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We got a full show today, man, we got a full show, full show later. On in the show, We're gonna hear from Tim Martin, CEO and founder of is So Cleans, the cleanse that I've been doing for the last three days and just found out that I will be doing it for day four and five. Lana is forcing me to get the full effect, and after talking to Tim, I think I've been sold on euphoria. Yeah, and this isn't a repeat, folks, you're not here in the same show from last week. Sebastian did try to detox last week. When how many days did you last? That was two? I'm two and now I'm on day three of this week. So why did you? But you keep you you keep blowing me off. I'm mentioning the fact that you bailed. Right, Yeah, you're supposed to do five. But listen, this is why I didn't get into with him. Is Yeah, you're supposed to do five because that's how he makes his money. He's gonna tell you too. All all right, all right, let's let's not that's no more will over of ode eyes here. We already interviewed the guy. He's a fantastic guy. But that's gonna be added on a little later on the show. So let's let's talk about it. Now. What are you saying. He's saying to go five? You went to and you bailed because I was starving. That's why. Well that's how are you not going to be starving this time? Well? Right now, I feel pretty damn good. I gotta tell you. I don't know if the fouria is coming in and out, but I'm on day three and I feel pretty good. There's not any aggression. Last night was pretty bad, and I apologize for any tactical difficulties in that interview. I wanted to ask him a lot more, but I was apparently in a location where I was not receiving a signal. But I tell you I am clear headed. I know I said that before, but I'm snapping out of my anger stage and uh, I feel good. Well that's good to hear. I mean, your anger stage never came out too much on the show, so but in life, I suppose that's good. But listen, man number one, um, oh man, you already maybe forget what I was gonna say. Uh, We're gonna talk to him next week to see a follow up on what's going on here with this detox that you're trying for a second time. And number two, you know, you sound a little bit like the eighteen year old who does a half a puff of pot and says he's high, but he's not. I mean, if you're coming in and out of ephork thing, you'll it's you'll even know it, like like falling in love. You know, you just knew it. You'll know. So so don't try and tell us you there and you're not. You're not there, guy, Tim said, it takes five days at least, so I don't know how you're doing this stone performing. Are you performing and doing shows during the detox? That's ridiculous. Number One, for the amount of money I'm paying for this, I'm going to tell myself I'm in a state of euphoria even though I'm not. Oh, oh, I thought, Tim, I see I just told Jackie a fair that I'm getting free juices. J Yeah, we get not done. Oh well, you know you're not getting free juices to be talking about this. God, not that I'm paying full price. Oh man, that should be maybe the next album by the way, So all right, yeah, well then don't bail man, unless you're wasting your time and we don't know if it's gonna work. Or not until we hear from you. Hey, if I was getting this thing for free, I do twenty days like he's doing. Believe me. Damn, do you feel like so far what you've done? Do you feel like you can do like a half version, like we have half the amount of juices, maybe having an omelet you still feel pretty good? You know? How wouldn't mind throwing in some food in between the juice? I mean, but it's about the food being able to be your body, break the food down. Isn't this certain things like how hard is it to break down and egg white on? I don't know, or a piece of thing, well, that could be tricky. Man, Are you doing shows over the next few days? No, I took the whole week off. I'm in the midst of moving into a hotel because it's just gotten so bad here at the house that, uh, we had to move out. And again, I apologize if you hear any sawing or hammering they're putting in my deck in the in the back. But yeah, we moved into a hotel up until this coming Wednesday. We're gonna leave for um, New York to do some shows in New Jersey and then from there we're gonna go to Greece. When you get back from Greece, is your house going to be done? No, the house is gonna be done in January. Yeah, it's I mean they've built casinos, bro casinos, they built the I think they built a twin towers in a year. Yeah. Well, I mean at least out of frame of it. My Lloyd is believe me. Listen, I don't want to get into it. I'm just happy people are hammering here at the house. So yeah, we're in a we're in a we're in full blown construction mode here. But other than that, good to be back on the show. You're on vacation. Yeah, and how's the beach house? Yeah, all right, I am. I'm in a Bethany Beach, Delaware, which I didn't even realize as a sliver of Delaware that's on the Atlantic Ocean, which is where we are. It's in between Atlantic City and Ocean City, Maryland, and it's just I mean, you would go out of your mind because it's like you don't have kids, so it's not your world. But there's just kids everywhere. And we're in this big four bedroom house with I got like five cousins of Sadie and obviously Sadie and me and Jackie and my sister, and you know, I gotta take it all in for a week or two before I really start to talk about it. But I will say this, going away with your family for a week and staying in the same house just I'm having a fantas as. They love him to death. You just you see too much, You see too much, That's what I'm saying. I can't right now. I mean comin. First of all, they all know him doing the cast. Some of them listen to him, like my cousin wants to do his impression to you. Apparently he does so well. Um you know he's like from his Chicago album. I got some you know, impressions, and so I think he wanted me to invite him on to do him but um I didn't. But no, but because I just you know, he's at the beach and wasn't gonna come back. But then I got a text from Andy Pitts. We've had him on Member. He used to do the Great Casey case and so I don't know where. He sends me a text saying that he goes, hey, hey, you Ben, it's been a while Uh, I sent you af your texts, haven't heard for him, and just want to let you know. I do an impression of Sebastian and it's really good. Give me a call sometime. And like this guy like does unbelievable impression and doesn't ever think they're good. So that's kind of interesting. And I said, you know, I'm on vacation. I'll get back to him what I can. But it was like two days in a row with people coming at me that they do impressions to you. It's like, I'm thinking about having a contest. Especially now with you detox and just so shopping on your game, you really be able to judge best who you think is doing the best growing. So anyway, you know, we're at this beach house, dude, and in a nutshell, you know, and there's a lot of little soap operas things that go on and just inevitable. But everyone's kind of rolling with it pretty well. Um, but I had I had one incident. I had. I just can't help it. Uh. From this house, what we do is you come out. It's just so family oriented. Dude. You come out of the house and you have a shuttle stop where you live, where you have beach houses um, and then the shuttle pulls up. It's one of those kind of outdoor shuttles that usually see cruising around a big parking lot. And you get on the shuttle and it makes some more stops and they play music it can. It takes you to the beach and then you get off and the shuttle just keeps running. So me and Jackie Sadio coming back one afternoon for her like nap, and we're on the shuttle, but it's one of these indoor ones with air condition. We get on. It looks exactly like the kind of shuttle maybe you take to the airport, but a little nicer. So some guy gets on with his wife and kid and you guys gotta be about ten years old than me. Bold guy a little little on the white collary loudside already and he sits down. There's like a Lenned skin in tune playing on the radio. They played great tunes store in the drive and there's little kids on there and stuff. And he yells from like halfway at the back of the bus to the bus driver, turn it off, yo, turn it up. He's a family van going back from a beach with burnt out kids going to take their nap, and you want him to turn up skin and right, so now to drive a scan out of his mind. So he turns it up a little. Uh. And then as he turns it up, I'm closer to driving and turn it down. So he turns it to turn it back down a little and uh. The big guys kind of mumbles, and then the bus stops and an old guy gets on an old time and as the guy steps on, the guy goes, is this going going to the beach, because eventually it's told, doesn't looks back to the beach. He goes, is this going to the beach? And the bold guy in the back yells out, no, it's going to the outlet malls, because like the outlet malls, it's going through the outlets. And then you know, and he goes like that. I couldn't help it, dude. I look back at him. I go, it wasn't funny. And then I was telling the story last night to my family and I go, yeah, and I said it wasn't funny, and Jackie goes, now that that's not all he said. Then he turned around and said, Dick, I know, yeah, that's true. Front of the kids. I called him a dick. Oh god, but you know, and and he didn't expect it. But yeah, that's it. Uncle Pete. Here, alright, I'm a new dad in town. I don't I don't bount down to you. Did this guy? He think you the king and a bus? Dude? You and I look so different than all the dads. It's crazy. If you were alone walking, you kid, they think it's a kidnapping. You don't fit the mold. Where's the tire around your waist? Where's the flop, where's the two dollar flip flops? Where's the look of fucking despair? We don't have any of that? What is that? Don't know? I don't know. Whenever I see a