The Buck Up with Kate Langbroek and Nath Valvo- Curly Wurly feedback
- Couch rot
- A conspiracy theory from the past
- Things that annoy you
- A text from mum
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Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they yell out, they bitch tits. The world you see is a place of paradox of beauty and cruelty. It will cut you off at the knees then gift you.
A pair of easies.
And that, my friends, is why you always always need.
A buck up.
You're gonna do.
It's already down again.
I don't want you. I don't want you back at your boiro Do you.
Know I'm desperate. I haven't been to the new one yet, and you know I am desperate.
You've come dress as a disco ball. Look at that.
Spin me around and dance under me.
Sparkly shiny, all right?
What is it?
Is?
A T shirt?
Well, it's long sleeves, so it's not a T shirt.
But it's just what it's a long slave T shirt. The top it's a T shirt. Top, stretchy. It's a T shirt and it's.
Got a long sleeves at the top.
Right, long sleeve T shirt?
No, it's just a top. Is there such thing as a long sleeve T shirt?
That's what it's called.
Technically, isn't a T shirt a T shirt because it's short sleeve.
Oh yeah, shaped like a T that's so clever, but with a really long arm. There we go.
No, still, what thrilling content to kick off our?
I love nothing more, Nate Valveo, than a controversy.
You've interviewed prime ministers and would be want to be prime minister's but nothing comes close. T shirt or long sleeve top.
Yeah, and people like online can't wait to It'll be like the dress, the lavender or the wine dress.
Or do you hear poo poo? Or do you hear Maria? What? Sorry? Audio one? Sash? You know that one that.
I can't remember the two options that you hear they play a sound and some people.
Here I don't remember poopoo being an option. I remember, maybe Maria.
We should play it on the podcast.
The poopoo or Maria Sash will find it for us by the end of his pod.
Sorry, Who's Sasha is the world's greatest producer?
Sasha French?
That's nice said this before, like a desiccated husk of a human, yet so full of possibility, wonder, hopes and dreams for this show.
And also French is a good surner. Never said that to you. You don't you think it's good, it's solid. You know what's cute, you know what's powerful.
You know how everyone's got a shorthand that they say to people for their names, like if you're going to spell it, you know, people are always like, that's you know, Penis.
With a P, that's Maria, but we call her poo poo.
Sah.
The other day when we were going for our cold plunge in the freezing cold pools, I love it, she said to the guy French as in the language, I'm like, respect, it's good.
Respect as in the language. In the language, yeah, it's good. But who miss hears French?
What do they hear it as Trench?
Oh?
In France they get confused all the time.
France important, Like can you just get out of the cafe?
Man, how long have you spent in France that you've now spent long your whole life?
Oh, she's from there, clearly.
Avoiding confusion for the French.
French Nathan is a very mumbly hard name to hear in shops on phones. It's always when it's my professional, proper name, and it's like, you know, Nathan when it's an account name on the line.
It's always.
I have to like it's David always. I always think I say David.
All right, you know what they say?
I think that when I call up and I say, Kateline Brook, Yes, Caitlyn, how can we help you?
They think I'm Caitlin Brook.
And boy do they get a surprise when I turn up in the flesh.
Oh so last week or the week before, I never know. I may or may not have kicked off, dear Kate to my husband, what do you mean I've getten me a curly whirlie?
Oh? What did he know?
But he doesn't know overseas is he dabbling? He must be dabbling while he's away, because he's missing you so much.
No, if he doesn't double here, he doesn't double overseas.
You've got all the time in the world when you're traveling, and I won't be told otherwise.
He's working.
What's working?
So he says secret family.
Yeah, he's in a hotel. Okay, yeah, all the time in the hotel. Yeah.
Yeah, And you know what he should be using you as I do during your comedy annual comedy shows.
Good Night's Sleep.
That was a long war.
I gave you I'll let you do it.
Warning got in the uber read a d by the way, you're so close to your comedy Festival show.
I know Melbourne sold out, of course, I can't tell you very quickly.
They are backwards as well as a regular of.
The comedy theater. I'm bloody stoked. I'll probably have a little cry on the night.
You know what I've said to you?
What it will be the first funny thing seen at the normally ironically named comedy theater burn I've.
Seen a lot of Dudley shows.
Still tickets for Sydney and Brisbane?
What are you doing?
Come along? Kicked off on curly whirlies?
Oh yes, okay, so your husband brought you back a curly whorlie.
