You're listening to the Pete and Sebastian Show on the riot Gast Network riot cast dot com. This is the Pete and Sebastian Show with Pete Craeley and Sebastian menascals. Go Pete, biscat, It's Jimmy from Boston, Pettie. I once said that what was your trip McNeely, Well, this ship has gone way beyond that after hearing your fanboy reaction to watch text. If I'm you j J, I'd stay as far away from Pete as possible. Otherwise he's gonna have you in a well placing the fucking lotion in the basket. You know what I'm saying. He'll be prepping to make his very old wat suit out of your skin that he's gonna note Delpy, where will he takes Sabio trick a treating this Halloween? So needless to say, Pete, Yeah, man, crush, it's not to get a little too creepy. It's time to die all that shit way back. Trust me, kid let up. It's been savinized in fifteen days since you took you love with I'm go out all and sleep allly since too you love We since you've been come like, I can do what hour I can see? Who will at you? I can leave mound, dinner in a fancy ester, nothing noth faking take way the store than nothing. Come t Peter Sebastio. We started from the top. What are we doing here? That's a whole I don't even is this started fresh? However you want to start this? Man? This has been. Where are you? Where are you at today? In a mood? Because I'm in a mood? What kind of mood are you in? I'm floating out here? I need to hang dude, I need to loosen up to a guy. You what, what? What do we got going on? Just let it roll? What we got fucking going on? I'm shirtless, sweating in a in a house with this Have any nine boxes behind me? Wait? What? What where are you? You're in your o? You went back to your house to do the cast. I have to do the cast in the house because that's the best internet. The hotel is iffy. I don't know if it's gonna come in or not. So I go to the house and I go in this office where there's no room, there's no air conditioning. I'm basically naked doing the cast and I got a chip on my shoulder for every time I come back to l A, I get upset. I'm sorry, what are you getting about the house we're looking at? May? You're looking at May? Now look at a May. We went to go to look at an apartment in Santa Monica. Was beautiful. It was furnished and had the forks, the knives, the sheets. And then we get a call yesterday saying the owner of the place once to maybe sell it. He got an offer to sell it, and now he's considering selling it. I'm like, and the rental properties out here, I'm telling you there's the inventory is very low and uh, I can't live out in this hotel anymore. It's putting a strain on the relationship. Yeah, it's it's no good man. What was the last time you rented? What's this is like? Man? Like you you go? I got a home we were looking at long ago. I got a home. Why am I on the end of these guys driveway seeing if I can make it deal the rent? Yeah? I had to fill out an application, that credit check, Come on, man, application three specials of fourth probably around the holidays. There's your application. I'm talking. You just want to say, turn out of TV. Uh no, but listen, we went to the regular role of trying to get the damn place. Now we found out yesterday it's no longer available. Now we just want to go look at a place today. That's why I I had to put the cast on hold. We were supposed to do it earlier, but I told you, listen, I can't do it because something came up. To Something that came up was there's a place two streets down from where we live that's gonna go on the market tomorrow for a rental. We got the first peek at it. Lana loves it. I didn't fall in love with it, but it's probably the best option out there. We're probably gonna go with it. Now we gotta rent furniture. I mean, listen, this is a whole or deal and uh it's it's reached. It's reached a boiling point. And We've had a couple of listeners either tweet at me or Facebook message me in regards to they think I'm getting robbed. This is taking longer than expected. I'm not going to go into details, but there's a lot of moving parts in this place. This is not just breakdown a wall, put in, putting some what do you call to by four's seal it up and paint it. This is c this is this is uh wallpaper on the ceiling and stop. Now I'm wondering elevator with with the amount of work it has been done, you would think there would be uh, not only an elevator, but a rooftop pool, wine seller, wine storage, just wine storage. Now any chance we got um? I think it was like I saw in War of the Roses with the Michael Douglas. He had a very tiny little sauna, man, a little wooden see the sauna for one maybe a one or two person sauna. No sauna, but uh steam steam shower. Oh so a shower that can be a steam room, like oh god it that once in Mexico my hotel. But glasgows all the way up to the ceiling. Right now, we're talking waterfall and on the pool, redoing the fountain, the waterfall that that's waterfall we have there, We're redoing it. This is alright, this is heating up. This is heating up man. Yeah, it's uh, it's a lot going on. We've we've extended the scope of the project and we talked to the contractor today. It was one of those contracts or just one of those conversations where it was like, listen, this is taking a toll on us. We're not happy, we're displaced, you know what. You know, it's just it's just goes on and on, and uh, I just need to get into a place. I need to have some stability in my life. I'm living out of a bag and I don't mean to get personal, but I'm going to. I got no underwear on today. I don't have any underwear, no clean underwear. I'm freeballing it alright, alright now, now, now this is affecting all of us. Yea, no, hey, listen to being honest. I hear. I gotta be honest to man. Uh I felt for you recently, despite all the fun places you've been. I was like, god, man, that guy, probably because I came home to my home and you know what, the creaky was staircase, that this that it's home. Man, everyone's got that home and you love your home. And uh, it's gotta be wearing your death, especially to know with all you, the age you are, the things you've done in your life. We don't put ourselves in no situations. Much like the other day. I had a see I didn't want and I was going to go to the airline lady and see if I can get a new one. But I knew she'd say no, and I didn't want to hear no. So so so here you are renting you don't even want to be. Then you agree to one, and then the guy says no. You know who you're telling me? No? Your age? Right? No? What? Yeah, I don't need I don't need to be hearing Now you're crossing your fingers for another one while you got a goddamn fountain being built. I got a fountain and I'm homeless. I don't understand it. Man, and and Lana and I have gone over this time and time again. You know that, Uh, I you know, I'll lay it out there. I didn't want to do this project. I thought the place was fine enough to live in. But she wanted to do it. And I'm not blaming her, but I am. Uh. You know, it has gotten weight out of hand, and uh, we're suffering. I got a financial suggestion here that might alleviate all this, dude. Yeah, I'm serious man that I'm thinking YouTube should look into buying a Pierre de Tare you know Pierre de ta? How is is this another one of those things you're mispronouncing. I don't think I'm it's Pierre de ta. I think that's how you pronounce it. But basically, I mean, you can google it if you can fanetically figure out what I'm saying. But it's the It's the French word for a small, all one bedroom apartment in the city you don't live in. You should get a Pierre de ta in Manhattan. You know what I'm saying. Yeah, I gotta let this up. Please Pierre to to what Pierre to tad? Don't make me say the last Pierre to Tad. That can't be right in any language. I can't even Google. Google just