This morning on The Morning After, the ‘large anomaly’ in a man’s pants was just a kilo of cocaine, a Japanese ‘idol’ is letting fans smell her armpits, a man was exposing himself and punching mailboxes on Florida/Not Florida, the Seagull Screeching Championship was held recently in Belgium, our MVP shot at three women who filled their water cup with pop, a new art installation features robot dogs wearing realistic human masks, and a tourist could be going to prison in Singapore for licking a straw.

00:13 - ‘Large anomaly’ in man’s pants was cocaine
09:15 - Japanese ‘idol’ lets fans sniff her pits
17:04 - Florida/Not Florida
25:10 - Seagull Screeching Championship
31:10 - MVP
38:03 - Robot dogs wearing human masks
44:19 - Tourist arrested for licking straw