Not The Teabag I Thought

We're off to North Korea.  Duggar huggin er nooooooooooooo berrrrroooh. There's a barbie in my brain. 

Dumber Than A Box Of Hair

Wouldn't be where I am today if it wasn't for all this flouride.  Holy meteor, batman.  ROBOT FRIGGIN DOGS BRAH. 

Classic Nipple Tweak During Guitar Solo

BEARS!  Sexy time playlist.   My science boner is throbbing rn.  

She's In Her Whore Phase, Leave Her Be

Make that pussy cat purr.  Sex Fix has a real life cheater. Bitch took the bathroom sink. 

Had Myself An Eargasm

Fish sammie make my pussy pop.  Smelly smells.  Qtip sex. 

Prevacation P*ssy Prep

Why does everything cost $1400?  Selling your kidney for Metallica tickets.  The phrases that good mates use.  

He Licked His Fingers And Went About His Day

Dealing Barbies over here.  Door dash problems. Oopsy Methy. 

Retreat To This Bush

Stupid cute lottery winners.  You can't be doin' all that at the KT.   Four lokos'll getcha. 

Choking Chickens vs Flogging Flamingos

Shut up, shrimp.  Flamingo assault!!! Selling your kidneys for Metallica tix. 

Jumpin' Bail, Drivin' Fast, Drinkin' Beers, Doin' Meth, Shootin' Guns, Gettin' Busted

I dropped the bomb on you.  Lottery winners runnin' wild.  Brit Brit in trouble.