really cool dad, which is a rarity, kind of in shape, nice flip flaps, hair like whatever hair he's got, whether he's bold, he's doing that well, whether he's not bull whatever, you could just tell he's got a little hit in his to him the eyeballs, you like, oh it isn't that around here? That's almost as cool as Okay, okay, here we go, God, close your eyes pick and just they just point and they're all the same. Dude, Well, is it in him prior to getting married and having kids or is this something that you just develop into or I mean you haven't obviously, So what is it. I'll tell you my theory, and folks out there listening, Obviously I'm a loudmouth and I'm generalizing and being pompous, and that's kind of what I do, and we have fun with it. But for the most part, when you see these kind of you know, this is obviously loving families having a fantastic time. But some of these frumpy dads and thought that it's I call it settling across the board. The husbands and wives. You know, you get into a you know, you're late twenties and you want to have that family so bad and you're like that guy is okay or that woman's okay, and you and it's not the one, and you know it's not the one. Don't do it, man, Don't do it until you know, until you feel it. Don't just go ahead, She'll do, he'll do, because that's what you get. Man, you're just frumping around Bethany Beach. Dare you and the people that sound relationship from from a guy who doesn't look like a father, We got the family poetrat today and I pete means portrait. Example, he's painting a portrait of a man who hates the English language. And I purposely got such a grizzly beard going with the grays coming in, just reveling out against the system. So ten years now, when someone looks at the family portrait, they'll go, who's the guy with the beard? Not fitting in? Not fitting in? Dude, I took. I went today to get the New York Post for my mom. I have my thirteen year old nephew with me. It's a quarter seven in the morning. I put it in park, I get out, I get him out of the pass and just saw I put him behind the wheel. I let him drive the Subaru out back all around Walgreen's parking lot of Quarta to seven. That's what we're doing. That's what we're doing when I'm in town. That's that's a father. Okay, take lessons out there. Put the kid behind the wheel, no license, right around Walgreens. Kid backed into a goddamn missed the column in one of those. He got scared. I told him I hit the break, he hit the gas, Oh my god. But but it was like he goes. I know how to drive, and I go if you have a driven though, but I know how to do it. I'm sure I could do it. And then all of a sudden, I'm throwing in park. He's gonna remember that his whole life. He got back to the house, he was telling everyone, Uncle Pete, let me try. I bring it up a notch. You know, we had we had a shitty furniture situation from whoever we rented from. Right, we had nothing. We had no barbecue, we had no chairs. They keep making calls. They can't get the chairs. I noticed the house next to us is empty. Middle of the night. I steal the chairs. I steal the tables. I steal the queue. We use it all week. I cleaned it all up. I put it back. I put it back. They don't even know what was gone. What other father is stealing furniture? Keep it going. It's not about you on these vacations. It's about your kids. It's about your kids. Man. That's when we keep telling ourselves, bro. So so that's it, man, I'm having a good time, but it's not. It's not your typical vacation. It's really exhausting. But Sadie's just having a time of a life, which is whatever, which has been what goddamn days. Well, I'm glad that everybody's having a good time, and Sadie's fitting right in. But give me some family drama. Come out. Can we get some juice here? I'll just give you one taste. I'll just give you a little taste. Okay. So my dad's got the deal with My dad paid for the whole beach house. Who want us all to come? So all the kids, you know, we chipped in for the food and everything else. But now, my sister has been here before, and she's got friends that come here that she that used to live in her town, that have kids the same age as her kids, and they're really close. But that family moved away to Pennsylvania and they come here every year, so they timed it to come here the same week that we were here and stuff. So my sister has been spending time with their family, and also you know, obviously here at the house with us. So my dad being so old school Italian. Uh, the last night we're out by the patio and my nephew is there. My sister's son was star team. The one I let drive, but my sister is not there, and he puts his on my dad smoking a cigar like John Gaddy, and he puts his arm around the thirty year old and he goes, you're gonna hang out with your family tomorrow, right, not not your other family? Yeah, okay, you know, like that was just like sea that'll go tell you to your mom. And I just said, you know, and it was like, oh boy, you know. So it is that sort of stuff going on. So is there an underlying? Hey? You know what I paid for the house? You stay over here? Well, it's not underlying. It's just that everyone really enjoys each other's company. So you wish, you know, you're around more. But I don't know, it's not it's it's all it could be. I thought it was gonna be a real situation, but it hasn't been. It's been pretty cool. Everyone's been pretty damn easy going. And my mom is like the most easy going. She's the best. He rolls with everything. Is there? Uh no, he'll pass not here. Here's another thing too, all right, I'm sorry. Jackie's up to running nine miles a day. She's averaging seven miles a day. She runs fortis a week. She looks ridiculously fantastic. She comes strolling down at forty whatever years old in a bikini looking great. And you know, there's a lot of women her age that don't look that great on the beach. I don't get it. These women have to forty they're wearing He's like, you have us see those full bathing suits with around the waist area. It has like the frock, like the like a skirt, like what do you? What do you act? Are you? Agnes? Is this coney I own? And come on? I mean where are I mean? You know, I see some sexy women in their forties on that beach. And let me tell you, your ladies don't lose a thing after forty. You don't lose a thing if you keep you know, keep caring, you're just as gorgeous as ever. But some of these other ones, it's like, holy mackerel, what are you on a race to seventy two? That's what I'm saying. Based on what you're telling me right now, it sounds like you and Jackie are the like the modern couple what people should strive to be. Oh my god, hey, listen, my wife looks so good. You like you think she adopted. Accept the fact. Then you look at the kid and the kids stunning. I'm bragging now, I'm bragging, but seriously. So it's like it's like one of the like it's like and then I don't know if the woman looks at the husband says, well, if he looks like that, I'll look like this, or if he looks like this, I'll look like that. But it's like amazing how you turn around you see a good looking man or you or you see a woman in shape. I'm not saying you gotta be gorgeous, but just in shape. Then you're like, oh, if that woman's in shape, and you keep looking around, you're like, I bet she's with that skinny guy over there, and then he comes walking over like they they you feed off of each other. Yeah, it's a man. It's called a matching couple. If if you guys were in a crowded room and somebody spotted you, they could probably spot Jackie and go there you go right, and for whatever that may be, maybe he addressed a little more hippie than everybody. But like my point is, if you're somebody that's uh got bad habits, don't marry someone with the same habits. Man, you're just gonna fess yeah, and then it trickles down to the kids, and oh yeah, forget it, and then the whole society's fucked. Oh yeah, and then you end up in one of our comedy albums. By the way, one last thing I want to ask your opinion on about a two ft baby pool. Got two ft high? Okay, Now, they got a rule here that babies, even with those wet diapers, aren't allowed in the adult pools, which all right, I guess my dad's like, nah, those things can still leak. And then they got a dream that they gotta clean the pool for two hours. So Sadie's not allowing in the adult pool, all right. So I got her in this two foot baby pool. But then like she's any this morning, and there's these little fishies, like five of these little plastic fishies a little bigger than a quarter each floating around out. So she picks up three of them. She goes, look, fishies. This kid, I mean he was like six too. Uh. He comes jumping over and he's like, dudes, are my fish He does in my fishy, And of course Sadie, being a little over two years old. It's like, no, the mine. He's like mind, mind and he starts grabbing her wrists trying to pull him out, pulling it down to the water. And I'm pulling him off, going okay, relax, relax, we'll get your fish. We'll give you a fish. Relax round, and I rip him out of Sadie's hand. I'm like, here, here your fish. And she's like, you no want them? And I go no, apparently he wants them really really bad. And I said that for the month here, and like she kind of comes over and she's like I started saying something to him that like made me realize this isn't an isolated incident. But my question is, you know, maybe your kid's got some issues. And I understand, you know, the bottom line if the kids six too, he can't be in this pool, right, I mean, it's not based on incollect alone. Well, it's telling me he's six too, so how old a kid? He's not really six to him exaggerating, but the kids like at least he was like eight years old. And the pool's two feet deep. It's like up to is not even up to his knees anymore. Well, you're still allowed to be in the baby pool. I mean there's some big kids in the baby pool frogging around. Well, listen, eight years old you shouldn't be in the