Full-Body Rage is the New Meditation | The Best of 2025

Light a candle, ditch the family for a walk, and come rage-clean with us. We’re doing a full-moon purge of everything that hijacked our brain real estate this year, in this compilation of our most ragey segments. There's the $10K “investment” dirt bike Dane suddenly “can’t sell,” the lady asking he…

A Boxing Day Welfare Check

Everyone ok? Today’s a little Boxing Day welfare check: naps on tap, cricket murmuring in the background (no idea what’s happening), and channelling bin chickens at the fridge. Lise has two elite moves: OJ ice cubes under Champagne and panettone French toast. And, shes' taking the tree down before …

Your Wildest Confessions, Gift-Wrapped For Chrissy

Our Chrissy present to you: the best (and most unhinged) “We Listen & We Don’t Judge” confessions of 2025. We’re talking the empty-roll dab, Kmart exchange-and-dash, ex-husband laundry crimes, hat-hoarding mums, ranger-dialling neighbours and toothbrush revenge. It’s feral, it’s freeing, it’s frien…

The Friendship Milestone No One Talks About

Do you get ugly with your friends? Like, truly goblin-mode, feral-little-troll ugly? Because that is the highest tier of female friendship and we’ve officially entered it. It’s nine days ‘til Christmas, our bodies are shutting down, cafes are charging $5.80 for a DIY teabag, and Sarah blatantly fa…

✨ The Oprah Spectacular ✨

Come into our joy space! We spent company money seeing Oprah Live for personal development reasons, so here is the recap. From the hardest hitting lines to the meet and greet that channelled something within us, it was a salve for the end of year chaos.  

He Bought Me A Minions Perfume And Now It's My Signature Scent

Some women get diamonds for their birthday. Not here. It's Eau De Minion, and everyone's obsessed. Term Four has officially claimed another victim and Lise is deep in the trenches. Between blackouts, a tooth snapped on a Jatz cracker, and the world’s most cursed over-the-counter sleeping pill, it’s…

Capri Pants Are Back and Nobody Wants This

Except Sarah. She wants them on her lovely tall girl legs, but will she just end up selling them on Depop? Meanwhile, Lise has reached lunchbox liberation, and there are two types of people; the rare people who love having 'Happy Birthday' sung to them..and everyone else. And the show phone reveals…

Disco Club 2026 Tickets Are Live!!! 💃🔥✨🪩

Four cities! Four dates! Go, go, go! Rally the group chat, crown a Ticket Captain (Nicole, this is your time), and be ready because tickets open at midday today local time. Max 10 tix per order (Brisbane max 8).  TICKET LINKS:  BRISBANE MARCH 7 MELBOURNE MARCH 20 SYDNEY MARCH 27 PERTH MARCH 28…

30 Foolproof Present Ideas for the Impossible to Buy For

Mother-in-laws. Dads. Teachers. Hostesses. Every single tricky person on your list has been handled with our ultimate gift guide. From cricket family passes, chic mother-in-law pleasers, teacher presents that aren’t another cursed mug, and hostess gifts that say “I really have my shit together", le…

The Finale None Of Us Saw Coming | Ep 9 The Golden Bachelor Recap

WARNING: SPOILERS. The wind was off its chops. Sam Armytage was in a silo. And one woman was left standing. We unpack the most glorious, wind-whipped Golden Bachelor ending imaginable. We're calling it - this was the best season of The Bachelor that we have ever seen.  Thankyou Channel Nine for th…