This morning on The Morning After, a man managed to break his penis horizontally, a judge has decided that you can be drunk while teaching in California, a woman couldn’t afford to get arrested on Florida/Not Florida, Pittsburgh needs more plumbers, our MVP threw a tantrum at his birthday party that included shooting at a police helicopter, a town in the UK is upset about the smell coming from the landfill next door, and Rice University’s underwear party has been canceled.

00:03 - Man broke his penis vertically
08:09 - You can teach elementary school drunk
14:06 - Florida/Not Florida
21:45 - Not enough plumbers in Pittsburgh
27:54 - MVP
36:12 - Town near landfill is upset about smell
41:27 - Rice University’s underwear party is canceled