I'm still in shock. Thank you? Yeah, I agree, Yeah, just ridiculous.
The clip was posted online. It did get a bit of heat cut through. Who would have fought the algorithm.
Action?
Yes, mad for it got a message from a buckhead Kate. And you know when you read out that feedback, that comment that gave us two stars, thud thud because we teased seventy percent.
Coco, Yes, and they felt bullied. Kate.
Message is it?
Kate?
This is Kate.
Yeah, but is it Kate?
Fud? She writes, Oh my goodness, that was the sound of my jaw hitting the floor when you slandered the sweet, innocent curly Whirly. The curly Wily has always been there for us. With inflation, all the chocky bars are so pricey. Yes, what's still affordable when your top deck costs three bucks? The curly whirly? And when it's half price it's fifty cents. Yes, it's sweet, it's caramely, it's chewy. Yes, there can be the occasional whirlly that has been left on the shelf too long, and it's extra tough and tough on the fillings. But it's there for you, hitting your sweet spot at half the price.
Okay, alright, you know what a fifty cent chocolate?
All right, she can have it.
Catherine Buckhead, Katherine, Oh no, did they all weigh in? I was laughing my guts out at the bad review seventy percent dark chocolate, feeling smug and truly bucked. And then fud, no, fud, you went for the curly Whirly.
I love them.
Ask my husban and when he pops to the shop to get one, and.
I will continue to What a darling.
I'm staying now. The only reason I'm staying now is to find out what Kate needs a jar for this week?
Wow? So really split? What as well?
You know my specialty is alienating people who are desperate to support me.
It's what you do, That's what I do.
I bite the hand that feeds me. It's not even feeding me, and I'm biting it right. But we cannot go after seventy percent Coco and Curly Whirly. We have to just focus. We just need to have one common enemy.
And I stand by seventy percent Coco, me too. I vote that's I would still have a Curly Whirly over me too, Coco.
Okay, so is our enemy.
From now on, I'm together and anyone else who likes any other terrible You're welcome, compounded chocolate, enjoy it your high.
Yeah, this is one, one and all people.
And speaking of jars, oh yes, yes, yes, you know how sometimes sometimes I forget to lock the car. We know this now. There's been a couple of times already this year. Where last time I told you about forgetting to lock the car. Yes, thieves got into the car. And went through my donation bag.
Of cars and rejected. I didn't take a sickle.
Hurtful, let them strewn all over the car, strewn and rejected.
They were the curly.
Whorlies of my old wardrobe. I may or may not have accidentally locked the car locked the car the other day.
Do you park? Do you have a driveway?
We parked right at the front on the street. Yes, we have permit parking right at the front. We have a driveway out at the back, but we don't use.
It too ugly.
We can see the car from the laundry, and who can be bothered? But I like that, And the only way to get there's too thin, and I'm an I lie patient to.
Just be able to to leave the same I like even when I arrive, because our streets are one way.
It's not only one way, it's also somehow your street is one way dead end. Ye that makes sense.
Yes, it's a one way dead end.
But I turn the car around so I'm facing the right way. For when I'm always like, who are the poor people? I've got to make a quick batman than my family. I've got to get away anyway, So you wan they.
Got into the car. I can't say broke in because they just opened the door. They just simply opened the door. And also, I.
Don't think that's breaking. Is it the insurance.
Into an insurance company. If you don't lock, you can't claim.
I don't think that's right. I think that's right.
I don't think that you're negligent.
Think you are negligent. What if you're a woman who goes out wearing a short skirt? Do you know what I mean?
But that's different.
There's victim blaming. Thank thank you, thank you. I don't think that thinking holds up in a court of la Gosh. I'd love to be a lawyer in that.
Top I yes, I don't.
Think it is. I think a breaking is a breaking.
Obviously it's they haven't had to shatter the window. True, But you don't know that they don't have a.
Clicker and unlock all the clickers.
Thank you?
Might drop that down.
I do also wonder do you think they might take notes of the people that they clock forget to lock their car. They have a little map with reds on it.
Because junkies who are breaking into cars are known for their administrative skills.
If one leaves car, probably that's just actually, you know what, they must be good at navigating.
So there's that guy with the ugly clothes who forgets to lock the.
Car next time and dump it jump it up food.
Why did you do any of these boys? Is when you interviewed the prime ministers.
So I go to the car the other day.
And they're in it again. So the glove boxes.
Started, you know, isn't it because the low card.
