Beat Off Cancer

Sober bar manager got DUI

Missed Connections

Delivery robots attacked in Philly

Nose ring trapped in lung

Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After, a new campaign wants you to ‘Beat Off Cancer,’ the manager of a sober bar got a DUI, a man knew the best way to cook an eggplant on Missed Connections, food delivery robots are getting attacked in Philadelphia, our MVP attacked someone while waiting for a job interview, a woman’s cough was caused by her missing nose ring, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.

00:13 - Beat Off Cancer
07:56 - Sober bar manager got DUI
12:43 - Missed Connections
23:28 - Delivery robots attacked in Philly
29:27 - MVP
38:39 - Nose ring trapped in lung
43:53 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After, a new campaign wants you to &lsquo;Beat Off Cancer,&rsquo; the manager of a sober bar got a DUI, a man knew the best way to cook an eggplant on Missed Connections, food delivery robots are getting attacked in Philadelphia, our MVP attacked someone while waiting for a job interview, a woman&rsquo;s cough was caused by her missing nose ring, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.
00:13 - Beat Off Cancer 07:56 - Sober bar manager got DUI 12:43 - Missed Connections 23:28 - Delivery robots attacked in Philly 29:27 - MVP 38:39 - Nose ring trapped in lung 43:53 - Things We Missed

This is The Morning After Audio Dump. Bummed you didn't hear The MVP, Florida/Not Florida, Unqualified Love Advice, Missed Connections, or any of the other idiocy you've come to expect from Matt and Adam on Z93 every weekday morning? This is where you can get caught up!

This is The Morning After Audio Dump. Bummed you didn't hear The MVP, Florida/Not Florida, Unqualified Love Advice, Missed Connections, or any of the other idiocy you've come to expect from Matt and Adam on Z93 every weekday morning? This is where you can get caught up!

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 The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - April 10th, 2026

Don’t put sugar on your butthole

Baptism goes very wrong in the UK

Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1

Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2

Two drunks stole 96 bananas

Neighbor stealing electricity

Michael Myers world record

This morning on The Morning After, you shouldn’t put sugar on your butthole to treat your hemorrhoids, a pastor in the UK did a baptism as wrong as you possibly could, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, two guys got drunk and stole 96 bananas from a convenience store, our MVPs picked up a dead alligator from the side of the road and strapped it to the roof of the car, a woman has been accused of stealing electricity from her neighbor while he was hospitalized, and a world record for the most Michael Myers in one place was set recently.

00:13 - Don’t put sugar on your butthole
08:48 - Baptism goes very wrong in the UK
14:37 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
21:55 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
26:20 - Two drunks stole 96 bananas
32:53 - MVP
42:12 - Neighbor stealing electricity
49:03 - Michael Myers world record

This morning on The Morning After, you shouldn&rsquo;t put sugar on your butthole to treat your hemorrhoids, a pastor in the UK did a baptism as wrong as you possibly could, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, two guys got drunk and stole 96 bananas from a convenience store, our MVPs picked up a dead alligator from the side of the road and strapped it to the roof of the car, a woman has been accused of stealing electricity from her neighbor while he was hospitalized, and a world record for the most Michael Myers in one place was set recently.
00:13 - Don&rsquo;t put sugar on your butthole 08:48 - Baptism goes very wrong in the UK 14:37 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 21:55 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 26:20 - Two drunks stole 96 bananas 32:53 - MVP 42:12 - Neighbor stealing electricity 49:03 - Michael Myers world record

The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - April 9th, 2026

Why you mad, bro?

Pokemon Go player disqualified

Florida/Not Florida

Hockey stick theft

Massive McDonalds order

Angry beaver wrangled in NJ

This morning on The Morning After, a woman tried to bite off her husband’s tongue on ‘Why you mad, bro?,’ a Pokemon Go player was disqualified from a tournament for ‘unsportsmanlike conduct,’ a man got stuck in a chimney on Florida/Not Florida, a man stole hockey sticks in what’s being described as ‘the most Canadian crime ever,’ our MVP told police he speeds all the time, the Internet is debating whether or not a man with a massive McDonalds order should have gone inside, and an angry beaver had to be wrangled in New Jersey.


00:13 - Why you mad, bro?
08:18 - Pokemon Go player disqualified
15:21 - Florida/Not Florida
24:31 - Hockey stick theft
29:29 - MVP
38:08 - Massive McDonalds order
44:17 - Angry beaver wrangled in NJ

This morning on The Morning After, a woman tried to bite off her husband&rsquo;s tongue on &lsquo;Why you mad, bro?,&rsquo; a Pokemon Go player was disqualified from a tournament for &lsquo;unsportsmanlike conduct,&rsquo; a man got stuck in a chimney on Florida/Not Florida, a man stole hockey sticks in what&rsquo;s being described as &lsquo;the most Canadian crime ever,&rsquo; our MVP told police he speeds all the time, the Internet is debating whether or not a man with a massive McDonalds order should have gone inside, and an angry beaver had to be wrangled in New Jersey.
 00:13 - Why you mad, bro? 08:18 - Pokemon Go player disqualified 15:21 - Florida/Not Florida 24:31 - Hockey stick theft 29:29 - MVP 38:08 - Massive McDonalds order 44:17 - Angry beaver wrangled in NJ

 The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - April 8th, 2026

Board member tells student she’s ‘hot’

Fatal diarrhea

Dominatrix won’t do fart fetishes

Skull found during Easter egg hunt

Sexual conquests written on wall

This morning on The Morning After, a school board member is on the outs after telling a teenage student she’s ‘hot,’ fatal diarrhea is something we should be more concerned about, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a dominatrix will no longer participate in fart fetishes, our MVP took cocaine to ‘The Happiest Place on Earth,’ a family found a skull during their Easter egg hunt, and a woman found a man’s sexual conquests written on a wall during a home renovation.

00:13 - Board member tells student she’s ‘hot’
09:19 - Fatal diarrhea
14:46 - Florida/Not Florida
24:36 - Dominatrix won’t do fart fetishes
29:40 - MVP
38:44 - Skull found during Easter egg hunt
43:11 - Sexual conquests written on wall

This morning on The Morning After, a school board member is on the outs after telling a teenage student she&rsquo;s &lsquo;hot,&rsquo; fatal diarrhea is something we should be more concerned about, the Saginaw Spirit&rsquo;s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a dominatrix will no longer participate in fart fetishes, our MVP took cocaine to &lsquo;The Happiest Place on Earth,&rsquo; a family found a skull during their Easter egg hunt, and a woman found a man&rsquo;s sexual conquests written on a wall during a home renovation.
00:13 - Board member tells student she&rsquo;s &lsquo;hot&rsquo; 09:19 - Fatal diarrhea 14:46 - Florida/Not Florida 24:36 - Dominatrix won&rsquo;t do fart fetishes 29:40 - MVP 38:44 - Skull found during Easter egg hunt 43:11 - Sexual conquests written on wall

The Morning After Audio Dump Podcast - April 10th, 2026

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