Today is the third Monday in January, which is commonly referred to as "Blue Monday." It's apparently the most depressing day of the year, and to make matters worse for Rick, he has to schedule another colonoscopy! We also found a story involving flight attendants and their (once) secret codewords for passengers they find to be a problem. It made us realize we all have secret nicknames and code words for people we associate with!

Japanese Rock Paper Scissors / Attorney Shield / Corporate Pranks / Hero of the Seas / What Has Technology Ruined?
14:35

Tiger Pills / Mets Track Suit / Coke Head / Reacher on American Idol / Siphoning Gas / April Fools Recovery / Listener Email
16:19

Tiger Sold Out / McDonald's Prank / Will Ferrell Parenting / TSA Line-sitters / Failed Proposal
09:06