came back and said, is this Pete core reality that's saying that I don't want to sleep? Don't even it's a Pierre de ta. I know that. Hold on, I'm gonna google right now, w w W Google Pierre to Tom. You found it. It says Latin friend, But what is it? What are you? What is it saying? Though French word for no? No? I Google? Google stumped. Google don't even know it. I mean I could call Jackie and she knows it. Hey, here we go. I know a guy there. It's pure, it's a frenchford foot. It is a small living unit. Yeah yeah, I pronounce it right. It's it's I turned it into an Italian word. That's what that's what you do. A small living unit, usually located in a large city. Listen, I've thought about that. I've actually thought about purchasing a secondary home and almost using it as an investment property after this, or throwing my mother in it. My mother is looking for a damn condo. But I'm telling you, this place is here in Los Angeles for those dwelling here in l A. There's no room here. This ain't for down't you. I've seen the houses and for Dawn't you got long? You've got space. There's things that you could do with the property. Or here it's like condensed. There's really nothing here. And the prices are through the roof. Yeah yeah, I mean the prey. Come on, man, the prices are insane, of course, But I'm saying in New York City, why, I mean, especially it's an investment. The prices are going up and up and up in New York City. You to us. You know, you love the vibe of the city, the restaurants and stuff. Your mom would love going there. Not to live permanently, but you get yourself a one bedroom with a when a nice pull out couch, it says yess And you just know, every time I go to New York, I got clean sheets, I got a clean shower, I got my place. Maybe sometimes you just go to New York for no reason, but you just hit the restaurants. Yeah, I know, but that's not really an investment property if you're having it there solely because you want to go to New York for four nights. Investment property is renting that thing out you're in. You're out to pay for your mortgage, and that's pretty much it. Well, well, no, I know, I know you could rank did out, but I'm talking about the idea and how whatever it's worth now, it's gonna be worth twenty times at no time. That's New York City. I'm pretty soon they're gonna pave the streets with gold. Literally. Yeah, it's getting crazy. So but I hear you, man, I hear you. So let's either that or let's just bring in some Italian guys to really like kind of lean on these. Uh yeah, I was. I was even saying, listen, you know, could we work something out, I mean over time, I mean something, I mean just to accelerate the process. And it just doesn't seem to be going our way. It seems like Lana and I were talking about it seems like we're always on the opposite end of getting raped financially. Do you ever feel like it just never works out your way when it comes to like a deal or whatever. It always seems like we're running uphill. Like today, I give you an example. We sent our ouruget you and to get fixed. It's under warranty, but you know, the warranty expired on one of the bangs were like seven days past and it's gonna cost some money to fix the bag. You know. It's like sometimes it's just the ball don't roll your way. And I feel like that's been going on a lot with us in regards to things like the house, luggage, whatever it might be. You know, getting overcharged on a bill. You know, I just like you check out of a hotel, how many times this happened to you? Check out your time? There's some weird charge? What is this? Oh? You know, no, that's the mini bar. It's like I didn't even open up the mini you know. It's like, yeah, uh, let's not forget that guy from Australia hitting you, hitting your push and everything. Yeah. Yeah. By the way, by the way, I got the thousand dollars deductorable back on that. Couldn't believe it's the thing. There you go. You don't remember the good times, You'll remember the bad times. That's true. Listen, I listen. I got nothing to complain about. My life is pretty damn good. It's just that right now I am swimming in uh, just discomfort. And it's just been tough on Lana and I just because, to be honest with you, I haven't been in a good mood. I've been walking around with a huge chip on my shoulder. Yeah, but I feel like I see you in Lana coming all right, And we all know how nice Lana is, so let's just put her aside and focus on you. You guys got retail written all over you. You're paying retail And I'll tell you why she's so nice. And you if I leaned over to you and you're gonna buy a couch for three grand and I was selling it to you at the store, and I leaned over and said, I'll give it to you for two if you dont You're literally got. I don't do deals, guy, even though I'm getting saving you a grand you go, I don't do it. You're not a haggler. You don't want to do talk. What's the price? I mean, I'm out? And that kind of bleeds into I just feel like you've never gone in and just went to town on these guys, like what the fuck it's going on? Where's the moat? And then they go what and go where's the fucking moat? That must be keeping this project? To me man, because I don't see the fucking mode. You know, you're not doing how you're going in there going oh oh, they can see my body language. I got a chip on my shoulder. Oh no, I've I've said time and time again. It's just I've said to them in the meetings, I said, can we accelerate the why is this taking so long? And then we get these explanations, so it's like it's like it's a fight to know where the next move is. All right, pack your bags, take your hammer, and take a walk. But then I'm left with two by four's and wires hanging out of my ceiling, and then what do I do? You're right, You're right that it's times like that way. You don't you wish you just had like like an Italian cousin from Chicago to take construction like vain. I'm flying you and your whole team, and I'm putting you up at the fucking holiday and you're doing a job. You know what, I've even thought of that. I got a guy in Chicago that does this stuff. It would be cheaper for me to fly him and his brother out here and put them up. Then what we're paying these people to do it? So do one room, finish the master bedroom, living it. Why you do the rest of the house. Now, I'm not talking about you guys. I'm saying, have your buddy have them living it. Yeah, I should just have them just work on a separate half half of the house and just tell a contractor my buddies are gonna work in room one and two while you guys work on the rest of the house. Don't pay any attention to them. They got their own plans. I'll just say I'm gonna bring one buddy, he's not gonna work on anything, but he's gonna sit there and read the paper and what you work. It just makes makes me feel better. I bet that would really pay that guy five hous an hour, feed them, put them up in a hotel, and just be like every day when they get there. I want you to walk there and sit on a chair and a letther jacket and just keep an eye on everything. Yeah, anything, you got a problem? Cool Sebastian, Who'll let you know why I'm here. You might know who we are. We know who you are. To understand we got off track? Are you? Started by saying you're a little upset with Jackie and you know you got caught off So what's up? Jackie took my cell phone and updated everything. So she does like, dude, I don't know about you, but like I'll be on the road and she'll call me and she'd be like, update your phone tracker, and I'm like and then I'll come home and she's like, you have five apps that need updating? How do you not update your apps? I just don't understand how you don't update your app I'm like, well, I don't even what are you talking to me? She's like the a with the apps, and I'm