Then She Turned Around And Flashed Her Vagina

AI Jesus Christ.  Put her back in the well.   Katy Perry Clam Stamp. 

Thomas Jefferson Would Love Hey Dudes

Space idiots.  Thomas Jefferson day!  We support ya Brit Brit.  

It's Always The Sweaty Dude

Catch these hands. Grilled cheese chat.  Johnny Danger Jeopardy. 

I Didn't Know Fart Tubes Existed Until Today

Girl farts vs boy farts.  Guess what today is?   I TOLD YOU!!! 

You Don't Rhyme With Trike

Worst Egg Hunt ever. 5:50 Fapping.  Secrets about the high school swim class that none of us wanted to know. 

Beaver Bash 2026

Just pay a dollar for the effin' cookies,man.  AI music is the devil. National Beer Day. 

National Twink Day Is Totes Dif

WKRP in Cincinnati is really gonna be a thing.   Twinkie Day.  Monogamy er no?

Look At The Udder On That Dude

Toe suckers are a certain breed.  Easter madness. Leave it to Gwar. 

Space, Man. It's So... Big, Dude.

Existential crisis Thursday!!!  Easter time cray cray. Peanut butter jelly time.  

NOT A Meat Wallet

Make that noise again, I dare you! Why is everyone making sourdough, anyway? Hot Dog Holster or Wiener Wallet, you decide!