It's the final day of September, and fittingly there's rumors of a Green Day alarm clock. People are just waking up to the fact that Hot Pockets did away with their crisping sleeve, some guy got busted by the cops and blamed it on McDonald's, Global Warming is rebranding yet again, two drunken brothers got hungry during their standoff with the police, and is it ok to hug people at work? Everyone gave their take!

Eagles Embarrassed / Sign The Deer / Cursing Study / Irritable Male Syndrome / Penny Power Peeves / Significant Other Does It Better
15:53

NASCAR Fight / Crane Drain / Breathalyzer Fail / Conquer Country / National Drink A Beer Day / Great Gas Debate
19:03

White Sox Celebration / Pigskin Picks / Patti's Chat Bot / GLP-1 Blindness / Goldfish Selloff / Starbucks Closings
12:35