for us and you're hungry. I went to reload the meter for the car and what do you do? Feel some hot water there? Make yourself some lunch. He made souper. This guy isn't even a Mexican even illegally banging nails and he still eats storm lunch. Your crew, they're all at h I don't know who. It is, all nothing back stage wings. Yeah, yeah, he's eating right, he's working through his lunch. School. Can we get an update from Lana before the end of the show to see if anyone came back to work that she's gone. She left, she's she's getting her nails done. Man, Yes, for that all right? Anyway, so you had to meet and greet with you, you come back out onto the same stage, Yeah, with the curtain drawn because there's another show. So this all goes on behind the big behind the big curta on stage one. Ideally you would like to have them on stage with the curtain up so they could see what we see, you know, the seats and all that, but this we had two shows, so we couldn't do that. So they come back, they get laminance anything they want me to sign. I signed. We take a photo as a professional photographer there. The photos are uplade uploaded to a website where people could go pick off and pick the photo. But if you want to take a photo with your camera, you could do that too. Then there's a Q and a anybody want to ask me a question anything. I feeled all these questions, and I thought the first one was a little strange, just because the first time I ever did it. The second one was fabulous. Asked me questions I got into, like my life, and people wanted to know about my father. I want to know about Alanum and do we have a sister? And how did you get in the comedy? There was a twelve year old kid there. He wanted to know what my favorite are you in the music? Because he's in the music. We talked about playing the piano anyway. It was great. I loved it. I'm going to do it again, but I'm not going to do it. This one was a separate purchase. You had to purchase it separate of the ticket I don't like that. I want it in the ticket price, where you get a better seat, you get a v I P entrance, and then you get the meet and Greek. The meet and Greek is kind of like the gravy. But I'd rather have the people pay the money for a better seat rather than you know, an extra cost to come back and meet me. And I gotta tell you, I'd love to meet everybody after the show's I've done it my whole career, eighteen years. I've always been out there meeting, greeting people, taking pictures. And I want people to understand that I would still do that if it was logistically possible. It's just not possible anymore. And it's just too many people. There's two many shows. I can't do it. I just can't do it. So this is what we've come up with the best UH solution for it. Now, let me look at the calendar here. This week I am going to the Parker Playhouse in Fort Lauderdale and Friday, and then the Tabernacle Theater on the twenty three, which is in Atlanta. My comedian Cars airs a week from this Wednesday, so January that comes on. I've seen it and I don't like watching myself. It's a little Yeah, it's a little unnerving. Um it is. I'll be in Albany, New York, February thirteenth at the Egg and then we'll kept off Valentine's Day February fourteenth in Atlantic City at the Bragado. So there you have it. This. I wish this would be the norm. I know you don't like to face to face. I know you like it underneath, very mellow. The past two shows, it's it's throwing me off a little. You're you're, you're, we don't want you. You never hopped up. I have always like this, and everything is ever since I did that stupid lipped in interview, what you've been answering everything and talking like um so, I I mean the last time, we gotta fucking take a walk with you. But you're just in a really in a same place. No, I don't know what it is, something like uh, that's like keeping you vitamins. I don't know what it is. It just as as you become more familiar in the public eye, you have to be more refrained. No, there's nothing that's been pissing me off, like pissing your wolf. We just went to your house. You're paying top dollar. Nobody's even here, all right, you're just in a very y the way it is, things happen. I'm by the way, DJ lou is. The mattress, the Casper mattress is on its way. Oh, I thought it was installed. I don't know if it's installed, honest way, by the way he goes. It's just the mattress though, not the box springing in the frame. I'm like, that's not that doesn't matter. That's the mattress is all that mad, Yeah, that's it. You can put that on the floor. Well you should have a box bringing a frame on your own. But like if you get a burger, you don't go with the cole slaw. You got the burg Yeah, yeah, what does he want? I'm not a little yeah. So uh. And I'd also like to do for anyone who remembers a couple of times we had on the show. Lenny Marcus, one of a few friends that we had on the show, engaged getting married and Lenny. So congrats the Lenny very nice. Alright, man, there you have it from Hollywood, California. We have Pete coming coming through here, and it was it's always a treat to do this live, but no telling when the next time this is going to happen. Maybe in ten years when you move out here. Should we go drinking tonight? What are you doing? So? God? Alright, so figure it out. Good hanging man, Hang, Thanks for listening to the Pete and Sebastian Show and we will see you next week the show has ended. I felt like the smell in ben Gay was the main ingredients for it to get in there. That's why it's even when they invented it, the owner of the company said, can you get that stink out? And they go, Now, that's what's making it work. Trust me, We've been trying for months to get that out. That's the thing. Why would they have that smell like it's perfect And he goes, it's good, but no, you don't stink, and we make it stink. We got that out. Yeah, now it don't work, right man, I'm telling you that's what I feel about anything that has a stench like Lana is, like, I think we should Did you smell that

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