baby pool, and eight years old you should be playing with fish. Well, I but the thing is he is playing with fish, which you got my drift. But that doesn't mean you put him in the baby pool. You play with the fish with him in the big pool. Like, so what's the cut off? What's the cut I'm asking you? I think, I think if you're at a dipe as, you're out of the baby pool. Well, listen, in my in my world, a kiddie pool, you don't graduate until the adult pool until you're like, uh fift have come out? You want you want a ten year old in the in the in the adult pool, splashing and jumping around like an idiot. Well, when you're a father, you will. I mean, what are you gonna do? Go to four seasons and waved kid from the big pool and he's gonna wave back and you're gonna lip to him. Can't wait till you seventy? We could do a Marco pole. Oh come on, I think that you know, if that's the thing, you can't if there's no way to come to a place like this and try to have a vacation like that. It's just this is just chaos. Dude, I don't listen. I mean, you're probably getting this a lot with this, uh, with this pool situation where you're where you're spending time. Why do kids all of a sudden take it up nine octaves when they're in a pool. The excitement level, the screaming, why, why, what's what the screaming? Can't you just playing the pool quiet? Sadie did a scream so loud today that the entire pool looked over and concerned. But it was just one of these sheer screams of joy, like like like she didn't know how to say, I'm having such a good, fun, good time, so she's just screamed. Man. And then when everyone realized what it was, everybody just laughed because it was so cute, because this seasons it was. It was cute for you. But if I was sitting there, I would have went, heke the kid inside. That's this is so family oriented. Sadie was up at quarter to six five five and she literally rolls over from a little am mattress in our room and goes, I'm done, and then she goes, Jackie, jack I'm done. That's what she's saying, my mom, and then we wind we're on a first name basis, no what not. But this fourteen adults in this house calling her mother Jackie left and right, and she's hearing this, so all of a sudden she goes, Mommy, I'm up, and Jackie's trying to ignore it, sleeping. She just s thoughts, going, Jackie, jack I'm up. So so um, I get her up. I bring it to a playground at five forty five in the morning. All right, last time I was had a playground there early with what I was doing, cocaine and it was in Central Park, all right, so I s read guy, I couldn't come down. But anyway, Um, here's the thing. As we're walking to the park, like three different mom and daughters come biking by, not even work out biking, just on bikes with the basket just already up. It's fucking crazy, dude. But at eight o'clock it's like, you may as well before four in the morning here, you know, family crazy, family oriented. How long how long are you there? Well, we've Saturday to Saturday, so we leave. Yeah, we leave. Um, we'll leaven really early Saturday morning. And we got on the road a day ahead of time. I made a took. We took a day ahead of time to stay at a hotel. Me and Jack. It's been it's been a fun road trip. Oh here's the other thing, dude, first day out of the gate, I gotta go about four hours with Sadie. We're gonna stop in York, Pennsylvania. Already got a hotel with a nice outdoor pool. It's gonna be fun. We're about I don't know, man hour and fifteen minutes into the car ride, and all of a sudden, I hear Sadie like, and I look back. I'm like, you're right. Boom, projectile vomits all over the seat in front of everywhere. Man. Right. So now we got a quick pull over on the side road and uh, Jack's like, you clean her, I'll clean the car. And I gotta laying down on dude, that diaper pad. That diaper pad. But when you got is a gift saved me again. I'm on the shoulder of a road in Pennsylvania. I lay it down on some guys right next to his driveway. I got her naked on the diaper pad. I'm cleaning her up. The guy, this must be Pennsylvania courtesy, comes driving down his long driveway as an old guy on a tractor and he gets to the in and he's like, I just saw you through the window. Do you need any help, any waters or anything? And I'm like, no, she just pukes. Will cleaning her up. I mean, the guy saw a naked baby on the side of his driveway. So we gotta clean horror up and should get her back in the car. And then we get to the hotel. She's taking a shower here and go, Daddy. I went to the bed. I go when she's ship in the shower. What are we doing? We're regressing. We're regressing. Ah. So that was day one, but we settled in man. But it's it's a it's been something. I'm glad the pad. And again, the pad is a recommendation of my sister in law. That's h a lot of sister Heather an avid listener of the show, and I've heard that more than once with this pad. We've given the pad to a lot of people that have had newborns, and it's it's almost like a second diaper. It is. It's just it's this plastic padding that that literally folds up to the half of the size of a place. Matter something you can figure diaper wet naps, and they had diapers and there had the cream in there, and you just fold it open. You put your baby's naked ass right on it. Anywhere. I've done it on the shoulder roads. I've done it in downtown Miami. Uh, you just clean up. Boom boom boom, throw to diaper out the old one, put the new one on. It's like nothing happened. You're on your way, on your way. Now that we have a name for it, I never have in front of me when yeah, you could get you could get the pad at giggle Giggle dot com and it's called the Lula Changing Pad. L U l a changing pad for those people that have Newborn's highly recommended retails for I think about sixty and it's a life changer. It is a life changing it really is. Now, speaking of life changing, can can we get it an arrow update? Last I heard on the de Niro front was they loved the read, but too young to play the part. Well, all right, for anyone who may have missed out last week. God damn you know, I mean, come on, throw some makeup on man. It's it's easy to make someone look old and is dude, this is where, this is where you gotta forget spending no, no disrespect to Tim in the Juice company. Let's put that money aside right now, because obviously you don't need to look any younger. Let's get a makeup artist to come in, make you look a little older, and go where you're acting, coach, lay it down again. Damn, it's what I was saying. I go Jesus, they made a movie Benjamin Mutton. The guy was at the age was five and eighty five. Make it again looking older, and then put a disclaimer at the bottom right before you start that says the entire time I have to sit in the makeup chair every day to look this age. I won't even charge you for that time. I won't even charge until you say action. Just I wanted to show you what you can have. Oh I might have to do. I might have to do another read ten years young, very older, and and listen, I'm asking. I'm putting you on the spot. But if let's say, if like another three months go by and they clearly go another route with the part um. I'd like to put first DIBs. I don't know if there's a cost for it to put um the audition on on the peat. Oh, i'd like to preview it on the peat. Your audition. What a little reading from you? I mean, I would be really special. Tree I I might have to pay for it. Oh no, you know what, gladly put it up on the on the peat. I'll be honored. Well listen, man, I really I still got my fingers grows. If they like the acting, anything can happen. But has anyone suggested, honestly though, doing something like that? Uh what the old? Yeah? No, no one's that. No one suggested any type of makeup to uh increase the age at all. It's just I guess it's I don't know, who knows. Maybe they hated the reading, that's what they're talling me. But no, they said they really enjoyed it. But they're looking for an older guy. It's it's not it's not done in the dark yet. But we'll see. Yeah, you know, you never know what that kind of stuff that's like. That was Sean Young, a woman named Sean Young. I don't know if you remember, she was a pretty popular actress in the eighties, but she wanted to play like Catwoman is really bad and she was like literally put on the outfit and was going to the director's front lawn and like pretending to be Catwoman out in front and she but his behavior was so bizarre. She actually never worked again, pretty much as opposed to you know, you hear these other stories where someone does something crazy and you like, and I just had to give him the part. I mean, he was the guy. So yeah, this business, you're right, You never know. I could get a call in a in a month and say, you know what, I've changed their mind. Come on in the guy that book. The part passed away? Who knows. But but I'm not really worried about it. I'm just glad they like the acting and they like the read. So for for me a long long as we're doing some good work, that's all that really matters. If I get the part, I get the part. But I'm not gonna lie. I'd love to get the part. Yeah I know, but dude, I mean a honesty, you're gonna be a part of a major comedy. I feel sooner than later in a movie, like one of those big ones. It would be nice, man, it would be nice. So how was Montreal? I gotta tell you, I know, I uh kind of dogged the city last week, but we made a complete one eighty and really found our groove midweek at Montreal. The new hotel definitely helped and we basically ate our way through the city. We uh had some fabulous food. If you have a chance to go to Montreal. I got a couple of great recommendation. One is Mils m i l Os. It's a Greek joint, and I have an interesting story that happened to me while Anna and I and the Missilli brothers were having a meal over there. We came in at eleven o'clock. The restaurant, I think the last reservations eleven thirty, so we were late as far as the reservations is concerned. And