Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place of great beauty.

Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place of great beauty.

Some teenage boys.

Some teenage boys.

Walk past you, they yell out, they bitch tits.

Walk past you, they yell out, they bitch tits.

The world you see is a place of paradox of beauty and cruelty.

The world you see is a place of paradox of beauty and cruelty.

It will cut you off at the knees, then gift you a pair of easies. And that, my friends, is why.

It will cut you off at the knees, then gift you a pair of easies. And that, my friends, is why.

You always always what always need a black up. You know, normally people don't like the sound of their own voice. Famously. It annoys people about.

You always always what always need a black up. You know, normally people don't like the sound of their own voice. Famously. It annoys people about.

A bad bad a bat about bad.

A bad bad a bat about bad.

My voice is my.

My voice is my.

Fortune opposite me, not my singing voice obviously, which is hard.

Fortune opposite me, not my singing voice obviously, which is hard.

Now that we have musical relations and.

Now that we have musical relations and.

You've jumped off the chair and you did your.

You've jumped off the chair and you did your.

Oh I did it.

Oh I did it.

You did your weekly air piano.

You did your weekly air piano.

When I heard the start of that, you closed your eyes a head went.

When I heard the start of that, you closed your eyes a head went.

Back conditioning something conditioning.

Back conditioning something conditioning.

Okay, so that you know how people have a coffee a cigarette and they.

Okay, so that you know how people have a coffee a cigarette and they.

Need to do POOPSI oh, that's just chemical, that's a caffeine and hitting the system. Okay, are you talking about the Pavlov's dog when they ring the bell? And yeah? But something got it every time we hear the intro you dribble, Is that what.

Need to do POOPSI oh, that's just chemical, that's a caffeine and hitting the system. Okay, are you talking about the Pavlov's dog when they ring the bell? And yeah? But something got it every time we hear the intro you dribble, Is that what.

That experiment was that the dogs did.

That experiment was that the dogs did.

That's what the dogs did. They rang a bell, thought they got up for food, They rode it. They rang a bell and then fed the dog every time they rang a bell.

That's what the dogs did. They rang a bell, thought they got up for food, They rode it. They rang a bell and then fed the dog every time they rang a bell.

Yeah, the dog heard the bell ring. And what did the dog do?

Yeah, the dog heard the bell ring. And what did the dog do?

I think it just dribbled and got happy for Yeah. Isn't that as simple as that?

I think it just dribbled and got happy for Yeah. Isn't that as simple as that?

Nate Valvo, I'm coming over to hug you.

Nate Valvo, I'm coming over to hug you.

Well that I got it right.

Well that I got it right.

No, I don't know if you got it right.

No, I don't know if you got it right.

But just that you're showing an interesting thing instead have happened in the world.

But just that you're showing an interesting thing instead have happened in the world.

Do you know why I know that?

Do you know why I know that?

Why, Well, you don't know I learned it, but.

Why, Well, you don't know I learned it, but.

I know some of that is. I learned that in school year ten.

I know some of that is. I learned that in school year ten.

I think, okay, so when I hear the intro to our shows is.

I think, okay, so when I hear the intro to our shows is.

Why I didn't do well in tests?

Why I didn't do well in tests?

I actually feel really good because I know something good is coming.

I actually feel really good because I know something good is coming.

Well.

Well.

Yes, buckwhits, buccaniers, buckheads, buckheads, et cetera. You know last week or the week before. We never know, No, we never know. I asked some people where they listen, we're the buckwets? Were yeah, the buckhead and think of anywhere.

Yes, buckwhits, buccaniers, buckheads, buckheads, et cetera. You know last week or the week before. We never know, No, we never know. I asked some people where they listen, we're the buckwets? Were yeah, the buckhead and think of anywhere.

You think of anywhere, but you had really good ones walking the door.

You think of anywhere, but you had really good ones walking the door.

Well, yeah, yeah, we're also doing this at night. Can tell our listeners our lovely, beautiful buckheads. This is the first time I've ever recorded an episode at night. Was the only time we could get the studio free. Yeah, and missus Lamebrook rocks up a miniature bottle of cool.

Well, yeah, yeah, we're also doing this at night. Can tell our listeners our lovely, beautiful buckheads. This is the first time I've ever recorded an episode at night. Was the only time we could get the studio free. Yeah, and missus Lamebrook rocks up a miniature bottle of cool.

Well.

Well.

I would have brought a big bottle of koloa, but then Peter said you should take some glasses as well, and I went, I can't be brothered.

I would have brought a big bottle of koloa, but then Peter said you should take some glasses as well, and I went, I can't be brothered.

I have not seen someone hold a koluer since I was thirteen years old in a park somewhere in Greensboro.

I have not seen someone hold a koluer since I was thirteen years old in a park somewhere in Greensboro.

All right, so my mate Timmy Blackwell for his birthday that got canceled because of COVID. Fair enough, So like two years ago, two bullshit years ago.

All right, so my mate Timmy Blackwell for his birthday that got canceled because of COVID. Fair enough, So like two years ago, two bullshit years ago.

Here we go, Here we go, the cut her off from Dan Murphy. This is what sent you over the cook egg. Yeah, that's what it was.

Here we go, Here we go, the cut her off from Dan Murphy. This is what sent you over the cook egg. Yeah, that's what it was.

I think it was.

I think it was.

It was COVID stopped you getting a teting.

It was COVID stopped you getting a teting.

I was cheetering on the edge.

I was cheetering on the edge.

You're right, it was, you know, when COVID started, I was like everybody else. I was like, oh, not a cooker, No, I believed, and it was only at some point. I mean, okay, can I give you an example of something else that just makes no sense?

You're right, it was, you know, when COVID started, I was like everybody else. I was like, oh, not a cooker, No, I believed, and it was only at some point. I mean, okay, can I give you an example of something else that just makes no sense?

Okay?

Okay?

So you know when we travel on the button, this is Nate Valvo, Lane Brook, I'm Kate lang the button ready, No, but this just makes no sense.

So you know when we travel on the button, this is Nate Valvo, Lane Brook, I'm Kate lang the button ready, No, but this just makes no sense.

Here we go.

Here we go.

So you know, since September eleven, I'm not even going to get into that.

So you know, since September eleven, I'm not even going to get into that.

