We kicked off today's show with a stone-skipping scandal from Scotland. Fast food franchise In-And-Out has a great way to deal with drive-thru butters, Jimmy Kimmel's late night show has been suspended indefinitely thanks to his remarks on Charlie Kirk's death, and Jerry from Ben & Jerry's is likewise calling it quits over political disagreements with his employers! A marathon runner annoyed his wife thanks to his hunger, and we debated a woman's theory that all women want a "masculine simp!"