MA Update

Florida/Not Florida

Bear-proof automatic doors

Drunk raccoon-themed drinks

DoorDasher drops food on porch

This morning on The Morning After, we had an update on Poop Watch 2025, a man sent meth through the tube at his bank on Florida/Not Florida, a company in Japan is selling bear-proof automatic doors, our MVP stole a car and then stole it again, the liquor store where the drunk raccoon passed out has new drunk raccoon-themed drinks, and a DoorDash driver was caught dropping food on a customer’s porch and putting it back in the bag.

00:13 - MA Update
04:34 - Florida/Not Florida
12:51 - Bear-proof automatic doors
19:42 - MVP
27:21 - Drunk raccoon-themed drinks
32:11 - DoorDasher drops food on porch

This morning on The Morning After, we had an update on Poop Watch 2025, a man sent meth through the tube at his bank on Florida/Not Florida, a company in Japan is selling bear-proof automatic doors, our MVP stole a car and then stole it again, the liquor store where the drunk raccoon passed out has new drunk raccoon-themed drinks, and a DoorDash driver was caught dropping food on a customer&rsquo;s porch and putting it back in the bag. 00:13 - MA Update 04:34 - Florida/Not Florida 12:51 - Bear-proof automatic doors 19:42 - MVP 27:21 - Drunk raccoon-themed drinks 32:11 - DoorDasher drops food on porch

This is The Morning After Audio Dump. Bummed you didn't hear The MVP, Florida/Not Florida, Unqualified Love Advice, Missed Connections, or any of the other idiocy you've come to expect from Matt and Adam on Z93 every weekday morning? This is where you can get caught up!

This is The Morning After Audio Dump. Bummed you didn't hear The MVP, Florida/Not Florida, Unqualified Love Advice, Missed Connections, or any of the other idiocy you've come to expect from Matt and Adam on Z93 every weekday morning? This is where you can get caught up!

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The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - December 8th, 2025

Don’t put a live leech in your penis

Cautionary tale for anyone with a booger wall

‘Are you alive?’ App available in China

Woman asks court about job loss

This morning on The Morning After, just a reminder that you should never put a live leech in your penis, a woman threatened people with a knife and a cast iron skillet on Florida/Not Florida, a man had a cautionary tale for anyone with a ‘booger wall,’ our MVP was a Detroit teenager that was accused of robbing pizza delivery people, an app in China wants to know if you’re still alive, and a woman asked a court whether or not she should have lost her job after her significant other tried to murder their boss.

00:13 - Don’t put a live leech in your penis
04:42 - Florida/Not Florida
13:40 - Cautionary tale for anyone with a booger wall
21:56 - MVP
28:46 - ‘Are you alive?’ App available in China
34:38 - Woman asks court about job loss

This morning on The Morning After, just a reminder that you should never put a live leech in your penis, a woman threatened people with a knife and a cast iron skillet on Florida/Not Florida, a man had a cautionary tale for anyone with a &lsquo;booger wall,&rsquo; our MVP was a Detroit teenager that was accused of robbing pizza delivery people, an app in China wants to know if you&rsquo;re still alive, and a woman asked a court whether or not she should have lost her job after her significant other tried to murder their boss. 00:13 - Don&rsquo;t put a live leech in your penis 04:42 - Florida/Not Florida 13:40 - Cautionary tale for anyone with a booger wall 21:56 - MVP 28:46 - &lsquo;Are you alive?&rsquo; App available in China 34:38 - Woman asks court about job loss

The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - January 12th, 2026

Walrus penis stolen from bar

Man loses two-inches of penis after surgery

Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1

Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2

Safe found filled with something surprising

Woman hoping to become a mermaid arrested

Couple divorcing over social media comments

This morning on The Morning After, a bar owner in New Jersey is looking for his beloved walrus penis, a man won a lawsuit after losing two-inches of his penis following a surgery, Teagan joined us for the first Unqualified Love Advice of 2026, a man in Australia found a safe in the ocean filled with something surprising, our MVP rode a horse into a Texas Target, a woman hoping to become a mermaid was arrested after going into her neighbor’s pond, and a couple in Turkey is getting divorced after the husband was accused of commenting on other women’s photos on social media.

00:13 - Walrus penis stolen from bar
07:42 - Man loses two-inches of penis after surgery
13:58 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
21:12 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
26:41 - Safe found filled with something surprising
33:31 - MVP
41:56 - Woman hoping to become a mermaid arrested
49:08 - Turkish couple divorcing over social media comments

This morning on The Morning After, a bar owner in New Jersey is looking for his beloved walrus penis, a man won a lawsuit after losing two-inches of his penis following a surgery, Teagan joined us for the first Unqualified Love Advice of 2026, a man in Australia found a safe in the ocean filled with something surprising, our MVP rode a horse into a Texas Target, a woman hoping to become a mermaid was arrested after going into her neighbor&rsquo;s pond, and a couple in Turkey is getting divorced after the husband was accused of commenting on other women&rsquo;s photos on social media. 00:13 - Walrus penis stolen from bar 07:42 - Man loses two-inches of penis after surgery 13:58 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 21:12 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 26:41 - Safe found filled with something surprising 33:31 - MVP 41:56 - Woman hoping to become a mermaid arrested 49:08 - Turkish couple divorcing over social media comments

The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - January 8th, 2026

Fortune teller steals phone

Town smells like delicious donuts

Man suing restaurant for exposing infidelity

Squatter removal services

This morning on The Morning After, a fortune teller stole a client’s phone to prove they were going to have bad luck, we had an update on a former NFL player’s massive member, a man robbed a meat market naked on Florida/Not Florida, people in a small town are complaining about the delicious donut smell being created by a new factor, our MVP stole his ex-girlfriend’s car while she was giving birth to their baby, a man is suing a restaurant for exposing his infidelity in a TikTok video, and there’s a man in California that offers squatter removal services.

00:13 - Fortune teller steals phone
07:49 - MA Update
13:49 - Florida/Not Florida
23:01 - Town smells like delicious donuts
29:11 - MVP
38:30 - Man suing restaurant for exposing infidelity
45:32 - Squatter removal services

This morning on The Morning After, a fortune teller stole a client&rsquo;s phone to prove they were going to have bad luck, we had an update on a former NFL player&rsquo;s massive member, a man robbed a meat market naked on Florida/Not Florida, people in a small town are complaining about the delicious donut smell being created by a new factor, our MVP stole his ex-girlfriend&rsquo;s car while she was giving birth to their baby, a man is suing a restaurant for exposing his infidelity in a TikTok video, and there&rsquo;s a man in California that offers squatter removal services. 00:13 - Fortune teller steals phone 07:49 - MA Update 13:49 - Florida/Not Florida 23:01 - Town smells like delicious donuts 29:11 - MVP 38:30 - Man suing restaurant for exposing infidelity 45:32 - Squatter removal services

The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - December 8th, 2025

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