No, I'm not on that.

No, I'm not on that.

I've never said anything about I've never mentioned Building seven.

I've never said anything about I've never mentioned Building seven.

If anyone ever says the sentence. Now, listen, do you remember nine to eleven? That is Cooker is about to.

If anyone ever says the sentence. Now, listen, do you remember nine to eleven? That is Cooker is about to.

I'm about to say since then, how everything stepped up with security in the world.

I'm about to say since then, how everything stepped up with security in the world.

Off at airport?

Off at airport?

Yes, like old ladies in wheelchairs can't get people with fake hips and are getting ludicrous ludicrous. But by the way, when I look at them, I know they're not terrorists.

Yes, like old ladies in wheelchairs can't get people with fake hips and are getting ludicrous ludicrous. But by the way, when I look at them, I know they're not terrorists.

People travel. Let people travel them. Let them a little knife.

People travel. Let people travel them. Let them a little knife.

What is it?

What is it?

I can't take my nail scissors on the raw dogged.

I can't take my nail scissors on the raw dogged.

Are you're knitting needles? Knitting needle?

Are you're knitting needles? Knitting needle?

Real victims of nine to eleven are the people that liked.

Real victims of nine to eleven are the people that liked.

Nrafty people, the crafting people stuff, And you know what they are. There's silent, very much minority silent complain that they do no anyway, But just riddle me this if you will. So what's the rule about liquids? If you've got a bottle of water, what happens to it?

Nrafty people, the crafting people stuff, And you know what they are. There's silent, very much minority silent complain that they do no anyway, But just riddle me this if you will. So what's the rule about liquids? If you've got a bottle of water, what happens to it?

Well, you had to pour it out, But the new ones you can take them through.

Well, you had to pour it out, But the new ones you can take them through.

As long as not an international not international, no, make wa it out?

As long as not an international not international, no, make wa it out?

Keep the water.

Keep the water.

And how do you take through your cosmetics and your liquids. You've got to have them all in little separate things. And I know more than one hundred meals, right yep, But what you can do, nathalocuse it just goes to shame, just.

And how do you take through your cosmetics and your liquids. You've got to have them all in little separate things. And I know more than one hundred meals, right yep, But what you can do, nathalocuse it just goes to shame, just.

That the whole thing doesn't make sense.

That the whole thing doesn't make sense.

You can take twenty little bottles of one hundred meals and then when you get on the plane you can take your empty water bottle, pour them all.

You can take twenty little bottles of one hundred meals and then when you get on the plane you can take your empty water bottle, pour them all.

In there and you've got the same that you ahead of the start.

In there and you've got the same that you ahead of the start.

Take.

Take.

Okay, yeah, I need a.

Okay, yeah, I need a.

Ban what for a moment?

Ban what for a moment?

You actually mean you're.

You actually mean you're.

Process it because you can't afford to process it, because you don't want to.

Process it because you can't afford to process it, because you don't want to.

We have never kicked off so many cookers. It's quick. We're presdent six times.

We have never kicked off so many cookers. It's quick. We're presdent six times.

Does it never make sense? Performutes Does that make sense? French introduces, Hello, that's enough, but you just need to Does that make sense?

Does it never make sense? Performutes Does that make sense? French introduces, Hello, that's enough, but you just need to Does that make sense?

But what you're saying it.

But what you're saying it.

Doesn't make sense. Performative. It's performative. So much of what we do with performance?

Doesn't make sense. Performative. It's performative. So much of what we do with performance?

Can you okay, this is the last nighttime recording?

Can you okay, this is the last nighttime recording?

Is it too much?

Is it too much?

We're both a lot at night? Serve this? No, don't don't down. No, I want you up. Excuse me? No so far up. I'm just I've given up. No, no, no, stay up. Well you brought me to twenty twenty four. I'm in the business of telling a woman to stop talking. Yeah, here we are.

We're both a lot at night? Serve this? No, don't don't down. No, I want you up. Excuse me? No so far up. I'm just I've given up. No, no, no, stay up. Well you brought me to twenty twenty four. I'm in the business of telling a woman to stop talking. Yeah, here we are.

Hang on, white man.

Hang on, white man.

So we asked the bike heads where they listen.

So we asked the bike heads where they listen.

You hang on? Are you just so quickly for you trying to just want you to take on board? Explain the logic of that to me?

You hang on? Are you just so quickly for you trying to just want you to take on board? Explain the logic of that to me?

Okay, So what I would say to that is, I also think the things that you can get on board. I think the machines know what sort of liquid it is. So are you saying that people are going to put like one hundred tiny bottles of something that's going to make a bomb. So what you're getting now.

Okay, So what I would say to that is, I also think the things that you can get on board. I think the machines know what sort of liquid it is. So are you saying that people are going to put like one hundred tiny bottles of something that's going to make a bomb. So what you're getting now.

What I'm saying is it makes no sense that we're not allowed to take a bottle of water on the plane.

What I'm saying is it makes no sense that we're not allowed to take a bottle of water on the plane.

It makes no sense.

It makes no sense.

It makes no sense that hundreds of like billions of dollars of water has been wasted.

It makes no sense that hundreds of like billions of dollars of water has been wasted.

Do you know why you have to put plan you're so dehydrated? You know why you have put the windows up when you land? Do you know that window the shade? You know you can say there's a fire. I never knew that. So if there's a crush, but they know what side to jump I have to do.

Do you know why you have to put plan you're so dehydrated? You know why you have put the windows up when you land? Do you know that window the shade? You know you can say there's a fire. I never knew that. So if there's a crush, but they know what side to jump I have to do.

Do you think what they never looked out for fire?

Do you think what they never looked out for fire?

But that's why you had to do it.

But that's why you had to do it.

I don't think that is the reason. I think they just make shit up. I really honestly do.

I don't think that is the reason. I think they just make shit up. I really honestly do.

And I'm happy with it, and I'm happy with it, and I've gone along with a safety thing.

And I'm happy with it, and I'm happy with it, and I've gone along with a safety thing.

But if you think about it, it doesn't.

But if you think about it, it doesn't.

Even this is our record breaking cooker. Okay, that's doubt.

Even this is our record breaking cooker. Okay, that's doubt.

Because Timmy Black, that's canceled.

