This morning on The Morning After, a man in Florida was caught masturbating in a parking garage by an IT worker, scientists are trying to make sheep burp and fart less, a man stole 20 packages of sausage on Florida/Not Florida, a matador was recently gored right in the butthole, our MVP singed his eyebrows while stealing gas, a man slapped his neighbor for pounding his schnitzel too loud, and a female bodybuilder gets paid to make tap out.

00:13 - Man caught masturbating in parking garage
08:44 - Burpless and fartless sheep
15:09 - Florida/Not Florida
22:13 - Matador gets gored in butthole
28:08 - MVP
35:47 - Man was pounding his schnitzel too loud
40:08 - Female bodybuilder makes men tap out