Most Annoying Sound Is Your Mom Snoring When I Get Done With Her

It's the worst color bro.  Rethinking the dentist drill. Bunk with a drunk. 

Dat Ass Gonna Need A Stretchy Pant

Chew this.  Pizza crime.  Pickleball drama! 

Grandma Taught Me How To Eat Pie

The ferry fugazi.  Cranspiracy!  Crazy white lady things. 

Protect Yo' Meat

Schabusiness is baaaaaaaack.   Short king on the line.  Don't kill that fish, bro.  

Chicken Choker 3000

Mariah Carey is pure xmas bankroll.  Why are there so many pie days? 6 7 too close to 69.

Skill Lost: Rubbin' One Out To JcPenney Undies Section

I've killed that bitch in my sleep 300 times.  I'm living my nightmare rn.  Home depot love connection. 

I Also Gobble At My Gyno Appointments

Drunk scooter man attacks.   The sexual harrasser strikes again. Bologna for Thanksgiving. 

Pussy Fell From The Sky

Eagle vs Cat vs Car.  Creepy dude finds a body and then calls a radio station.... cuz ppl r effin' stupid and creepy.  Crazy airport lady strikes again. 

Put Her Damn Fish Lips On The Mural

International Men's Day AND World Toilet Day? WOW! You cannot have a pet raccoon, mkay? Friggin' BEZOS! 

Paging Dr. Queef

Flying is NOT that hard, bro.  Trevor helps me find my queef sound effect.  Gravy flights.