This morning on The Morning After, a man painted a boat on his fence after being told to put up a fence to conceal his boat, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, two seniors in Illinois hired someone to following their principal and play the bagpipes, our MVP stole a boat he didn’t know how to drive, a cop is out of a job after appearing in a video on OnlyFans, and porch pirates aren’t just stealing packages off porches anymore.

00:03 - Man paints boat on fence
06:41 - Florida/Not Florida
16:52 - Seniors hire bagpiper to follow principal
22:39 - MVP
33:39 - Cop loses job after appearing in OnlyFans video
40:17 - Porch pirates aren’t just stealing from porches