like, yeah, but dude, every day there day one updates. I mean, what are they changing on these apps? And every day they making them better? Oh they wake up. Oh it's even fucking better. Update me. Man, Well, my question is, how does Jackie know that you need updating? How's this? Oh? Because so many times will be on the couch and we're we're bullshitting about something or hanging out and we go to Google it and I don't have my phone or she has her, so we're sharing each other's phone, you know that kind of stuff. And then like I needed and she's always fixing my phone, help me on my phone. She's she's taxable. Yeah, so she goes, I go, oh, I go, shit, I forgot to charge my phone. It was like ten minutes before you and I were finally going to do the show. And I go, I forgot to charge my phone. And then she goes, oh, I've been charging it because I just updated your phone. It's been updating for the past hour. So initially I go, oh, hey, all right, thanks, thanks. She does it all the time, though, and then like I go to you stuff and and now they graphics her a little different. I hate that, dude. Yeah, I think you should be responsible for the updates on your own phone. Man, No, I hate the updates. I mean I get used to a certain font That's what I'm saying, if you want to right, right, man. That's like I'm driving my car and then I come out to the garage one day and they go, oh yeah, it's red. No, it's sucking red. He used to be black. We turned to the red overnight. Yeah, yeah, I Damatia. And I gotta tell you, speaking of Sadie, the Internet was running slower a few days ago because people kept commenting on the photo that was posted on the Pete Sebashi. She almost shut down the internet. Yeah, no, that was very nice. By the way we did. We went on read the wall. That was very nice, dude. Yeah, that's she's like, uh, she's like a little celebrity. Yeah right, I mean ship me cash well, I mean the whole idea, Like, she's got these two friends next door, these two little cute girls, and today they were all in a hammock, all three of them playing around, and I go over and the mom is out there too. I know the mother. Now, real nice lady. They live next door and I go, uh, I look at the mother and I have my phone out, and I go, sorry, I hope you don't mind. I just got to get a picture of all three of them. It's too adorable and Sadie's grandmother is gonna love to see this. And then I talked to Jackie and she's like, Okay, I don't want to think you gotta ask permission to take a photo. I'm like, I don't know, right, was that weird? Should I have asked? I don't know. If it's somebody else's kid, you know them, I think it's just kind of almost said that it's okay to take a photo as long as your kids with him off the two kids we're in the hammock, and Sadie wasn't there. I'd get a little get away from the hammock. God damn, what would you do if I get kids on a swing and someone ran up and took a photo of your kid and then just took off. Would you chase him? Yeah? Well, I don't know, what do you do? What are you doing? I mean, your kids fully clothed, and you know it is what it is? Oh man, So I got something that happened to me up in um Portland. Yeah, did you go to the night thing? No, but the guy got I don't have it with me. It's at the house, and I need to really thank this kid. This kid. Uh, the night thing wasn't gonna work out, so we did not go. Uh it didn't work out logistically. Plus half of the place was open on Saturday, the other half wasn't, so we just couldn't make it work. But the guy was nice enough to come to the show and bring me a pair of shoes my size by the way, Yeah Nike. Oh beautiful man. I know you wanted to say Nike, but you went with the Nike. Yeah. Well yeah, I'm I'm outvoted, right. Yeah, so the guy and I gotta get his name. I'll definitely give him a shout out on the next cast. I don't have to give me a card, but anyway, nice of him to bring me two shoes. Portland's really sweet people. But I got it, and I told him at the show, clean up, Clean up the city. It looks like burning Man at port And there's so many homeless there and this is not homeless. Where down on my luck. I'm a war veteran. This is like eighteen years old, and uh, they think it's cool to beg for change, you know, that type of homeless. Yeah, you find out a lot in San francs Francisco. They like, uh, poor me that I'm rich, you know that that homeless ship. So so they're yeah, they're they're all over the place, and it really kind of interrupts your flavor of the city because you're walking around and every three feet it's hey, man, change, Hey, it's like you kind of have to me and Lana. I don't know if I told you this. Every time we pass a homeless person, we fake like we're in an argument. It's a good move. Yeah, we do. We do this whole thing where we see it coming. And I turned a lot and go, I ain't doing that, and she goes, well, I didn't. I wanted. And they're like, oh, we're not gonna get involved with this. You know, they don't even bother. So try that next time, do a fake argument, walk right past them. No problem. Listen. I get changed every once in a while, but I don't have this type of change. No, I don't. I give down on your luck. Change. I don't give you know, vagabond. Yeah, you see they're playing guitar smiling. When you're homeless and you're smiling, you ain't got a dollar from me, Man, you gotta look despair hopeless. Man. Yeah, don't cracking joke. I'm not into the cracking joke. No I got I just got that. Outside the breakfast jointly came out guys like, spare dollars, s I don't got a doll I'll take a fiver a ten like. I haven't heard that one before. Man, Even if I was thinking about giving it a dollar, my hand just pulled back out of my pocket off that one or the clever sign saying, Hey, I'll be honest, I'm gonna drink with it. Um, you know, can you get? Yeah? There used to be a guy on the subway in New York City, uh who was almost really well known. The guy had no legs. I don't know how that happened, but he would come him down. He had a big coffee can and he would just use two hands, and he had gloves on each of him because it was knuckles, and he would just kind of swing his whole body with his two hands make his way down then the train car. By the time he got to the end of every train car, dude. I mean people would throw in their fucking checkbook and the coffee can. I mean, I'm giving giving bank accounts every dollar on me. I think I threw my ringing there once crying everything you got his can? He he makes he does like one car gets off, has to go to the bank, make a safety deposits drop before he can come back and hit another car. But then these then these other ones come on and they're like playing funny songs. Keep walking. It ain't. This ain't comedy hour. We've had some complaints about Conman pretending to be blind and cripple. Oh I'd love to help you, man, but I ain't seen hing. I scept on that land mine and via calm back and sent me two pain. You were in arm so a week where um I wasn't um sang bang dang, lot of places exactly. Take it to an open mic, man, I hear that. So Portland's well, yeah, I just I don't know. It's I don't like looking at those days dirty. They're depressing. It's very depressing. It's depressing. And uh and we checked into the hotel. This was a nice hotel that we somebody had said if you're going to go there stay at this hotel, and to be honest what it was, it was pricey for Portland's He's not like New York prices in Portland. So the room wasn't ready, so we went to go and get a little breakfast. We came back, they stored our luggage. The front desk clerk went to go get our luggage. And you have worked front desk before, so let me throw this at you. Lana bought a really nice kind of tote bag, kind of a vintage looking bag that she uses as a carry on that has these cool straps