They left all the therese doggie bags in there that were everywhere. They took the jars from my back seat.
They took my Fowler John. You rejected and I rejected, but then accept it and.
I put them back in my car never took them out again.
Them they stole the jars.
So the chance that they would ting off down the box, what are they using the chance?
Maybe like.
Maybe they're going to make sun tea? Do you know about the sun tea? About sun tea? But you put a tea bag and Adjarren sit it down in the sun.
I feel like they maybe just still now work out what it is later.
They just saw the box.
I do think they just saw the box, well, how incredible, and.
They opened it up and they went, oh cool.
Twelve and still they got well, what else did they take? That was it?
That was all that was in the car? So still haven't touched their clothes, by the way.
Yes, still chairs. I can't imagine rattling down the street.
People like jam. People will like to make jam in this economy.
Maybe they're fans of Megan Mark maybe, and they weren't going to make the Sunday they were going to make that jam. Or as she says, preserves. Stop saying preserves. She says preserves. You know what she says preserves because she's so frightened.
She's so frightened. We've kicked off again.
You got forty minutes last week.
Forty minutes. She's so frightened.
I think of being criticized that she actually says in one there, I say, Carle, it preserves because technically a jam has to be made with.
Fifty percent in relation to the fruit.
And I'm like, no one I know, but like listening to you talk, it's weird that she has a fear of people judging her. I don't know where that would come from. You know what, I'm on board now, you're a fair now, which is not.
Actually on board? Yeah? Yeah.
And also people are so insanely obsessed with hating her. She needs someone in her. Course, you are not the Royal court anyway. You speaking of theft is unbelievable because I don't want to say that.
We are in a crime epidemic.
I mean, without getting political on the buck up. We don't like that. This is an escape for everyone core, It's an escape. I feel maybe Victoria more than other places.
Yeah, feeling it, Yeah, I think so anyway, And I say that because I had the same thing in our street, right, they never had it the car, like literally, they must be going every night just trying and at this point they're opportunistic. So I think it's the same thing if I haven't locked the car. So, but I had this. Just this is a world record for the shortest time that you've had something. I know you think that you've established that world record with boyfriends in the past five minutes in the nightclub. No, I've always said, yes, needed a lift time, thank you, needed somewhere to start, thank you.
I get it. I get it. Economical, yeah, and good for the environment. Slots are good for the environment.
You're ride sharing oh yeah yeah yeah, sharing sharing beds, shower together.
Yeah, low carbon emissions car anyway, So I've had this thing. You know, I go to boot camp, although I haven't been able to go to boot camp because of my injured foot.
And does anyone else call it boot camp?
Yeah, we all call.
It boot camp.
But I realized it paints an inaccurate picture.
I was.
I was hinting it if you do look at me.
No, not that at all.
But when you say boot camp, are you just referring to.
Like a group PTC group pt session? But who's saying I've got a group? It's called boot camp?
Okay, Actually maybe it's not. I don't think it is. I feel like a boot camp is I'm thinking.
You're away and and it's cracking and electrodes and we're getting that.
There's not all that. I probably could use something some abuse. Yes it's not TV at all.
Yes, it's not like that. And what it does is it just gives you a certain level I'm not even going to say a fitness It just gives you a certain baseline of it stops you from couch.
Rot to Is that what it says on the logo?
That's the thing anyway, Charlie, who takes it?
We did on some day we did rot. Yeah, someday we do boxing.
Oh that's hard, gets your heart right up.
Yeah, it's good, really good. And then one day you do weights. Wednesday you do cardio. The worst day of the week, terrible anyway. But because of my injured foot, which has now hurt my ankle, and that's the reason apparently that my back. Although I've got to tell you what I'm trying to fix my lower back.
I'll tell you in a minute.
Anyway, it won't work, but it's thrilling that I would think that it would.
You know. I just want to be able to open a jar, take something and fix things.
Well, yeah, yeah, I know some drugs that have some jam.
Anyway, So I have gone through three sets of boxing gloves. One I lost early this year in the car, a last late last year when my car got broken into. One I think I lost to my son, but he won't admit it, even though he's not yet.
But they were light in the back, so he might not have known.
So I said to Charlie last week, I have to order some more gloves. He's like, certainly, Kate. Next time I go it's Friday morning. He's got my new gloves.
I have to force my hands into them. Punch punch pants.
Have your initials on them?
No, no, because they're but they're white leather. They're nice, but they're fingerless ones.
