Make Your Own Giblet Gravy

Just hop on a cruise already bro!!!  Family drama at Turkey day.  Audrey Marie Schnieder doesn't give a single eff!!! 

But Vagina Has No Face

Lance has mice probs.   Keep your carp face away from me!  World Toilet Day!!!

Toss This Salad But Wash It First Cuz E'erybodys Gettin' EColi Up In Herr

It's called a carrot ffs.  Your Australian accent makes you seem funnier than you really are.  Totes Charcrutes. 

That Pussy Is Frozen Over

That was no bear.  Plastic is the devil.  This bitch freeze dried her cat.

Turns Out Watching A Baby Being Born Isn't Hot At All

Dude was dead in the tanning bed for 3 days.  National PIckle Day has everyone goin' nuts!  Danger watches a baby being born on air and it's awesome.  

The Christmas Bidet Shall Cleanse Away Your Sins

You're sitting on the toilet too long, bro.  Kum n Go dun went.  Free range parenting gone wrong. 

Check Out My Beaver Moon

A Touch of Machete.  Are we just over the holidays?  Johnny's fish died and all hell has broke loose.  

Just Go Poop For Cry Eye

Watertown drama!!!  I'm not here to kink shame, but some of y'all are weird.  Gen Z is scared to poop at work.  

HR Told Me I Have Big Stupid Tits

Outbreak monkeys!!! Why is there pistachio salad on my head?  Michael Yo is one cool mofo.  

Swing That Cock Around

That's an impressive cock. Pizza Pthursday.  Stix Zadinia of Steel Panther.