LBJ Just Needed Some Room By His Nuts
This is eggsausting. It will be the best bridge, ask anyone. President's day mania!!!!
I'm Not Gonna Work At The Dildo Factory Anymore
Use your damn blinker!!! A whale swallowed a kayaker and we're all terrified to kayak now. I still don't know what joke Danger was trying to make about dildos.
IDK About Ham Radio, But I Do Know About Ham Wallets
Did you know Chubby Checker protested outside the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame? Margaritas be the nectar of the gods. World Radio Day.
Reveal Baby Gender, Start A Fire, Burn A House Down, Stab Your Buddy, Shoot Grandma In The Face
A garlic bath bomb is the WORST idea. Hug it out bro. The psychic above the flooring store cannot cast a love spell for you.
I Wish Kid Rock Would Stop Telling Me To Clap I'm Holding An $18 Drink
Kid Rock is high maintenance. Dude needs to stop drinkin, cuz he's gotta history! National guitar day!!!
If You'd Stop Touching Little Boys You Wouldn't Have To Rebrand
Don't go to the doctor on the cruise ship!!! Boy Scouts rebranded. Be part of the movement.
Tuck Them Flaps In, Girl
How many people fell yesterday? Worst jobs to be working naked. Kids swearing.
I Barfed Up A Pellet And Said Goodbye
Johnny's perfect day is pretty damn funny. Maybe you really should sleep on it. The friggin' owl died.
Check Out My FitBit Ball Gag
That bitch let the dogs out. Grab a titty, nut, get out. Say less.
You Thought Stepping On A Lego Was Bad, Try Diggin' One Outta Your Cooz
Lego Lust is a real thing. To fly or not to fly. Cat Chat has the key to communicating with your kitty cat.