You know, like boxing gloves, yeah, for a homeless person, or boxing gloves fingers.
Homeless people always wear fingerless gloves in movies. Oh anyway, don't answer. It's very homeo to open all the jars that they steal.
Anyway, So he gives me the gloves. I'm like a fantastic I actually make a joke to him. I said, I'm your most regular customer having to buy replacement gloves. So Monday morning we went away for the weekend. Monday morning, I come back. I'm driving our youngest to school because he's running late. We go out to the he goes, Mum, I think someone's broken into your car.
I'm like, well, at the front of your house, out the front of our house.
And I look in the window before I lock it, and there's the signature thing.
Now I can't remember. Things are everywhere, Things are strewn as soon as you see the.
Glove, more so than usual, more so than you had that bit for our cars.
Okay, because here's my thing, I strew on the floor. I don't strew on the seats. I've got standards.
I go everywhere. I don't discriminate. No, if it's a space, there's a pen on it. Yes, paper and parking tickets, the parking parking tickets. So I meant, like the receipts of the thing anyway, wrappers.
I go, well, that's okay, because I had hidden my gloves.
Well done within the car. Why take them inside? All right?
This is what my husband says. I said, I can't add that to.
My because you know what it is like a task master challenge, hide the gloves in the car. It's a really hard object to hide.
Okay.
So what i'd done was, you know that when you open the glove box and there's a space general.
And then above it is a secret lead. She is there, yes, for the book.
Yeah, the man by the way, never opening my entire life, and would who's ever pulled their car over and said get the manually out?
I did once to try and change the clock, but the iron it was I didn't have time to go.
Through the manual to get the box. Anyway.
At this point, the book is on the on the seat right, the broken into and I'm like, don't worry. The first thing I do is go to the secret compartment to find my gloves.
Guess what, They're not there, mate, they're not there. I mean, if they were there, this story would have been very boor. It would have been a miracles so sorry, you're right, I take that bar.
It would have been a gone.
Literally use them once and they're gone. I get them on the Friday, Monday morning, They're gone.
Have anything nice?
Well, we can if we learn to lock, remember to lot.
Lock their houses.
And that's not what did you remember to hide the gloves but not remember to lock?
I don't know, because I think I was so obsessed with hiding the gloves that I was like job done done. And also I was hiding the gloves from my children or from anyone who might need. They were in a nylon, bright green shopping bag, you know, one of those thin ones. They're quite good. But I'm like, okay, I'm putting them. I'm putting them in no one will see them anyway. I'm so annoyed.
We're both victims this week, but we need to be. But we need to be.
I'm so obsessed now that I want to get one of those camo things that soldiers where you know.
What's it called a birdie suit or.
A gimme suit, Gilli suit the netting on it, Gilli suits.
Yeah, have you heard of that sound? Just perch yourself in the tree. Yeah. I want to wait till they come while it's down.
Try you say that, because I judge people that have those cameras, and I'm always like board boomers love board, Retired dads love cameras out the front. Yeah, loves all black and white footage.
You know who loves it? My daughter loves it or daughters? Yeah, she loves it. Nineteenth the correct have a camera. They have tea on for so long.
But now after the jar theft, I'm like, how amazing would it be to get onto the little footage press for wine?
And then there is I needed these jams. I won't wake him up. I'll just help meself.
Using her boxing gloves to keep her fingerprints away. Now you hated the new segment I introduced two weeks ago. Of course I hate it, but it's things that annoy me. M.
What can I do?
One go?
This segment proceed done? Move on? All right? They're little things.
Buckhead messaged okay, which means it's cut.
Through a buckheads always welcome, but.
Also our buckhead can do a segment, but I can't. Well, let's see Melanie Buckhead. Melanie, Hello, Melanie. Things that annoy her? It's very s sorry the thing that annoys her. And god, I'm with her.
God, I'm with her.
How Americans write month day, year.
Day?
Oh my, it's things psychopaths?
My goodness, why month day?
Yeah, it looks like a phone number and it leads to such confusion.
I'll see you on the thirteenth of the twenty eighth.
Yeah, that was twenty eighth months.
That is Melani's yaled it.
But also, you know what, there's something about Americans. I mean, now, it's not the time to be having a parlort on Americans.
Let's face let's kick in your data, your presidents.
And also you know what the general insistence on clinging to non metric measurements.
I'm going to start you right there.
