



Polar Bears And Buttholes
Polar Bear Day. Fake Hundies. Prosthetic Buttholes.

Paging Doctor Poon
Doctor Poon, really? Lima beans are the devil. Rock and Roll Hall of Shame.

That's CHO CLIT
That's a big burger! RIP Visions. National Quiet Day not to be confused with STFU day.

And You Thought Your Exes Snatch Smelled Bad!
We ruined Jeff's birthday. Coin convo! We're putting the phone down.

Her Holes Are For Everyone But Her Heart Is For Me
Bonnie Blue the dumpster. Tootsie Roll Day. Rotisserie Throwdown.

Lonely Ones Invade The Sound Lounge
Our friends from the Lonely Ones talk about their hopes and dreams and stink garages and share some tunes.

Shave Them Pubes Into A "W"
How do you shower? Pizza Pthursday! Rural..Roooorawl...ruerahl...rewrawl.

How Geriatrics Get To Pound Town
Flying cows and sommeliers. Shia Lebouf on the loose. No sex for lent?

Winning Bronze In The Dementia Olympics
Divan, duvat, davenport. Don't answer the phone. World buffet for days.

That's Not Snow In The Olympic Village
In Jefferson County we mind our own damn business. So much sex at the Olympic village. President's Day extravaganza!