This morning on The Morning After, a school board member is on the outs after telling a teenage student she’s ‘hot,’ fatal diarrhea is something we should be more concerned about, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a dominatrix will no longer participate in fart fetishes, our MVP took cocaine to ‘The Happiest Place on Earth,’ a family found a skull during their Easter egg hunt, and a woman found a man’s sexual conquests written on a wall during a home renovation.

00:13 - Board member tells student she’s ‘hot’
09:19 - Fatal diarrhea
14:46 - Florida/Not Florida
24:36 - Dominatrix won’t do fart fetishes
29:40 - MVP
38:44 - Skull found during Easter egg hunt
43:11 - Sexual conquests written on wall