and buckles. Well, it's not the most durable of luggage and it's got a wouldn't type a handle. So what the guy did was he took the handle, you know, the handle that comes out of the suitcase so you could roll it. He took that handle and he turned it. He cracked the wooden handle off. So if you cracked the handle off somebody's suitcase and they were there watching you do it, being a veteran front desk guy, what would be your move? Oh man, that's that is a unique one, because this is a manario I would like to say, being the kind of front desk person I was, and how I felt about the job. I was good at it, but I was I was really annoyed with people always trying to get a free buck. So let's say I was behind the desk and I literally saw my bellman right in front of me, grab your bag, twister. You did it. Well, it can't be me because I usually didn't normally, but the bell wasn't there, so that himself, alright, I have I'd have done that where I've carried the bag. I'd be like, I'm sorry, sir that your bag broke. I mean, I can talk to my GM or my front desk people about the price of the bag and seeing if there's anything we could do to have a repair. That's exactly what i'd say. Okay. Then and then I would go in and I'd say, there's this fucking guy out there. Oh my god, apparently he thinks I broke his antique antique in wooden bag. I like the way you would handle that. It's very professional. It really takes the pressure off the guests. This guy tells that's not how I feel. Broize how you feel, but that's what you would probably do. Yeah, okay, Well, the guy breaks the handle and turns of us and goes, oh, you know, it was like that uncomfortable us where I'm looking at him and he's looking back at me, and uh, he goes like. I was like, yeah, you know, like Lana could be like very sweet, but when she gets like she could be very condescending to She's like, well, yeah, that wasn't the handle. You're supposed to pick it up, you know, like she'll say it in a way like you dumb, you dumb mother, you know, but it comes off sweet. So he goes, oh, I could have engineering see what they could do. Maybe they could like glue it together, you know, a super glue to damn thing together. Now in my head, I'm like, super, we're getting a new hand a lot of this. Well, I mean, but that's something he generated, something he didn't. I just didn't want him to to glue nothing because then I glue with and look. So I'm like, all right, So I took the bag. He took the bag up, checked into the room, and I have to say I was underwhelmed with the size of the room. It was very small for the price that we were paying. But do you feel like you already had a bad taste in your mouth because of the handle. Yeah, even if the handle wasn't the factor, I would have still had the same feeling about the room. But since the handle was broken, I was even more you know warm. So and a lot is normally the one that you know, looks at the room and goes, not this ain't this ain't gonna happen. But the both of us were in agreement that the room wasn't really up to standards. It's only gonna be one night. But still, if you're paying some money, you want you know what you're paying for. So I said, let me brush my teeth, let me let me listen, to lay down a little bit, because we've been bouncing all all that. We came from Vancouver. It was an early flight, so I go, let me lay down and I'll give them a call. No sooner did I say that. I get a phone call from the front desk manager saying, uh hi, Mr Menascalco, Uh are you happy with your room? And I thought that was a very odd question. It's just to just to kind of lead into that. And I said, to be honest with you, I'm not. I'm I'm little disappointed on the size for the amount of money we're paying. It's just a little disappointing. And she goes, yes, I just checked to see the room that you were given. And normally we give upgrades to American Express clients. I go, I'm I'm on some American Express deal. Um, I've submitted an upgrade. I just have to have it passed with my managers. So just give me a minute and and uh, I'll call you back and I'll let you know what we've what we've come up with. I said, oh, that was very nice of you. Thanks. I get a call too minutes later, Sebastian, we're gonna move you to the presidential suite. What how the hell do I go from a standard room to the present Then Hull sweet and probably the nicest hotel in Portland. So we go up. The room is huge. It's got a dining room, it's got a living room, it's got a secondary bed bedroom that's used for an office with a TV. It's got like a a kitchen quarters where if you were going to have a party they could prepare food. It's the beautiful bed, the whole thing. So the president was going to stay in Portland, this would probably be the room I would guess, and I have no idea why I'm in there. So we get up there and she leaves, and even Lana goes, was there a reason we got this? Why? I mean, why why are we? Wow? We just like to take care of people and upgrade them. And if we have the upgrade, then normally you get an upgrade. If you're on floor nine, they move you for the floor thirteen, and they say that four floors is an upgrade. Right, But but this is like, so I'm as good I go. Is this because at a bag? Now you've been in the hotel business. Is this because of a bag? No? I definitely think it's because they've figured out who you are from from stand up comedy that I'm gonna lie. When I checked in, the guy says, oh, you know business, But I said, I actually, I'm performing at the Vogue Theater down the street. Oh yeah, I don't understand up comedy this and that. So normally, uh, sometimes we tell the conciers in the hotel, Uh, I'm performing, and if people are looking for anything to do, send them down to the theater. Right. So that's what we're starting to do now when we check in, we just mentioned it and hopefully they'll you know, send people down. But that's good, that's yeah. That's the second thing that I thought of, Uh, did did I get this because I'm performing down the street? Along with the fact that the suitcase busted, regardless of how we got there, it was worth breaking the bag. It wasn't because, I mean so you never found out completely why. It's because the bag didn't need to be broken. You would have got the presidential suite. Once they realized you got up to the room, someone more important said, who'd you just checking? No? No, no, no, no, you know he's pining. No, no, like we just looked him up. Let's let's get him somewhere else. And this guy is doing some things you know could have been But I'd have to say that bag had a lot to do with it. But I've never gotten an upgrade from a standard type of room to the presidential suite. Maybe a room with another sink, maybe a room with a sitting area, or maybe one one extra chair in the room, but never from that is extreme the presidential suite. I've never stayed really in one. Ever. Well, let's make an out now to see if this is just the once and once in a coincidence thing, because it's not. It's happening more and more. Dude. Let's listen. Let's just not get to the point where it's a month from now and you're going. So the guy comes up and says, do I want to go for a ride in a jet and a Navy jet? And I said, it's this because I'm wearing a T shirt that says go Navy football. No, no, it's because you've done some things, all right, So my question is the tip on that Uh no, way, No, that defeats the whole purpose. Man, You're right, I didn't. I mean, you know, the guy who's carrying your bags from the old room to the new room. I'm sure you're throwing him a five or whatever. Right, Yeah, but you don't. What do you mean you don't go down to the GM and go here's a hunch. Yeah. Yeah, they's your first road here on that rye. So that's nice. That was nice. That was nice. Whatever. You got an upgrade like that, like I've had that happen once, just for a coincident, obviously, but yeah, I got a big room like that. You start going, oh, my mother was here, she had that way. I shouldn't. I wish I would have travel. I could have brought my sister, as I said Jack, I could have brought my whole family. We could have did Turkey didn't know. Why. Why is it all of a sudden you go right to the family, You go right to like my mother would love this. Alright, people, let's get it going here. You have season long fantasy football team, maybe going strong, looking good, but you don't have to wait till week sixteen to get paid. Man, put your skills to the test every week this season at Draft kings dot com, America's favorite one week fantasy football site. One week fantasy means no season long commitment. You got an engine playing no problem. It's like a new season every week, so you never stuck with the same player, especially if they stink. And get this, Draft Kings is crowning a new millionaire every week this season. Every week this season, new millionaire. You could turn your love of football into a life changing pay day. 