I told my daughter she should name her Salamander X. She asked why. I explained so I could ask if she likes ex a little or ax A Lottel.

I told my daughter she should name her Salamander X. She asked why. I explained so I could ask if she likes ex a little or ax A Lottel.

My wife says I'm the clumsiest person she's ever known. The other day, I broke my arm raking leaves. She asked me, how the heck can you break an arm while raking leaves? I fell out of the tree.

My wife says I'm the clumsiest person she's ever known. The other day, I broke my arm raking leaves. She asked me, how the heck can you break an arm while raking leaves? I fell out of the tree.

Finland has just closed their borders. Now no one will be crossing the finish line.

Finland has just closed their borders. Now no one will be crossing the finish line.

My ex wife got struck by lightning. She's now my current wife.

My ex wife got struck by lightning. She's now my current wife.

I got fired from my job because I kept asking my cousin or weather they would prefer smoking or non smoking. Apparently the correct terms are cremation and burial.

I got fired from my job because I kept asking my cousin or weather they would prefer smoking or non smoking. Apparently the correct terms are cremation and burial.

My son handed me the controller, begging me to help him finally win racing level against a dolphin, but I refused that would defeat the porpoise.

My son handed me the controller, begging me to help him finally win racing level against a dolphin, but I refused that would defeat the porpoise.

I just won an award for most secretive person in the office. I can't tell you how much that means to me.

I just won an award for most secretive person in the office. I can't tell you how much that means to me.

As the lion and the bear kept attacking me, I tried to decide which one to defend against, but I was torn.

As the lion and the bear kept attacking me, I tried to decide which one to defend against, but I was torn.

I've spent my whole life thinking I could only eat McDonald's Happy Meals because I was allergic to everything else. Though I just learned I can eat any meal that comes with an action figure. It turns out I was just lactoys and tap.

I've spent my whole life thinking I could only eat McDonald's Happy Meals because I was allergic to everything else. Though I just learned I can eat any meal that comes with an action figure. It turns out I was just lactoys and tap.

In a monastery's kitchen, we saw a man frying chips. I asked the man, are you the friar? He answered no, I'm the chipmunk.

In a monastery's kitchen, we saw a man frying chips. I asked the man, are you the friar? He answered no, I'm the chipmunk.

Why did the blonde think Canada Dry was a beer for redheads? It's ginger ale. More dad jokes are coming up after this quick break.

Why did the blonde think Canada Dry was a beer for redheads? It's ginger ale. More dad jokes are coming up after this quick break.

What do you call a dinosaur that plays video games a segasaurus?

What do you call a dinosaur that plays video games a segasaurus?

What's a politician's favorite particle? Electron?

What's a politician's favorite particle? Electron?

How does the octopus go to war? Well armed?

How does the octopus go to war? Well armed?

I just made a video of my feet. I got some good footage.

I just made a video of my feet. I got some good footage.

Did you hear about this Scottish serial killer who used to make clothes out of human skin? If you encountered him, you had to fight back. It was either kill or be killed.

Did you hear about this Scottish serial killer who used to make clothes out of human skin? If you encountered him, you had to fight back. It was either kill or be killed.

I courted my wife after I kept turning up to our dates with tonic water. I swiped her off her feet.

I courted my wife after I kept turning up to our dates with tonic water. I swiped her off her feet.

Astronauts often face significant challenges readjusting to Earth after extended periods in space. They don't seem to realize the gravity of the situation.

Astronauts often face significant challenges readjusting to Earth after extended periods in space. They don't seem to realize the gravity of the situation.

Why are they called pairing knives. I'm only capable of using one at a time. I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones. Wait for the bonus joke at the end of the episode. We're on a mission to spread the laughs and groans far and wide, So help us by sharing a joke with your family and friends today. Looking for the gift for Dad, We have the official Daily Dad Jokes Podcast electronic Joke button, now available on Amazon, a massive five hundred preloaded dad jokes guaranteed to make you laugh and groan. Check the show notes page for the link. The Daily Dad Jokes podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the show notes page for social media links and joke credits. This show was recorded in front of a canned studio audience. What do you call a group of judgmental lions? Pride and prejudice y

Why are they called pairing knives. I'm only capable of using one at a time. I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones. Wait for the bonus joke at the end of the episode. We're on a mission to spread the laughs and groans far and wide, So help us by sharing a joke with your family and friends today. Looking for the gift for Dad, We have the official Daily Dad Jokes Podcast electronic Joke button, now available on Amazon, a massive five hundred preloaded dad jokes guaranteed to make you laugh and groan. Check the show notes page for the link. The Daily Dad Jokes podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the show notes page for social media links and joke credits. This show was recorded in front of a canned studio audience. What do you call a group of judgmental lions? Pride and prejudice y