The good news, James Farthing won $167.3 Million in the Kentucky Powerball. The bad news, he was arrested the next day while out celebrating his good fortune.

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What's The 8th Commandment Again? Oh Yeah. Should We Tell The Reverend?
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Sir, While The K-9 Units Appreciate Your Assistance, It Was Almost Too Easy
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