Alana and I got there first, and the Missilli brothers were gonna meet us there for drinks. So I told the hostess We're gonna order, but the other two are gonna have drinks. So we sat down. We ordered a couple appetizers and a salad, and what Lana and I like to do and a lot of restaurants don't really allow this, but Lana and I like to order like the appetizers, but then we like to see how we feel after the appetizer and then move into the entree. I highly recommend this way of ordering just because you get a you know, because sometimes when you put the order in all at once, but at the time the entree comes like ye full, and so we eat the appetizers and you go, what, yeah, you know what, I'm kind of full. Let's get something lighter, maybe a thing. So anyway, ah, that's a nice tip. Of course, there is no more of a weight time. But apparently you guys like that fine dining hanging out aspect. Anyway. I don't know, man, I don't like the food to come out on a conveyor belt. I don't like the salad to come out boom, they moved the salad. Soon as they move the salad the apathet, and then the apathet the entree. I want space in between the different courses. Uh. This way you kind of get the talk, you hang out, you digest a little bit. It's not all packed into like a twenty minute time frame. I should I'll spend two and a half three hours at a restaurant. Yeah, well, I hear you. That's like the fine dining aspect. I mean, I enjoy doing that from time to time, but not as often as I should. But next time I do, I'm gonna try this method of not ordering my mea. But doesn't the waiter waitress. Aren't they afraid You're not gonna order a main meal? And they go, oh, is this is one of these cheap fuckers. It's just getting happy. Oh, we tell them right We tell him right away because sometimes we say, listen, we're gonna order in pieces and they're like, no, it's better if, uh, you know, you order all at once because the kitchen operates a lot smoothly that way. And we understand how the restaurant works fine. But we even mentioned to this guy, yeah, we're gonna order our entrees in a bit. We're gonna take it easy. So missilli scum. They ordered some drinks. We're sitting there, we're eating our salad appetizer, and I noticed the waiter didn't come back to the table for an extended amount of time. Typically they come in kind of check in, see how you're doing. You at least see them. But me, being a waiter for god knows fifteen some odd years, I know what waiters do, especially at the end of the night. So this guy checks back in and we say, you know, we're gonna split the brand Zeno. He goes, okay, fine, goes back to the kitchen, comes back to the table. He goes, uh, I'm sorry to kitchens close? Is that what he's like? Yeah, the kitchen's closed, he go, no notification like when the when the kitchen's closed and you come up, you guys need anything else? Kitchen's gonna close, right, So I go, I'm starring. He goes, I'm sorry. I go, I gotta talk to the manager, and he goes, I asked him that I go bring the manager to the table. So he leaves and he leaves with like a little huff, you know, like it's my fault. So the manager concert table. She goes, I understand it. Problem. Yeah, then it tell us the kitchen was closing. Oh no, no, no no, no, no, we can't have the oh and she's kind of like baffled. I tell you what happened. The guy went to go probably take a smoke. Maybe he went to go do his side work and probably forgot he had a table over here and he didn't get our order. And then he came back and he was frantic, and now we don't got an on tree because I know that's what I used to do every once in a while at the late night when you want to go home. You get it like a head start on the ship you gotta do prior to leaving. So he comes back and he goes, uh, I'm so sorry. That's my fault because we we noticed that there was like a big group discussion over by the kitchen area, and I'll go, oh, ship, here we go something, something's going down. So he came back kind of with his tail between his legs and I apologize, it's my fault. We're gonna get the cook back when the fire up the stoves and we're gonna make you a fish. Yeah. I don't want to be that guy. But I came to to eat. The restaurant was fabulous. I'll go back again, but kitchen's closed. Whoa, So so what were you guys just having drinks at the beginning. Drake's appetizer in a salad and we wanted to get the fish here to lobster to cap it off. But but we didn't get it opportunity to do that, according to this guy. But then after I got the manager involved, she she, you know, got the cookback. The cook was probably in his underwear in the basement the locker room, trying to go home when she came down and said, get the funk back up there and cooked the fish. Well, ship, I mean, one hand, you're you're you're telling us this method we should do, and then the second here you telling us don't do this method. They might shut the kitchen down on you. Well, this this was the first time that's happened. I know, I know. Now, Um was I gonna say? Did uh? Did you not? Did you tip the guy bigger than you would have? Because of all this, we had a We had a pretty nice bill. I what do you mean, if anything, I should have tipped them less because he didn't ask us if we wanted any more food. But the guy was nice, nice guy, all good melos. Unbelievable. They got a lot of different locations. One in Montreal, think they got one in Las Vegas. They go one in Greece as well. I'm typically not a chain guy, but definitely checked that out. Then we went of this. Uh, I can't even pronounce it our pleddikashon. It's a French restaurant. That's all they do is folk rod. They do folk gron fries, folk gron Berger, folk rock, grilled cheese. I'm a huge folk rod guy. Again, it's a duck liver. What they do is they inflate the duck liver. They forced feed the duck. The way they treat the duck is probably not really all that right, but you know, the food is phenomenal. I'm sorry. Whatever they're doing to the duck, it tastes delicious. Sorry. Sorry for the saw in the background by the way, so no apologies for the duck. Comments about the duct though, Yeah the saw I got apology, but the duck now. But listen, the food was amazing, so I have to apologize to the Petro people in Montreal. I did find my groove. The food was fantastic. The shows were great. I was a little exhausted by the end of the week, but great seeing a lot of comedians I haven't seen in a while. UM shout out to a woman I forget her name, but I mentioned where I was staying on the podcast and she was an avid listener. So we're walking out to go to the to the show and we hear a woman go a lot of Gomez and we were kind of like taking it back because you know, it's Matreal and whta doesn't know anybody in Nottreal. And she's like, Hi, my name is so and so big fan of the cast, and I heard you were staying here, and I just wanted to come by and and take a photo. So she was she's hanging outside the hotel. Wow. Uh, so I gotta stopped telling the people where I'm staying, man, I mean listen to she was. She was a nice woman, don't get me wrong, but it was kind of like, I'm like, how the hell did you know I was staying here? In my head? But then she's like, told me it was on the cast, and I'm like, man, I shared it too much? Yeah, right, knock on my door, going, you stealing my ball because you want to get somebody coming to your plans? Going, you still furniture out of my yard? Nah, I never share it too much, baby, No, she's just look at but look at how classy the woman handled it right out front. Just want to say hello. It's not like she's in and the front desk, getting your hotel room number and trying to uh be some kind of fucking actually, man, I've never had can' I don't. Can you imagine someone knocking on your door going just want an autograph, Come on in, let's get coffee again. Well you don't think that's happened to that, these big rock stars where you know, the girls probably climbing up through the balcony. Yeah, well, I love one time brew what Jim Brewer told him. It's such a great story about he found out George Carlin was staying in his hotel. He told his story on the show once and he um wrote, George callin his handwritten letter. Yeah, brew was already accomplished and stuff. But he's like, I'm Jim Brewer. I don't know if you know who me. I'm a comedian. You know I've always wanted to meet you, and I heard you he already slid it under the door and he's like nothing, no contact. So you know, it makes you wonder how many letters to call and get from everybody through the years that, like even a fellow comedian. If I got a door slip on the from a comedian, I'd be like pro of course, let's jest. What do you think he did when he when he read the letter? Just like the maniacs and crazy people, the ones who live out where the buses don't run. I don't know. A part of me must feel like Colin didn't even see it, Like I don't even feel like a called Galley Carlin looks down to see the think he would just think it's a bill of something. You know, brew have found out that the guy at the front desk was a fan of Jim, so he gave Jim Carlin's room numbers. So Jim just slid it right under the door in the middle of the night. How do you Chinese menu? Yeah? How do you feel when you get something underneath the door, like when you're in bed? Do you hear like a little rustling? I always think it's like a rabbit or something that's in the room. It's kind of creepy, the thing just kind of sliding underneath. Did you feel that way? It's it's a it's a mine or breaking and entering man. Yeah. I when I lived in Manhattan, they said that once the Mexican or Chinese delivery guys would get in the hallway to deliver somewhere else because you buzz them in. Then they just start slipping them under every door. And you know, I was one of those few people that was home during the day, so like they'd slip one under my door, and sometimes they'll be right by the door and I literally pick it up and opened up the door and