Because Timmy Black, that's canceled.

Because there we go, we got there.

Because there we go, we got there.

We I was collecting for him some miniatures. He's always been a running joke with us that we always have miniatures. And because his party got canceled and we're working them from where I just wherever.

We I was collecting for him some miniatures. He's always been a running joke with us that we always have miniatures. And because his party got canceled and we're working them from where I just wherever.

Not everyone sells them.

Not everyone sells them.

So there's always like some weird Ukrainian much like your dress today, and you know one of those.

So there's always like some weird Ukrainian much like your dress today, and you know one of those.

I've got Ukrainian colors on my jumper, Yes you do. Purposely.

I've got Ukrainian colors on my jumper, Yes you do. Purposely.

You found in an Eastern European bottle shop, you know, there always a bit.

You found in an Eastern European bottle shop, you know, there always a bit.

They've always got a.

They've always got a.

Lot of herby sort of liqueurs. Anyway, they always have miniatures.

Lot of herby sort of liqueurs. Anyway, they always have miniatures.

I've never found myself in an Eastern.

I've never found myself in an Eastern.

Europeans there's two mirrors live.

Europeans there's two mirrors live.

Where are all these shots and these stalls that have these things and these herbs and plants and herbs and plants.

Where are all these shots and these stalls that have these things and these herbs and plants and herbs and plants.

They're turned into you know those you know what I mean. I'm not talking about your feet, not a big Dan Murphy, one of those small independent.

They're turned into you know those you know what I mean. I'm not talking about your feet, not a big Dan Murphy, one of those small independent.

Sort of ones.

Sort of ones.

And they've always got something strange, like some sort of gorgeous hand painted bottle in the front window, which of course I wouldn't get to go with.

And they've always got something strange, like some sort of gorgeous hand painted bottle in the front window, which of course I wouldn't get to go with.

All my cushions.

All my cushions.

So we are.

So we are.

Look cut people now, and I go.

Look cut people now, and I go.

What's the cushion?

What's the cushion?

Shit, they wouldn't have any cushions.

Shit, they wouldn't have any cushions.

Yes, that's fine.

Yes, that's fine.

I think I'm quite good at generally mean, I'm like, they've got no cushion.

I think I'm quite good at generally mean, I'm like, they've got no cushion.

Yeah, of course not. Yeah, it's not that hard. But I'm saying I go a step further, and you can meet a woman and tell if she's got like, yes, well, that's.

Yeah, of course not. Yeah, it's not that hard. But I'm saying I go a step further, and you can meet a woman and tell if she's got like, yes, well, that's.

What I'm not so good at reading, because I couldn't read that about myself.

What I'm not so good at reading, because I couldn't read that about myself.

And another give is a phone cover. If there's shit hanging off that woman's phone cover, she's hello, look at that you've got row? What's that flower? Yeah, that's you've got cushions got a lot?

And another give is a phone cover. If there's shit hanging off that woman's phone cover, she's hello, look at that you've got row? What's that flower? Yeah, that's you've got cushions got a lot?

You can tell by my phone cover.

You can tell by my phone cover.

The brighter the phone color, the more going on, the more cushions got dangles.

The brighter the phone color, the more going on, the more cushions got dangles.

I don't have the taler swift.

I don't have the taler swift.

When my mom gets a text message, a light goes off. I don't even know where she got that from. It's like a look like a ride.

When my mom gets a text message, a light goes off. I don't even know where she got that from. It's like a look like a ride.

Oh, it's like an alarm goes off. Lin someone wants you. I love it, So tell.

Oh, it's like an alarm goes off. Lin someone wants you. I love it, So tell.

Me, buckheads, where are they listening?

Me, buckheads, where are they listening?

I just really think that teen one hundred meal bottles should have got more than you gave me.

I just really think that teen one hundred meal bottles should have got more than you gave me.

Don't you think?

Don't you think?

I just think we gave it. We've given it.

I just think we gave it. We've given it.

Response when I read it's like, oh my goodness.

Response when I read it's like, oh my goodness.

My time was my response so.

My time was my response so.

Exists A terrible nigger of me constantly think.

Exists A terrible nigger of me constantly think.

How many calls.

How many calls.

I've only had one. It's like the magic pudding. It never comes to an end.

I've only had one. It's like the magic pudding. It never comes to an end.

This little, this podcast, this.

This little, this podcast, this.

Little listen that were messaging commenting on the under videos and stuff. We read them all. A couple of people had a goldis recently.

Little listen that were messaging commenting on the under videos and stuff. We read them all. A couple of people had a goldis recently.

We can't message you fault when they would say that we're trying to fix it.

We can't message you fault when they would say that we're trying to fix it.

But also I can't either.

But also I can't either.

I can't.

I can't.

I can't either. I can't missage it and I can't what do you call it? I can't read add to your story?

I can't either. I can't missage it and I can't what do you call it? I can't read add to your story?

Oh yeah, that's an off air chat. DVJ said she listens while she walks her dog. Hello to her dog.

Oh yeah, that's an off air chat. DVJ said she listens while she walks her dog. Hello to her dog.

That's a class.

That's a class.

Lauren says she likes to listen when I knit. I know Nathan will love that. She wouldn't be on a plane unless meet the cooker, unless she's knitting with one hundred tiny columb.

Lauren says she likes to listen when I knit. I know Nathan will love that. She wouldn't be on a plane unless meet the cooker, unless she's knitting with one hundred tiny columb.

Or knitting finger knitting? You do that at school?

Or knitting finger knitting? You do that at school?

I wasn't in girls so fun.

I wasn't in girls so fun.

That's not a girl thing? Boys did it?

That's not a girl thing? Boys did it?

Okay? Sorry?

Okay? Sorry?

Are you just talking about finger? Because I said finger?

Are you just talking about finger? Because I said finger?

That's what we said. Something else? Moving on, Belinda, Belinda listens lifting weights, So Belinda, Hello, do.

That's what we said. Something else? Moving on, Belinda, Belinda listens lifting weights, So Belinda, Hello, do.

We help her? I would hope so how heavy her way?

We help her? I would hope so how heavy her way?

Yeah, Blinda, let us know how much you pressed.

Yeah, Blinda, let us know how much you pressed.

I love it when there's is that the question?

