This morning on The Morning After, jealousy caused a monkey to get drunk and go on a rampage, a woman went to rehab for her cheese addiction, a man was masturbating in someone’s backyard on Florida/Not Florida, a clown was arrested for promoting prostitution in Pennsylvania, our MVP helped fight a fire and fought another firefighter, a turf war broke out between a firebreather and a mariachi band, and a mom threw a tantrum when her son didn’t receive an award.

00:03 - Jealous monkey goes on rampage
09:14 - Woman goes to rehab for cheese addiction
16:01 - Florida/Not Florida
23:31 - Clown promotes prostitution
28:55 - MVP
38:30 - Firebreather vs. mariachi band
44:48 - Mom throws tantrum when son doesn’t win award