Distillery has fence stolen

Happy Meals are better with beer

Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1

Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2

MA Update

Half-Ass Bar robbed

What Matt read vs. the real headline

This morning on The Morning After, a distillery in Albuquerque had their fence stolen, Happy Meals are better with beer, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, we had an update on the woman that has been arrested multiple times in South Carolina, our MVP was a 28-year old posing as a high school student, the Half-Ass Bar was robbed, and a man didn’t have his third penis removed, but he did have a third of his penis removed.

00:13 - Distillery has fence stolen
08:15 - Happy Meals are better with beer
13:59 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
21:15 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
26:04 - MA Update
31:50 - MVP
40:05 - Half-Ass Bar robbed
45:56 - What Matt read vs. the real headline

This morning on The Morning After, a distillery in Albuquerque had their fence stolen, Happy Meals are better with beer, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, we had an update on the woman that has been arrested multiple times in South Carolina, our MVP was a 28-year old posing as a high school student, the Half-Ass Bar was robbed, and a man didn&rsquo;t have his third penis removed, but he did have a third of his penis removed.
00:13 - Distillery has fence stolen 08:15 - Happy Meals are better with beer 13:59 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 21:15 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 26:04 - MA Update 31:50 - MVP 40:05 - Half-Ass Bar robbed 45:56 - What Matt read vs. the real headline

This is The Morning After Audio Dump. Bummed you didn't hear The MVP, Florida/Not Florida, Unqualified Love Advice, Missed Connections, or any of the other idiocy you've come to expect from Matt and Adam on Z93 every weekday morning? This is where you can get caught up!

This is The Morning After Audio Dump. Bummed you didn't hear The MVP, Florida/Not Florida, Unqualified Love Advice, Missed Connections, or any of the other idiocy you've come to expect from Matt and Adam on Z93 every weekday morning? This is where you can get caught up!

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The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast -May 7th, 2026

Why You Mad, Bro?

Shrine to pray for concert tickets

Missed Connections

Two alligators fighting

Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After, a woman stabbed her hairstylist on ‘Why You Mad, Bro?,’ there’s a shrine you can pray to for concert tickets, a man was searching for his muse and she was searching for him on Missed Connections, a woman found two alligators fighting on her porch, our MVP was operating a drone while drunk (along with a couple of other things), and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.

00:13 - Why You Mad, Bro?
09:11 - Shrine to pray for concert tickets
14:44 - Missed Connections
24:23 - Two alligators fighting
28:10 - MVP
36:17 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After, a woman stabbed her hairstylist on &lsquo;Why You Mad, Bro?,&rsquo; there&rsquo;s a shrine you can pray to for concert tickets, a man was searching for his muse and she was searching for him on Missed Connections, a woman found two alligators fighting on her porch, our MVP was operating a drone while drunk (along with a couple of other things), and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:13 - Why You Mad, Bro? 09:11 - Shrine to pray for concert tickets 14:44 - Missed Connections 24:23 - Two alligators fighting 28:10 - MVP 36:17 - Things We Missed

 The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - May 8th, 2026

‘Poop-nami’ closes beaches in CA

Eye injuries from a Thermos

Florida/Not Florida

Canadian fiddle player suing Google

Pope has customer service problems

Robot causes flight delay

This morning on The Morning After, a ‘poop-nami’ is closing beaches in California, people are experiencing eye injuries after opening their Thermoses, a woman broke into a home to steal a Dr. Pepper on Florida/Not Florida, a well-known Canadian fiddle player is suing Google for labeling him a sex offender, our MVP tried to chase a kid on a bike down with her car, the Pope also struggles getting answers from customer service, and a robot caused a flight delay in Oakland.

00:13 - ‘Poop-nami’ closes beaches in CA
06:59 - Eye injuries from a Thermos
13:41 - Florida/Not Florida
22:49 - Canadian fiddle player suing Google
29:45 - MVP
36:13 - Pope has customer service problems
42:44 - Robot causes flight delay

This morning on The Morning After, a &lsquo;poop-nami&rsquo; is closing beaches in California, people are experiencing eye injuries after opening their Thermoses, a woman broke into a home to steal a Dr. Pepper on Florida/Not Florida, a well-known Canadian fiddle player is suing Google for labeling him a sex offender, our MVP tried to chase a kid on a bike down with her car, the Pope also struggles getting answers from customer service, and a robot caused a flight delay in Oakland.
00:13 - &lsquo;Poop-nami&rsquo; closes beaches in CA 06:59 - Eye injuries from a Thermos 13:41 - Florida/Not Florida 22:49 - Canadian fiddle player suing Google 29:45 - MVP 36:13 - Pope has customer service problems 42:44 - Robot causes flight delay

 The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - May 6th, 2026

More men getting penis filler

Funeral for closed Taco Bell

People making digital versions of exes

Teens drawing mustaches on their faces

Couple sets up site for ‘wedding crashers’

This morning on The Morning After, more men are getting penis filler, a meme artist in Seattle held a funeral for a long-closed Taco Bell, a man drove a stolen car to the police station on Florida/Not Florida, people in China are making digital versions of their exes, our MVP bit his dad’s thumb off during a hotly contested darts match, teens in the UK are bypassing age gates by drawing mustaches on their faces, and a couple setup a website for people to sign up to ‘crash’ your wedding.

00:13 - More men getting penis filler
08:32 - Funeral for closed Taco Bell
15:03 - Florida/Not Florida
22:03 - People making digital versions of exes
28:08 - MVP
37:09 - Teens drawing mustaches on their faces
43:07 - Couple sets up site for ‘wedding crashers’

This morning on The Morning After, more men are getting penis filler, a meme artist in Seattle held a funeral for a long-closed Taco Bell, a man drove a stolen car to the police station on Florida/Not Florida, people in China are making digital versions of their exes, our MVP bit his dad&rsquo;s thumb off during a hotly contested darts match, teens in the UK are bypassing age gates by drawing mustaches on their faces, and a couple setup a website for people to sign up to &lsquo;crash&rsquo; your wedding.
00:13 - More men getting penis filler 08:32 - Funeral for closed Taco Bell 15:03 - Florida/Not Florida 22:03 - People making digital versions of exes 28:08 - MVP 37:09 - Teens drawing mustaches on their faces 43:07 - Couple sets up site for &lsquo;wedding crashers&rsquo;

The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast -May 7th, 2026

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