I love it when there's is that the question?

You're supposed to do?

You're supposed to do?

Whites?

Whites?

I don't do weight, so you can be bothered doing can't you do?

I don't do weight, so you can be bothered doing can't you do?

Wait? Can you keep that tight?

Wait? Can you keep that tight?

Read Kate Cluic Kate's flirty?

Read Kate Cluic Kate's flirty?

Am I is that flatty?

Am I is that flatty?

Actually? Speaking of flirty, Mike answered the question where he listens, Are you ready? Hello, We're going to lower our voices for this?

Actually? Speaking of flirty, Mike answered the question where he listens, Are you ready? Hello, We're going to lower our voices for this?

Oh?

Oh?

Yes, Mike listens in bed before going to sleep.

Yes, Mike listens in bed before going to sleep.

Does he no?

Does he no?

Night, Mike?

Night, Mike?

Why don't you let us tuck you in now?

Why don't you let us tuck you in now?

I don't know if this is a little stub here from Mike, but then he wrote dot dot dot. However, I've noticed occasionally I get bucked up on a subconscious level and he can't sleep, either because I've had a really long day, or Kate is talking about below deck? What is that money?

I don't know if this is a little stub here from Mike, but then he wrote dot dot dot. However, I've noticed occasionally I get bucked up on a subconscious level and he can't sleep, either because I've had a really long day, or Kate is talking about below deck? What is that money?

By the way, I've got something to tell you.

By the way, I've got something to tell you.

It's not about below deck. I promise I'm not going to go. Will I tell you now?

It's not about below deck. I promise I'm not going to go. Will I tell you now?

Yes? When else?

Yes? When else?

Okay?

Okay?

So Lewis is turning twenty one, my eldest child, and none of my children we have family birthday parties, but none of them have had a proper birthday party, which is like a lot of the kids now.

So Lewis is turning twenty one, my eldest child, and none of my children we have family birthday parties, but none of them have had a proper birthday party, which is like a lot of the kids now.

Three or four episodes ago, we spoke about I dead, the question why isn't anyone having any parties anywhere? So is there a party coming?

Three or four episodes ago, we spoke about I dead, the question why isn't anyone having any parties anywhere? So is there a party coming?

Peter was like, Luis, you've got to have a party for your twenty first.

Peter was like, Luis, you've got to have a party for your twenty first.

You've got to get a key.

You've got to get a key.

And so many people that were invested in keeping that boy alive, principally us of course, but so many people for him to.

And so many people that were invested in keeping that boy alive, principally us of course, but so many people for him to.

Be twenty one, that's a celebration. Wasn't even maybe going to turn seven? Fantastic have a party. We need to have a party.

Be twenty one, that's a celebration. Wasn't even maybe going to turn seven? Fantastic have a party. We need to have a party.

But because his birthday is the day before mine, he said to me, Mum, why don't we have a party together?

But because his birthday is the day before mine, he said to me, Mum, why don't we have a party together?

I join twenty first and I said yes, but we should have a theme.

I join twenty first and I said yes, but we should have a theme.

And guess what he says, it's not guess what.

And guess what he says, it's not guess what.

Let me guess a buck up thief below Dick, below Dick. It's playing already annoying thing about this welcome aboard. The worst part about that is it sounds really fun. It's going to be such a really good theme. It's a great Are you having it on land?

Let me guess a buck up thief below Dick, below Dick. It's playing already annoying thing about this welcome aboard. The worst part about that is it sounds really fun. It's going to be such a really good theme. It's a great Are you having it on land?

Yeah?

Yeah?

We're going to get a.

We're going to get a.

Boat because we were No.

Boat because we were No.

No, I hate boat parties. You know what I don't like ever we can't escape. Yes, I don't like it when you get on a boat. She had a great time at a boat party once the cougar cruise. There's something happened on the cougar crew.

No, I hate boat parties. You know what I don't like ever we can't escape. Yes, I don't like it when you get on a boat. She had a great time at a boat party once the cougar cruise. There's something happened on the cougar crew.

What happened on the it's a young man obviously has a radio stunt.

What happened on the it's a young man obviously has a radio stunt.

Yes, and always.

Yes, and always.

Clue are too?

Clue are too?

She was one of the us. Yeah, you weren't a young man.

She was one of the us. Yeah, you weren't a young man.

No offense, but I figured that out from the start. Oh no, from the show, from the story of Sage was on a cougar crew of young men.

No offense, but I figured that out from the start. Oh no, from the show, from the story of Sage was on a cougar crew of young men.

Oh no, that's it's really hurtful. I'm surprised.

Oh no, that's it's really hurtful. I'm surprised.

This is so by the most looser.

This is so by the most looser.

It's crazy.

It's crazy.

Okay, let's do it thing.

Okay, let's do it thing.

I'm so hot just looking.

I'm so hot just looking.

At you in your Ukraine It's really hot.

At you in your Ukraine It's really hot.

This jumper is so Zelenski always were I'm over him wearing those camouflage clothes?

This jumper is so Zelenski always were I'm over him wearing those camouflage clothes?

Are you just always we we're getting stuck into the Ukraine war this week. He should have a jumping like that change of tune for the pack. It just is we've gone political doing broiled politics. This week, what's your thoughts in the Middle East?

Are you just always we we're getting stuck into the Ukraine war this week. He should have a jumping like that change of tune for the pack. It just is we've gone political doing broiled politics. This week, what's your thoughts in the Middle East?

Actually, please don't answer that.

Actually, please don't answer that.

Through your little.

Through your little.

Little thing was like a cat. It was a laser.

Little thing was like a cat. It was a laser.

You're just like, oh, this is terribly not right.

You're just like, oh, this is terribly not right.

There's a few things not asked Kate about.

There's a few things not asked Kate about.

Me about that, and I would never ever talk about it. And still after the response is Scott, you do with me?

Me about that, and I would never ever talk about it. And still after the response is Scott, you do with me?

Yeah, that's true, it's a good okay, speaking of drinks very quickly, yes, do you.

Yeah, that's true, it's a good okay, speaking of drinks very quickly, yes, do you.

Find this extreme? Speaking of drinks?

Find this extreme? Speaking of drinks?