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry on the buck up to do this. What are you pro I feel if I'm talking about the temperature, it makes a lot more sense to have a scale of zero to one hundred and be like it's ninety out today.
That makes so much more. I love zero to well up there.
That sounds so much better. Fahrenheit niney sounds so much better than thirty.
Two, right, no, no, no, no, no no no no no, no, no no no. Just also because you know fahrenheit if it was a scale of zero. In fact, no, you're right, it does make sense to have a scale of zero to one hundred. That's called celsius. So you've actually argued against yourself.
Well not when the temperature only goes up to I'm talking.
Whether order freezes at zero, water boils at a hundred, that's celsius. You have actually argued my argument. Whereas there always like it was, it was a cool day in the shed, it was seventy two degrees.
What what one hundred degrees fahrenheit is? Thirty seven degrees?
I don't ever want to hear it itherwise.
And it makes one hundred out today. That's so much better than it's dirty.
Sorry, we need to invoke we need to invoke a third party here, Sasha French.
You knows she's a lovely librn.
This is where she carries the scales of jonheart or celsius.
Where are you on the issues. I'm a Celsiest girl. Yeah, but also not just that your dating profile. I'm a Celsius girl.
Don't count me with your fahrenhel love the girlies a cocktail and I'm a Celsiest girl. You know what if she was on the Real Housewives of any City they do.
I'm watching Sydney at the moment. Did you know what was back on?
Oh?
Wow, goodness, who's on? Don't worry about who they are.
Just rest assured their monsters anyway, and it's fabulous, fabulous.
I adore them. What was I telling you that I was watching them?
I don't know Celsius girl, Oh.
No, because her I'm a Celsius introduction's like what they'd say, This is what her intro would be good because they like it, do it well. They've always they always say things like, if you're a judge by a book bats cut, you're messed the story inside.
That's good.
Well it's not good because what you're actually saying is I've got such a terrible cover that nobody would pick me up, you know what I mean?
Like it says so it's an own goal.
Sure, but Sash's would be Celsius or fahrenheit.
I'm always smoke and hot. I like that. Yeah, and then you do it in a borrowed dress.
No, them, because that's that that they've always got a borrow dress.
Well, I don't know how many sequins you've got.
I just thought that is such a good bitchy burn to go.
I never speak to me.
You get in your borrow dress.
No, because I think they all have to rent clothes because they burn through so many on that.
Well, that was annoyed me. All right, you know what, I think you can win me over with this.
Melanie came to the party. Others are going to come to the party. The party three pages of things. I want to add to that, but I won't because I know that you don't like it yet.
No, No, I don't mind it.
I love I love that she loved it, because we always end up like Burke and Wills, in a vastly different situation.
Quite since we've.
It's been quite the journey. It's almost been like a.
Wheels because they started off. You know, I think they started in Adelaide. I might have.
I don't know anything that they did that they ended up dying under a tree.
They ate their.
Horns any bucket that's listened to this podcasts episode one is well aware of that story because of you.
My husband's reading a history book what off of school? Someone gave it to him.
It's about the islands on the southeast coast of Australia.
Okay, there's someone grim went around sounds grim, yeah, one, I think I know those ones. Disappointment Islands that they did.
Isn't that mainland Australia. It's just here with us.
That reminds me of a great Rustle Coitch thing that I just love from that show Please do where that you know he's he's doing the his of Ustrandy goes.
He's talking about an explorer.
Named after his wife, Mount Disappointment.
Just don't love it anyway. Why did I think of that? I don't know. I'm odd. I know here we go.
Well, I was going to tell you, yes, you know I love a conspiracy theory, do ya. I've I've had to, and I think it's because you know of the way the world is absolutely what bananas.
It's off its face right now, absolutely.
Off its face, to the point where I almost find it comforting. So when people go I'm so worried about it, I'm like, don't. It's so chaotic and so mental that there's no point in being consumed.
Some doctor popped up in my feet the other day, Kate, really, and I don't know if he's a real doctor or not. He said, a fine, real good point. Does he have a podcast? If he does, he's a real doctor.
That's our works proceed.
He said that the human brain is absolutely not equipped to know more news than the village.
Of like two hundred peas.
Yes, and the fact that we know of everything that's going on in the city, in the country and on the other side of the planet and now things to nerds the other side of the universe. Yes, we're not supposed to know this stuff.
And do you know the other thing that just gets all people for valiums and people are so I've heard about. But the other thing is that it.