go, hey, hey, hey, you know when they're running down and keep the fucking man you outside, like throw it in the hallway. But it's like they don't care. They just whatever, guy scream all you want, I got two hundred under all the whole doors. Yeah, especially when they put the bill underneath the door. It's kind of like very informal, like, hey, you stayed with us, here's your bill. Get the hell out of you know, don't you want to Hey, how would you stay? Everything? Okay, rather than pay the bill, you're out? Yeah you wanna go. This is how they do it on the Love Boat. Captain Stooping shakes my hand on the way out. It says, I hope your life has changed. So yeah, but come on, isn't that isn't that really all you want? And you really want to sit at that dumb line one more time? Saying thanks for everything. Oho, my kidding, I got I got another thing. And I want to know how you would have behaved in this situation. At one of the restaurants, we were sitting at the bar and it was probably midwell. We had just finished our our entrees, and behind us we kept hearing I'd say, every every minute, we kept hearing this sound. Oh, somebody coughing. So it turned around to a young kid, is an Asian kid with two other Asians, and I say, about twenty five six years old, sleeveless shirt and coughing like like with no apologies, just so I'm like fun. So the other there's a group of other Asian women next to him, and they said to him, hey, you have allergies because I have allergy medicine. He goes, n, I'm good, and he kept coughing, Oh man, Asian man coughing. That would clear room where I'm oh God, So I call, I called the line. I go, what do you How is the right way to handle that? You're enjoying a beautiful male, You're paying pretty good damn money to do so, and you got this guy coughing up his his lungs behind you. Can you address that? He's not covering his mouth. He is, but it's so loud and obnoxious. First of all, if I was his buddies, and like I say, if I went out to dinner with you and you kept coughing like that, I go, we gotta leave. Yeah, I mean, of course, but that's like you don't hang out with people that would do that. But if he is covering his mouth, see that's tricky. That buys you a little more time to cough because you're covering your mouth. All right, I get it, but I mean overall, even with the mouth covered, I'm thinking a solid forty five seconds, maybe a full minute. If you're still coughing, you need to get up and leaf. And if you're not, I would say if I were you, I'd just be like, why don't why don't you step outside and take care of that man. Yeah, if you're coughing within an hour forty five times, it's it's excessive. And I think that you shouldn't be out in public ruining people's dinners. I mean, shif if I was coughing like that, I wouldn't even go out. But this guy, you're laughing, his buddies are laughing. Now, I don't know if this guy's got some type of condition where he can't help it. That's where I run into the problem because I was on the verge of going over there, and there's really no polite way of saying it. It's either you go up to a guy trying to order my dinner and enjoy it with my wife and the coffing is really really becoming a problem. I mean, there's no other way to put it. Yeah, you don't have to add the wife. It makes it seem like somehow your meal means more to you because you're married. That that would rub me. I'd probably keep coughing if you said that to me, if you just said I'm trying to enjoin my meal. No, no, you incorporate your wife. You always put the wife in there, because the wife sends a message to the offender saying, oh he's out. What is why? You know, if it was a bunch of guys, then it's like, oh, yeah, you want to fight, but I'm out with my wife. Yeah. Yeah, you got a point there. And then there's also that aspect we're saying, I could I could even deal with the coffin, but the wife, Yeah, you throw it on her, that's true. All right, Well were you in were you in Montreal? That was in Montreal. See, I don't even know if you have a right to say anything. I mean, but many you stop talking, he realizes you're not Canadian. I'd be like if I'm coughing in America and a French guy told me to stop coughing. Stick the fog group your ass pal. Well, this could have been from China for all I know. Alright, he's Asian, that's right, that's right. I already forgot that. Yes, see that. And and then on top of those Asians, they wear those masks, which make me think that they get things that we don't get right out of the gate. So I mean, you add that to the equation. Then you got Asian women telling an Asian man if he can stop coughing. I think the guy might have been al Qaeda coughing. I mean, but that's the thing today I did. As I get older, I can't, I mean, I mean, Jackie, were in a relatively clean hotel last on this road trip. We were in a nice clean highat and the couch and we had one bedroom, sweete board. Even the couch was clean. I still went in the other room and got two white hand towels and put them on the back of the couch so we put our head back to watch TV. My head is on the towel. As I get older, I don't know. Maybe it's doing the show with you, but I just can't take any of it anymore. Man, Yeah, it's you become almost O c D. You really do. Man, I'm seriously considering that sleep sack. Man. I mean it, bro every time I'm in a bed that's not mine. Fucking the skin cells. They say a bed after seven years is twice as heavy from the dead skin cells. Come on, I swear to god, dude, twice as heavy. That's how much skins coming off your body. Yeah. And even when I had a dog, right and I barely let my dog on beds, and I didn't like make out with my dog. It was a dog. I still once in a while let it on a hotel. But oh, the people probably fucking I don't know what they're doing with their animal. It's just it's just I need to sleep sack. Yeah, No, I I don't blame yet. Sometimes I look around the hotel and there's like a group that's staying at the hotel and it could be any group, but sometimes the group looks like dirty and I'm thinking to myself, what group was here last week that was sleeping on the beds? Exactly what I think. You're in the only room that always has clean, nice people. You know. What's like, I'd like to think that my room I'm staying in it is like the first time it was ever used. How about this, how about when you have a hotel. I'm going to open up a hotel and every time you stay in my hotel, you can see a photo profile everyone who's ever slept in that hotel before you and how many days they were in it. Oh yeah, yeah, a photo of the people that slept in your room. Yes, oh god, I would totally do that. What a concept. It's like, I gotta see who stayed in the room. And then you just start doing like a flipbook, a quick scroll through. Yeah, when you're like, no, you got another room, I'm not staying in this room there. Yeah, And then like and like once you reach maybe like a certain round of people, you throw out the bed and bringing a new That's another thing I'd like to know the age of my bed. I mean, would you want to know that. How how? What? What was this bed put in? Oh? Yeah, I mean could you imagine asking that at the front desk? Uh, we have you in room six oh two? Oh yeah, okay, well let me ask you something. How old is the bed? What the bed? Why did you put it in? The bed frame? The carvings you mean to fucking matchup? Oh god, I'm telling you, man, And it's and it's only that. But the flip side is I look at ice cream cone. I fell on the floor. I don't know. It's just the bodily laying parts. It's really grossing me out. Yeah, it's like the what's what's bleeding through the sheets? Hey, I'm trying to eat lunch? Heer? Yeah, oh man. Even even now, I gotta tell you, I'm getting a little lesson to uh using fucking fork. Somebody else used me thinking about what I'm thinking about bringing out. It's nasty. You look around he fu with the you're gonna bring your own utensils. I don't know Rich Voss, I don't know, man, he's got this quirky thing. I was at a restaurant once with him and he wanted catch up and the ladies like it's in front of you, and he's like, no, I need a new one. She's like it's like two thirds full, and he's like he only can use a brand new catchup. And the lady just went and got it, like and he literally has to take the plastic off around it. I'm like, you know, that's like all right if he's doing that, I'm getting utensils. Man. Yeah, well you're right, because do you ever stay in one of those hotels where they got like a kitchenette and then you open up the drawer and I look, I look at every piece of silverware in there? Do you or you just keep the take the first four? Can you start eating with it? I take one four, work one knife in one spoon, and I hold them on the water so long that they turn orange from the heat. I wash, I wash one of everything. What do you you trust? You trust the fucking zero that was in there before you would have made the mad don't care if you don't leave a dollar. She's just doing that? What is that too? What is that too? When they when they used to blow hot air on the fucking so I don't know what that disgusting? So you're blowing your your mouth, your particles from your mouth on the knife and then you're wet wiping it clean. But you make a good point. Man, Well that's what they do with the president. President goes to eat at a place. Uh, they bring his own diet, coke, his own glass, own fork on knife, everything. Oh see, Now there's something to be said for that. It really is, especially the forking knife and glass. The glass. Ye, So listen, speaking of this getting six or stuff were talking about, I wanted to ask you some do you do you ever throw up from a bad meal? Like do you even remember the last time? Because I hugged the bowl two days ago, I got a sensitive stomach and I want to get into it, but I want to know do you have a puke? Not from a meal? I mean maybe from like a poos a poos a food poisoning type of deal. But I've never ate like a meal and thought it was so off. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna throw this up later. Why what would you have? Well, I gotta tell you. My sister's husband is Greek, all right, And I'm telling you, I don't know. You haven't been here before the Greece. I've never been. But if if it's any indication where he makes you better be careful over there, boy, because every time I'm at that house, he seems to make lamb as usually his go to meat, but I always seem to buy. The time I get back into Manhattan late at night, about four or five in the morning, I puke and like I couldn't figure out, you know, because sometimes we have family functions and my dad brings a sauce. So I'm like, I don't don't know one of you guys just stuff just like this doesn't work for me. My father's I was like, hell, Laddie, you are You're talking about my sources fucking fantastic. So I really kind of owned it on my brother in law. And now we're on this vacation and you gotta take turns cooking. Now, Jackie and I go to first night, and I keep in mind we're on like a beechy house here, big family vacation. The first night, we bring uh this chevettes. It's a barber. It's a chicken marinate from Western New York that's hugely popular. It's unbelievable. We soak all these drumsticks, all this chicken for hours, and the vet is, and then I barbecue all this chicken over two and a half hours on a life flame, constantly marinating, a drinking beer, playing Van Morrison. We added corn on the cob and a little Italian bread, just ripped up, eat as you go. It was just it was unbelievable. I mean the people were loving it. Next day, my sister and brother in law go clam sauce with twenty of those tin cans and the canned clams, linguini and clam sauce, and as that opening, all the cans, like you know, sun stalk his tuna, but canned clams. I'm first of all, I'm thinking, what is this Christmas Eve at a beach house with the linguini clam slaus we should be bought with. But two, I'm like, this is gonna be a problem later, And uh it was. I puked it up, dude, what I can't handle? Ship? Isn't that pathetic? And it's like it was like four in the morning, and I feel myself getting hot and nauseous, and I keep burping the clam and I'm my god, damn, I knew I shouldn't had that clam. And then Jackie's like, well, why did you have it? I'm like, well, fucking why didn't you say I shouldn't have it? And she's what are you two? Why do I have to tell you? And I'm like, I couldn't believe you were having it. It was canned, and she's like, it was delicious. I go, but it was canned. And then I go and I hugged the ball, dude, and I just puke and one big boom and it's all gone, and I brushed my teeth and I'm like, fine, fine, man, you don't ever have that? What a what all the food you eat? No, I've never had a problem really in that sense, although yeah, I mean I had it. It might have been bad and you were throwing it up because maybe it was. Unless you're the only one that had the problem. Would you if you were making languini with clam sauce, would you go with canned clams? Nothing's canned. Okay, I'm saying, what do you have a nuclear fallout? I don't get the whole whole can thing. I mean fresh. If you can't get fresh clams, we can't have linguini with clam sauce. That's right, that's what you don't make it all right, all right? I thought I didn't know if I was alone with that. If if I would have saw that being prepared, I would have said that I'm gonna have to have something else. I was going to just go with light and buttered noodles. I should have. Yeah, I'm on this cleans You're you're on a what I'm gonna cleanse. What it's good for you. I didn't know you're supposed to take six shifts a day. That's not true. Twice a day, that's not true. That's what they used to think. Now they know you're supposed to shoot six times a day. So you're not drinking, you're not smoking weed. You're not I I'm drinking and smoking weed, but I'm on a cleanse. I'm not psychotic. Al right. Guys, we normally don't have guests, and the guests we do have are kind of a part of our life in some way. And this next guest we have is the CEO and founder is Cleans. Tim Martin. Welcome to the Pete and Sebastian Show. Thank you very much, pleasure to be here. Welcome Tim. We kind of right out of the gate, though, CEO and founder, I mean You're the CEO and founder of Sebastian Maniscalico, Inc. And I am a Pete Coryelli. Is ioa booming company right at gate? Or are we? Are we just getting this puppy going toim? Uh? Well we actually we've been around since two thousand six. Were the original home delivered juice cleans company out there. Oh wow, so we do got a big dog on the line here, Pete. I don't I don't get some guy that just got into the market. I get a guy that's been doing this for ten years and has a basically a celebrity clientele. He's been on CNN, he's been all over the place. Uh and uh, but but but this he is gonna kind of go into more of it. Because I'm doing the cleanse. I'm the third day in and last night I was going to rip my wife's head off. Um, I'm starving number one and I'm on your thirteen and cleanse and you have the juices numbered from like one to thirteen. Now, yesterday I went out of order. If I go out of order, does that screw up the entire cleanse? No? I mean you know those of recommendations, uh that are pretty loose I mean there's certain things like the water you should do in the beginning on an empty stomach. Uh, And there's certain drinks that start today that I'm pretty sure you probably did the right way, but you know later in the day. It it's kind of more a guideline. And if you have a better way that that suits your body, that's that's great. I mean, your your body is the bossom on this thing. Ultimately. Okay, because last night me and Lana got into an argument because Lana said that I have to do the juices in order or stuff's not gonna happen for me, and I go, it's just that it's just a guideline. So okay, exactly, people people need to be told what to do. And so there it is. Tim, I have to say that on some level when you or whoever in the company came up with but your body is the boss, you had to go shot that down. That down. That's a nice line. Your body is the boss. I'm gonna use that next time. I'm too so of work out and my body's my boss. Since telling me you were taking a day off, alright, cool, but you can go a little outside with the juices as long as you're doing these juices all within the thirteen day, all within one day on juices in one day, and I'm on day three now. Lana has told me that you have done and correct me if I'm wrong. A hundred days on this thing. I have actually hundred days on juice? Is there? How do you even survive? That's called the shipwrecked cleanse? Well? The thing, the the interesting thing is that the hardest days of a cleanse, no matter how long you're going, are gonna be days two and three, the days that you're on right now, sevestians. Um, you know, it gets super easy after that. You know, there's moments of you know where you might have to take a nap, or you have a headache, or you know, you have some kind of achiness, but that passes and you know, frankly with the help of a good bowel movement. Um. You know, as you know, we we supply you with a gentle herbal laxative to keep things moving. Um. So UM, I just want to say, though, didn't you do this? Last week's the best? And you get about two and you got about two three days and I guess and you quit. Yeah, last week I did two days this is my third day on the cleanse, and I feel get a lot a lot better than I did yesterday, and I've lost about six pounds. Wow, that's pretty good. But isn't that just isn't that just typical just not eating food? Uh No, it's you know, some of it's going to come back on, but uh you know that's a lot of that's real weight. You know, it's hard to say. It's it all depends on how much weight you have to lose and that kind of thing. Um, So, you know, every everybody is different. Um, but you know, as I was saying, I I generally recommend my clients go at least five days because that's when, like by days four and five is when you start to get the real euphoric energy rushes and the clarity and yeah, you really you really can see your skin shiny and tightening up, and you know, you just feel a lot. We're all right, Well, then maybe I have to extend the damn thing. I mean, I just I just love food so much, so I don't know. Well, the good news is that this is gonna make you enjoy food a hell lot more. I mean, you're gonna savor those that those bites, and you're gonna be more conscious of what you eat after the Clantons. You're gonna be you know, careful and and you know, thoughtful about what to eat hopefully, you know, and more intentional. Yeah, well, we've all got on a beach vacation and promised to do more writing in our journal when we got home too. But luckily your company's not going anyway because sepacial just tighten up every few months. But this is this is very interesting to me because, first of all, Tim, it sounds to me like if you're going to be a judge for like anything from the James Beard Awards to Iron Chef, you should be juicing for five days before you judge. Then you'll really be tasting the food for what it's worth. And now, what about from a health standpoint, I thought it was important to have a solid uh, you know, dump every once in a while. But if you go a hundred days straight, obviously we're just all liquid at that point, coming in and going out right. You know. The interesting thing is that's not true and and and when you think about it logically, you'll understand. So you know, you eat solid food, what happens when it goes into the stomach, it gets completely polarized in an acid bath, so it's liquid there. You know, it gets reformed and solids after that. So you know what you put in as far as whether it's solid or not, but isn't isn't dictating necessarily what comes out on the other or end. Uh. You know, after like thirty days on the cleans that time, you know, my my