This morning on The Morning After, just a reminder that you should never put a live leech in your penis, a woman threatened people with a knife and a cast iron skillet on Florida/Not Florida, a man had a cautionary tale for anyone with a ‘booger wall,’ our MVP was a Detroit teenager that was accused of robbing pizza delivery people, an app in China wants to know if you’re still alive, and a woman asked a court whether or not she should have lost her job after her significant other tried to murder their boss.

00:13 - Don’t put a live leech in your penis
04:42 - Florida/Not Florida
13:40 - Cautionary tale for anyone with a booger wall
21:56 - MVP
28:46 - ‘Are you alive?’ App available in China
34:38 - Woman asks court about job loss