Throws people into this false sense of like what their role is on the face of the earth, so that they think it's their job to be trying to change things on the other side of the world. Your neighbor, but yeah, they couldn't tell you the name of their neighbor.
Who wants to next door to them.
Isn't woman being eaten by her cats, strangely redolent of Sasha French once upon her time before the face.
Ween Celsius Girl, next Doory, Yes.
Els girl once was hot.
Anyway, I'm like, just focus on bring your world in. It's very comforting. That's what we do here.
My world is so in that the only person I'm worried about is sitting right.
All right.
So, because the world is so cuckoo, I've had to look elsewhere for my conspiracy theory.
The worldly conspiracy.
I've had to raise back into the past.
I mean most conspiracy theories do in a way.
Well from yeah, from the sixties or whatever. Oh no, In fact, even if you're going to look into don't start me. I think it was Rockefeller or when they started pasteurizing milk you couldn't get.
Raw milk anymore. All of these something about the bullion. Apparently there's no bullion in the thought not you have gone back, No, but I've gone further than that. So you're just thinking of modern Are you reading the Bible?
No, I haven't gone that far. But I'm still in shock about how you told me that was cookery ish.
It never occurred. The Bible never occurred to me.
It seems quite smart for me to say it was the original cooker segment is the Bible.
Well, let's not get to we don't want to.
We don't offend people.
No, you don't excuse me.
I went to church every week till I was sixteen years old.
No, but your people now here right?
Lord?
Oh?
I love that song it is? Do you know what's funny about that song? Wait?
We heard it so much as in our youth, then you never hear it ever again. And then unfortunately at the age now where some of our friends parents are starting to die, and now we're hearing it again quite often.
Okay, you know what else?
You people the certain age love that song?
What else?
They love that song? Remember he loves it, Mike and.
The mechanics In the Mechanics song, it's basically like sort of like that Cat Stephen's song, like Cat Oh no, maybe that's not Cat Steven's.
I just think it's because it's called Cats in the Cradle. You know about the man who never came home?
Still the moon.
The man?
What's the mic and the mechanics? The living?
The living? That one I don't know.
I didn't reckon anyway, basically it's I don't know what it is, but they love that song as well.
One here's a person you are the ones before that one. You can run up that one, say your say it out that one.
I'm at once distracted by your lovely singing, but the fact that I don't recognize one note from this one.
Yep, that's it. Yeah, that's it, that's it. I love that.
So they do that a lot. Good one, and of course there's always these are the classics.
I love this game, love it. Can I choose one?
Yeah, you choose one.
But okay, okay, you can buzz in, all right, Sash, you can buzz in if you want.
We won't take your answer.
But funeral songs, okay, this isn't.
Nursery Lewie Armstrong. Wonderful world, World, it's true, wonderful world.
Okay, buzzy biz Yeah, Sashy, you're buzzing in, But have you got one buzzed? I just don't want to make sure it's the right buzzer going on. There might be something wrong with Sash's buzzer.
Not a euphemism, doctor no, no, that sells you as girl over there and wrong with her My buzzer works and I'm a Celsius girl my way. Frank So did it away?
And I'm always like, really, but you did?
Was this part of your plan?
That's terrible? You know what else we did that was terrible? What?
And I only realized it because I was listening to one of our previous exercises, I think, in which you introduced us to Halla Balue and the other thing.
She says that, by the way, that's what we're playing at my funeral. So everyone gathers around the coffin goes into the ground and then you hear this.
Suffers a ray and the whole crowd will be hell the blow.
No, you know what we both did because we were so immersed in the joy of what you'd brought to us with Kim Katrell that we were talking about the riff that she had with Sarah Jessica Parka when her brother died, and you go, I love it, and I go, I love it too.
What monsters we are monsters.
We didn't love that her brother died, I know, but it's good to love the drama.
I love the drama, and I will also we love what we got from it.
But we just did gloss over the fact that she had lost her brother.
Yeah, but why you out of everyone? Shot, this is what you're bringing up?
No, no, I just was reminded of it now.
So this is where I've gone into the past.
Funeral funeral was saying my way same.
As you, okay, Cheetah?
Yeah, what copying your homework anyway?
What's your funeral song?
Oh?
There was an old.
Who's the guy with the plattes Willie Nelson that he wrote. He did this song called I Can't Even Doors something with doors the window. I can't remember it. I remember listening.
You know what else?
I love tender, feel sad, but I don't feel Australian enough to get to warrant that.
I think that song is.