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Is it on the showtime website yet? Do we know? Probably not, because I literally got the announcement about about four hours ago, which is about the close of is in this time? Okay, I'm at the site right now, and no it is not available. Well, once it becomes available, we're gonna post that to the Facebook page, and it's gonna give you all the times that the special is gonna air over the next month and a half. So make sure you keep checking our Facebook page for that. But as of now it is not up, but I will keep checking to see it when it does. So there you have it, Pete Pete's gonna be on showtime. Give us the date again Friday night, November Friday? Now, are we doing anything? Are you were you gonna be that day? No? It's funny because Jackie's like, uh, and she goes, of course you're not home that weekend, And I'm like, what if I was? And She's like, what, I thought we'd have everyone over. And we watch it and I literally I go, oh god no my first reaction, and she goes, why not. I go, man, I could not do it? And I go sit there and watching with other people. I just feel way too uncomfortable, feeling like they gotta laugh because I'm there quotion accounting with a giant airplane boring seven forty seven. I always want to like, go into some fancy bar that night when it's gonna be on. Just get in there about twenty minutes before you're going on order a drink and you're alone and just have that moment with a boardtend that looks at you and at the TV and goes at You're like, yeah, that's me. I'm just having a just having a drink. That's cool. Yeah, that'd be cool, more like a because very rarely do you walk into a bar they got a showtime special. But if you were on like the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, which I'm sure you're gonna be on promoting this thing to be cool, they just go in there and if they had the Tonight Show on, just to do that and just say yeah, no, just just just having a moment to myself, and then the whole bar starts recognizing that you just came in. That's the thing. You can't even tell them to put the Tonight Show on. It has to be on, so you don't have to be on. Yeah, you can't be like, hey, can you put on Tonight Show? And then you go oh yeah, no, yeah, yeah no. And this is uh one of those things that I kind of hope would happen, just just to see it, just for the story. You know. Sometimes I played these specials on the plane. I would love for someone to be watching my special and me sitting right next to them and just tapping them and go on, this guy any good? Don't don't? Oh man, did you hear that? That's my stomach? Wow, I'm the juice again. We're juicing. So do you you got no one to wear on? Sure? Sitting in boxes, sitting with a stomach ground, they probably think you're fucking vagrant. He's trying to get some sleep. Um, God, what the house? And my dad's in Italy and uh skype with him? Every skype with your father? No, oh man, my dad is yelling like he is outside with the lawnmower on into the skype, especially when he thinks it's far away, like he's in Italy and I'm in l A. He thinks he's got a shout through the computer for here in order for him to hear me. And it's crystal clear. So who's he in Italy? I mean, where is he in Italy? Back home in the homeland, he's going back to where he grew up in Schuffal who sicily, who's actually owen tomorrow morning? But he's been to Venice so far. He went to Santa Margarita. A couple of day trips to Lake Lugano, Lake calm On, he went to Porta Fino, he went to Milan. So this guy is bouncing all over the place and uh, he's telling me five is gonna be seventy next year. He's telling me that he doesn't even have the aches and pains he has when he's in Chicago. He's got neat problems. He went to Italy, he's running. I don't know what the hell is going on over there. Oh man, he's revitalized. He's where he wants to be. Maybe you think you think he might hit you with uh, I'm moving here. Well, I do know the his family. My grandparents had a three flat there that they offered to my father and his brother, I'd say twenty five years ago. But at the time my father had no interest of going back. He was kind of in the height of, you know, trying to get his business off the ground, working at Ton, raising a family. He didn't really want to have anything to do with Italy or Sicily, where he's from. So he said, now go ahead, you know, sell it, get the money for it. And when he went back with me about four years ago, he was kicking himself in the ask that he let that property go because his mother also had a farm there that they also sold. So that's basically could have been his kind of retirement location just to go four months out of the year while it's snowing in Chicago. He could have left and went back to Sicily. So there's just a lesson there for those of you that have property and uh, you know, are thinking of getting rid of it or whatever. It's always nice to kind of pass that along because I'm thinking that could have been mine. I mean, that could have been Lana on Arms for our you know, like we could have passed that down generations. You know what I'm saying. Your family got anything like that, Well, my father in law has got a nice piece of He's got three acres on the top of a hill here that looks down on the lake. It's stunning piece of property with horse farms all around it and just a little tiny cabin thing. But yeah, I do worry that when he passes on, like Jackie and the brother are gonna split it up. But listen, there's one thing you gotta understand, man, What if your father didn't get rid of that land and then he had a couple of lean years when you and your siss were really young and he said to your mom, we'll go into that land. And then you moved and you grew up in that land on that land in Sicily and then right now somewhere all over Rome and Florence. Stead being Italian comic opening up his act in Italian by saying the week I had today, little can we make something say out of Italian? The week I had today? You kind of little mingos panice. It could have been that if it was always a ailable, your dad may have said we're packing up and moving there, and then we wouldn't have got the American stand up comedian Sebastian. Yeah, I don't think it would have went that far, though. I'm just saying for myself and for my father and for our family, it definitely would have been nice to have property in a foreign country, particularly where I'm from. You know, my grandparents house. We could have had my grandparents house coming. How nice would that be to take my kids when when we when when we decided to have them and go back and go your