Can We Please Normalise Having a Crap House?

Ever had the skip bin fantasy? When you want to throw away your entire house and start again? Sames. We're over everyones perfect houses, it's time to make crap houses great again. Plus, the freedom of quitting gel nails, why you need eight hugs a day, and run to Ikea because you're gonna need a fo…

Is 15 the Age That Breaks You as a Parent?

In a world of annoying ads, rogue medical advice (hi, Green Whistle) and stupid games on Tik Tok, sometimes you gotta go deep. And today,. Sarah’s daughter turns 15. Only it's not just a birthday, it’s a full-blown emotional reckoning.  There are ugly cries and beautiful truths today. Get on boar…

I Can't Stop Thinking About Durries..What's Wrong With Me?

After 45 years of being the poster girl for healthy living, Lise has a confession: somehow she has picked up a ciggy and had a little smoko. It's complicated. Sarah re-watched Mrs Doubtfire and is suddenly on the side of Sally Field. Who would eat who in a zombie apocalypse? And this week in woo-wo…

The Poster Girl for Colonoscopies

Big news! You can now watch us on Spotify and Youtube. It's a decision we may come to regret, but for now, just search Lise & Sarah on Spotify and Youtube and watch our faces get involved! Today, we have a new office but we're using it for more than work. Sarah's had it with shop return policies. …

America’s Next Top Model Was Unhinged. Why Did We Love It So Much?

It was the biggest show of its time. Ten thousand girls lined up to be cast by Tyra Banks in America's Next Top Model. It was the days of early Reality TV before we knew the tricks of the content-making machine. But watching it back in 2026 feels like....... oh God, we really let this happen?  The…

The Louis Vuitton Situation Has Escalated

What started out as a casual holiday purchase - a fake Louis Vuitton handbag - has rapidly escalated. The show phone has a message with someone claiming to be from the Louis Vuitton brand protection team. There is a file number. There is a London number to call. Nobody panic though, because Lise kn…

The Louis Vuitton Felon of Brisbane

Sarah may or may not be an international criminal after purchasing a fake Louis Vuitton Neverfull. There are whispers of customs seizures, in-store confiscations and French prison sentences. She’s rattled. Meanwhile, Lise receives a school email that sends her into a full-blown “let teenage boys h…

Oh God, The Bouffant Millennial Fringe Is Back

Sarah turns up with a bouffant fringe the size of a small Fiat and refuses to apologise. From there, things escalate quickly. We’re calling time on ice-cream taste testers (it’s rude)  unpacking whether school uniforms are sexist, and desperately clawing our way out of the gel nails cycle Low stak…

The Party Where Women Did Nothing

No prep. No salads. No mental load. Just a pig on a spit, a potato masher as a serving spoon, and women sitting on eskies like it’s 1987. This week, Sarah witnesses what might be the most radical feminist act of her life at PigFest: a party where the men handled everything and the women did....not…

You Have 21 Days to Get Your Life Together Before The Fire Horse Arrives

Snakes. This is your moment. Time to shed what no longer serves you. Old habits, emotional clutter,  or perhaps the platter your best friend lovingly and thoughtfully gifted you.   Sarah has officially become a corkboard lady - a triumph! But unfortunately, just as she was feeling powerful, she di…