This morning on The Morning After, a woman called 911 after she got ‘cold feet’ on a date, a Philadelphia festival needs help getting their meats and cheeses from atop a greasy pole, a man stole a collection of odd things on Florida/Not Florida, a man is suing Apple after his wife discovered he was texting hookers, our MVP is a true bro (even though he probably shouldn’t have been), The Sperminator has retired, and a psychic medium claims spirits force her to pound her drinks at the bar.
00:03 - Woman calls 911 after getting ‘cold feet’
06:40 - Meats and cheeses atop greasy pole
11:32 - Florida/Not Florida
19:07 - Man suing Apple over texts to hookers
25:48 - MVP
34:58 - The Sperminator has retired
40:41 - Psychic medium says spirits force her to pound drinks