This morning we learned what BORGs are, and how they're wreaking havoc in Boston. Shark-tracking is making Spring Breakers nervous, and egg-smuggling is now a thing! We also heard a crazy story about a guy's encounter with a McDonald's sign, so we hit the phones to hear what strange things ever fell on you!

Japanese Rock Paper Scissors / Attorney Shield / Corporate Pranks / Hero of the Seas / What Has Technology Ruined?
14:35

Tiger Pills / Mets Track Suit / Coke Head / Reacher on American Idol / Siphoning Gas / April Fools Recovery / Listener Email
16:19

Tiger Sold Out / McDonald's Prank / Will Ferrell Parenting / TSA Line-sitters / Failed Proposal
09:06