It was a rough morning for Eagles fans, as they suffered perhaps their worst loss in the Nick Sirianni era the night before. A deer may be able to help the team though! A study was done on cursing, there's a new medication for grumpy guys, "Penny Power Peeves" made its triumphant return, and everyone shared the thing their significant other can do better than themselves!

Green Day Alarm Clock / Hot Pockets Crisis / McDonald's To Blame / Climate-Maxxing / DoorDash Standoff / Hugging At Work
13:39

NASCAR Fight / Crane Drain / Breathalyzer Fail / Conquer Country / National Drink A Beer Day / Great Gas Debate
19:03

White Sox Celebration / Pigskin Picks / Patti's Chat Bot / GLP-1 Blindness / Goldfish Selloff / Starbucks Closings
12:35