great grandfather lived here. Yeah, but you're gonna hold on to the land just to do that? I mean, can't you do that with a photo. Come on, man, to go back listen. But I mean that's gonna If you're not gonna lived there, you're gonna have to pay someone to run the property. People canna be breaking. So what are you gonna do. You're gonna go back there for two weeks out of a year as we'll get the piano, tam. I'm serious, man, that's more logical. I mean, you go go have your dad's dad have an old jacket and you and your kids put it on around Christmas time and go. He used to shovel the line with it. But I mean that's a lot. You're asking to hold on to a farm in Sicily yet live a life in l A. Yes, I would have definitely made that work. I mean the farm. What they did with the farm, they turned it into a villa. I thought, don't went back to the farm. It's a villa, and he's looking at the villa, going, this could have been mine. Oh I didn't know he turned it into a villa. That's probably fine. Whoever bought it turned it into a villa. My father could have done it. By the way, Setimano Setimana a g that's the that's the week I had today Setimano. Who's good he sold the phone God. So anyway, yeah, alright, But so you're saying, oh, I wish we would have kept the land and built the villa on it and had a successful the whole Hell yeah, right there you go. That's that's I'm looking for a little bit too much. But I want to get back to the place that Jackie's got up on the hill. Hasn't been discussed that that place is going to her and the brother? Or is that a surprise in the will? Is Jackie and the brother are gonna share? This is gonna be like a family summer home. I'm just trying to figure out the logistics of how this is gonna work or has that that even been discussed? They want to sell it, I mean, how do how do you how do you come to the conclusion? Funny, honestly, I think, yeah, go ahead, it's really I guess it would be the moms if and whatever she would want to do with it. But but yeah, man, they got it's It's something you can get into big time with them. There's a lot of stuff. How do you split it up? Who gets what? You know? Oh? No, absolutely, that's that's that's that's the crux of a lot of the you know, dissension a lot of family if it's not discussed prior to the death. You know, you always hear these families fighting over stuff because it was never discussed when people were living. Uh. And you know, I've had this conversation with my father over at dinner to discuss what's going on? Dad? When you die, I don't want to have to be going looking through papers that you buried in the in the in the in the fucking uh some pipes downstairs to figure out who gets what I need to know while you're living, what's going on. What if your dad says, don't worry about it, I'd have to press amount it. Well, what gives you the right to know? Who is? Yeah, because he's gonna be dead and then I'm gonna be left with the stuff with my sister. And I'd rather have it laid out now than fighting later on. Not that we would fight, but I don't know. I think I think the kid's got it right to know. Well, what if he says, don't worry about it, every item and every dime is allotted for and told to who? And who would you not go to in the will. There is nothing left two argue over. It's all in the will. Don't worry about it, I think it would you say? All right, well, I still would like to know certain things. And is that what you're saying, I'd like a copy of the will? Yeah, well guess what, when I pass away, you'll get one. Well, I don't know who. I'm sorry son, but I'm not quite sure. I understand where you're coming from with this. I'd rather have everything dotted and crossed. It is. Trust me, my lawyer reread it. I'm I'm looking at it. I might have I might have questions. I might have questions. I can't ask the questions when he's six ft under Well, the only question you could possibly have for me is, or let's just say you that I mean is why did I get this or not get that? And he may not want to answer that. All you need to know is you did or did not get this. I'm not it's not okay. Without getting too personal, it's not about what I did and did not get in the conversation I had with my father in regards to when he passes, I had some questions and if I hadn't asked those questions if it might have been a problem after he passed away. Okay, fair enough, I mean so not that he has. It's not possession. No, no, it's not like that. Listen, I need that share. This is I could care less if you know, that's not That's not what I'm about. Now, you know you're right? Did you make a good point? You could? People need to know everything from way do you want to be buried? You want to be buried next to I mean my dad, go may go listen, you don't notice, but oh I had a hot Tomiley down in Bemuda for the last twenty years, and that's where I want to be buried. And I know it's gonna rock everybody's world. So I'm telling you now I'm still alive. Right, that's what Would you rather read that in the will that he wants to be buried in in in in Puerto Rico or would you rather know? No, I mean, listen, my dad recently, my dad recently told me that he wants a three piece jazz band at the fude at the wake. Now, if I read that in the will, I gotta I gotta go. This is this a joke? But he goes, no, I want a sex guy in the in the corner of the room playing saxophone while people come by. So I don't know I'm looking into I'm looking into jazz bands. Well, I mean, are you looking at the jazz bands? Now what I'm saying, I oh, mindset now that that's what my father. My mother's telling me. She wants to be cremated and then I'm gonna take her ashes and go to places around the world that she's never been. She's always wanted to go to Brazil. So now I gotta go to Rio and spread ash all over Rio de Janeiro. Oh see, now all right there? Like do you and Lana do travel? Like? Accordingly? Like if you go, what should do? Real and go? I don't want to have to do it again. I feel now too. When that sad day comes, when your dad goes to a greater place, yeah, back in your head, you're gonna be very sad, and you're also gonna go, I gotta fucking book dead man now, yeah, and that's not good. That's why you should not know. So this way, your dad goes to that great place, then you go to read the will and you're all upset. You're like, oh, my dad, and you're like, what's this, daddy? Oh you son of a gun? Still making me laugh even though you're passed on. We gotta got him a sax player. See what I'm saying. It's more of a yeah, I see your point. That could definitely be something that uh it's kind of tongue in cheek. You look at the will and he's got a variety of different demands. I get that. I'm just saying there's a few things that I had to ask him that I needed him to answer. I understand there are things that sure enough, I don't know. You have to same if you don't want. I'm just saying, I believe. I'm just saying that you haven't had this discussion at all. There's been no My dad says exactly what I'm telling you. He says, don't worry about it. And I mean, I know he's got his lawyer and his life and and you know he's had a business and and has things written up and taken care of and has retired now. And he, like my dad even says, uh, he doesn't want like us bathing him like any of that. Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, we see you bring up a great point health health issues. My father had to determine if God forbid the day ever comes in his will he's got he had to put who's gonna pull the plug? My sister or me. Now, we had a discussion about this. Oh God, that's that's very that's very funny. Actually, I'm sorry, it's very funny. I mean that's this is like, this is like he said, I have to determine who's gonna kill me. That's how he exactly how he said it. I go, what, Yeah, I gotta put it in a will, who's gonna kill me? You or your sister? I mean, don't you think they should be discussed now rather than you read the will and you go, how dad wants me to put a pillow over his head? Yeah, I mean it's it. It should it should be discussed. But like, why can't you dad just putting the will YouTube decide who's gonna Oh, come on, we're gonna sit there over dinner and Jess, you want to take it or should I? And she's gonna go I don't know. You know, I just had a bad day. You want to take me? I don't know. How does that discussion even go down. Well, like what if what if you're in the middle of the filming a movie in New Zealand and all of a sudden you get this awful news and you assist this crying back home and she's like, well you said you would, and I just don't want to do it. Yea, yeah, you're gonna be yelling for the phone. Just pull it. Pulling. This is my I guess my big break. I gotta you're gonna hang up and go. I gotta go all the way home and the director is gonna he can't night and I saw it. We made it daily. I killed my father and we'll fly your father here alive and you can pull it on location. I don't know. This is like serious stuff that you know, of course we make humorous, but you know, I mean, I think these discussions should be had. I don't know. I still think this is in the moment stuff. I mean, pull the plug, order a jazz band. It's you know, it's really all right, that's my morning, that's my morning. I mean, it's not a full plate. That's what we got. This This is easy, man. I mean, it's sad, but besides, you know, I beside, you don't want to become robots as soon as this goes into play, like, oh, all right, we all know our roles. We've been studying the Manu script and be robots. I'm just saying some of the things that it should be discussed as a family rather than you know, springing ship on people. That's all. That's all fair enough, hey, bottom line, jazz bands they booked quick, so I hear what you're saying. Yeah, jazz bands are tough to come by. The clip side said they comes many many, many many years. From that, Roses going to the big place and the sky, you're really sad. Lina is really sad. And Lina looks at you and goes, We're never ever gonna ever forget your mom. Day by day, will always remember. And you start reading the will and you go, well, we will for the first two months. Come, I'm flying around the world. I even told my mom, I go, I don't know about the cremating. You know, I don't know about that. I go. I to be honest with you, I think I'd like a place to go visit you. You know, there's something about going to a cemetery or a morgue or a more what do you call those uh, those drawers they put you in the wall. Yeah, something about going thro there, like leaving a flower headstone. I mean, I told her, I don't know if like an urn with the ashes over the over the fireplace. I don't. I don't know about that. I'd rather kind of go somewhere. I can't believe what I'm hearing. Then what are we hearing? This is? This is not your decision. The woman is talking about what she wants done with her her body, and you're trying to make a Sunday afternoon Like I got the black ovalcoad, I really don't have any reasons to wear it. I'd love to put on an ovalcoat with the nice black shoes and put a little red rocks of it. But take the family. It will take a knee, She'll go, why can't you do all that by the urn and the on the mantelpiece, or or put my urn in your home in another room where maybe you know you have a study or something, and why can't you go in there once in a while and just take that same knee, maybe even leave a rose on the shelf next time. That could happen. But if you have at anyone in your family ever cremated and that urn is somewhere in the house. No. If I had anyone in my family was going to get cremated, I'd be like, what are you doing. You're not getting cremated. I need someplace to go to put a flower, don't you say that? Well no, But honestly, I would say this to anyone in my family. I would honestly say, Um, I can't promise you what's going to become of the urn long term? Yeah, who knows what happens to Like listen, I sorry to cut you off, but we have a remodel right now going on in the house. Yeah, we got stuff in boxes, passion. If I had my mother's ashes, I mean, I don't know if it show up after the remodel. I don't know where the hell that ship is. Yeah, I look quite frankly, you love your mom. Your kids are gonna love your mom. But you know your kids kids, they're not gonna know mom by four or five generations down the line. I can't promise you you won't be at a Maniscalco garage, That's all I completely you know, whereas and if you're at a one place with preay, you'll Yeah, would I engage, You'll always be you always be there, you could always go see it. I mean there was something to be said. Lana's father passed away right when I when I was gonna marry or get engaged. Prior to the engagement, I went to the cemetery and I had I had a word with her father. Right now, if I had to go to my mother in law and go listen, and I really want to have a a word with your Lana's father, Um, could you appoint me to the living room where he stationed at. I mean, it just would have the same effect. Well, you wouldn't have to ask, because by then you know where. I know. But like, come on, I'm sitting there over the fireplace with a knee and they walk in with groceries and they're like, what the hell's he doing? No, I'm just stuck gonna come on, I need to be in a cemetery. Well, you're kicking at old school. You gotta think outside the box. Man. You don't have to be in this place like that where they were. I mean, you could take that same knee anywhere. Man. How about this? How about this? You go in and you look a Lana's mom and you're like, I hope you wouldn't mind. It wouldn't be too disrespectful. I'd like to take the urn for a few hours, maybe someplace, and just have a moment. Now, now you go with you with it like the Stanley Cup. Every place gets it for a night. I mean, who's to say to earning mobile. I mean you're just looking at you like, take me for a ride. So you're taking take the earn in the car and take a ride. Take the urn to the first place you and Lana ever kissed, or the first place. No, I don't mean a crash, the first I'd say, the brief place you haven't met, but you met in a gym. Say I'm gonna take their into a gym? What am I gonna run on a treadmill with it? No? But the first place you said I love you to Lano. You know, Hey, this is this is where I knew I loved your daughter, and this is where I wanted to tell you thank you from the bottom of my heart. You know, drive the earn back. Damn done works both ways. Man, you're looking at the urn as you have to go where it is. So but yeah, I never thought the earn could be mobile. I have always thought the urn kind of just stays where it is, just just because of now we could spill it. Has your mom said what she expects to earn where it should final resting place should be your home, your sister's home or is that up in the air like that would like to know that to know. Well, my mother said she wanted it at there. She wanted and I don't know if this was a joke, but she wanted to be placed at her favorite restaurant. Like She's like, this is my favorite restaurant in l A. This is this is where I would like to have my urn. I go, what are we gonna do? Sit down here for one night and go listen, We'll take the steak and can you take this urn and put it in the back. It's my mob. But we found that, we just found out my mom can't stand the restaurant anymore. So, I mean thank god that we went back to that restaurant, or she would have been at a restaurant she couldn't stand. Well. No, that's the thing too about these commitments, whereas if you just say a cemetery and be done with