That don't makes sense because you just hold your bottle of water. It made me remember the cafe around the corner from my house has introduced a loyalty card, right, yeah, but I actually think it's too generous and I feel guilty, like I can't accept it. It's every sixth coffee it's free.

That don't makes sense because you just hold your bottle of water. It made me remember the cafe around the corner from my house has introduced a loyalty card, right, yeah, but I actually think it's too generous and I feel guilty, like I can't accept it. It's every sixth coffee it's free.

That is it's ten, that's the tenth coffee coffee a week. That's yeah.

That is it's ten, that's the tenth coffee coffee a week. That's yeah.

Yeah, Well it could be coffee three days if you have two a day.

Yeah, Well it could be coffee three days if you have two a day.

Well yeah, I mean, we don't know.

Well yeah, I mean, we don't know.

It could be coffee one free coffee a day.

It could be coffee one free coffee a day.

Day.

Day.

And she punched it twice as and she took it even yesterday's order for me, which is love.

And she punched it twice as and she took it even yesterday's order for me, which is love.

We love that it's two a time. Well, I don't.

We love that it's two a time. Well, I don't.

Maybe not most of the time. It's two because it's Cody and do Well, but it does Cody night at the same time. Technically it's every third day I'm getting a free coffee. That's like one hundred free coffee. Yeah.

Maybe not most of the time. It's two because it's Cody and do Well, but it does Cody night at the same time. Technically it's every third day I'm getting a free coffee. That's like one hundred free coffee. Yeah.

That put him out of bits. Yeah that's not right. No, that's not right. You need to say to them.

That put him out of bits. Yeah that's not right. No, that's not right. You need to say to them.

Well, I'm not going I've already lost the card anyway. But if I hadn't a little punch, that's true.

Well, I'm not going I've already lost the card anyway. But if I hadn't a little punch, that's true.

It's too too loyalty cards.

It's too too loyalty cards.

Why does anyone like the cost of living crisis?

Why does anyone like the cost of living crisis?

No, but it's I don't you know what it is? Shadow labor. You keep track of how often I'm coming. Am I eating track? You're making me one of your employees. I'm not doing it. You keep track, you keep my card and you punch it behind.

No, but it's I don't you know what it is? Shadow labor. You keep track of how often I'm coming. Am I eating track? You're making me one of your employees. I'm not doing it. You keep track, you keep my card and you punch it behind.

I'm not making real estate in my wallet for your crew you've got.

I'm not making real estate in my wallet for your crew you've got.

Oh god, I could only imagine your wallet. I've seen your bags, you.

Oh god, I could only imagine your wallet. I've seen your bags, you.

Know what, so clean?

Know what, so clean?

It really, it's immaculate. This is what I'm going to guess that's in there really quickly, we're going to do the show in a sec. We've never gone this long in the intro. What's the intro? What are you up to? Nineteen minute intro without editing.

It really, it's immaculate. This is what I'm going to guess that's in there really quickly, we're going to do the show in a sec. We've never gone this long in the intro. What's the intro? What are you up to? Nineteen minute intro without editing.

Oh and you.

Oh and you.

Didn't even bring it. It's even more on brand. Your wallet, to me, would have okay, you'd have at least five different countries money in there for some reason. You'd have like American dollars, and you'd have Vietnamese dollar would I don't dong. You'd have a lot of loyalty cards, coins, lipstick. Wrong, wrong, look, Oh well you got money.

Didn't even bring it. It's even more on brand. Your wallet, to me, would have okay, you'd have at least five different countries money in there for some reason. You'd have like American dollars, and you'd have Vietnamese dollar would I don't dong. You'd have a lot of loyalty cards, coins, lipstick. Wrong, wrong, look, Oh well you got money.

I've got cash. Of course I've crash. There was an outage.

I've got cash. Of course I've crash. There was an outage.

If you don't have cash, show me your wallet.

If you don't have cash, show me your wallet.

It's not cashing there.

It's not cashing there.

No cashing it. What happens? Because I lose my wallet too much to have cash in there. I have cash at home and a drawer somewhere.

No cashing it. What happens? Because I lose my wallet too much to have cash in there. I have cash at home and a drawer somewhere.

Yes, cash, hash about you give yourself.

Yes, cash, hash about you give yourself.

A music.

A music.

God.

God.

I love cash. Yeah, you don't say we got paid cash in hand last Friday night at a gig and cash. There is something about holding those notes that's like this is there's nothing better. There is no greater thrill. So many five dollar notes.

I love cash. Yeah, you don't say we got paid cash in hand last Friday night at a gig and cash. There is something about holding those notes that's like this is there's nothing better. There is no greater thrill. So many five dollar notes.

Because we need to have them, because.

Because we need to have them, because.

I am serious paid for with a fitty, so I could get some fives.

I am serious paid for with a fitty, so I could get some fives.

Okay, but you haven't explained why you got fives. Okay, so let's do a topic.

Okay, but you haven't explained why you got fives. Okay, so let's do a topic.

Are you an arguer?

Are you an arguer?

An arguer?

An arguer?

Yeah, I think you are.

Yeah, I think you are.

Let me think I found you to be something the so far just not excuse me?

Let me think I found you to be something the so far just not excuse me?

You withhole withhold what I don't know your approval? You hold my my approval? Hold your approval?

You withhole withhold what I don't know your approval? You hold my my approval? Hold your approval?

Do I argue? It's a very good question, do you think idi argue? Not? Really, we kind of just have just get it over and done with the little micro a micro one of the last ten to fifteen seconds. We're done. We move on. Yeah, so Peter and I do it once an hour.

Do I argue? It's a very good question, do you think idi argue? Not? Really, we kind of just have just get it over and done with the little micro a micro one of the last ten to fifteen seconds. We're done. We move on. Yeah, so Peter and I do it once an hour.

Oh really no, So well, I don't know you said your kidd But how do we know that point?

Oh really no, So well, I don't know you said your kidd But how do we know that point?

People say that about my show is a comedy.

People say that about my show is a comedy.

How do we know? Anyway?

How do we know? Anyway?

So Peter and I don't argue very often, but sometimes there's an obstinacy in the man.

So Peter and I don't argue very often, but sometimes there's an obstinacy in the man.

But do you not fight because your parents are your children accused your husband.

But do you not fight because your parents are your children accused your husband.

