The product Dude Wipes is suddenly (and fittingly) the official sponsor of the Eagles "tush push," and with the first game of the season tonight, Dave shared his "Pigskin Picks" for Week 1 in the NFL! Some girl was singing so hard to Britney Spears, she ended up crashing her car. And we took a real crime case in Winnipeg to the "Listeners' Court!"

Japanese Rock Paper Scissors / Attorney Shield / Corporate Pranks / Hero of the Seas / What Has Technology Ruined?
14:35

Tiger Pills / Mets Track Suit / Coke Head / Reacher on American Idol / Siphoning Gas / April Fools Recovery / Listener Email
16:19

Tiger Sold Out / McDonald's Prank / Will Ferrell Parenting / TSA Line-sitters / Failed Proposal
09:06