bowel movements actually started to turn solid after I had gotten I had been I had gotten most of the crazy toxic stuff out of me. So it's actually you know that it there was there were solid bowel movements there. And you know, by the I I lost about twenty pounds in the first twenty days of that hundred day cleans and then I lost like three or four pounds of the next eight days. And the reason why because on the ISO cleans there are super foods that we had to all the juices and the almond milk that are loaded with you know, thirty or forty different ingredients in each drink. So you're getting actually it's like your mainlining nutrition with this. I got, I got no, I got I got no solid nothing over here. Well, no, you're not gonna for a while. You're you're you're in you're in flatterer land. Now yeah yeah, well now all right, so if you do go a hundred days and I'm thinking too, now, what about your teeth? Do they need something to keep them, you know, filed down? Like do you know on something like? That's another myth. It's total psychological stuff. You know. Uh, you don't need to um, you know, just brush your teeth and lets your thing there. But interesting man and um um. I had one of the questions too, because I I did a crash sort of version of your thing um um over the course of seven days because I really was interested in getting too that euphoric spot. And I did get there. It's telling Sebastian for about a half hour or an hour, and then I just kind of start cheating and just want to see if I could. And it was amazing. But don't you sometimes feel when you get to that incredible euphoric stage, you realize, oh, wait, life isn't so great anyway that I don't need to be this on it. I may as well go enjoy like like it's almost like Tom Cruise they say lives in that place. I don't know if I've got the met him, have you ever sent juices to him? Brother, can't say when you first saught the company, were you self delivering the juices or did you always have a delivery guy for you? Were you the guy bringing a message? Yeah, in the beginning, I started in my home kitchen and was delivering it myself. I mean, actually that's how it started. I moved to l A in two thousands five from New York, and you know, I juiced every day since nine and I was trying to figure out what I was gonna I'll be doing here to make money. And I think the Israeli roommates that they loved the juice I made. I made it every day like a ritual at six pm. And when day they came down all excited, said we want to pay you to juice for us, And I was like, what, we pay you the best juice ser I had clients in my own house, and then the neighbors caught wind of it in Hollywood Hills and I had a little juice delivery route and bam. I I'm a serial entrepreneur, but I'd never had a company start itself without me even knowing it. Um and so you know. I was. It was two thousand six in the middle of l A and I and I. Because I was a juice company, I was necessarily exposed to all these different superfoods and lickxters and cleansing. I started experimenting with it and I got you know, the light bulb went off and I was like, Wow, no one really knows how to do this. Uh, and it's so valuable. I mean, I I I experienced such a transformational turnaround in my health. So I knew we were a cleansed company. And these cleans these juices compared to the competition, there's like no sugar in these or is there or I'm not tasting it is It's just it's there's a little you know, there's you know, there's the apple beaten carrot sugar that's in the rejuvenate juice that you have. Um, there's apple and pineapple sugar in the auxiliary juice. But no, you're you're correct. And we also add a little yukon to the almond milk to sweeten it. But you're correct. We it's a very minimal sugar cleanse, which is one of the downsides for most of the cleanses. Out there is that they really they sweeten it up, thinking that everyone that makes everyone happier and going to buy their cleans more. But it's it becomes less effective and less especially for weight loss. You'll really lose weight on this cleanse. Yeah no, I definitely am losing weight. And uh and oh is this nationwide? Could you get your juices? If someone's in Florida and they want to do the program, yea, we ship via Fetex nationwide States Continental by ten thirty every morning, it will be there there you have pete you got to get onto damn. Yeah, I and this is this really sounds great to him, man, I mean you got I mean even how you started out sounds fantastic. Now let's say you did like the two week version of your of your juice juicing, and then you're gonna just go back to eating what would like be like the hardest thing for your stomach that we generally eat to get down. Like if all of a sudden you tried to have a hand sandwich beef beef would be really you know, not not a good thing, right, I mean, your body is telling you why are we going back to this? Ye? Like, don't don't have a big glove of cheese. You know, see, because tim right in the in the easiest simplest terms, when your body doesn't have to break down all this crap we're putting in it, your body can use that energy for other stuff, right, correct, Yeah, and well that's exactly what's happening and cleansing. I'm glad you you snailed it, pete um and and it was that without an M I T vocabulary, which I heard you've taking fun of me last night. But but no, you're right. Basically what's happening with cleansing is that, you know, normally we eat solid food to gain energy, but the fact is digesting solid food takes most of your energy away. You know, That's why you have food called especially after empty calorie kind of food. But so when you're juice cleansing with liquid only, after twelve hours or more of liquid only, the body starts to recognize that it's it's on a liquid only program, that it's it's it doesn't need to use the energy that it normally does for digestion, and it kind of switches the metabolism into clean mode and starts to dump toxins at the cellular level. So it says, Okay, you know, we don't have to spend all this energy on food, let's spend it on healing the body. And that's what happens. So basically, the cleans kicks your body into high gear on doing what it already does on its own. The cleans is in no way a cure for anything, but it helps support your body cure itself. Yeah, I mean that's kind of help with people who lose it, are losing their hair even I would imagine. Yeah, absolutely well. I mean one of the teas that Sebastians drinking today, it's called Replenish, and it's a kidney or defying tea. It's a black tea and all all black foods and herbs like you know, black beans, they're all good for your kidneys. You should know, um. And the kidneys is you know, essentially the barometer for your your your physical body age um. And when you deplete the energy in the kidneys, that's when you're aging. So there's an herb in uh. The replenished tea called hoshu Wu, which is literally called the definition of Chinese is old black hair. Uh. So it it's used in China for you know, to to reverse gray hair into black hair. Well, Sebastian likes is salt and Peppa. We just don't want to fall out. Yeah, that's probably more of a genetic thing, all right, Yeah, but yeah, it makes your hair glow, bro, don't fail on the sea. I'm telling you, I'm looking at my skin right now. I'm starting to glow even just talking at him. Yeah. And and and the thing is now, we don't have very many guests. We very much both seem to believe in this, and I want to try it. And if you bail on it now, you're gonna be hurting business for Tim. You've committed, man, I mean, don't call later on call DJ LOEU at midnight. Go and at the Tim segment out, I mean, I'm eating cooks right now, please? Yes? What pizza? Yeah? No, Maybe we should try and do a follow up with Tim next week anyway, because you'll still be doing it, will coming off it. So well, let's do it. Let's say goodbye and do a follow up and plug him and Tim. Thanks man, Thanks go to i z O cleans dot com, pick up your pick up your juice fantastic. You feel great. After day two, you start to really start to glow. Like I said, my nails, my skin, and even the whites of my eyes look beautiful. So checked him out and thanks thanks for being on our show. I really do appreciate it. Cool. I just want to give a shout out to my man Michael pay from Electric black Horse, an amazing band. He's the one who actually tipped me off Pete to you talking ship last week. Oh really, what was I talking about? I just I tell you. Oh yeah, yeah, Sebastian was impressed with the big words, that's right. Yeah, So check check out my little Pete Vann Electric black Horse. They're awesome and I O Clints dot com. Yeah, listen, listen. We want to do a follow up with you next week because either way, either Sebastian is still gonna be doing it and I'll be great. And if he's not, we gotta figure out why he stopped so so so people should she, you know, keep doing this because everybody should do this. Man. It sounds like you guys got the best company and uh and the meantime Sebastian right there name then we'll google on this fucking band. Gwenna Paltro, We're gownneth Paltrow's favorite Clintons. That's enough, set. Oh are you in Goop? Are you in Goop? Yeah? You were? Yeah. You can check it on our press page at on our website, Timmy. If you're a Goop, you don't need to Pete and Sebastian show baby. Actually I do, because you guys are a common man, right, I mean you're representing you know, you know, a pit of a pedestal and yeah, just sitting right next to us. I'm the common man. I'm in Decony Beach right now. I'm in Delaware ship. Alright, guys, thank you. So who else did you see at Montreal? I mean, did you chatted with any any good talk and gossip? Was or any like? Oh so and so was the king of the festival? Or who who did I see? Um? Did I tell you hunt out with Bert Kreisher? No? Yeah, Bert, Steve Byrne, uh your old agent Frosty Ot Frost Yeah. We uh we all hung out one night at the bar. You know