This morning on The Morning After, a man known as ‘The Eunuch Maker’ is going to prison, the portal between New York City and Dublin has already been shut down, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a man with more money than he knows what to do with bought a waterslide from a defunct amusement park, our MVP tipped over a porta-potty, a woman told police she had to go ‘poopy’ (and she did), and a lawyer missed her client’s testimony after her baked potato lunch caused her to fall asleep.

00:03 - ‘The Eunuch Maker’ is going to prison
10:33 - Portal between NYC and Dublin is closed
16:27 - Florida/Not Florida
27:12 - Man buys waterslide from defunct park
33:10 - MVP
41:41 - Woman tells police she has to go ‘poopy’
48:19 - Lawyer falls asleep after eating baked potato