✨ The Oprah Spectacular ✨

Come into our joy space! We spent company money seeing Oprah Live for personal development reasons, so here is the recap. From the hardest hitting lines to the meet and greet that channelled something within us, it was a salve for the end of year chaos.  

He Bought Me A Minions Perfume And Now It's My Signature Scent

Some women get diamonds for their birthday. Not here. It's Eau De Minion, and everyone's obsessed. Term Four has officially claimed another victim and Lise is deep in the trenches. Between blackouts, a tooth snapped on a Jatz cracker, and the world’s most cursed over-the-counter sleeping pill, it’s…

Capri Pants Are Back and Nobody Wants This

Except Sarah. She wants them on her lovely tall girl legs, but will she just end up selling them on Depop? Meanwhile, Lise has reached lunchbox liberation, and there are two types of people; the rare people who love having 'Happy Birthday' sung to them..and everyone else. And the show phone reveals…

Disco Club 2026 Tickets Are Live!!! 💃🔥✨🪩

Four cities! Four dates! Go, go, go! Rally the group chat, crown a Ticket Captain (Nicole, this is your time), and be ready because tickets open at midday today local time. Max 10 tix per order (Brisbane max 8).  TICKET LINKS:  BRISBANE MARCH 7 MELBOURNE MARCH 20 SYDNEY MARCH 27 PERTH MARCH 28…

30 Foolproof Present Ideas for the Impossible to Buy For

Mother-in-laws. Dads. Teachers. Hostesses. Every single tricky person on your list has been handled with our ultimate gift guide. From cricket family passes, chic mother-in-law pleasers, teacher presents that aren’t another cursed mug, and hostess gifts that say “I really have my shit together", le…

The Finale None Of Us Saw Coming | Ep 9 The Golden Bachelor Recap

WARNING: SPOILERS. The wind was off its chops. Sam Armytage was in a silo. And one woman was left standing. We unpack the most glorious, wind-whipped Golden Bachelor ending imaginable. We're calling it - this was the best season of The Bachelor that we have ever seen.  Thankyou Channel Nine for th…

Do You Have A "Couch Friend"?

There’s a new friendship theory in town: Sun Girls, Shade Girls, and the sacred art of the Couch Friend. Lise spirals over the price of a quick takeaway, and Sarah hears a woman screaming in her yard (it’s... not). Author Sally Hepworth drops by with a book-tour confession she probably shouldn’t ha…

A Psychic Named Leanne | Ep 8 The Golden Bachelor Recap

Hometowns did the absolute most.  Sunny rolls in with dom vibes and a six-month-single bomb. Bear trips over the word “feminist". And Jeanette has a psychic bestie - Leanne - who steals the episode. We argue calm vs. chaos for Bear’s endgame, gossip about the finale, and demand Darrell Lea and Apol…

A Very Active Sex Life | Ep 7 The Golden Bachelor Recap

Dry humping in a cruise ship pool. Ballet dancers in tights. Erotic fiction and sex dreams. The women are horny, ok? Thankfully, there’s a fridge full of Lite n’ Easy to cool things down but honestly, where’s Darrell Lea when you need it? Three women remain. Grab your sunnies and SPF 50, because Su…

We Investigated Coles Radio So You Don’t Have To

We cracked the code on the mysterious institution of Coles Radio. Who’s curating this fever-dream playlist of bangers? Are there secret messages given, in song? This week, Lise and Sarah go deep, with a little help from Leigh Sales, who may or may not have accidentally scored her next gig in Aisle …