This morning on The Morning After, we covered Defector.com’s list of things people got stuck in their penises, vaginas, and rectums in 2025, people gathered in Glasgow to watch a man get kicked in the balls, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a bus driver in Detroit is accused of leaving a bus full of people to go have sex with a coworker, our MVP tried to chase down a 10-year old porch pirate with his mail truck, a AI program claimed in a report that a police officer was turned into a frog, and a man broke into an apartment, assaulted a resident, and peed on him.

00:13 - Things We Got Stuck 2025
09:55 - People gather to watch man get kicked
16:00 - Florida/Not Florida
24:16 - Bus driver leaves bus to have sex
29:52 - MVP
38:39 - Police officer turned into a frog
44:00 - Man breaks in, assaults, pees