This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a California man got stuck in a campground toilet after trying to retrieve his sunglasses, massage guns aren’t supposed to be used on your eyes, a firefighter pooped in a box on Florida/Not Florida, another couple had a bag filled with drugs labeled ‘Not a Bag Full of Drugs,’ our MVP got a ticket, called 911 to argue a ticket, and then got arrested for having drugs in her vagina, and another Arizona resident was arrested for speeding (this time, en route to a LARPing event).

00:13 - CA man stuck in campground toilet
09:33 - Don’t use massage gun on your eyes
15:12 - Florida/Not Florida
23:56 - Definitely not a bag filled with drugs
29:23 - MVP
39:32 - LARPer caught speeding in AZ