



America’s Next Top Model Was Unhinged. Why Did We Love It So Much?
It was the biggest show of its time. Ten thousand girls lined up to be cast by Tyra Banks in America's Next Top Model. It was the days of early Reality TV before we knew the tricks of the content-making machine. But watching it back in 2026 feels like....... oh God, we really let this happen? The…

The Louis Vuitton Situation Has Escalated
What started out as a casual holiday purchase - a fake Louis Vuitton handbag - has rapidly escalated. The show phone has a message with someone claiming to be from the Louis Vuitton brand protection team. There is a file number. There is a London number to call. Nobody panic though, because Lise kn…

The Louis Vuitton Felon of Brisbane
Sarah may or may not be an international criminal after purchasing a fake Louis Vuitton Neverfull. There are whispers of customs seizures, in-store confiscations and French prison sentences. She’s rattled. Meanwhile, Lise receives a school email that sends her into a full-blown “let teenage boys h…

Oh God, The Bouffant Millennial Fringe Is Back
Sarah turns up with a bouffant fringe the size of a small Fiat and refuses to apologise. From there, things escalate quickly. We’re calling time on ice-cream taste testers (it’s rude) unpacking whether school uniforms are sexist, and desperately clawing our way out of the gel nails cycle Low stak…

The Party Where Women Did Nothing
No prep. No salads. No mental load. Just a pig on a spit, a potato masher as a serving spoon, and women sitting on eskies like it’s 1987. This week, Sarah witnesses what might be the most radical feminist act of her life at PigFest: a party where the men handled everything and the women did....not…

You Have 21 Days to Get Your Life Together Before The Fire Horse Arrives
Snakes. This is your moment. Time to shed what no longer serves you. Old habits, emotional clutter, or perhaps the platter your best friend lovingly and thoughtfully gifted you. Sarah has officially become a corkboard lady - a triumph! But unfortunately, just as she was feeling powerful, she di…

The Heel & Toe & Men In Sockettes | The Best Of Part Two
It’s part two of our Best Of the Year and frankly, we have questions. Whatever happened to the heel and toe? Are men in sockettes are a hard no? Is the cult book Far Out Brussel Sprout responsible for raising the best Australian generation ever? The show phone is: 0489 214 653 Want to support the…

Piercings, Doorbells & Fake Assistants | The Best Of 2025 Part One
This one is for the stayers who’ve been laughing with us all year and anyone new who wants the good bits without doing the homework. We stitched together your most-DM’d moments: the midlife-piercing rebellion, the sandal-gate saga, the unexpectedly lucrative foot arch, our fake-assistant era, and t…

The Beginners Guide To Lifting Heavy
New Year, New You? Sames. It's our year of lifting heavy. But if you're confused by the internet yelling at you to lift weights, but you're not sure where to start, we got you. This episode was behind the paywall but we're bringing it out for everyone to hear, because physio and exercise physiolog…

Full-Body Rage is the New Meditation | The Best of 2025
Light a candle, ditch the family for a walk, and come rage-clean with us. We’re doing a full-moon purge of everything that hijacked our brain real estate this year, in this compilation of our most ragey segments. There's the $10K “investment” dirt bike Dane suddenly “can’t sell,” the lady asking he…