that at the Hyatt. There was a Netflix party, so that's free booze. So we were we were having a ball with just you know, Rhodes stories and just schoolfing around and god, blessed Lana. She stayed all eight nights. She was supposed to leave Wednesday, and she decided to stay. Thank god she did, because I would have went nuts without her. And I don't know, listen that. I don't know how these our wives do it, because to go to these shows and sit there and listen to this stuff, it's it's it's a special type of woman. Yeah, I know, man, especially over and over. I know, Oh my god, going to the show and having to hear after the show what worked and what did at home? Oh my god. So she was there. We who else did we see there that? You know, what's his name? De Rosa was there. They did that show. It's called the Roast Battle. It originated at the Comedy Store in Los Angeles and now it's becoming a big thing where two comics go up there and roast each other and then you get they get dged by other comics. So, uh, we saw that. There's a guy by the name of Jimmy Carr, who's an English guy who who won the whole thing, which he was just fabulous, unbelievable, just a man amongst boys up there when it comes to making fun of each other. Oh, god, quick witted, you know, just very well rehearsed. It just great, great stuff. I did a show called What's Happening Now, which is on Comedy Central. It's not gonna air, but it's a story time show. Have you ever heard of it? Ari Shafear hosts it, and basically, you get up and they give you a theme. The theme this time was crazy, a crazy story that happened to you. And you get up there and you just tell like a story a post to stand up where it's kind of like, you know, set up ponture. It's a different thing. I told the story about coming to Los Angeles with the coming soon and the head shots. Yes, yes, so I've had fun with that, something I typically wouldn't do. But you know what it's like, start doing some different stuff other than stand up. Londe and I were talking about it. They have a show called The Goddamn Comedy Jam, where is a live band. You would love this show. It's a live band that you have behind you. The host is a like an ex rock star musician and now he does comedy. So he's got the high energy and he gets the crowd going and there's three acts. You come up there, you do ten minutes of comedy stand up comedy, and then you pick a song and you tell why you're going to sing this song, and you in the band knows the song and you sing with the band, and some people get really into it. Bill Burr brings like outfits and wigs and ship and they sing with the band. Would you be into it? Yeah? Man, that would be fun. I mean I don't I don't know about getting wigs instead of yeah, but of course, I mean that's that's always fun. It's like karaoken yea karaoke right after stand up. So uh yeah, I'd love to do the show that I met the guy before in Los Angeles and he had asked if I wanted to come down, And of course the first thing I said, I go, I'm doing Billy Jane and he goes, all somebody else did that, Yeah, but ain't gonna do it like me. What about doing a little Sinatra? Man, I don't know. I'd like to do a little Billy Jean. Get to get the dance moves going. Yeah, oh ship, you gotta be fun. So yeah, just kind of branching out doing things that you know, maybe I to challenge me a little bit more other than just doing straight stand up, just to branch out a little bit. Being at the festival, I felt sometimes that I'm a guy who works on the outer circle of the stand up comedy world. I feel like everybody's kind of in a click and I'm in my own like world. But it was nice to kind of, you know, talk to people that I typically don't talk to or see. It was kind of good to integrate yourself into that environment. Yeah, I mean it is for a week. But seriously, though, when you think about it, you're a world is bigger than that little click. I mean, all those people in that little click aspire to have big followings and you know, I mean it's I don't know, dude, you just feeling that way because you just left there. You want to go sing one sing once you're stand up and you assumed to be in movies and acting. I'm just saying it was good to kind of, like, uh, for for for people who who do stand up for a living or on the road alone a lot, it was just cool to be around that environment for a little bit, that's all. Yeah, No, it always just fun. Man. I'm surprised that guy Jimmy Carr was like he was on the show I did with you. Yeah, I'm surprised he won, just because you know, you would think it would be someone who's much more streaked, you know, not at the end of the day, like like because you said he was well rehearsed. How can you be rehearsed if you're making fun of somebody, Like, well, what I'm saying is his jokes that he had written, We're really really good. But then he was also off the cuff, like he would take uh a ripping from the guy and and and and take what he said and do something like improvisation. And I was like, wow, this guy is really quick with and sometimes it takes me like I can't work that way. Sometimes that I can and I can't, but this guy was consistent with it and it was a joy to watch. So also I saw what's his name up there who opened up for you? I think in Bananas Vladimir Kamo. Yeah, I think it's that's how he opened me for me a couple of times. Good guy, really funny and uh really polite, knows his ship, so I shout out to him. He's also friends with a guy that opens up for me. His name is Mike Gaffney checked him out as well, So two up and coming young comedians that and also Jason Lawhead. I have to throw him in there too, because he's another guy that's really funny. So yeah, I saw him at him, met a lot of nice people up there, had a ball, and it's good to be back home, moving out of my place. Uh. I rented a storage unit. And here's something I don't know if you had any experience with, but I rented a storage unit because we got to store some things. And I went down there and I'm looking around at people at storage units and I feel like the people that rent storage units are hiding illegal ship. Have you any even experience with this? Like like you, he looks like they're being surprised. Like we walk around the corner and a guy that was getting some stuff out of his locker, his his his storage and it was like, oh, like like we scared him because he was putting a body in there or something. Well. I always find like everybody who's got a storage unit, is this usually a story behind why you got it? Like you guys, right now, you've got this construction that never seems to come to an end. Maybe somebody else is going through a tumultuous moment in their relationship. But number one, you don't tend to store I feel really expensive ship in there. And then if you're not putting expensive ship in there, kind of life do you have that you can't even find space for a couple of fucking laun chance. Like, it's just all very interesting to me. So well, I think there are guys that live in him. I heard, Well the guy next to me, I'm looking into his and he's got like the garage half closed. Which another thing. It's like, open up the full garage already because I'm thinking, if you got it half closed, what's on the other top? But the ship that you got in there and you don't want me to see? Yeah, his apartment, that's what's in there. Man. Yeah, and this guy had about seven eight p M machines in his storage unit. Now I'm like, did he stealing or yeah? Is he renting that? Like? What how does that happen? That's interesting? Man? Yeah? Well I mean storage Wars, Baby, the whole show is based on that. Wow. Yeah. Um, I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm shot, dude, You're done. Yeah, I can't. I don't have much. I mean, I'm really tired. I gotta get back out there, get back out there. No no reason to apologize. Man, you know what, maybe you should get out of Cleanse because I got energy galore. Right, I'm glowing. I know, I see that. I mean, like I said, I wanted to get on this Cleanse, but now apparently it's like I don't know, a hundred bucks of data cleansing out, I don't know if I can do it. You got any shows coming up on? What? What do I got? Uh? We just added a show at Levity Live Sunday at nine thirty. Uh. When is this? Let me get the proper date for everybody. We just added it today. This is when I come back from my vacation. August thirty, Levity Live West Nyack come out, nine thirty show we just added. Also want to uh tell people Foxwood's Casino on September as well as UH Hampton Beach Casino Ballroom in September eleven Friday Night, UH and two more Vancouver September and September nine in Portland. Go to Sebastian Live dot com. Go to the tour schedule, get your tickets. What do you got? I got Um, okay. This weekend Tampa Side Split is in Tampa, Florida Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Um, come on down, man, I love that club. And then oh end Sunday, I'll be the Actually uh next week at to data be the Cincinnati funny Bone and go to Pete Coreli dot com dates. What's that? I'm sorry, I just lost you. Go ahead, oh Cincinnati funny Bone. After the Tampa side Split is, go to Pete Correlli dot com the dates. This Sunday, knew the Pete newsletter drops, so go to Pete Kreli dot com and sign up for that. Dude, I'm sorry the energy wasn't top shelf. Good beach house going on here, go do go spend time with your family. Will reconnect next week. Thanks for listening to the Pete Sebastian Show. Please share us on Facebook, Twitter, all your social media. Thanks for listening and we'll see you next week. Yeah, good luck with the cleans Man. Thanks good hanging. The show has ended. Sadie did a scream so loud today that the entire pool looked over and concerned. But it was just one of these sheer screams of joy, like like like she didn't know how to say I'm having such a good fucking time, so she's just screamed man. And then when everyone realized what it was, everybody just laughed because it was so cute.