This morning we kicked things off with a most ironic DUI for a NASCAR driver, then heard the sneaky new ways inflation is affecting consumers. Chuck E. Cheese is now offering a subscription service, the world's widest tongue has been crowned, and we hit the phones to hear your worst blind date stories!

Japanese Rock Paper Scissors / Attorney Shield / Corporate Pranks / Hero of the Seas / What Has Technology Ruined?
14:35

Tiger Pills / Mets Track Suit / Coke Head / Reacher on American Idol / Siphoning Gas / April Fools Recovery / Listener Email
16:19

Tiger Sold Out / McDonald's Prank / Will Ferrell Parenting / TSA Line-sitters / Failed Proposal
09:06