



Lonely Ones Invade The Sound Lounge
Our friends from the Lonely Ones talk about their hopes and dreams and stink garages and share some tunes.

Shave Them Pubes Into A "W"
How do you shower? Pizza Pthursday! Rural..Roooorawl...ruerahl...rewrawl.

How Geriatrics Get To Pound Town
Flying cows and sommeliers. Shia Lebouf on the loose. No sex for lent?

Winning Bronze In The Dementia Olympics
Divan, duvat, davenport. Don't answer the phone. World buffet for days.

That's Not Snow In The Olympic Village
In Jefferson County we mind our own damn business. So much sex at the Olympic village. President's Day extravaganza!

Your Mom Is A Fatberg
Forced hugs. Valentine's Day is a trick to spend money. Fatberg!!!

And That Is How You Get Sympathy Poon
Eating in bed? No Shame!!! National Guitar Day!!! Olympic cheater.

This Is Not The Twerk You're Looking For
Red Tuesday. Olympic probs. Gay sex activities? Count me in!

I'll Show Ya A CornHole
National Pizza Day. Drunk Driver round up. Dinosaur Pile-up visits us.

She Tasted Like Iguana
Stuck at the car wash. Old ass booze. Iguana pizza.