It was a wild morning, weather-wise, with severe thunderstorms and an epic lightning show, and some guy on Long Island recently got struck but lived to tell the tale! Tiger Woods got his license suspended for 5 years, but Florida police can't decide if that means golf carts too. A bartender shared the weirdest tips he's ever received, the cast of the new Dancing With The Stars was announced, and Dave shared his texting tradition he's had with a friend for 22 years... then hit the phones to find out about a whole lot more!