To be a yes man, and so I've been thinking of examples in which he is not one. This is so ridiculous, involving basketball and a tournament that was on on a long week e for your son. Two sons who play right, so it's always divide and conquer. They've both got tournaments in different places, and Peter asked one of the other mums from basketball, who we didn't know particularly well, if she could come and pick up the younger one right with her son. And I said to Peter, because I now don't have to go to the tournament.

To be a yes man, and so I've been thinking of examples in which he is not one. This is so ridiculous, involving basketball and a tournament that was on on a long week e for your son. Two sons who play right, so it's always divide and conquer. They've both got tournaments in different places, and Peter asked one of the other mums from basketball, who we didn't know particularly well, if she could come and pick up the younger one right with her son. And I said to Peter, because I now don't have to go to the tournament.

She said, yes, very kind, thank you.

She said, yes, very kind, thank you.

I said to Peter, I'm making a big batch of bolonnaise. I'm going to give her some of the bolonnaise. Peter said, don't give her bolonnaise. That's strange, and I said, that's not strange.

I said to Peter, I'm making a big batch of bolonnaise. I'm going to give her some of the bolonnaise. Peter said, don't give her bolonnaise. That's strange, and I said, that's not strange.

She said, a tournament an Italian person, and.

She said, a tournament an Italian person, and.

He's got it.

He's got it.

Also a gift of food to someone who's spending all weekends. Anyway, so that when that went back and forth, then against his orders.

Also a gift of food to someone who's spending all weekends. Anyway, so that when that went back and forth, then against his orders.

I did think you were going to say you were taking the bolonnaise down to the court for the boys to eat at halftime. That's a bit weird.

I did think you were going to say you were taking the bolonnaise down to the court for the boys to eat at halftime. That's a bit weird.

But anyway, I'm like, that's a strange thing for him to anyway, against his I just sent the bolonnaise with one of the boys, and she's thanked me three.

But anyway, I'm like, that's a strange thing for him to anyway, against his I just sent the bolonnaise with one of the boys, and she's thanked me three.

Times free food, all right, So that's.

Times free food, all right, So that's.

Neither here nor there, but it shows you sometimes, Peter Allen just she can do what she wants with the sauce.

Neither here nor there, but it shows you sometimes, Peter Allen just she can do what she wants with the sauce.

She can make a lasagna. But this is the one that really got me. So this is probably the strangest thing that a couple have ever argued about.

She can make a lasagna. But this is the one that really got me. So this is probably the strangest thing that a couple have ever argued about.

We had an argument about.

We had an argument about.

About the pasta sauce.

About the pasta sauce.

No, No, that was just a by way of example of sometimes he digs in. So so we had an argument about Ama Barrati, an Indian guru.

No, No, that was just a by way of example of sometimes he digs in. So so we had an argument about Ama Barrati, an Indian guru.

Who kept his.

Who kept his.

Right arm raised in the air for fifty years until it shriveled and dies.

Right arm raised in the air for fifty years until it shriveled and dies.

I've seen this back what so that's we had an argument about him.

I've seen this back what so that's we had an argument about him.

Please google this if you're listening right. It really helps.

Please google this if you're listening right. It really helps.

The story is a Maa Barrati.

The story is a Maa Barrati.

So you can see one of his arms is normal and down and the other one is up and raised in a fist, and it's gone wizened.

So you can see one of his arms is normal and down and the other one is up and raised in a fist, and it's gone wizened.

Yeah, very thin arm, so thin, very sinewy, like skeleton esque.

Yeah, very thin arm, so thin, very sinewy, like skeleton esque.

What could you possibly have an argument about that? What would it be?

What could you possibly have an argument about that? What would it be?

I think your argument would have been that he put it down a few times a day for some other stuff.

I think your argument would have been that he put it down a few times a day for some other stuff.

No, and that one you would although looking at that, that's a normal thing to think, isn't it that, you know what, we don't have the devotion of Indian monk.

No, and that one you would although looking at that, that's a normal thing to think, isn't it that, you know what, we don't have the devotion of Indian monk.

No guru. And also assuming he slept with it resting up still up, but like resting on his pillow behind.

No guru. And also assuming he slept with it resting up still up, but like resting on his pillow behind.

Him when he was sleeping, but he spent all his.

Him when he was sleeping, but he spent all his.

Life in severe pain, well yeah too well, because then the nerves in his arm withered and died and he had no feeling.

Life in severe pain, well yeah too well, because then the nerves in his arm withered and died and he had no feeling.

So now it's imagine.

So now it's imagine.

The worst part, Yeah passes. Now he's just like pushing the through.

The worst part, Yeah passes. Now he's just like pushing the through.

I thought it was so amazing. I sent it to one of my children. I just thought, that's so interesting.

I thought it was so amazing. I sent it to one of my children. I just thought, that's so interesting.

Look at his arm.

Look at his arm.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So Peter and we were discussing it, and then.

So Peter and we were discussing it, and then.

Peter was like, what a little squshing?

Peter was like, what a little squshing?

And I said this this guy, this Indian monk, who held his arm up in the air. Peter looks at he goes, no, he didn't.

And I said this this guy, this Indian monk, who held his arm up in the air. Peter looks at he goes, no, he didn't.

I'm like what he goes No, No, I went he held it up. It's well documented. People went to visit him, they saw him. He can still go see him.

I'm like what he goes No, No, I went he held it up. It's well documented. People went to visit him, they saw him. He can still go see him.

I think he's still going still running. Wowe his arm, his arm.

I think he's still going still running. Wowe his arm, his arm.

And then Peter said, no, he started holding his arm in the air because it was already wizard, Yes, that's it was.

And then Peter said, no, he started holding his arm in the air because it was already wizard, Yes, that's it was.

Wait, yeah, but how does that harben?

Wait, yeah, but how does that harben?

Yeah?

Yeah?

Exactly, there was, Peter goes there was already something wrong with his arm, and he started No thing wasn't it was his active.

Exactly, there was, Peter goes there was already something wrong with his arm, and he started No thing wasn't it was his active.

How old is he?

How old is he?

So?

So?

If it's done it for fifty years?

If it's done it for fifty years?

Fifty he started when he was how old he started in nineteen seventy But we don't know how old he was?

