Do you get ugly with your friends? Like, truly goblin-mode, feral-little-troll ugly? Because that is the highest tier of female friendship and we’ve officially entered it.

It’s nine days ‘til Christmas, our bodies are shutting down, cafes are charging $5.80 for a DIY teabag, and Sarah blatantly fangirled a very cool rock band in the Virgin priority line and honestly we may never recover.

Thank you for a year of laughs. We love you, we do this all for you. Merry Christmas. And don’t panic, we’re dropping episodes twice a week all summer because we know you have abandonment issues and we respect that.

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 Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

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Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!)

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Do you get ugly with your friends? Like, truly goblin-mode, feral-little-troll ugly? Because that is the highest tier of female friendship and we&rsquo;ve officially entered it.
It&rsquo;s nine days &lsquo;til Christmas, our bodies are shutting down, cafes are charging $5.80 for a DIY teabag, and Sarah blatantly fangirled a very cool rock band in the Virgin priority line and honestly we may never recover.
Thank you for a year of laughs. We love you, we do this all for you. Merry Christmas. And don&rsquo;t panic, we&rsquo;re dropping episodes twice a week all summer because we know you have abandonment issues and we respect that.
Send a message to the show phone: 0489 214 653
Want to support the show and become a Goldie? We have a 30 day free trial on right now.
&nbsp;<a href="http://apple.co/LiseandSarah">Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here</a>
For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.&nbsp;
How does it work?
Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!)
&bull; Click here:&nbsp;<a href="http://apple.co/LiseandSarah">http://apple.co/LiseandSarah</a>
&bull; The link will open in a web browser
&bull; From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this
&bull; You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise &amp; Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)&nbsp;
&bull; We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in
&nbsp;

The Friendship Milestone No One Talks About

Come into our joy space! We spent company money seeing Oprah Live for personal development reasons, so here is the recap. From the hardest hitting lines to the meet and greet that channelled something within us, it was a salve for the end of year chaos.  

Come into our joy space! We spent company money seeing Oprah Live for personal development reasons, so here is the recap. From the hardest hitting lines to the meet and greet that channelled something within us, it was a salve for the end of year chaos.&nbsp;&nbsp;

✨ The Oprah Spectacular ✨

Some women get diamonds for their birthday. Not here. It's Eau De Minion, and everyone's obsessed. Term Four has officially claimed another victim and Lise is deep in the trenches. Between blackouts, a tooth snapped on a Jatz cracker, and the world’s most cursed over-the-counter sleeping pill, it’s a lot.  And the girls test the “11 Habits of a Well-Groomed Woman” and fail. But it was mostly a bullshit article anyway, further proof you should not click on anything while lying awake at 3am 

The show phone is: 0489 214 653

This show was brought to you by Brown Brothers www.brownbrothers.com.au

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. 

How does it work?

Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!)

• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah

• The link will open in a web browser

• From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this

• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) 

• We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in

Some women get diamonds for their birthday. Not here. It's Eau De Minion, and everyone's obsessed.&nbsp;Term Four has officially claimed another victim and Lise is deep in the trenches. Between blackouts, a tooth snapped on a Jatz cracker, and the world&rsquo;s most cursed over-the-counter sleeping pill, it&rsquo;s a lot.&nbsp; And the girls test the &ldquo;11 Habits of a Well-Groomed Woman&rdquo; and fail. But it was mostly a bullshit article anyway, further proof you should not click on anything while lying awake at 3am&nbsp;
The show phone is: 0489 214 653
This show was brought to you by Brown Brothers www.brownbrothers.com.au
Want to support the show and become a Goldie?&nbsp;<a href="http://apple.co/LiseandSarah">Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here</a>
For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.&nbsp;
How does it work?
Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!)
&bull; Click here:&nbsp;<a href="http://apple.co/LiseandSarah">http://apple.co/LiseandSarah</a>
&bull; The link will open in a web browser
&bull; From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this
&bull; You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise &amp; Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)&nbsp;
&bull; We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in

He Bought Me A Minions Perfume And Now It's My Signature Scent 

Except Sarah. She wants them on her lovely tall girl legs, but will she just end up selling them on Depop? Meanwhile, Lise has reached lunchbox liberation, and there are two types of people; the rare people who love having 'Happy Birthday' sung to them..and everyone else. And the show phone reveals a listener dilemma for the ages: what's more important - Year 6 Graduation or Lady Gaga? 

The show phone is: 0489 214 653

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. 

How does it work?

Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!)

• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah

• The link will open in a web browser

• From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this

• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) 

• We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in

Except Sarah. She wants them on her lovely tall girl legs, but will she just end up selling them on Depop? Meanwhile, Lise has reached lunchbox liberation, and there are two types of people; the rare people who love having 'Happy Birthday' sung to them..and everyone else. And the show phone reveals a listener dilemma for the ages: what's more important - Year 6 Graduation or Lady Gaga?&nbsp;
The show phone is: 0489 214 653
Want to support the show and become a Goldie?&nbsp;<a href="http://apple.co/LiseandSarah">Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here</a>
For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.&nbsp;
How does it work?
Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!)
&bull; Click here:&nbsp;<a href="http://apple.co/LiseandSarah">http://apple.co/LiseandSarah</a>
&bull; The link will open in a web browser
&bull; From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this
&bull; You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise &amp; Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)&nbsp;
&bull; We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in

Capri Pants Are Back and Nobody Wants This

Four cities! Four dates! Go, go, go! Rally the group chat, crown a Ticket Captain (Nicole, this is your time), and be ready because tickets open at midday today local time. Max 10 tix per order (Brisbane max 8). 

TICKET LINKS: 

BRISBANE MARCH 7

MELBOURNE MARCH 20

SYDNEY MARCH 27

PERTH MARCH 28 

Questions? DM us @discoclubaus on instagram

Or check the website 

Four cities! Four dates! Go, go, go! Rally the group chat, crown a Ticket Captain (Nicole, this is your time), and be ready because tickets open at midday today local time. Max 10 tix per order (Brisbane max 8).&nbsp;
TICKET LINKS:&nbsp;
<a href="http://www.mglive.co/discoclubBNE">BRISBANE MARCH 7</a>
<a href="http://www.mglive.co/discoclubMEL">MELBOURNE MARCH 20</a>
<a href="http://www.mglive.co/discoclubSYD">SYDNEY MARCH 27</a>
<a href="http://www.mglive.co/discoclubPER">PERTH MARCH 28&nbsp;</a>
Questions? DM us <a href="http://www.instagram.com/discoclubaus">@discoclubaus on instagram</a>
Or check the <a href="https://www.mglive.co/discoclub">website </a>

Disco Club 2026 Tickets Are Live!!! 💃🔥✨🪩

Mother-in-laws. Dads. Teachers. Hostesses. Every single tricky person on your list has been handled with our ultimate gift guide. From cricket family passes, chic mother-in-law pleasers, teacher presents that aren’t another cursed mug, and hostess gifts that say “I really have my shit together", let us be your guide. 



The show phone is: 0489 214 653 

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. 

How does it work?

Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!)

• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah

• The link will open in a web browser

• From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this

• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) 

• We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in

Mother-in-laws. Dads. Teachers. Hostesses. Every single tricky person on your list has been handled with our ultimate gift guide. From cricket family passes, chic mother-in-law pleasers, teacher presents that aren&rsquo;t another cursed mug, and hostess gifts that say &ldquo;I really have my shit together", let us be your guide.&nbsp; 
The show phone is: 0489 214 653 
Want to support the show and become a Goldie?&nbsp;<a href="http://apple.co/LiseandSarah">Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here</a>
For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.&nbsp;
How does it work?
Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!)
&bull; Click here:&nbsp;<a href="http://apple.co/LiseandSarah">http://apple.co/LiseandSarah</a>
&bull; The link will open in a web browser
&bull; From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this
&bull; You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise &amp; Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)&nbsp;
&bull; We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in

30 Foolproof Present Ideas for the Impossible to Buy For 

WARNING: SPOILERS. The wind was off its chops. Sam Armytage was in a silo. And one woman was left standing. We unpack the most glorious, wind-whipped Golden Bachelor ending imaginable. We're calling it - this was the best season of The Bachelor that we have ever seen. 

Thankyou Channel Nine for the group watching project we all needed! A Golden Rose to you! 

If you've just discovered us via these unhinged recaps, welcome. We release episodes every Tuesday. Follow the Lise and Sarah show - it's the podcast version of the women in the mansion. 

WARNING: SPOILERS. The wind was off its chops. Sam Armytage was in a silo. And one woman was left standing. We unpack the most glorious, wind-whipped Golden Bachelor ending imaginable. We're calling it - this was the best season of The Bachelor that we have ever seen.&nbsp;
Thankyou Channel Nine for the group watching project we all needed! A Golden Rose to you!&nbsp;
If you've just discovered us via these unhinged recaps, welcome. We release episodes every Tuesday. Follow the Lise and Sarah show - it's the podcast version of the women in the mansion.&nbsp;

The Finale None Of Us Saw Coming | Ep 9 The Golden Bachelor Recap 

There’s a new friendship theory in town: Sun Girls, Shade Girls, and the sacred art of the Couch Friend. Lise spirals over the price of a quick takeaway, and Sarah hears a woman screaming in her yard (it’s... not). Author Sally Hepworth drops by with a book-tour confession she probably shouldn’t have said out loud, but then again, We Listen, and We Don't Judge. 

The show phone is: 0489 214 653 

Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons

Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here

For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. 

How does it work?

Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!)

• Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah

• The link will open in a web browser

• From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this

• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) 

• We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in

 

There&rsquo;s a new friendship theory in town: Sun Girls, Shade Girls, and the sacred art of the Couch Friend. Lise spirals over the price of a quick takeaway, and Sarah hears a woman screaming in her yard (it&rsquo;s... not). Author Sally Hepworth drops by with a book-tour confession she probably shouldn&rsquo;t have said out loud, but then again, We Listen, and We Don't Judge.&nbsp;
The show phone is: 0489 214 653 Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: <a href="https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7C9dcdZk5c1wjhMbJL6Ncj?si=Nmyr9T-wQJuMWFjhKTUIMQ">Lise and Sarah Kick Ons</a>
Want to support the show and become a Goldie?&nbsp;<a href="http://apple.co/LiseandSarah">Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here</a>
For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.&nbsp;
How does it work?
Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!)
&bull; Click here:&nbsp;<a href="http://apple.co/LiseandSarah">http://apple.co/LiseandSarah</a>
&bull; The link will open in a web browser
&bull; From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this
&bull; You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise &amp; Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)&nbsp;
&bull; We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in
&nbsp;

Do You Have A "Couch Friend"? 

Hometowns did the absolute most.  Sunny rolls in with dom vibes and a six-month-single bomb. Bear trips over the word “feminist". And Jeanette has a psychic bestie - Leanne - who steals the episode. We argue calm vs. chaos for Bear’s endgame, gossip about the finale, and demand Darrell Lea and Apollo Caravans for emotional damages. 

Hometowns did the absolute most.&nbsp; Sunny rolls in with dom vibes and a six-month-single bomb. Bear trips over the word &ldquo;feminist". And Jeanette has a psychic bestie - Leanne - who steals the episode. We argue calm vs. chaos for Bear&rsquo;s endgame, gossip about the finale, and demand Darrell Lea and Apollo Caravans for emotional damages.&nbsp;

A Psychic Named Leanne | Ep 8 The Golden Bachelor Recap 

Dry humping in a cruise ship pool. Ballet dancers in tights. Erotic fiction and sex dreams. The women are horny, ok? Thankfully, there’s a fridge full of Lite n’ Easy to cool things down but honestly, where’s Darrell Lea when you need it? Three women remain. Grab your sunnies and SPF 50, because Sunny’s coming in blindingly hot!

Dry humping in a cruise ship pool. Ballet dancers in tights. Erotic fiction and sex dreams. The women are horny, ok? Thankfully, there&rsquo;s a fridge full of Lite n&rsquo; Easy to cool things down but honestly, where&rsquo;s Darrell Lea when you need it? Three women remain. Grab your sunnies and SPF 50, because Sunny&rsquo;s coming in blindingly hot!

A Very Active Sex Life | Ep 7 The Golden Bachelor Recap 

Two best friends. Two microphones. Zero filter. This is the podcast where everything is on the table - high brow, low brow, and the over-plucked nineties brow. It's a conversation with friends who should probably know better, but don't. Welcome!

www.liseandsarah.com.au

If you’re on the hunt for a funny Australian podcast for women that blends comedic storytelling with everyday life, hi, that's us. The Lise and Sarah Show with Lise Carlaw and Sarah Wills is a funny podcast for women that takes a lighthearted and honest dive into life. From navigating parenting and the highs and lows of marriage, to balancing a career, parenting kids, parenting teens and battling anxiety, we cover it all. With unfiltered chats about life, relationships, culture, parenting, marriage, skincare, fitness, health and fashion in your forties, we’re here to talk about it. We’re for the mums, embracing feminism, tackling mental health issues, and surviving the mid-life crisis as part of the sandwich generation. Take how to manage perimenopause and menopause, mix in pop culture comedy, fashion and beauty in your forties, and how to get fit when you're off the wagon, and you've found a podcast that champions women’s experiences with wit, wisdom, and plenty of laughs.

Two best friends. Two microphones. Zero filter. This is the podcast where everything is on the table - high brow, low brow, and the over-plucked nineties brow. It's a conversation with friends who should probably know better, but don't. Welcome!
<a href="https://www.liseandsarah.com.au">www.liseandsarah.com.au</a>
If you&rsquo;re on the hunt for a funny Australian podcast for women that blends comedic storytelling with everyday life, hi, that's us. The Lise and Sarah Show with Lise Carlaw and Sarah Wills is a funny podcast for women that takes a lighthearted and honest dive into life. From navigating parenting and the highs and lows of marriage, to balancing a career, parenting kids, parenting teens and battling anxiety, we cover it all. With unfiltered chats about life, relationships, culture, parenting, marriage, skincare, fitness, health and fashion in your forties, we&rsquo;re here to talk about it. We&rsquo;re for the mums, embracing feminism, tackling mental health issues, and surviving the mid-life crisis as part of the sandwich generation. Take how to manage perimenopause and menopause, mix in pop culture comedy, fashion and beauty in your forties, and how to get fit when you're off the wagon, and you've found a podcast that champions women&rsquo;s experiences with wit, wisdom, and plenty of laughs.

Lise and Sarah

We wanted to be deep and mysterious, and all we got was this silly little podcast 

We wanted to be deep and mysterious, and all we got was this silly little podcast&nbsp;

Lise and Sarah

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