How'd your skin get so glowy? SEMEN.

Now we call her the big fish.  Not the Wendy's!  Alpine Divorce on the rise. 

This Is Not The Cave Nor The Mound You Are Looking For

 You'll pry my coffee from my cold dead hands.  Ima need my frog blanket back mk? David Rush is an American treasure. 

Don't Be Scared Of This Big Gay Person

That's a lot of tacos.  Shia Lebouf is a friggin' mess.  Joe Thomas is a machine. 

Polar Bears And Buttholes

Polar Bear Day.  Fake Hundies.  Prosthetic Buttholes.  

Paging Doctor Poon

Doctor Poon, really? Lima beans are the devil.  Rock and Roll Hall of Shame. 

That's CHO CLIT

That's a big burger!  RIP Visions.  National Quiet Day not to be confused with STFU day. 

And You Thought Your Exes Snatch Smelled Bad!

We ruined Jeff's birthday.   Coin convo! We're putting the phone down. 

Her Holes Are For Everyone But Her Heart Is For Me

Bonnie Blue the dumpster.  Tootsie Roll Day.  Rotisserie Throwdown. 

Lonely Ones Invade The Sound Lounge

Our friends from the Lonely Ones talk about their hopes and dreams and stink garages and share some tunes. 

Shave Them Pubes Into A "W"

How do you shower?  Pizza Pthursday!  Rural..Roooorawl...ruerahl...rewrawl.