Fifty he started when he was how old he started in nineteen seventy But we don't know how old he was?

He was a clerk.

He was a clerk.

How old is a clerk?

How old is a clerk?

Like?

Like?

Quitting his job.

Quitting his job.

Felt like he was still connected to his own life, and raised his arms studying nineteen seventy three as a sign of his devotion and to militate against wars and support world Peape years of his life in severe pain by doing this, but later lost all sensation in his arm. He must have been so happy the muscles in his arm atrophy during this time. Many of his followers have taken inspiration from his actions, calling it a beacon of hope, and even raising their own arms.

Felt like he was still connected to his own life, and raised his arms studying nineteen seventy three as a sign of his devotion and to militate against wars and support world Peape years of his life in severe pain by doing this, but later lost all sensation in his arm. He must have been so happy the muscles in his arm atrophy during this time. Many of his followers have taken inspiration from his actions, calling it a beacon of hope, and even raising their own arms.

For a couple of weeks.

For a couple of weeks.

Oh years, right, too hard to do?

Oh years, right, too hard to do?

Yeah, so Peter, as Peter doesn't believe.

Yeah, so Peter, as Peter doesn't believe.

It doesn't like just not only doesn't believe.

It doesn't like just not only doesn't believe.

All and bullshit posited an alternate reality for old Batari became like that and went to war with.

All and bullshit posited an alternate reality for old Batari became like that and went to war with.

Me over I rest my case. Strangest argument ever.

Me over I rest my case. Strangest argument ever.

I'm putting my arm up, putting my arm solidarity with Pete. I don't believe that for a I want to believe it. I want twenty four seven footage. I would come on, he put it down at night to sleep.

I'm putting my arm up, putting my arm solidarity with Pete. I don't believe that for a I want to believe it. I want twenty four seven footage. I would come on, he put it down at night to sleep.

But how did it get like that? Then? Yeah?

But how did it get like that? Then? Yeah?

I mean if he held it up for a long time. Don't get me wrong, but.

I mean if he held it up for a long time. Don't get me wrong, but.

What need to do it night?

What need to do it night?

What he did my arm? I think me my arm down?

What he did my arm? I think me my arm down?

I sleep with my arm up in the air. Do you ever do that? Not that for the whole night?

I sleep with my arm up in the air. Do you ever do that? Not that for the whole night?

But it's just a dog. The girl in the Exorcist when she gets possessed by stated, there's that famous scene where the priest walked in her arms up like that. It does feel really nice though. It's nice doing it. Yeah, I do it too. It feels it feels nice. Not fifty years long night.

But it's just a dog. The girl in the Exorcist when she gets possessed by stated, there's that famous scene where the priest walked in her arms up like that. It does feel really nice though. It's nice doing it. Yeah, I do it too. It feels it feels nice. Not fifty years long night.

I'm not fifty years a minute anyway. Respect.

I'm not fifty years a minute anyway. Respect.

I want to give you a ridiculous relationship, please so tough.

I want to give you a ridiculous relationship, please so tough.

I love it.

I love it.

But it's not really angry at each other, but sort of is. We all know that relationships get tested when you go shopping for furniture or anything like that.

But it's not really angry at each other, but sort of is. We all know that relationships get tested when you go shopping for furniture or anything like that.

Yes, we've discussed before. What when ikea? Oh well, I care seeing IKEA is couples fighting, of course, weaking.

Yes, we've discussed before. What when ikea? Oh well, I care seeing IKEA is couples fighting, of course, weaking.

That and go Italy together and drive on the road.

That and go Italy together and drive on the road.

They're the two biggest and in fact, in any car park.

They're the two biggest and in fact, in any car park.

That's the two biggest challenge.

That's the two biggest challenge.

People are talking to each other in the car park. They're breaking up.

People are talking to each other in the car park. They're breaking up.

Yeah yeah, yeah. Oh the lights just flushed because I mentioned the Exorcist. Yes, that's what's going What a cooker? When you believe in the devil and ghosts?

Yeah yeah, yeah. Oh the lights just flushed because I mentioned the Exorcist. Yes, that's what's going What a cooker? When you believe in the devil and ghosts?

Do you believe in that?

Do you believe in that?

No? But I did. I didn't answer. Question was the set of the Exorcist? Have you ever read what happened?

No? But I did. I didn't answer. Question was the set of the Exorcist? Have you ever read what happened?

I can't.

I can't.

I don't like all these They were filming the Exorcist and a bad things happened.

I don't like all these They were filming the Exorcist and a bad things happened.

Died on this I don't like talking about.

Died on this I don't like talking about.

I look into that.

I look into that.

I'm scared of, you know, because of my upbringing, I'm scared of the dark.

I'm scared of, you know, because of my upbringing, I'm scared of the dark.

I'm so scared of the dark.

I'm so scared of the dark.

A night light, no, no, but when I walk into a dark room, this is scared of the dark.

A night light, no, no, but when I walk into a dark room, this is scared of the dark.

I am. And it doesn't even make sense.

I am. And it doesn't even make sense.

Drama.

Drama.

I shut my eyes. Doesn't even make sense. So scared of the.

I shut my eyes. Doesn't even make sense. So scared of the.

Dat too dark in here.

Dat too dark in here.

I want to say it, and I'm scared I don't. I'm scared of demons.

I want to say it, and I'm scared I don't. I'm scared of demons.

And stuff demons. Who likes demons? Not many people are going around loving a demon.

And stuff demons. Who likes demons? Not many people are going around loving a demon.

Serious. The world is full of people who love demons, which is because this is.

Serious. The world is full of people who love demons, which is because this is.

The thing about Satan the devil.

The thing about Satan the devil.

What about him?

What about him?

If you believe in that, there's you know, high energy and low energy, which I do. People think that Satan the devil was some ugly thing with anything.

If you believe in that, there's you know, high energy and low energy, which I do. People think that Satan the devil was some ugly thing with anything.

He's hot.

He's hot.

Satan's hot and charming. That's why he's got the whole world doing good.

Satan's hot and charming. That's why he's got the whole world doing good.

Yeah, people are like, okay, Satan. That's people because Satan is well.

Yeah, people are like, okay, Satan. That's people because Satan is well.

I never heard that in my sixteen years of going to church every week.

