



Prevacation P*ssy Prep
Why does everything cost $1400? Selling your kidney for Metallica tickets. The phrases that good mates use.

He Licked His Fingers And Went About His Day
Dealing Barbies over here. Door dash problems. Oopsy Methy.

Retreat To This Bush
Stupid cute lottery winners. You can't be doin' all that at the KT. Four lokos'll getcha.

Choking Chickens vs Flogging Flamingos
Shut up, shrimp. Flamingo assault!!! Selling your kidneys for Metallica tix.

Jumpin' Bail, Drivin' Fast, Drinkin' Beers, Doin' Meth, Shootin' Guns, Gettin' Busted
I dropped the bomb on you. Lottery winners runnin' wild. Brit Brit in trouble.

How'd your skin get so glowy? SEMEN.
Now we call her the big fish. Not the Wendy's! Alpine Divorce on the rise.

This Is Not The Cave Nor The Mound You Are Looking For
You'll pry my coffee from my cold dead hands. Ima need my frog blanket back mk? David Rush is an American treasure.

Don't Be Scared Of This Big Gay Person
That's a lot of tacos. Shia Lebouf is a friggin' mess. Joe Thomas is a machine.

Polar Bears And Buttholes
Polar Bear Day. Fake Hundies. Prosthetic Buttholes.

Paging Doctor Poon
Doctor Poon, really? Lima beans are the devil. Rock and Roll Hall of Shame.