Who's gonna drink lemonade from some weirdo, unless they're hot? Don't thumbs up me, you asshole.  Gum smackin' son of a bitch.  

Who's gonna drink lemonade from some weirdo, unless they're hot? Don't thumbs up me, you asshole.  Gum smackin' son of a bitch.

Chewin' Gum & Tweakin' Nipples 

Just hop on a cruise already bro!!!  Family drama at Turkey day.  Audrey Marie Schnieder doesn't give a single eff!!! 

Just hop on a cruise already bro!!!  Family drama at Turkey day.  Audrey Marie Schnieder doesn't give a single eff!!!

Make Your Own Giblet Gravy

Lance has mice probs.   Keep your carp face away from me!  World Toilet Day!!!

Lance has mice probs.   Keep your carp face away from me!  World Toilet Day!!!

But Vagina Has No Face

It's called a carrot ffs.  Your Australian accent makes you seem funnier than you really are.  Totes Charcrutes. 

It's called a carrot ffs.  Your Australian accent makes you seem funnier than you really are.  Totes Charcrutes.

Toss This Salad But Wash It First Cuz E'erybodys Gettin' EColi Up In Herr

That was no bear.  Plastic is the devil.  This bitch freeze dried her cat.

That was no bear.  Plastic is the devil.  This bitch freeze dried her cat.

That Pussy Is Frozen Over

Dude was dead in the tanning bed for 3 days.  National PIckle Day has everyone goin' nuts!  Danger watches a baby being born on air and it's awesome.  

Dude was dead in the tanning bed for 3 days.  National PIckle Day has everyone goin' nuts!  Danger watches a baby being born on air and it's awesome.

Turns Out Watching A Baby Being Born Isn't Hot At All

You're sitting on the toilet too long, bro.  Kum n Go dun went.  Free range parenting gone wrong. 

You're sitting on the toilet too long, bro.  Kum n Go dun went.  Free range parenting gone wrong.

The Christmas Bidet Shall Cleanse Away Your Sins

A Touch of Machete.  Are we just over the holidays?  Johnny's fish died and all hell has broke loose.  

A Touch of Machete.  Are we just over the holidays?  Johnny's fish died and all hell has broke loose.

Check Out My Beaver Moon

Watertown drama!!!  I'm not here to kink shame, but some of y'all are weird.  Gen Z is scared to poop at work.  

Watertown drama!!!  I'm not here to kink shame, but some of y'all are weird.  Gen Z is scared to poop at work.

Just Go Poop For Cry Eye

Outbreak monkeys!!! Why is there pistachio salad on my head?  Michael Yo is one cool mofo.  

Outbreak monkeys!!! Why is there pistachio salad on my head?  Michael Yo is one cool mofo.

HR Told Me I Have Big Stupid Tits

Johnny & Dee replay the day. 
Beer. Farts. Bad jokes. Worse puns. If your standards are set low, we still won't meet them. The daily worst of the JJO morning show.

Johnny &amp; Dee replay the day.&nbsp; Beer. Farts. Bad jokes. Worse puns. If your standards are set low, we still won't meet them. The daily worst of the JJO morning show.

JJO Morning Show Podcast

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