Cicada Ain't The Worst Thing I've Put In My Mouth

Teleprompter reading is hard, mkay?  Eating cicadas is a conspiracy!!! Kevin Bozeman checks in. 

Have The Salmon Stopped Slappin, Clarice?

Flame throwing robot dogs.  Gimme my nuggie sauce.  Salmon semen injections. 

Wiener Wonderment

Just say no to the money shot.  Genitals of the day is a feature nobody wanted.  Sammer Sausage from the Wienermobile visits us and Danger has never been more prepared. 

Rock N Roll Hall Of Jags

Earth day extravaganza. Stanley tumbler beat down.  We need more Kevin Bacon.

Chinwag Champ

What's the weirdest thing you've done with a banana.  Denise is our pony. How important is a blowie? 

Her Boyfriend Must Be Deaf

You'll pry these crocks from Dangers cold dead feet.  Julia married a bitch.  Worst fake ever?

Velvet Chains Sound Lounge

Velvet Chains woke up early and kicked some ass and now we're besties.  Big hair, meet big brains. 

We Call That A Fart Transplant

If you flush the s**t you must acquit. Gary's Girl.  Walking farts.

Pretty Sure That's Pimpin' Out Your Wife, Dude.

What's a road trip?  Tattoo regret.  Lance and Danger are disgusting. 

Squishmitten Got Me

You stared at the sun, dummy.  Faking your own death seems like more work than just paying for your kid.  The worst parody song yet.