Hump Day! The Tiger Woods saga continues, as cops confirmed what we were all thinking. There's a new piece of Mets merch that the Sopranos would love, a Florida man turned into a literal coke head, and the star of Reacher is back in the news again showing his softer side! With gas prices spiking, people are once again siphoning it. If you fall for any April Fools pranks today, there's a way to recover. And we got another listener email from a guy whose wife still hangs with her ex!

Japanese Rock Paper Scissors / Attorney Shield / Corporate Pranks / Hero of the Seas / What Has Technology Ruined?
14:35

Tiger Sold Out / McDonald's Prank / Will Ferrell Parenting / TSA Line-sitters / Failed Proposal
09:06

Final Four / Moaning MacBook / Robot Fail / Tiger Woods School of Driving / Cocaine Shark / Toilet Paper Debate
15:51