Dave's computer wasn't cooperating for his birthday on Friday, so here's the pod, a couple days late! No matter how bad your commute is, it probably doesn't top a woman's from the South. Dave found a fellow Leo who turned 3 and made the most adorable birthday wish ever. A woman found a snake in L.A. in a very unlikely place, it was National Pickleball Day, and some stranger attempted to scam Dave with the age-old "asphalt scam!"

Japanese Rock Paper Scissors / Attorney Shield / Corporate Pranks / Hero of the Seas / What Has Technology Ruined?
14:35

Tiger Pills / Mets Track Suit / Coke Head / Reacher on American Idol / Siphoning Gas / April Fools Recovery / Listener Email
16:19

Tiger Sold Out / McDonald's Prank / Will Ferrell Parenting / TSA Line-sitters / Failed Proposal
09:06