Back at it! Today we met the modern Ferris Bueller, who went to great lengths to skip school and attend a sleepover. The world's widest mouth has been discovered, a new gum claims to cure herpes, and Rick had fun trolling Dave over his advice to take Rory for The Masters, then not following through with it himself! We also hit the phones to hear your stories of times you were suddenly left naked in the wild!

Japanese Rock Paper Scissors / Attorney Shield / Corporate Pranks / Hero of the Seas / What Has Technology Ruined?
14:35

Tiger Pills / Mets Track Suit / Coke Head / Reacher on American Idol / Siphoning Gas / April Fools Recovery / Listener Email
16:19

Tiger Sold Out / McDonald's Prank / Will Ferrell Parenting / TSA Line-sitters / Failed Proposal
09:06