This morning on The Morning After, just because you can be naked in one place doesn’t mean you can be naked everywhere, a building that was almost done is already being torn down in Japan, a man with a stick wanted drugs on Florida/Not Florida, a 30-year old penguin recently had a kid with her ‘boy toy,’ our MVP tried to barter at the ice cream parlor, a woman is suing a company after a pot blew up and burned her crotch, and a man tried to take twenty cans of SPAM with him on a plane.

00:03 - You can’t be naked everywhere
08:50 - Nearly-finished condo already being torn down
15:10 - Florida/Not Florida
22:26 - 30-year old penguin has baby with ‘boy toy’
28:20 - MVP
36:46 - Woman suing after pot explosion
43:33 - Man takes 20 cans of SPAM on plane