



Trip To The Chip 2026 With The Funeral Portrait
The Funeral Portrait join Johnny and Dee for some Leinie Heinie fun at the Leinie Lodge

I FlufferNutted
WTF is a fluffernutter. Pizza Pthursday. What can you do in 5 hours?

We Learned About Nut
The roasting substitute. These scooters are crazy. The hile migh rub.

I Found A Penis Pump On Marketplace
Penis pump er no. National taco day. The run nobody can finish.

Mechanical Penis Ride Gone Wrong
AI killed the radio dj. Get funky! One must accept the risk of the penis ride.

My Favorite Bird Is Of The Tit Variety
That's a loud effin' bird. Money for nothin er no? Do not bring the mall bangs back.

Trick Or Teat
Government sucks at doin' stuff. Phone free section, please. Candy corn pizza is a thing now.

Weaponized Pooping, You Say?
Climatemaxxing. Rope-a-roo. This chicken tastes amazing.

World Record For Most Butthurt DJ
The first eff bomb flies when the alarm goes off. Is that a banana pepper in your pants? World record lies!

Naked, Covered In Mustard & Sweating Is No Way To Go Thru Life, Son
No Pack No! Frat problems. Dolly day!