Sleep Theory Tells Us Why They Are A 4/10

Sleep Theory invades the sound lounge and we laugh our asses off. 

Balls! Balls! Balls!

That bear at those ducklings like I eat cheese curds.   Cheeseball Man is the hero we need.  Pizza pthursday. 

At Least An AI Priest Can't Finger You

She couldn't have broken the world record without adult diapers.  AI Priest was a bad idea.  How to be sexaaaaaay.

Guaranteed To Go Down Like An Experimental Paraglider

Hailey can't get a dude to eat her box.  The ground certainly stopped his fall.  Fake at 8er vs paraglider. 

Just Me & 8 Wieners

Holy bees batman.  Mifflin Street Party Bingo.   Hot dogs save lives.  

Danger Went To HR This Morning

We're not THAT lonely.  Stupid kid in the claw machine.  Cicadas all damn morning. 

Cicada Ain't The Worst Thing I've Put In My Mouth

Teleprompter reading is hard, mkay?  Eating cicadas is a conspiracy!!! Kevin Bozeman checks in. 

Have The Salmon Stopped Slappin, Clarice?

Flame throwing robot dogs.  Gimme my nuggie sauce.  Salmon semen injections. 

Wiener Wonderment

Just say no to the money shot.  Genitals of the day is a feature nobody wanted.  Sammer Sausage from the Wienermobile visits us and Danger has never been more prepared. 

Rock N Roll Hall Of Jags

Earth day extravaganza. Stanley tumbler beat down.  We need more Kevin Bacon.