You Have 21 Days to Get Your Life Together Before The Fire Horse Arrives

Snakes. This is your moment. Time to shed what no longer serves you. Old habits, emotional clutter,  or perhaps the platter your best friend lovingly and thoughtfully gifted you.   Sarah has officially become a corkboard lady - a triumph! But unfortunately, just as she was feeling powerful, she di…

The Heel & Toe & Men In Sockettes | The Best Of Part Two

It’s part two of our Best Of the Year and frankly, we have questions. Whatever happened to the heel and toe? Are men in sockettes are a hard no? Is the cult book Far Out Brussel Sprout responsible for raising the best Australian generation ever? The show phone is: 0489 214 653 Want to support the…

Piercings, Doorbells & Fake Assistants | The Best Of 2025 Part One

This one is for the stayers who’ve been laughing with us all year and anyone new who wants the good bits without doing the homework. We stitched together your most-DM’d moments: the midlife-piercing rebellion, the sandal-gate saga, the unexpectedly lucrative foot arch, our fake-assistant era, and t…

The Beginners Guide To Lifting Heavy

New Year, New You? Sames. It's our year of lifting heavy. But if you're confused by the internet yelling at you to lift weights, but you're not sure where to start, we got you. This episode was behind the paywall but we're bringing it out for everyone to hear, because physio and exercise physiolog…

Full-Body Rage is the New Meditation | The Best of 2025

Light a candle, ditch the family for a walk, and come rage-clean with us. We’re doing a full-moon purge of everything that hijacked our brain real estate this year, in this compilation of our most ragey segments. There's the $10K “investment” dirt bike Dane suddenly “can’t sell,” the lady asking he…

A Boxing Day Welfare Check

Everyone ok? Today’s a little Boxing Day welfare check: naps on tap, cricket murmuring in the background (no idea what’s happening), and channelling bin chickens at the fridge. Lise has two elite moves: OJ ice cubes under Champagne and panettone French toast. And, shes' taking the tree down before …

Your Wildest Confessions, Gift-Wrapped For Chrissy

Our Chrissy present to you: the best (and most unhinged) “We Listen & We Don’t Judge” confessions of 2025. We’re talking the empty-roll dab, Kmart exchange-and-dash, ex-husband laundry crimes, hat-hoarding mums, ranger-dialling neighbours and toothbrush revenge. It’s feral, it’s freeing, it’s frien…

The Friendship Milestone No One Talks About

Do you get ugly with your friends? Like, truly goblin-mode, feral-little-troll ugly? Because that is the highest tier of female friendship and we’ve officially entered it. It’s nine days ‘til Christmas, our bodies are shutting down, cafes are charging $5.80 for a DIY teabag, and Sarah blatantly fa…

✨ The Oprah Spectacular ✨

Come into our joy space! We spent company money seeing Oprah Live for personal development reasons, so here is the recap. From the hardest hitting lines to the meet and greet that channelled something within us, it was a salve for the end of year chaos.  

He Bought Me A Minions Perfume And Now It's My Signature Scent

Some women get diamonds for their birthday. Not here. It's Eau De Minion, and everyone's obsessed. Term Four has officially claimed another victim and Lise is deep in the trenches. Between blackouts, a tooth snapped on a Jatz cracker, and the world’s most cursed over-the-counter sleeping pill, it’s…