This morning on The Morning After, you shouldn’t put sugar on your butthole to treat your hemorrhoids, a pastor in the UK did a baptism as wrong as you possibly could, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, two guys got drunk and stole 96 bananas from a convenience store, our MVPs picked up a dead alligator from the side of the road and strapped it to the roof of the car, a woman has been accused of stealing electricity from her neighbor while he was hospitalized, and a world record for the most Michael Myers in one place was set recently.

00:13 - Don’t put sugar on your butthole
08:48 - Baptism goes very wrong in the UK
14:37 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
21:55 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
26:20 - Two drunks stole 96 bananas
32:53 - MVP
42:12 - Neighbor stealing electricity
49:03 - Michael Myers world record