Boy, was THIS guy surprised when 36-year-old Kristin Spearman, his ex, delivered a marriage license showing they were married. She had pulled a fast one with an area pastor and a county clerk, now she's in jail. We don't have much hope this marriage will last.

Tell The Officer You're Drunk Without Telling Him You're Drunk
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What's The 8th Commandment Again? Oh Yeah. Should We Tell The Reverend?
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Sir, While The K-9 Units Appreciate Your Assistance, It Was Almost Too Easy
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