This morning on The Morning After, a temple makes you drink a cow urine and feces cocktail before entering, a man dropped a bag of drugs while walking into court, a Michael Myers mannequin got shot up on Florida/Not Florida, two pilots were reprimanded for their plane-drawn penises, our MVP is a soon-to-be former substitute teacher that was twerking in class, a man sold a watch he thought was fake (it wasn’t) and he was charged with a crime, and a dumpster company dumped a dumpster in someone’s driveway after they didn’t pay.

00:13 - Cow urine and feces cocktail
09:11 - Man drops bag of drugs
13:48 - Florida/Not Florida
21:26 - Pilots reprimanded for plane-drawn penises
27:45 - MVP
36:17 - Man sold ‘fake’ watch
41:52 - Dumpster company dumps dumpster