Sad. Yeah, it's not right for me.
It's so emo.
It's not right for me.
Very melancholy song, that one.
What would I get you too? Anyway?
Sting Doong the witches?
She laughs? Oh, she said, she's laughing so heartily. She's had to put a hand over her mouth. Oh my, I've never seen her enjoy herself more.
Oh my goodness. Anyway, all right, so I'm just going to present this to you. That's where I've gone into the past. I do not believe.
Gather around your hand, put your hand on the cook.
Cook is ready, don't you worry.
I do not believe that John Montagu.
The four Earl of Sandwich, invented the sandwich in seventeen sixty two.
And that is that.
I will die on write your book.
But honestly, what bullshit do we?
You know? Occasionally someone will say, oh, you know, the sandwich was invented by the Earl of Sandwich.
You've heard that.
No, I really haven't, and I don't think anyone ever has.
Now they have. It's an excecuted thing.
On a show, they'll say the sandwich and to do well to bring it into modern time.
What was the first sandwich?
Well, apparently earl okay, so apparently he was gambling and he didn't want to leave the table.
Oh, I've heard about the the card table or unhappy.
No requested a serving of meat between two slices of bread.
And I've never been asked for before. Okay, thank you, one of us, one of us, one of us, of course, are you the history of the world.
There was gambling before there was sandwiches.
There was exactly none of us playing the crown.
Is he's got the credit for there would be some two thousand years prior.
The Earl of Sandwich. Yeah, that's right. By rights, it should be called.
It should be called I'm going to have a shepherd or I'm going to have a a coal miner.
Family.
Is there family surname Sandwich Sandwich somewhere in the world.
Somewhere in the world.
That's a bigger conspiracy theory, much like no, but it wasn't the surname drink water. That is not real. That is not a real surname.
You only think that now because they've sullied the Sandwich by attaching his erroneous name to it.
Directing as any buckheads listening whose surname is Sandwich.
Or drink Water, well that's like the side bottoms.
Who call themselves city but Tom's do they? Yes, Yeah, that's a great surname signe.
The surname drink water likely originated as a nickname in Middle English, possibly referring to someone who preferred water to the often sour ale offered by the innkeepers.
Ludical.
Maybe it was the Earl of Sandwich who had to ward water to wash down. No one's ever thought of putting a slice of meat between two husks red before.
The sandwich.
I'm finally with you, thank you, Oh my, finally with you. Can I make my debut?
I'm off her, I'm off her. This is the second show in a row, or the third.
I think.
There's eye rolling, there's incredible, there's helpless laughter. She's right where she nearly needs a tenor pad. She's laughing so hard and will not leave the table.
Kate, how are you and Pete when you watch a movie relationship?
Okay, all right, Well, you know because of my facial dysmorphia that I have that Brad Pitt has, Oh I don't recognize faces?
Ye, Well, in a movie you need to know.
I'm always like, is that the guy?
And Peter's like, no, he died at the start of the movie.
Or he'll go no, that's a woman, Like it's terrible.
You've walked into the trap I've set. But we're the same, We're the same. I would always assume that I'm the Peete, but I'm delusional. I know you're definitely not the I'm clearly delusional. Yes, you're the Kate, and Cody's the Pete. Well, Cody p yes. Cody sent me this the other day and said, this is you right when we watch a movie and I now listening to it and listening to you think ye. Well, every couple, one of you is one yes and one of.
You yes the other. These are questions I love getting asked during a movie. Who is that? I love this question, but I don't know the.
Answer because I'm watching this movie for the first.
Time with you. Why did they do that?
This is a really good question, and the answer is usually either.
I also don't know it yet or you've been on your phone for the last Are they going to die? This is an awesome question.
And the cool thing is if we keep watching the answer did they end up together?
Great question? What did I miss?
This question is really cool, especially when I offered a pass when you got up and yes, No, that's okay.
I love that. I'm going to look up what happens? Oh my goodness.
That's every couple I know.
I've got to I've got to play that to Peter.
Is there anything more hurtful? Nothing is more hurtful When you choose the movie and then twenty minutes in half an hour in your partner gets up to go somewhere and you say, oh, pause it and they say no, need.
No, don't worry, But I say, oh, I say I don't worry because I think I can hear it from the kitchen if I'm making.
A cup of tea or something. But what happens is once I enter another.
Room, a whole other world opens up to of course new sights, and.
I forget what we were doing.
