Show Me Your O-Ring
Feel shame, ya cheater! Not the Chucky doll. ONION RING DAY!
I'm Taking My DNA & Leaving
One big clap. If fireball was a band it'd be the Smashing Pumpkins. 911 and McGriddles are a terrible combo.
A Weiner In A Bun Is Anal
The hot dog boat. Taco fest disaster. Lookin' at camel feet, not toes.
It's Too Humid To Throw One In My Old Lady
Joey Chestnut is back baby! Splurgey splurge. Summer Libido dyiiip.
Do You Wanna Mop Up Your Coworkers Jizz?
Stop calling 911 duder. Now Gen Z wants sex rooms at work and who will clean this mess up? Hero elephant bro!
Once You've Had One Finger You Want Them All
Ketchup Shame Game. They broke the damn chair. Finger lakes.
That Bison Is Gonna Stir Up Them Guts
There's been a gorin'. Trouble at the Family Dollar. Damn, your dad sounds kinda like a dick.
Handsy Beach Boy vs Johnny Danger
If you can't live without coffee you're not alone. Did Danger kick Brian Wilson out of the bar? Pizza Pthursday.
Let's Talk About Your Cob
Johnny & Lance on Softball, Corn on the Cob, and Aaron Rogers Ego.
The Champagne Room Disappointment
They bear sprayed the nanny! Why the hell is iced tea so good? There's no sex back there, bro.