I never heard that in my sixteen years of going to church every week.

That's what they like, because in act, it's who's pillaried in our society.

That's what they like, because in act, it's who's pillaried in our society.

Daggy, the honest, the people with their hands.

Daggy, the honest, the people with their hands.

Knitters, those they're the people, the wholesome, the gardeners.

Knitters, those they're the people, the wholesome, the gardeners.

The people who so they're the devil. Is that what you're getting out? They're the ones we shouldn't.

The people who so they're the devil. Is that what you're getting out? They're the ones we shouldn't.

People who who does our society worship the devil?

People who who does our society worship the devil?

Hot devil? Bring them on.

Hot devil? Bring them on.

I'm partial to one myself. That's how I know.

I'm partial to one myself. That's how I know.

Love a hot devil. Anyway, listening message us the black Up podcast.

Love a hot devil. Anyway, listening message us the black Up podcast.

Tell me about the existence the exercise before we pass out.

Tell me about the existence the exercise before we pass out.

It was just that people died on and it was haunted and all these weird things happen like a couple. I can't really. I just remember reading one day that things happen on the set.

It was just that people died on and it was haunted and all these weird things happen like a couple. I can't really. I just remember reading one day that things happen on the set.

Well, that's you can't bring that to me, that's I'm all.

Well, that's you can't bring that to me, that's I'm all.

This is why it's exhausting being your friend, because sometimes in conversation you just like to throw a little tidbit and keep going, but you come back with like police investigator for ansic forensic.

This is why it's exhausting being your friend, because sometimes in conversation you just like to throw a little tidbit and keep going, but you come back with like police investigator for ansic forensic.

Okay, got something there, we go, Okay.

Okay, got something there, we go, Okay.

Hang on clappering, clapper flaps down.

Hang on clappering, clapper flaps down.

Okay, that clapping was a bit.

Okay, that clapping was a bit.

A carpenter cutter's thumb off. A lighting technician lost a toeing and someone else a week after completing a scene, someone died like her character.

A carpenter cutter's thumb off. A lighting technician lost a toeing and someone else a week after completing a scene, someone died like her character.

Yeah, there's some folklore going on there.

Yeah, there's some folklore going on there.

How did the lighting guy lose his toe There were nine deaths? Oh my god, I told you.

How did the lighting guy lose his toe There were nine deaths? Oh my god, I told you.

What I told you.

What I told you.

Music.

Music.

That's such a buck up. Nine people die, love.

That's such a buck up. Nine people die, love.

When people die? Lois on the buck up.

When people die? Lois on the buck up.

Oh my goodness, that's incredible. Told I couldn't even even that movie.

Oh my goodness, that's incredible. Told I couldn't even even that movie.

And when she'd been backwards on the stage, Oh.

And when she'd been backwards on the stage, Oh.

No, no, so much fun. So I feel the biggest two tests of Cody and Ized ten years together, it's a long time. Was hiring the car in Italy and anytime we go furniture shopping, which is very rare, and we thought, why don't we do the the proper thing of actually going to one of these super center things where you go to the car park and there's like nine oh.

No, no, so much fun. So I feel the biggest two tests of Cody and Ized ten years together, it's a long time. Was hiring the car in Italy and anytime we go furniture shopping, which is very rare, and we thought, why don't we do the the proper thing of actually going to one of these super center things where you go to the car park and there's like nine oh.

I know them, and there's the bed shed and the thing and can.

I know them, and there's the bed shed and the thing and can.

Everyone's going in there?

Everyone's going in there?

Well they got to everyone thinks he's going to go tricky table hint, Yeah I know, I don't know.

Well they got to everyone thinks he's going to go tricky table hint, Yeah I know, I don't know.

Peter loves Catman do and he loves anaconda and.

Peter loves Catman do and he loves anaconda and.

A condas everywhere Aniconda.

A condas everywhere Aniconda.

What's that song? What's min song?

What's that song? What's min song?

They play that song in the in the store.

They play that song in the in the store.

It's not an out.

It's not an out.

So we went to one of those where you park and everywhere you look this huge, gigantic, overwhelming line a couch.

So we went to one of those where you park and everywhere you look this huge, gigantic, overwhelming line a couch.

Oh that's a big job.

Oh that's a big job.

It's a big job.

It's a big job.

It's not a bad job.

It's not a bad job.

Many people say, you've got to spend big on a couch. People say you can cut corners on you know, other furniture, but couch. It's true, it's a non negotiable, you know.

Many people say, you've got to spend big on a couch. People say you can cut corners on you know, other furniture, but couch. It's true, it's a non negotiable, you know.

Comfort. Comfort is of the essence with the cat.

Comfort. Comfort is of the essence with the cat.

But what's hard when the people in a relationship together is you have different ideas of soft and different ideas of comfort. What do you want to.

But what's hard when the people in a relationship together is you have different ideas of soft and different ideas of comfort. What do you want to.

I like?

I like?

I like a soft couch. He likes a little bit of.

I like a soft couch. He likes a little bit of.

Right.

Right.

I want to I want to fall into it and struggle to get back up.

I want to I want to fall into it and struggle to get back up.

Remember when Hughes he bought the couch. Wh Wholly bought the couch without arms because we all hate she hasn't lived it down because it was designer ish. I'm you're right. You need to it's comfort.

Remember when Hughes he bought the couch. Wh Wholly bought the couch without arms because we all hate she hasn't lived it down because it was designer ish. I'm you're right. You need to it's comfort.

First before a first date. Soon before you talk to them about kids and the future and marriage and money. Ask each other about how you feel about a couch and what you're looking for.

First before a first date. Soon before you talk to them about kids and the future and marriage and money. Ask each other about how you feel about a couch and what you're looking for.

Well, so we also need to turn into a bed. No, don't you have geese.

Well, so we also need to turn into a bed. No, don't you have geese.

We've got a spare bed for that.

We've got a spare bed for that.

Of course you do.

Of course you do.

Of course you got to stare room.

Of course you got to stare room.

We don't have a spare room.

We don't have a spare room.

Because you've got four kids. We don't. It's actually our laundry room and just throw everything in there. So we spent such a long time going from couch to couch to couch, sitting, getting back up, sitting, getting back up, in lying back down. No, yes, no, yes, not that one.