it, Yeah, when you say scattering my ashes, and this that your thoughts changed, because like, I'm definitely going to ash and I told Jackie and I said this before in the air, I wanted my ashes scattered in Central Park. And recently Jackie is like, so I was still doing Central Park. I'm like, no, man, no, I was just recently there. I'm not getting anything the Blasios running that place to the ground. So now I'm in limbo right now, I don't know what the heck you're doing him. If I died right now, I'm thinking about just having them dumped right uh, right here on the old property. I'm gonna refer to the peat last episode. How about how about being buried next to the dog in the yard the house. The dog's name Ruby, Ruby, Yeah, Ruby, guy. That's how much I love my thought. I barely remember my dog's name. I'm like, what's that that? What's that little very fun up? Oh yeah Ruby, Ruby, Rudy Ruby. Man. I loved my dog Ruby. But listen, uh, the getting back to the sprinkling and the ashes or anything like that. The urn is the problem. You know what I'm saying. I don't want to earn that's what that's what we need to find out and you and your sister need to find out is does your mom want them to be scattered and then we're dumb with it and we're just always gonna remember her in her hearts or does she physically expect this turn to have a final resting place, because that's awkward if it's you and then you got the new house and then like you know, a lot of maybe like it's it's just a little uncomfortable. I would think I wouldn't want my mom or dad or any family member in an urn in my room because I feel like they're kind of like they're like, you know, you know, what do we what do we? Uh? Funeral? Paula, Yeah, yeah, I could see that. I don't know if my mom wants to sprinkled like grass seed and then just some brought back in for like remembering sake, or she just wants the whole thing spread all over and there's nothing to say. Again, I think we should have this conversation. I think we should sit down. My mom listens to the show. I'll sit my mom down next week. I go, what's going on with the earn? Do you want to earn? Do you want do you want to spread? How do you want this to work? I mean, like, you know, do you want me to take a little of it and hold onto it and then give it to other family members down the line, or yeah, you want to put up in like little Baggi's like pot, what the fund do you want? So anyway, if you get anything out of this, guy's just have these conversations with your family. They could be awkward, but you could make them fun. And I think it's healthy. I think it's healthy to get it out there. Hey, look, you know the bottom line is we're not getting any younger. So well, oh boy, ill let that slip? Would you just see? Straight out of Compton? I know, I don't know where that came from. I apologize. I apologize. I'm sure two years old. I try to sneak that in there. When it was coming out, I go, why am I saying this? Dot dot where to your mother? I don't forget. Go to Pete Corey Yelli dot com and subscribe to get you a TV version of the Pete also have my official date announced for the showtime special. I don't know if we brought it up yet on this cast, but yeah, that'll be on the website and next weekend. This is a big one for me. I love this club. If you're anywhere in the Provident area, maybe even Boston, take the ride to Providence Comedy Connection Friday night and Saturday night. I'll be headlining there Friday night and Saturday, October second and third Comedy Connection. I'm out how I'm home for about twelve thirteen days, seventeen days. Really, The point is, haven't had any travel right now and relaxed yesterday yesterday. It's uh, it's about twelve fifteen. On the corner. He's a guy in one of these old souped up black cars. He's and he's got it idoling, right, but like times, you know, and it's like a side road where he is, and uh, I noticed him, but I'm like whatever, right, And then I go back into my backyard and I hear him start gas and I'm like, and I mean, dude, this thing was like jet engine loud, So all right, I don't say anything. And then I'm back on my driveway and he does it again. Who And I walk and I come storming around and what is he doing. He's got a buddy who came the other way. You know that when they both stopped and people talk through the window. Yeah, they're talking through the drive and say you yeah, it's a four. It's a four or four? Drop the block by by, I don't know car talk. And then every once in a while he's got a rev. It the show is bud how it can rev? So I came out on the second moving and then the friend drives away and then he goes to like chirp him and drive away. As I get up to him and I put my arms out like this, like fucking take a hike, man, I get that. And then he stops and he's like what, he doesn't know who he's dealing. He's dealing with a guy who hasn't had a delta flight in a week. I got a lot of pent up rage. Baby, I haven't seen a man's bare foot two inches from my face. I haven't been asked if I wanted peanuts and fight, right. So anyway, he goes, what And I go out there and I go, I go, what do you mean what? I go? Just take I go, just take off can revenue car? Just go And he looks at me and he goes, you don't know me, you don't know me? And I go, what what the hell? And I step out and I go, guy, I got a daughter taking a nap in that window, and you're around here revenue your car. Just go right and looks at me, and he goes, uh it broke down, and I got it started, and I go, congratulations, just go and then he goes, congratulations and got a door, and I go go and then he chirps him and he finally goes, I didn't drop any f bombs or anything, right. I was like, oh my god, that's what I'm saying about age. I'm like, I'm that guy pointing to my window and I have a daughter up there. That was totally cheesy. I'm calling my cell phone and the guy was embarrassed because I called him out on it because he's sitting here like a dummy, acting like he's in the back of uh Danny Bob's Burg. Is some Burbank on Classic Car Nite, right, idiot, go I don't let that ship slop. I'm telling you, dude, I don't look. I don't want to put you on the spot. But if I was in charge of the construction guys for your project, we'd be playing Marco Polo right now in the back pool looking up at the balcony of your home. Wow, what a job. What a job? I think maybe you should come out and start whipping as come out fighting. Don't take this twice. Today I will be on a podcast called The Fighter and the Kid with Brian Callen and Brendan Schwab Tomorrow. I'm not sure where that airs, but please subscribe to their podcast for that interview. As well as Thursday, I will be doing Tom Poppa's podcast Son Sure you guys tune into that. I'll be at the Dallas Improv October through the seventeen, and then i'll be going to the Washington, D C. Area at the Warner Theater October and then Philadelphia, Pennsylvania at the Tower Theater October. So keep the those dates in mind. Uh. Go to my Twitter and Instagram pages Sebastian Comedy. I'm always putting some stuff up there, funny videos, funny photos, as well as some some cool memes that I got Steve Matriano, who I gotta take a shout out to again, who's just delivering on all levels when it comes to this stuff. And we've got to thank the listeners once again for tuning into the Pete and Sebastian show. Please share with your friends and family, post on your Facebook. That's all I got for you, buddy. The juice is kicking in and I gotta go to the bathroom. All right, bro, good hanging man. You gotta take care. The show has ended. You just have that moment where the boughtten the looks at you and at the TV and goes good at and you're like, yeah, that's me. I'm just having a just having a drink. That's cool. Yeah. See, sticky steel stays