This morning on The Morning After, a bar owner in New Jersey is looking for his beloved walrus penis, a man won a lawsuit after losing two-inches of his penis following a surgery, Teagan joined us for the first Unqualified Love Advice of 2026, a man in Australia found a safe in the ocean filled with something surprising, our MVP rode a horse into a Texas Target, a woman hoping to become a mermaid was arrested after going into her neighbor’s pond, and a couple in Turkey is getting divorced after the husband was accused of commenting on other women’s photos on social media.

00:13 - Walrus penis stolen from bar
07:42 - Man loses two-inches of penis after surgery
13:58 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
21:12 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
26:41 - Safe found filled with something surprising
33:31 - MVP
41:56 - Woman hoping to become a mermaid arrested
49:08 - Turkish couple divorcing over social media comments