This morning on The Morning After, a woman tried to bite off her husband’s tongue on ‘Why you mad, bro?,’ a Pokemon Go player was disqualified from a tournament for ‘unsportsmanlike conduct,’ a man got stuck in a chimney on Florida/Not Florida, a man stole hockey sticks in what’s being described as ‘the most Canadian crime ever,’ our MVP told police he speeds all the time, the Internet is debating whether or not a man with a massive McDonalds order should have gone inside, and an angry beaver had to be wrangled in New Jersey.

00:13 - Why you mad, bro?
08:18 - Pokemon Go player disqualified
15:21 - Florida/Not Florida
24:31 - Hockey stick theft
29:29 - MVP
38:08 - Massive McDonalds order
44:17 - Angry beaver wrangled in NJ