And so sometimes I'll go back, like into the room and Peter goes, it's over.
So much, Janie, I made right, sorry, made sorry, made not a jar to put it in. And I also someone told me tidbit that Netflix get this are now telling the writers of their shows to put more explanation in the dialogue because they know people are looking at their phone and not looking at the screen, so they want more of the plot explained with dialogue. Knowing that people aren't technically looking at the screen.
And how do they know what? Bit, so they'll hear it while they're looking down. Yeah, they're scrolling your phone and just say look up for your Everyone would be like what that would be amazing, wouldn't it?
Mister and missus Smith this the results are back and this is never a comfortable conversation. But look up from your behind you and then no.
Not mister and missus Smith, you your fat I don't know.
It always is gets what I've got for you?
Oh, a text from mom. It's a text from I don't know what names to change, just surnames. Okay, this is from lockeye And maybe we don't need to change any names.
Because he didn't say it.
Well, look, longtime homeo husband listeners.
Lucky, we love this. What's his homo husband's name?
Dan?
And his husband doesn't have Insta, which makes me think that we're probably fine to do this.
Isn't that I don't know, but I really respect.
He absolutely has a burner account. Don't be so husband, not to cheat. I'm not going down that waye.
It's weird.
Lockey burner account to like PERV on other people's accounts without being caught.
I don't think so. I think he's so content with his life.
What does he do all day?
I think he messages with his mother.
What do you do all night on the couch?
What do you do on PT is listening to us?
What do you do with a cafe when someone walks to the toilet?
Do you know what I've started trying to do it what to do in a space and not be looking at my phone? And now nothing to look at you know why, because everyone's.
Are you really just looking?
Nobody talks to you, nobody engages with you.
Did we ever want to be talked to? Cafes are all gray and white now, but you learned, Yeah, nothing's bad hotel, nothing's.
Colorful and nice to look at. Anyway.
What is happening to the color in the world. I don't know. It's it's a very color.
Yeah, you look up and it's white and cream and wicker.
Give him was the cooker because it's wicker. Wicker.
We've got a wicker laundry basket that Peter got. I've got problems with it.
One.
It's so enormously heavy that you cannot dress. It's like dragging a course to try and get it.
Into the laundry.
Laundry heavy. The nice plastic one to fill me up in my clothes, micro plastics, potential landfill. We've got the wiker one. And I hate the wicker basket. Hey, I don't want to splinter carrying my socks off.
It's just weighs so much. And also it's got a really pronounced smell, and.
When you carry the wicker basket, you feel like a nineteen to ten woman in a little small town carrying.
It on your Yeah. From the river men, wolf whistle you? Or are you too depressed?
Waiting for my husband to come back from war and I'm cleaning laundry.
Yeah, you've got a candle in the window. No, there's no wolf with sitting going on. I'm not into the wicker now lockye? Sorry, how did we get lead there?
His husband has a burner Instagram.
Oh yeah, which he doesn't have.
And I love him, and not only that, we're going to love his mother. We're gonna love Dan's mother. So he received this message from his mother Mary tonight, just before we sat down for dinner. All right, I have these fishes on my nether region. Oh my god, red and raw, very painful. Doctor took a swab, so will no results tomorrow.
It's a text from at tea.
Time wonder on Instagram at tea Time, I mean, I love it.
What's a fisher? It's not good? Anyway? We wish the bed. Do you know what I'd be doing.
I'd be getting some colloidal silver onto those there you go. I wonder if she's got someone to dab it on.
I'll also be asking how she got them.
And you know what, I think, too tight elastic in her kinikas? Oh silent, k okay, I think that would be wouldn't that make sense?
Sash? What really? As a son? That's what you'd be asking you, beautiful mother, Mo, I don't want to.
We're ending, thank you, Lockie, were ending our lovely podcast on your mama's fishes.
We love it, love it, and we not that we love it. We don't love.
Just the same way we don't love Kim Control's brother Rip. Yeah, we don't love any of that. But we love the celebration of things that would otherwise bring us down in this life.
I love you, Love you Buckheads, love you Kate, and yes, love you Celsius girl.
Celsius girl.
Whether you measure me by fahrenheit or not, Celsius, I am smok. The Buckup Podcast is hosted by me, Kate Lanebrook and him Nathan Valvo.
It's produced by.
The brilliant Sasha French. Audio and sound by the magnificent Yack Lawrence you.
Might call him Jack. And Dom Evans. Oh we're lucky,
