My girlfriend is like a cross between Pie and I. She's irrational and imaginary.

My girlfriend is like a cross between Pie and I. She's irrational and imaginary.

I'm very suspicious about Pie. What's his angle anyway?

I'm very suspicious about Pie. What's his angle anyway?

My teacher says pie are square, but I know the truth that pie are around.

My teacher says pie are square, but I know the truth that pie are around.

I know every single digit of pie. I just don't know the order.

I know every single digit of pie. I just don't know the order.

I have an obsession with pie. I know, I know it's irrational.

I have an obsession with pie. I know, I know it's irrational.

Why were all the numbers calling pie a trader because it's anti rational?

Why were all the numbers calling pie a trader because it's anti rational?

Why would anyone memorize pie to one hundred thousand digits? Because you can never have too much pie?

Why would anyone memorize pie to one hundred thousand digits? Because you can never have too much pie?

Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it just keeps going on forever?

Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it just keeps going on forever?

I hate Pie day seems like it lasts forever.

I hate Pie day seems like it lasts forever.

COVID pie has just been announced. I feel we are going around in circles.

COVID pie has just been announced. I feel we are going around in circles.

A friend and I've fought over the value of pie, but it turned out to be a circular argument.

A friend and I've fought over the value of pie, but it turned out to be a circular argument.

Length times with times height high times are squared times height four thirds times pie times are cubed. This really speaks volumes.

Length times with times height high times are squared times height four thirds times pie times are cubed. This really speaks volumes.

Three point one four percent of sailors are pie rates.

Three point one four percent of sailors are pie rates.

My internet service was suspended because I gave a movie three point one four stars on a movie review website. They said that pirating stuff was illegal. I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones, and that's the irrational dad Jokes for World Pie Day. We're on a mission to spread the laughs and groans far and wide, so please do us a favor and share just one of these jokes with your family and friends today. Thanks.

My internet service was suspended because I gave a movie three point one four stars on a movie review website. They said that pirating stuff was illegal. I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones, and that's the irrational dad Jokes for World Pie Day. We're on a mission to spread the laughs and groans far and wide, so please do us a favor and share just one of these jokes with your family and friends today. Thanks.

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